“Father, my wife has been acting strangely lately, always saying that someone is calling her.”
“Here you go, the Lord says this works.”
"This is?"
“M1911 Divine Inscription, hold it like this, aim it at your wife, and then pull this trigger.”
...
Serious version:
The whispers of the ancient gods could not drown out the crisp sound of a bullet being chambered.
The roar of the demon god could not drown out the booming of the ship's cannons.
The roar of the evil god was far less pleasant than the sound of a laser cannon charging.
A mercenary, summoned by the Buddha of Fire and reborn in another world, is to be hired by the gods as a priest to bring a little firepower shock to those unclean things that have been lingering in the material world for so long!
Don't worry, here you go, the Lord said this works! (Draws gun/rocket launcher/sniper cannon/matrix cannon/space-based cannon)
"Help! A woman has been abducted!" Shen Lang heard the cries from the street, glanced at the thin body, and then at the keyboard in his hands. His fingers flew like the wind, typing out a line of large characters: [Someone kicked me from behind, causing my right fist to strike the assailant's jaw. Then, with a graceful turn, I caught the victim with one hand.] After finishing the keystrokes, Shen Lang struck a Superman pose, then turned his gaze. Looking at the charming girl in his arms, and then at the [Dual Cultivation to Death] warning in front of him, Shen Lang just wanted to shout: Damn it! I was careless! This is an unlicensed taxi! If there are no true immortals in this world, I would wield the keyboard and become one. The keyboard, like a great river, descends from the heavens, a single keystroke slaying the world. If heaven hadn't given birth to me, the keyboard warrior, the path of the keyboard would be shrouded in eternal darkness. Keyboard, come!
(The score just came out; it will gradually rise.)
Li Yue, an office worker diagnosed with late-stage liver cancer, was about to end his life when he was bound to a dual-transmigration system.
It is believed that altering the course of history and gaining the trust of historical figures can prolong life and alleviate symptoms.
So Li Yue had no choice but to come to the Tang Dynasty to work and earn money... no, to earn his life!
As a result, the moment he transmigrated, he scared six-year-old Li Zhi so much that he wet himself, and Li Yue almost died on the spot.
Fortunately, through the system and his offline phone, Li Yue successfully gained Li Er's trust...
Li Er: Please save my Guanyinbi!
Li Chenggan: Brother, can my leg really be cured?
Little Sizi: Brother, I want to eat cake again!
Fang Xuanling: Your Highness Prince Yu (Li Yue), could you tell us more about the Industrial Revolution?
Cheng Yaojin...
"My name is Zhang Yan. My parents passed away when I was very young. I live with my grandfather. We are very poor and can only live in a basement..."
"Ding, 100,000 yuan has been received via WeChat."
"..."
"After I grew up, I could only make a living by collecting rent. My days were very mundane and lonely..."
"Landlord, this is this month's rent, one hundred mid-grade spirit stones. Please accept it."
...
"That's enough! Can you please stop bothering me during my interviews?!"
Mitsunari's soul is transported to Tokyo, where he becomes an ordinary high school student.
The mother left home, leaving behind 200,000 yen, a martial arts equipment shop, and a lovely younger sister.
The yen changed from paper money to coins, the martial arts equipment store was on the verge of bankruptcy, and the younger sister was clamoring to drop out of school.
Left with no other choice, Sancheng rolled up his sleeves and became the store manager.
My goal is to become the most stylish store manager in Tokyo!
......
Years later, Mitsunari was given the title of "Reiwa Sword Saint" and became famous throughout Japan.
How did I, a mere bamboo sword seller, become a sword saint?
There must be some mistake here!
(Multiple male protagonists, also known as the Loyal Dog Taming Guide) Pei Yilan, who has lost her memory, transmigrates into the body of a newly hatched Zerg queen as soon as she opens her eyes. She can command the most powerful and tyrannical Zerg in the entire interstellar space. It's an incredibly lucky start.
But the truth is—
The hot-tempered, silver-haired beauty wanted nothing more than to nip her in the bud the moment they met: "Queen... die!"
The seemingly cheerful, black-haired young man had icy eyes: "Could you please try not to bother me?"
The blond boy, as delicate as a doll, completely ignored her: "Stay away from me."
All the higher insectoids harbored malice towards Pei Yilan, yet they wouldn't allow her to leave their sight.
With a disastrous start, Pei Yilan had no choice but to work hard to reverse the negative impression she had of the higher Zerg while thriving in human territory.
For some reason, the higher Zerg's attitude towards her became increasingly strange.
The handsome silver-haired man knelt on one knee before her: "I will always be loyal to you!"
The black-haired insectoid with sesame filling, who had mastered the art of tea ceremony without a teacher, said: "How could you make things difficult for the Queen? Unlike me, I only feel sorry for the Queen."
The handsome young man, who had previously avoided her, now rubbed his soft blond hair against her hand and said, "Queen... touch me a little more."
Seeing the high-level insectoids fighting over her attention, Pei Yilan skillfully began serving water: "Stop fighting, we're all family!"
No, our king, you don't understand.
We want to be your most loyal subordinates and family members, yet we cannot suppress our despicable possessiveness towards you, and we want to be your one and only... lover.
A top-notch game planner who died from overwork is reborn into a barren, game-like world.
He started with debt, his girlfriend betrayed him, and his creative idea was even copied and released first by a rich second-generation.
Faced with capital encirclement and cultural invasion, Su Chen countered with "Ascension" auto chess, using Chinese mythology as its foundation to announce his arrival!
While major foreign game companies are still piling on special effects, his "World of Warcraft" has already allowed tens of thousands of people to roam the world on swords, and his "Immortal War" has shattered the notion that Chinese FPS games are not good enough!
What he created wasn't a game; it was a cultural nuclear bomb!
While players worldwide were diligently cultivating immortality in his game "Cultivation," a top-secret report from the official team arrived on his desk:
"President Su, why can the cultivation techniques in the game... be practiced in real life?"
Jiang Chen, a civil engineering undergraduate, is unemployed right after graduation. It's 2052, who still works in real estate?
But there are those who are not afraid of death. A business card for a development company called Jiuxiao fell into Jiang Chen's hands. The boss, Wu Ruoyou, told Jiang Chen about his grand plan, and so the two of them started a great project - developing the underworld.
[This is a lighthearted, action-packed story with no angst, featuring an ensemble cast, no harem, light yuri elements, and some corruption/corruption scenes.]
What's life like after losing your memory? It'll be easy and enjoyable, of course. Eating sweets, petting cats, and even recruiting a fox spirit as your cook.
Strong spiritual power but lacking staying power, only able to defend and not attack? No problem, just capture a ghost cultivator and sharpen your blade.
They started posting things about high and low status and nobility, but I couldn't be bothered to listen. I just sent them to meet their maker.
So what if I'm short? I still eat well and live a comfortable life.
But when I learned that the kind cook who had treated me had risked her life to save me from the clutches of the devil, leaving me with regret, I was deeply saddened.
Only one thought remained in my mind:
I want to become a god! To change this imperfect world and establish a new order.
Even if it leaves me battered and bruised, or even causes me to lose my memory again, I would not hesitate.
If the order I establish becomes corrupt, I will destroy it with my own hands, without hesitation.
[Comedy] + [Mysterious Arrival] + [Apocalypse] + [Game Derivative] + [Supernatural Ability Sequence]
Jiang Xiaochuan had a very long dream in which he went on an adventure in the world of Terraria, and finally defeated Garden and embraced the Brimstone Witch.
However, when he woke up, the world was suddenly invaded by Terraria, and the whole world was plunged into disaster.
And the first night was a terrifying blood moon, with horrible monsters appearing one after another.
However, it also grants access to the class abilities of NPCs in Terraria.
Jiang Xiaochuan, however, received a guide that was rather useless. Was it meant to summon the Mountain of Flesh? Jiang Xiaochuan couldn't help but wonder.
But at the same time, he also discovered that in addition to his job as a guide, he had another special job—Gaden's assistant.
Then let's use it to survive in this apocalypse.