[Uchiha] + [Hawkish Boss] + [Playing Sakazuki]

Danzo, a false hawk, preaches the Will of Root while only daring to do dark, despicable, and shameful things to his own people.

True hawks are quick to slaughter at the slightest provocation. You may have opinions, but I don't want to hear them right now!

If we meet again in the underworld a hundred years from now, perhaps I can consider your opinion.

The guys from Konoha are all brave, so... who among you is next to take the hit of my Ghost Dog?

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Nagato, your will is too weak!

Starting today, the "Akatsuki" organization has been renamed the "Slaughter Organization"!!

Uchiha Amaterasu: Where there is light, there is also darkness. Let darkness engulf the entire ninja world!

Uchiha Inahi: Evil Hiruzen Sarutobi, evil Sarutobi clan, are you committing despicable acts again...? Let fire completely engulf this village!!

Burn the darkness, burn you all, hehehehe!

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Uchiha Fugaku: Lately, the way the hawks are looking at me... something seems off...

Uchiha Shisui: The evil Uchiha Hawk Cards! Only the Third Hokage represents absolute justice!!

Third Hokage: Uchiha Tenyu is a terrifying man, Tuan Tuan, we must be very careful!

Danzo: Hiruzen, you are far too weak!

Learn from me! Look how brave I am!!!

Uchiha Tenyu: If Sakazuki is the leader of the hawks... then what am I...?

In Konoha, writing in your diary makes you stronger!

Before I even put down my pen, the rewards arrived—[Rinnegan Trial Card], [Sage Art: Instant Mastery], and [Complete Control of the Nine-Tails]!

Naruto Uzumaki was happily planning for the future and boldly wrote down the "Ninja World Goddess Collection Plan" in his diary: from Hinata and Ino to Tsunade and Mei Terumi... none of them can be missing.

But he didn't know—

This diary is being broadcast live to all the female ninjas mentioned, as if it were the top news in the ninja world!

So, he wrote in his diary: "Double the reward tonight, write more about Hinata..."

At the Hyuga clan's training ground, Hinata's chakra surged, and she shattered a giant rock with a single punch!

When he complained, "Sakura's temper needs to be properly addressed..."

Sakura Haruno, seeing Sasuke's coldness, turned around and handed Naruto a bento box: "Naruto-kun, please guide my training!"

The most terrifying thing is that all the female ninjas discovered—

As long as it's written in his diary, you'll receive a system reward!

From that moment on, the ninja world completely collapsed:

Tsunade abandoned the bet and rushed back to the village that very night to try and become a Jonin instructor.

Konan defected from Akatsuki, only because Konoha wanted to "talk about the future" with her;

At the Five Kage Summit, Mizukage Mei Terumi openly proposed: "I suggest that Naruto Uzumaki be designated as an S-rank strategic resource..."

Naruto, completely unaware of this, was utterly bewildered as his future wives flocked to him, vying to have him "write a few more lines."

"I just want to quietly write in my diary and get stronger... Don't come any closer!"

Ryuji Ayaki is transported to Sunagakure in Naruto, where she has a lazy sign-in system.

On the first day of new player check-in, I gained all the knowledge of Grand Doll Master Aozaki Touko.

So he chose to become a puppeteer.

They were transported to Konoha Village in the Naruto world.

Ginta discovered that there was an electromagnetic core in his body that could imbue chakra with electromagnetic force.

However, he didn't dream of becoming invincible; he just wanted to be a nobody and make it to the finale first.

"In this world, there are people who can manipulate gravity and repulsion, and there are people who can change gravity, but they... are all supporting characters!"

"No matter how powerful my electromagnetic force is, it seems it can't withstand a deus ex machina... It seems that hiding is the best strategy!"

But he couldn't understand why everyone was begging him to become Hokage.

Transmigrating into the body of the last surviving member of the Misaka clan in Konoha, Misaka Tatsumi activated the [Fourth Hokage's Divine Body System] the moment he opened his eyes. The newbie gift pack directly granted him the Divine Body Sealing Technique and a top-tier Chakra Refining Technique! To avoid clan infighting and the suspicion of the higher-ups, he pretended to be a "useless ninja" for ten years, secretly learning the Uzumaki Sealing Technique, fusing with the Senju Sage Body, and even quietly acquiring the Uchiha bloodline.

He pretended to be weak at the ninja academy, encountered Hinata to help him out of a predicament, and helped Ino resolve a conflict. During a bandit attack, his Sharingan with a single tomoe appeared, but he used a bloodline talisman to cover his tracks. During the mission in the Land of Waves, he secretly helped Kakashi kill Zabuza. In the Chunin Exams, he used the Senju's regenerative abilities to withstand the Sound Ninja's killing move, but deliberately lost to Neji, leaving him with the words "The caged bird can be broken."

On the night Sasuke defected, he activated the second layer of his divine body and fought Kimimaro head-on. His cell regeneration ability astonished Anko, and he became Konoha's top secret combat force! When Pain massacred the village, he tore through space to rush back. His golden divine energy shield withstood Shinra Tensei, protecting half of Konoha. Holding the seriously injured Hinata, he roared, "Who dares to touch the person I'm protecting?"

The Fourth Shinobi World War breaks out. Misaka Tatsumi, leading a secret force, uses the Misaka Secret Seal to seal the First Hokage and break the Second Hokage's Flying Thunder God Technique. He then uses a copied Impure World Reincarnation to summon allies, forcefully rewriting Neji's fate! With his Divine Body fully activated at six levels, he directly confronts Madara's Heavenly Obstacle Meteor. When Kaguya descends, he absorbs the energy of a star and leads Naruto and Sasuke in setting up a divine energy sealing array—"I will protect this Shinobi World!"

After the war, he pushed Naruto to become Hokage, then turned around and cornered Hinata, Sakura, Ino, and Anko in the Hokage Building: "I am a transmigrator, with a fully awakened divine body capable of destroying the world. You... are you willing to follow me?"

"Congratulations, host, for gaining Sakura Haruno's intense attention. Reward: S-rank ninjutsu [xxx]!"

"Congratulations, host, for gaining Hinata Hyuga's secret affections! Reward: S-rank ninjutsu [xxx]!"

Naruto Uzumaki stared blankly at the system notification that popped up in front of him. He just wanted to become Hokage, so why did he have to rely on collecting girls' affections to become stronger?!

What gave him even more a headache was that the list of "targets" provided by the system was ridiculously long—ranging from his classmates to Kage-level powerhouses from rival villages, and even including a few individuals with special identities...

Many years later, when the Fifth Hokage reviewed the battle records, he was surprised to find that the student who called himself a "straight man" had unintentionally facilitated the strongest peace alliance in the history of the ninja world.

My name is Aoyama Mirai!

I arrived in the ninja world of Konoha 48 years ago, and luckily I activated the "Many Children, Many Blessings" system!

She has no ninja bloodline, nor is she a contact lens with cataracts or conjunctivitis. Fortunately, the heavens saved Yekura!

[Ding! Detected that [Yakura's] affection level has reached its peak. Rewards will be issued as follows:]

[Nature Type - Magma Fruit (No Side Effects Version)]

Hehehe, starting with Magma-Magma Fruit? How are you guys supposed to play? I told you how you're supposed to play!

[Naruto + Slice of Life + Comedy + Creative Ideas]

(The characters' personalities will change due to the influence of the protagonist)

The extremely treacherous Danzo unexpectedly became the shining light of ninjas revered by everyone in Konoha.

Naruto's excessive kindness turned him into a little sly one.

Hinata, who was shy and timid, began to become more outgoing.

Neji, who was always calm and collected, turned into a perverted old man.

Sasuke, who is cold on the outside but warm on the inside, has become even more of a chuunibyou (a person with delusions of grandeur).

Chubby Choji has become a muscular hunk.

The clever Shikamaru, lacking motivation, seems unchanged.

...

Uzumaki Menma stood atop the Ninja Peak, laughing wildly.

This ninja world has ultimately taken my shape!

[Naruto Uzumaki + Hinata Hyuga + Tsunade + Multiple Heroines + Lighthearted and Fun-Filled]

He travels to Konoha and becomes Naruto Uzumaki.

I suddenly have a Fulushan from "100,000 Cold Jokes" inside my body!

Sakura Haruno said I don't have parents?

I've disciplined her to become my mother!

Shimura Danzo was ruthless.

They want to control me.

Hiruzen Sarutobi is a hypocrite.

They want to use psychological manipulation on me.

Then don't blame me for turning my back on you!

Is Payne going to invade?

Watch as I steal your Rinnegan!

What?

Madara Uchiha still has Susanoo?

Behold, the Fuluwa duo combined!

Lucky Little Vajra!

Kurenai suddenly died in front of the screen while watching the anime, and when she opened her eyes, she found herself to be a "parasite" in Uchiha Sasuke's soul.

"Ding—Sasuke Development System activated. Mission: Help Sasuke become stronger. Reward: Experience Points."

Looking at the stubborn young man in front of me, burdened with the hatred of his clan's annihilation.

Hongye was on the verge of tears: Others transmigrate to steal the protagonist's halo and cling to powerful figures, but he ended up being bound to the most awkward and arrogant guy in the entire Naruto series?

From then on, Sasuke had a "talkative spirit guide" in his mind:

"Sasuke, don't rush in! You haven't mastered Chidori enough to beat Naruto!"

"Instead of searching for Orochimaru, steal the Book of Seals! Trust me, you're guaranteed to make a profit!"

"Don't rush to take revenge, first master your mother's three-tomoe Sharingan!"

Under Hongye's coercion and enticement.

The arrogant Erzhuzi is forced onto a fast track of growth that avoids the path of corruption. As his growth experience points skyrocket, Hongye unlocks the clone system, revealing outrageous surprises:

"Devil Fruit? Bloodstained Ashes of the Killer? And what's this about the Tao Te Ching?!"

Forget about any magical artifacts, just equip them all on your clones and let them conquer the Naruto world!

When the tragedy of Konoha was rewritten, and when the uncorrupted Sasuke stood at the pinnacle of the ninja world, Kurenai looked at the awkward but acquiescing boy beside him and suddenly realized: raising a child seems much more interesting than being the Hokage.