[HP fan fiction + no system + slow to warm up + funny and weird + single female protagonist]

Neos lost his soul during the journey through time. He was smart and made a new body for himself. Although it has no soul, it is enough!

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Dumbledore: What is this?

Neos: A demon, what else can it be?

Dumbledore: Huh?

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Snape: You must stop using the power of the demon!

Neos: But... we... are wizards...

Snape: What's wrong with wizards?

Neos: Of course wizards have to play with demons. They can't go to angels or people from the church, right?

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Harry: Neos! Azazel used strange magic on me again!

Neos: Didn't you say you wanted Snape not to target you?

Harry: There's no need to turn me into a girl!

Ron: Yes, just turn Harry into a girl in the potions class.

Hermione: Hurry up! Class is about to start!

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Azazel: If the sacrifice this time is still a pig's trotter or a pinkie, don't blame me for being passive.

Neos: Here, piglets.

Azazel: Asshole! I've had enough! Why is it always these things?

Half an hour later Azazel: The piglets are delicious.

There is already 1 excellent million-dollar completed Dou II fanfiction]

Su Wen traveled through Douluo and awakened his martial spirit "Pokemon Ball". Each soul ring can capture soul beasts, and soul beasts can also complete super evolution as their levels increase.

"You call this a wind baboon?"

"These are all your martial spirits?"

"What do you mean your martial spirit can super evolve?"

Everyone's face was dull.

Su Wen shrugged: "I don't know, anyway, when you fight me one-on-one, you have always fought all my pets one-on-one."

...

Evolution route.

[Wind Baboon] - [Storm Baboon] - [Hurricane Demon Ape]

- [Xianyun Liuyuan Ape] [Mandragora Snake] - [Venomous Fang Viper King] - [Thousand Source Poison Dragon]

- [Bi Lin Emperor Dragon] [Great White Baby Shark] - [Thunder Scale White Shark] - [Abyss Emperor Shark] - [End Shark]

[Dark Gold Terror...

The introduction is weak, so let's move to the main text.

Lan Minghua's soul traveled through Douluo Continent and awakened the disciple-recruiting system.

The system only recruits geniuses with talent scores over 80, and the disciples can beat the so-called geniuses of the same age.

The eldest disciple Oscar is a combat auxiliary soul master.

The second disciple Zhu Zhuqing is an agile soul master of assassination.

…………

Tang San and Dai Mubai were very envious and jealous. They couldn't beat Oscar and Zhu Zhuqing, so they asked the people behind them to kill Oscar, Zhu Zhuqing and others.

Finally, the gods of the God Realm also wanted to intervene in human affairs.

At this time, a white rainbow shot up into the sky, all the way to the outside of the Heavenly Gate, facing the gods.

Lan Minghua was alone, so the gods in the sky did not dare to cross the Heavenly Gate.

Looking at the disciples on the ground, his voice was like a bell, and people all over the continent heard his domineering declaration.

"I'm already outside the Heavenly Gate, you can just let go and fight. Just ask the gods in the sky, who dares to come to this world."

Transmigrating into a book, Ye Linglong became the malicious cannon-fodder female supporting character in a cultivation novel. Her aptitude was terrible, and she even forced the female protagonist to take her into the top sect during a cultivation tournament. After joining, she kept opposing the female protagonist, only to meet a tragic end.

To happily survive, Ye Linglong immediately gave up on threatening the female protagonist and turned her back on the prestigious sect. She joined the worst sect in the cultivation world instead. Being a malicious supporting character? Not for her! She just wanted to live beautifully on her own.

She thought joining the worst sect would let her laze around, eat, drink, and play like a salted fish. But who would’ve guessed that everyone in this “worst” sect was a borderline-insane villain, constantly on the edge of corruption, ready to sacrifice themselves one by one to the female protagonist?

Wait… Is their sect about to be wiped out? Don’t panic, she’s got this.

First Senior Brother: Seeks revenge after his entire clan is massacred, rampages through the cultivation world, but is eventually defeated by the female protagonist?

Junior Sister: “Senior Brother, I know her cultivation, techniques, and all her treasures. Come on, let’s power up! We can’t lose!”

Second Senior Brother: Hides his demon bloodline but is discovered and hunted by everyone?

Junior Sister: “Why are you hiding? With your badass bloodline, you could dominate both realms! I even know where the interdimensional portal is—go conquer them!”

Third Senior Brother: Becomes a demon after his golden core shatters and his meridians are ruined, eventually becoming a major boss defeated by a coalition?

Junior Sister: “I know a place where you can rebuild your golden core and repair your meridians. Hold on, we’ve got this team fight in the bag!”

Fourth Senior Brother: Falls in unrequited love with the female protagonist, gets heartbroken, and turns dark, only to be killed by the male lead?

Junior Sister: “This won’t work! Look, Simp No. 1 gives her treasures, Simp No. 2 signs contracts… You, Simp No. N, might as well just sacrifice yourself!”

The entire sect looked at their teary-eyed, seemingly weak, yet trouble-stirring, nonsensical junior sister: Was this joker sent by the monkeys to mess with us?

Dad, I want to go find Yan Zi. I must go!"

"Son? You are so fat! What can you do outside? You probably won't even have enough to eat!

Be good and raise cattle with dad. If you are gone, what will happen if our cattle fight again?"

"No matter! I just want to go to the United States. If I don't go? Yan Zi may not come back from the United States!"

...

A fat boy who was born and raised in the countryside...

In order to find his "childhood sweetheart" Yan Zi.

So he went to the United States alone.

[Fellows of Dou Yi][Spirit Hall Camp][The heroine does not accept idiots]

Chen Yichuan was reborn in Douluo Continent and became the grandson of Platinum Bishop Sarath of Spirit Hall. Before he awakened his spirit, Tang San had already plundered the immortal grass of Yin-Yang Eyes of Ice and Fire.

He was destined to be labeled as a member of Spirit Hall. Without a golden finger, how could he turn the tide?

Chen Yichuan did not believe in fate. He wanted to see how Tang San could become the emperor of Douluo Continent with himself as a variable!

[Dark fairy tale + horror game + live broadcast + hilarious + no CP + unconventional ending]

Shi Yu, a mental patient, wakes up and finds himself in a horror game called "Little Red Riding Hood". Black gas is coming out of his mother's head, and the cake given to his grandmother is mixed with pink minced meat...

The game situation is broadcast live around the world in real time, and people are surprised to find that:

when other players are trembling at the strangeness, a petite figure has already started her own massacre...

Game 1: Little Red Riding Hood

Game 2: Cinderella

Game 3: Thumbelina

Game 4: The Emperor's New Clothes

Game 5: ...

【Host, host! I might be late, but I, the Femme Fatale Conquer System, am here to accompany you!】

【Now, let’s first conquer Momoana, a legendary female emperor who boasts looks and wits.】

Shu Yichao: “Charge, my nomads! Show them our unrivaled archery!”

And so, Momoana died.

【My host, I’ll assume what happened earlier was an accident. We have to succeed for the next one. Our next conquer target is Purin, a lofty and cold sorceress.】

Shi Yichao: “Clear the mobs and stack skeletons! I shall bring the undead calamity upon the world!”

And so, Purin died.

【…Maybe you didn’t hear me clearly, my host. I said court her, not cull her. Our next target–】

Shu Yichao: “Build the hive and spam the worms. My hive mind shall devour the world! Who can compete with me?”

【…】

Shi Yichao: “Halleluyah! I have finally gotten rid of every single one of them! Speaking of which, System, it has been a long time since you last spoke to me?”

【I’m tired. Just go and destroy everything.】

Xia Tianling, an orphan who died of illness, was bound to the fate modification system by chance. By changing the fate of the character, he can gain the power of fate and make a wish to the system.

Wait, this Douluo seems to be a little bit wrong?

Xia Tianling: It seems that I need to do something positive. Let's start by establishing the correct world view for Tang San.

Lou Gao, Tang Hao, and Tai Tan, go study materials science.

Tang San, Dugu Bo, and Yang Wudi form a medical research team.

The construction team of the Yu clan is doing a good job. Look at the railway workers of the Xiangjia clan next door!

Old Baihe, I'm talking about you! Has the express delivery been delivered today?

Ju Douluo, how is the progress of your and A Yin's plant research institute's project to mass-produce fairy grass?

What? The Tianshui women's group rehearsed a new dance, and the tickets are sold out again?

Many years later, when a reporter interviewed Tang San,

"Lord Poseidon, may I ask you..."

Tang San: "What Lord Poseidon? Don't talk nonsense! Am I that kind of person? Now everyone is equal, where is the adult? If I have nothing to do, I will go to help the villagers farm first."

This article is also known as "I am cultivating immortals in Douluo Continent", "I am farming in Douluo Continent", "I am leading everyone to do scientific research in Douluo Continent"

Ps: Single female protagonist, no master worship, no group, no dog.

Most of the settings are based on the last appearance in the original work. It is reasonably speculated in the original setting, and the slight settings will be changed to make the plot look more reasonable.

ps2: Please do not argue based on some prehistoric novels or some fan-made private settings.

Jiang Li traveled to the Douluo Continent and obtained the god-level auction system.

The first auction of the Ultimate Fire Martial Soul: Yanhuang Heavenly Dragon.

The three Extreme Douluos of Moon, Long Yaoyao, and Ye Xishui appeared in the auction pavilion, shocking the Douluo Continent and setting off a storm on the mainland.

Next, the auction items in the Xingchen Auction Pavilion circulated to the mainland, attracting countless eyes.

……

Emperor Tian: "Lord, the Star Auction Pavilion will auction a Divine Immortal Grass: Jiuyao Divine Lotus, which can heal the Divine King's injuries in your body!"

Tang Ya: "Blue Silver Emperor bloodline? It can make the Blue Silver Grass Martial Soul evolve into the Blue Silver Emperor, and it must be taken!

Jing Hongchen: "I actually auctioned the manufacturing method of the tenth-level soul guide, and there is even a twelve-level customized soul guide cannon that kills gods!"

Huo Yuhao: "The god king's throne is actually auctioned, and the position of the first-class god is not good!"

Gu Yuena: "There is a treasure that breaks through the God King, interesting!" ”

……

Soul Ring, Soul Bone, Extreme Martial Soul, Rui Beast Cub, Transformation Pill, Artificial Soul, Life Extension Technique, Fairy Grass, Pill, Puppet, Martial Soul Evolution Method, Divine Position......

Everything in the world can be auctioned!

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