He only knows how to train his muscles but not how to cultivate immortality.

He only knows physical skills, not magic.

He treats all monsters as nitrogen pumps.

He is a monk, and also a hormone traveling west. If he looks at him one more time, he will explode...

When he opened his eyes again, Ye Zhen found that he had become a baby!

Fortunately, he was lucky enough to be picked up by Tongtian from Jiejiao who passed by and brought back to Jiejiao.

Since then, Jiejiao has had a demon with extraordinary comprehension!

Since then, there is new hope for the revival of Jiejiao!

[You listened to the saint's preaching, analyzed the rules of heaven and earth, the laws of the Tao, and based on the relevant memories in your mind, you comprehended the method of cultivation "Divine Elephant Prison Power"! ]

[You listened to the saint's explanation of "Shangqing Heart Method", analyzed the rules of heaven and earth, the laws of the Tao, and based on the relevant memories in your mind, you comprehended the method of cultivation "Using the Body as a Seed (Heaven-Blocking Method)"! ]

[You obtained the saint's proof of the Tao treasure, carefully comprehended the mysteries of the Tao contained in it, and your heart was enlightened. Your body and mind merged, and you comprehended the magical power "The Hand of God"! ]

[You listened to the Jiejiao people explaining various formations, and your body became thousands of things, and your heart was used for everything..

Chen Xuanzang, a time traveler, brought with him an unorthodox system and traveled to the world of Journey to the West.

The system has an ultimate task. As long as he can be killed nine times by demons, immortals or Buddhas before the age of 40, he can achieve the status of a saint. The primordial universe will be indestructible, and the self will be indestructible!

Moreover, every time you die, your realm will be upgraded...

Thus, various cool operations appeared in the Journey to the West disaster...

Location—Under the Five Elements Mountain: "Sun Wukong, as long as you kill me, you can break the Buddhist plan!"

Location—Fuling Mountain Yunzhan Cave: "Are you surprised? Are you surprised? My surname is Gao, and my given name is Cuilan!"

Location—Liusha River: "Sha Seng, if you have the guts, eat me for the tenth time!"

Finally, when they arrived at Lingshan Mountain in the West, Chen Xuanzang led three disciples to attack the Great Hall! Kill Lingshan...

(new book, practice anti-routine from Journey to the West.) [ The best cool article of the year, the best anti-routine article!] Qin Xianglin found that he had traveled through time, or traveled to Journey to the West and became the supreme treasure. Qin Xianglin, who was familiar with the plot, directly packed up and prepared to run away. Just a few steps out, Qin Xianglin stepped on an ant to death, awakened the system, killed the chicken and exploded an artifact. From Journey to the West to the World, it is all the latest fancy routine. Resolutely build the strongest! The coolest! The funniest! ( Journey to the West, cool, invincible, easy, funny, funny, fooling, routine.)

After traveling through time and space and becoming a snake demon, Xia Nuan, who no longer has to worry about food and daily necessities, just wants to stay in the mountains and lie down peacefully ~

until that day -

seeing the monkey wearing tattered clothes and hiding in her tree hole to avoid the rain, Xia Nuan had a big question mark on her head.

"Monkey, where are you from?"

"Dongsheng Shenzhou, Aolai Kingdom, Huaguo Mountain, Shuilian Cave!"

"Where are you going?"

"To seek the secret of immortality!"

"Then... take me with you?"

Yu Qiye transmigrates into the world of Journey to the West—as a crow demon.

But fate is on his side—he awakens the Destiny Trait System.

Wind Manipulation → Wind Riding → Master of Gales → Storm Sovereign...

Flesh Devouring → Flesh Refinement → Flesh Absorption → Flesh Evolution...

Iron Eating → Gold Eating → Body Tempered by Gold → Qi Refined Through Gold...

...

The world only knows of the Monkey King of Flower-Fruit Mountain.

But who knew—there is another demon that dwells there.

This demon seeks only one thing: eternal life.

If the earth dares block his path, he’ll shatter it.

If the heavens dare stand in his way, he’ll tear them asunder!

Nezha: “I’m fierce, but he’s fiercer. I’m ruthless, but he’s worse.”

Yang Jian: “I’m not afraid of the monkey… but that crow on his shoulder gives me a damn headache.”

Yu Qiye: “In my past life, you called me ‘Crow Demon’—I didn’t argue. But in this life… what will you call me now?”

Ye Xuan time-traveled into the world of Journey to the West, becoming a Heavenly Soldier stationed at the Southern Heavenly Gate. According to his memories, he was likely one of the hundred thousand cannon fodder soldiers sent to besiege Sun Wukong.

Just as he was falling into despair about his grim future, a sudden voice rang out in his mind:

[Ding! Congratulations to the host for activating the Strongest Roast System. As long as you keep roasting, you will receive generous rewards.]

And so, the entire tone of the Journey to the West began to shift in a bizarre way.

Tathagata Buddha: "Amit—wait, DJ Amitabha?! Why is this Haotian not playing by the rules?!"

Reception and Zhunti (Buddhist sages): "Stop fighting! Please, just stop!"

Jade Emperor: "Beloved Ye, come quickly, I wish to sleep beside you."

Ye Xuan: "The entire Buddhist sect is about to collapse, and this is what you're telling me?!"

Reborn as Li Jiancheng, Crown Prince of the Tang Dynasty, he finally turned the tide during the Xuanwu Gate Incident and became the second emperor of the Tang Dynasty, continuing to use the era name "Zhenguan."

He introduced high-yield crops, promoted education, and spread technological inventions... All the typical methods seen in historical time-travel novels were employed by Li Yi to strengthen the Tang Dynasty, with the goal of creating a superpower.

That year, while touring the empire, he met her in a dream on Mount Hua. Then, the thirteenth year of the unchanged Zhenguan era arrived—

and everything changed...

Travel through Journey to the West to obtain the anti-routine system.

The host was born five hundred years later, and successfully obtained the result through counter-measures...

The host did not seek a disciple, but successfully obtained the counter-routine...

The host did not go to the Heavenly Palace to cause trouble, but successfully obtained the counter-routine...

Tathagata: Awei is already dead, did you choose the idol? Five hundred years. Do you know how I spent these five hundred years?

Jade Emperor: Why hasn’t this monkey come to make trouble in Heaven yet? Hurry up! The flowers I’ve been waiting for have all wilted.

All the gods and Buddhas in the sky: Let’s say what we want to say. We have been waiting for five hundred years for a minor role. I will not do it without more money.

Hello everyone, I have been practicing anti-routine training for two and a half years. This is the latest version of Journey to the West that you haven’t seen.

He ascended to the upper realm, but he didn't expect it to be the end of the Journey to the West era with the collapse of the sky. He thought that there was no hope for immortality.

Coincidentally, at this time, he gained a heaven-defying enlightenment and joined a chat group.

Looking at the endless world, Chen Chu smiled. He immediately chose to invest in the Ten Thousand Worlds and obtain the resources of the Ten Thousand Worlds. He

also became the Taichu Daozun who was worshipped and admired by everyone in the chat group.

Since then, the style of the entire group chat has changed suddenly.