Super-genius Ellen Young, creator of countless tech products, retires.

At the height of her career, she turns down numerous high-paying offers, yearning only to return to the countryside and lead a peaceful, laid-back life.

Unexpectedly, her long-lost family comes looking for her, and a celebrity sister requests to live-stream their countryside life online.

Ellen Young: ?

A big, fat no!

Netizens around the world think that this newly found daughter in the celebrity’s family is illiterate, lacks manners, is completely crass, and without any redeeming qualities.

Becoming a laughing stock of the internet.

Until.....

Why is a world-renowned professor calling her teacher online?

Why does a well-known CEO furiously comment 'If you don't come back, I'm not managing this company anymore'?

Why are numerous consortiums sending barrages online, appealing for lower patent fees?

—Isn't this just a country girl selling radishes online and making ads?

It is destined that some people can only pick flowers from thorns, and their road to success will never be smooth.

When roughness and collision become the main theme of midfield competition, there is always a guy who likes to use his feet on the lawn to tell others what the art of command is and what the sense of space on the court is. He walks on the green field in his own way.

Fouls and collisions can block others' progress, but they cannot stop the blade-like pass from flashing at the front of your penalty area, and the ghostly pass can tear apart all obstacles.

When you lower your head helplessly, you will understand.

There is a kind of person who can never be conquered by rough fouls.

He has the most fanatical persistence, insists on taking his own way, uses his feet to step out the most deadly football notes, and interprets the splendor on the green field.

This is the story of a black-haired mixed-race boy who ventures into the world of football. . .

He will have setbacks and confusion, but more often, he will stand up and tell everyone with his magical feet that he wants to win everything.

Mission: Transmigrate world by world into a scoundrel’s body; clean up the original’s life.

Wei Mingyan is a liar, through and through. But he doesn’t see himself as such. His motto? “If one deceives others for a lifetime, then all lies would become the truth.”

To sum up in a sentence, transmigrating to different worlds to wash slag men white every day, the goal is to become a good man!

Note: slag men refer to men who play with women’s hearts aka scum and washing white means to come clean, fix up your life.

TX Group, which has a market value of one trillion, released AI software that has been developed for ten years. Wang Ren, who was selected as one of the first batch of 10,000 testers, directly calculated the immortality cultivation method, causing a server worth hundreds of billions of dollars to crash and explode.

But no one knew that Wang Ren's immortality cultivation method was successfully deduced, and he even became an immortal.

...

Introduction to the male version:

Hahahaha, I finally became an immortal.

In this world, I am the only immortal.

As for this method of cultivating immortality, it's a bit strange, it's not important, it's not important at all.

It’s the age of Dharma Ending, and the way of cultivating immortals is a bit strange, not very normal! ! !

[The exercises or elixirs written in this book are purely fabricated, so don’t make mistakes! ! ! 】

"How about you delete me?"

"Otherwise, every time I receive a message, I will think it's you."

Customer: "Is it okay for me to buy a house? Can you please stop sending me this kind of message?"

"Come to my house after get off work and explain it to my husband."

Lin Yuan traveled through a parallel world and found that he was participating in a variety show and was randomly selected to work as an agent.

When other people sell their houses, they beg their father and grandma to sue them. He is not doing his job properly when selling his house. He is either finishing his job or on the road to finishing his job.

Sell the noisy house near the railway to the deaf and mute!

Sell dark and damp apartments to people who make wine!

Sell the spooky haunted house to people who make suspense movies

Sold the house in the deep mountains and old forests to a weight loss center!

Netizens are confused: What the hell do you call this an agency? I believe him even if he is said to be a pimp!

Programmer Su Hao mistakenly sent his love confession to the company's female president. The female president called him to the office. Unexpectedly, she agreed to be his girlfriend on the spot and had to get a certificate from him.

Handsome men and beauties, please fasten your seat belts when you get on the bus. The bus is off.

The old magic comes to a standstill;

Emerging technologies are booming.

The dragon lay on the ground whimpering;

The laurel crown of the gods is ready to be plucked off with one hand.

"These are all fake."

"Interrupting innovation, the advantage is mine!"

"It's time to restore the glory of magic!"

——Be quick, before the players arrive.

He makes little Sheldon cry every day and makes little Leonard's eyes sparkle.

He kicked down Dr. House's cane, causing good doctor Sean to go crazy.

He paired up bankrupt sisters and made old friends look for their mothers and feel resentful.

He sweeps scoundrels into junkyards and blows up the Fast and the Furious.

He made Sherlock Holmes spit out fragrance and made Mother Mo basically change her ambition.

He helped Suits for a while and watched Breaking Bad eventually die.

He has a beautiful heart, a soft belly, and is enjoying the Big Bang Theory.

Unable to bear the crime, he burst into tears and quietly asked the bloodthirsty forensic doctor Hu Bu.