The girls at the club are getting fatter and fatter, the men at home are not coming home late at night, and the students' grades at the sports academy are getting worse and worse. Is this a loss of humanity or a decline in morality? With these questions in mind, reporter Xiao Li launched an investigation but came up with no results for a long time, until... at midnight, on a street corner, they saw a late-night food truck with fireworks going off under the streetlights.
A ruthless report from a top domestic youth academy: "Physically weak, potential exhausted, contract not renewed!"
Media ridicule and fans' contempt turned the talented Lin Ran into a football outcast overnight!
However, a trial invitation from the lower leagues of England became his last lifeline.
Stepping onto the muddy pitches of England, facing brutal collisions and piercing discrimination, his innate, terrifying talent—capable of understanding every space on the pitch—finally awakened completely!
He is a ghost lurking on the edge of the offside line, an artist capable of delivering a surgical pass that is deadly!
While everyone else was obsessed with power and speed, he used his exceptional wisdom and vision to turn the football field into a chessboard that belonged only to him!
From a relegation-threatened team in the English First Division to the pinnacle of the Champions League, from a discarded player to a world-class superstar!
With one incredible assist and goal after another, he silenced all those who underestimated him, shocking and shaking the entire European football world!
"Who says Chinese people can't play football well? My rules are the rules!"
A hapless young man was swept away by a meteor shower and reborn into another world. Surprisingly, he was born into a wealthy family in Xiling? Overjoyed! In this life, he could finally experience the life of raising a few wicked servants to harass innocent girls in the streets. Wait a minute? Is everyone in this world practicing martial arts and flying/escaping? Then I'll train hard and experience the sights of this other world. The young man's face was filled with determination.
Arthas: No throne lasts forever, but you will be crowned king! Tony Stark: A mortal body, yet on par with gods, I am Iron Man! Sun Wukong: I reign supreme in the heavens, invincible among ten thousand troops! Grom Hellscream: Orcs will never be slaves, we will be kings! Second Master: Hua Xiong is nothing, I'll be right back! Li Chungang: If the mountain won't come to me, I'll go to the mountain; if a mountain blocks my path, I'll clear it for those who come after! Yang Jian: Zhang Xianguang, follow me to end the supernatural era! Queen of Blades: I am the Zerg swarm! Homelander: Crescent Moon Slash, I do whatever I want! ... Wrath of Asura, StarCraft, Warcraft, Swallowing the Stars, One Piece, Ben 10, Sword Comes, Godzilla...!
The protagonist, Hu Lai, transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes the owner of a struggling bicycle factory. Faced with massive bank debt, sluggish export sales, and a backlog of inventory, how will Hu Lai break through this predicament? Under immense pressure, Hu Lai activates the [National Products System], gradually expanding from the bicycle industry. The whole world marvels at Phoenix Factory's inventions! "Please, can you sell more high-strength motorcycles to our Ganges?" "Please, can you supply us with more of the new mobile phones? Our market is huge!" "Please, allocate more of your new energy vehicle production capacity to America, even at a higher price!" "Please, can you remove export restrictions on companion robots? We want them too!" Suddenly, fans and distributors worldwide are wailing, begging for more goods...
In her youth, Xue Yu was a princess of noble birth, the apple of the eye of the capital, Ye. Later, among the many condemned prisoners on the Six Realms Judgment Platform, she singled out Song Heng, a dying man whose immortal bones had been removed. No one could have imagined that the boy, whose tendons were severed by the princess's casual gesture, leaving him unable to even stand, would later grit his teeth, swallow blood, and climb step by step with his sword, rising from king to Dao Lord, sect leader, and finally to the throne of the Immortal Realm's ruler. Xue Yu always believed that even a stone could be warmed. For thousands of years, she tirelessly warmed Song Heng's heart, only to receive no warmth in return, but instead...
"Seven is a magical number. In the West, seven represents luck and happiness, most famously associated with the Lucky Seven. In the East, seven represents the harmony of Yin and Yang and the Five Elements. There are many folk tales related to seven, such as the Seven Warring States, Meng Huo's seven captures, and even my name, Li Zhuxian, originates from the Seven Sages of the Bamboo Grove, as well as Dong Yong and the Seven Fairy Maidens..."
Zhang Chen transmigrates to a parallel world, teams up with the chubby guy, takes the name Qintianjian, and guides the officials of Kyushu!
The highway of death, a place rife with accidents! Follow the highway authorities, erect a memorial stone, and chant the sutra of rebirth!
The subway has collapsed and is no longer in service! Turn around and follow the city construction officials; drive in seven-star nails and carve out this bizarre image!
Reservoir murders are frequent; a loose sluice gate triggered an alarm! Turning the attention to water conservancy officials, a bronze coffin was cast and sunk to the bottom of the lake!
Three people joined forces to recreate the Imperial Observatory, offering no fortune-telling for those seeking wealth, no cure for those hoping for longevity, and a single ironclad rule known throughout the internet!
Taking it upon ourselves to protect the dragon veins of the nine provinces, and enduring to enhance the feng shui of the nine provinces!
No official position, yet listed in top secret files!
Even without power, the entire online officialdom trembles!
[Self-defined background and identity + dramatic protagonist + memes + mysterious past + grand world view]
Autumn Twenty arrives in the world of Teyvat by accident.
They obtained the so-called "player madness system".
There's another chance to set your own identity within the backstory.
And you can choose when to enter the card pool.
So, in order to have some fun, Qiu Nian started his own operation.
Version 1.1...
"Qiu Nian is so handsome! Why does this man only exist in the story and not in the gacha pool?!"
"Quickly add it to the card pool! Quickly add it to the card pool!"
"Instantly maxed out upon entering the gacha pool!"
His popularity across the internet continues to rise.
But as time went on...
Version 4.0...
When will Lao Qiu be added to the card pool?
"You're asking me?"
"Just who is this man?!"
"MiHoYo, stop hiding it, it's already at version 4.0!"
"Lao Qiu is still taking a walk! He's still taking a walk!"
This man is incredibly mysterious; no matter how many versions have been released, players are constantly speculating about his identity.
Many scholars sat in front of their screens until dawn, and none of them could guess the man's true identity.
An unnamed five-star general even commented:
"No one can know Laoqiu's true identity before the end of the Teyvat arc, not even the game planners, unless Daweiqiu can descend to earth in person."
...
But one day, his true identity was finally revealed.
And his past and everything he does now.
This shocked the entire internet.
Off the court, he's a ruin—"You rarely see him take training seriously, let alone put in extra practice." "His hobbies are so diverse; eating, drinking, sleeping—it seems he's interested in everything except basketball." "You hear rumors about him with many ordinary people, Hollywood actresses, and even female reporters and hosts at NBA games." "I can only say it's all true; he's a womanizer, but he's incredibly charming and manages to remain untouched." On the court, he's the GOAT—"His rise to fame is like getting everything for free in a shopping mall; it seems he gets everything without paying anything in return."