The towering millennia-old Daoist sect, with its thirty thousand disciples, three thousand students, three hundred True Immortals, thirty Great True Immortals, and the Grand Master, stands at the pinnacle of the world. A vast, century-old imperial family, tens of millions of subjects, a million-strong army, a hundred thousand officials, and over a hundred red-robed ministers—His Majesty the Emperor reigns supreme over this magnificent land. True Immortals roam the realms, spreading the Daoist ancestor's profound teachings. Ministers sit aloft in the imperial court, shepherding the world's inhabitants. The Secret Guards lurk beneath the surface, investigating the world for the Emperor. The Demon-Suppressing Palace, hidden from view, suppresses demons for the Grand Master. ...[Silent Yu] Protagonists: Xu Beiyou, Xiao Zhinan

[Humorous + Not Brainless + Not Cool + No Swords + Relaxed + Sword Cultivation + Daily Life]

This book is also known as "The System Runs Away, I'm the Empress's Freeloader", "I Am Not the First Emperor of the Immortal Qin Empire", and "I'm the Boss in Both the Black and White Worlds!"

Ye Tong traveled to a vast continent and wanted to live an honest life.

However, everything changed when he opened the gift package sent by the system.

——

"Have you heard?"

"That Xuantian thief who robbed the Holy Land's medicine garden, stole Yao Chi Saint's clothes, and moved the Holy Land's spiritual veins has been apprehended by the Law Enforcement Hall. This is truly a relief!"

"That's right! That brat relied on his swordsmanship and physical prowess to rob countless resources. It's time to punish him!"

"Good! Once Xuantian dies, Fairy Yue will be mine!"

In the [virtual realm], everyone was discussing the matter, and all agreed that Xuantian's crime was unforgivable and he should be executed by slow slicing.

…

In the Law Enforcement Hall.

Ye Tong frowned slightly and pinched the face of the stunning beauty beside him: "I heard that you caught me?"

The beauty put down the scroll and gently held Ye Tong's hand: "Don't believe the rumors."

…

A few years later, someone asked Ye Tong

"Boss Xuantian, how did you manage to avoid being caught by the Law Enforcement Hall?"

Ye Tong's face didn't blush, his heart didn't beat, and he said confidently: "Because the Lord of the Law Enforcement Hall is my wife."

Countless years later.

A giant sword with extreme killing power gathered on the other side of the starry sky. When the sword intent suddenly burst out, all spirits were silent when the sword was drawn.

—The number one person in the righteous path, Ye Tong.

—Nicholas the Bandit, Xuantian (Ye Tong)

The heroine is Tsunade, the multiverse, the Naruto world, and a time travel through comics and various anime series.

Have you ever seen Tsunade blow Akaza to pieces with one punch?

Other anime that have appeared so far include:

Demon Slayer, One Piece, Jujutsu Kaisen, Rurouni Kenshin, Empresses in the Palace, Bleach, Dragon Ball, Genshin Impact, Inuyasha, One Punch Man, Conan, Crayon Shin-chan, Jackie Chan Adventures, Hunter x Hunter, Saint Seiya, Pokémon, and more anime, movies, and games will be involved in the future, and there will also be a counter-performance!

First-person perspective, passionate love, come and have a sweet love story with Tsunade!

The new book "Douluo: Revised Narration, Everyone Goes Crazy!" has a new story and a new protagonist, but the level and quality remain unchanged. Please support it!

I come riding on the wind with my sword, slaying demons between heaven and earth. With wine I am happy and carefree, without wine I would also be crazy.

I drink up the rivers and lakes in one gulp, and swallow up the sun and moon in another. I can drink a thousand cups without getting drunk. I am the Drunken Sword Immortal!

Lin Xuan traveled to the Douluo Continent, but became a twin martial soul master with only half-level innate soul power. At the beginning, he was kicked out of Shrek Academy by Yu Dashi and suffered humiliation.

However, his twin martial spirits were completely blackened because of his poor aptitude.

[Your martial spirit is disappointed with your old-fashioned soul cultivation method and has now turned evil. You have obtained the supreme sword technique, the "Tai Xuan Jing"!]

[Your martial spirit was nearly vomiting because your swordsmanship was so poor that it was unbearable to watch. It has now turned evil and obtained the swordsmanship of the Sword Immortal Li Bai, "Xia Ke Xing"!]

With the god-level offensive spirit, the Edgeless Sword, and the god-level food spirit, the Wine Gourd, Lin Xuan joined the Spirit Hall, became the Holy Son of the Spirit Hall, and reversed the fate of Douluo Continent!

......

Many years later, the legend of the Drunken Swordsman of the Spirit Hall has resounded throughout the Douluo Continent.

Bibi Dong: Lin Xuan, my heart belongs to you alone!

Qian Renxue: Lin Xuan, you are awesome!

And in turn

Yu Xiaogang: Lin Xuan has tortured me thousands of times, but he never gets tired of it!

Tang Hao: The Clear Sky Hammer is the continent's number one weapon spirit, so why was it shattered by a long sword?!

Tang San: If I have San, why do I have Xuan? I thought I was the protagonist of the mainland, but I didn’t expect that I would be defeated by Lin Xuan in seconds!

Original title: After becoming the male protagonist's sword spirit, the entire sect regretted it

My junior sister stole my spiritual roots and my opportunities, so I killed her with one sword.

Fu Xi is the eldest senior sister of the Yijian Sect. She practices diligently and is respected by her fellow disciples. But all this changed after her master brought back her younger sister.

The respected master risked his life for the sake of the younger sister, regardless of the sect's risk. The second younger brother gave her a slow-acting poison to prevent her from feeling inferior. The third younger brother offered to give her his spiritual roots as she lay dying...

The system told her that all this was because this world was a dark upgrade novel with a Long Aotian style, and she was just a cannon fodder living in the rumors.

Fu Xi was unwilling to give up, so she dragged her broken body into the depths of the sect's forbidden area, immersed herself in the ancient divine sword Hengcang Sword and became a sword spirit. She then found the future male protagonist Long Aotian.

At this time, the male protagonist has not yet turned into the future Long Aotian who kills gods and demons and climbs the ladder to heaven in blood. So Fu Xi lurks beside him in the form of a sword spirit, and when he embarks on the path of cultivating immortals, she returns to the Yijian Sect for revenge.

However, Fu Xi was troubled when she saw that the male protagonist was still a child. How would the sword spirit raise a child?

later--

Long Aotian: They all say that a swordsman’s sword is his wife, so hey, wife!

Fu Xi:.........

Which step went wrong?

[Female romance + Revenge Crematorium 1v1 + Early male protagonist's perspective + Female protagonist's sword spirit]

Bad news.

He traveled through time and became a eunuch.

Good news.

It’s fake, the vitals are still there.

Travel through the Dawu Dynasty and become a young eunuch who has just entered the palace.

In the Qianwu Realm, there are three thousand Daozhou and countless dynasties coexisting.

There was a warrior who tore a dragon apart with his bare hands, built a city in the East China Sea, and became the second best in the world!

There was a cultivator who held a sword in the air, killed a big monster eight hundred miles away, and took its head to make wine!

There are Confucian scholars who follow the law with their words, and they bring the Confucian luck to break the dragon vein of a country!

There is a big monster with a bloody mouth that can swallow a city in one gulp, and the people are wailing!

Ye Bai, who was powerless and couldn't even tie a chicken, was walking on thin ice.

Fortunately, the system has awakened and given the ability to: complete a set of exercises every day.

[Ding! Detecting the host's cultivation of the Heavenly Level Martial Arts: Immortal Slaying Sword Technique, the Martial Arts has reached Great Perfection!]

[Ding! Detecting the host's Heaven-level cultivation technique: Acala Dharmakaya, the technique has reached Great Perfection!]

[Ding! Detecting the host's cultivation of a divine-level technique: Tiangang Disha Hunyuan Immortal Golden Body, the technique has reached perfection!]

…...

A hundred years later, demons and monsters started to cause chaos, sweeping across three thousand states.

In the Dawu Palace, Ye Bai, who had been practicing for a hundred years, opened his eyes.

The sword energy spans thirty thousand miles, and the sword light chills three thousand continents!

After traveling across the Douluo Continent, I became the second young master of the Spirit Hall. I wanted to make use of the Spirit Hall to work hard and realize my dream of becoming a powerful man.

Unexpectedly, on the day when my martial soul awakened, two gods descended to the world and simultaneously inherited the divine position to me!

The six-winged angel on the left hand inherits the angel throne!

With the Shura Demon Sword in the right hand, he obtained the inheritance of the Shura Godhood!

…

[Angel Divine Test, First Test: Absorb a Spirit Ring, and receive an Angel Spirit Bone as a reward!]

[The first test of the Shura God Test: Hunt a soul beast, and the reward is the first soul ring of 100,000 years!]

This... is too simple, right?!

Qian Renxue: "Hehe, sister will help you too~"

…

Qian Renfeng: "I really want to work hard, but it feels so good to become stronger by playing badly!"

【Multiple female protagonists】

[Fight Tang San, abuse Bibi Dong, and suppress the useless generation! ]

ps: Kind words create good connections, while harsh words hurt people like a cold summer wind.

He traveled to the world of Harry Potter and became Ron Weasley, awakening to an extraordinary level of enlightenment, which brought a bit of a shock to the magical world.

"Your comprehension is extraordinary. By visualizing the starry sky, you learned the Star Sword Technique, and with one strike, you can freeze fourteen continents."

"Your comprehension is extraordinary. By breathing while asleep, you've learned the Great Dream Breathing Technique. You can practice it while you sleep."

"You have an incredible comprehension. By observing, you learned the Animagus transformation and mastered the Seventy-Two Earthly Demon Transformations."

"Your comprehension is extraordinary. Through practicing the flying broomstick, you can fly with a sword and take heads from thousands of miles away."

Ron single-handedly killed the dragon, and Harry Potter said: "And my friend, you are the real savior."

Seeing Ron master all the spells, Hermione Granger said: "Genius is just the starting point for you."

Ron destroyed the city and split the sky with one sword. Dumbledore said: "My boy, you have shown me what real magic is."

Ron imprisoned Voldemort in the Horcrux, and Voldemort said: "I wish I had never been born."

Ron chuckled: "When I'm not practicing, you see me as the bright moon in the sky. When I'm practicing, you see me as a mayfly seeing the world!"

[Low Magic Western Fantasy] [Kingdom Come: Deliverance] [Western Campaign] [Middle Ages] [Knights] [System] [Fictional World]

A wandering knight is not a real knight, because he has no fiefdom to support him and has not been canonized as a true noble knight. However, a wandering knight does have martial arts skills, and all he lacks is an opportunity to become a noble.

How could a wandering knight survive in the Middle Ages? Suppress bandits? Serve a noble? Serve the emperor and expand his territory? Haha, we'll talk about that later. First, to avoid starvation, I'll just have to become a bandit!

Recently, a strange robber came to Skalitz. He only robbed money but didn't kill people. Lord Radji sent people to suppress the bandits, but they were all defeated and the people sent were stripped of their plate armor. The lord had a hard time saying anything.

Liang Chen's legendary life began here.

Henry, the protagonist of the game: Master, it is my honor to listen to your teachings.

Archbishop: God, you haven’t appeared in thousands of years, why do you favor Liang Chen?

Mother of Dragons: Don't think you can fight me just because you have a dragon!

Your Majesty the Young Lady: Liang Chen, I really love to hear the declaration of allegiance from you and your troops. Could you please say it again?

Note: In this work, the protagonist is not cold-blooded, there is no excessive killing, and the protagonist's life has ups and downs. It is not a purely refreshing article, nor a professional historical article.