[Funny article][Crush][Control to death][Burn the CPU of the supporting character]

Xu Yan traveled through the world of job change for all people, after the job change ceremony.

Many students switched to become knights, mages, priests, and other combat professions.

There are also many people who have switched to become chefs, blacksmiths, tailors, etc. and other life-related occupations.

Only Xu Yan changed his job to become a farmer, gained the ability to be friendly with plants, and promoted the growth of all things...

Xu Yan looked at his career and talent and fell into deep despair.

"The sky is collapsing, let's destroy it!"

At this moment, the [Shennong System] was activated.

Planting technique: Wood Release, the tree world arrives!

Fire-generating techniques: Fire escape, Amaterasu!

Carrying skills: pupil technique, divine power!

Animal Husbandry Skills: Psychic, Nine-Tails!

Wood-chopping skills: Soul-slashing sword, ten thousand solutions! Flowing clouds are like fire!

Reclamation skill: Devil Fruit, shock!

…

The divine realm is opened, and the gods descend.

As a farmer, Xu Yan challenged the gods, and the world fell into madness.

"Look! That farmer is cheating again!"

The Strongest Knight: "That peasant is ten thousand times tougher than me!"

The Strongest Mage: "My combo can't even hit the decimal point of his damage!"

The Strongest Priest: "I feel like my role is not as good as the tree he summoned!"

The god wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth and said, "Are you all crazy? You call this a farmer!?"

After waking up, the world has changed drastically. Pokémon have come into reality, trainer has become the most popular profession, and countless children have dreams of embarking on a journey with their own Pokémon. Qin Che accidentally encounters a different-colored Ralts. He awakens the power of wave guidance, successfully saves Ralts, and establishes a deep bond with it.

Many years later, Qin Che, who has grown into a champion trainer, top breeder, and Pokémon hunter, is still asked the most common question: Why don’t you have a girlfriend yet?

To this, Qin Che always has only one answer: Of course I’m afraid that my Gardevoir will be jealous!

After transmigrating into the world of Honkai, while others were soul-possessing actual bodies, Liu Bai experienced a true soul possession—becoming a literal guardian spirit.

And as if that weren’t enough, he was stuck with something called the [Guardian Spirit Simulator].

With no other choice, Liu Bai began running simulations again and again...

Aponia started calling me “Divine One.”

Mobius constantly wanted to experiment on me.

Seele showed me deep admiration and respect.

Durandal... I somehow managed to completely mislead her.

And nothing happened between me and Rita, seriously.

…

After conquering the Honkai, Liu Bai looked at the smiling girls who had now surrounded him—

and fell into stunned silence.

Why didn’t anyone tell him that clearing the game would make him alive again?!

Ethan, a transmigrator who was exceptionally admitted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, discovers that his magical talent is far above average. In fact, it's absurdly high. On top of that, he can use legendary ancient magic.

So begins his troublemaking career in the magical world.

What's this? A corrupted, black-mud-tainted Holy Grail? Slash it.

What's this? A noseless, bald Dark Wizard? Cut him down.

What's this? A ghostly boss from the last century? Send it to the afterlife.

What's this? An ancient hidden treasure beneath the school? It's mine now.

After a relatively easy fight, Ethan looks at the enemies collapsed in front of him and sneers:

"I didn't even use full strength, and you're already down."

Later on, having retired early and enjoying a relaxed life at home, former Auror chief Ethan shares his battle philosophy with a reporter:

"Light spells for blinding, disarming to remove weapons, stunning for knockouts—such a perfect combo!"

The reporter asks:

"What if that combo doesn’t work?"

Ethan smiles calmly and replies:

"Easy. Just use Avada Kedavra."

Note: This book includes significant alternate lore, out-of-character portrayals, and a modified timeline. Read with anticipation.

The late Eastern Han Dynasty in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms was magnificent and full of ups and downs.

There were brave generals, wise counselors, cunning heroes, benevolent and wise rulers, and enchanting beauties, which were fascinating.

But the late Eastern Han Dynasty in Guo Peng's eyes was cold

, not gentle at all, not correct, and not civilized, with murderous intentions everywhere.

He saw hunger, poverty, war, and plague.

He saw bones exposed in the wild, and no roosters crowing for thousands of miles.

He saw the desolate earth and the gray sky.

Only the color of blood was bright.

So, he wanted to become a wolf, a cold-blooded, cunning, despicable, brave, tough, tenacious and never discouraged wolf.

Then step by step, step by step, he climbed to the top

In the Awakening Diary fraud system, as long as the content is more credible, you can get various benefits.

[Revival of spiritual energy after five years? How can it be! 】

[I was a hundred years late for the concert... Did I also die in that war...]

【Is the future really that hopeless...】

【ah! ! How could he be my husband? I don’t even know him yet...]

Human civilization has entered the 30th millennium. The galaxy is burning in the human civil war, and the Emperor's expedition to reshape civilization has come to nothing.

At this moment of hope and despair, Roche, who has ended his long sleep, begins his journey.

As the only executor of the "Reinforce the Future" plan, he will use the legacy of the Golden Age to continue human civilization and continuously complete the technology tree to seek a breakthrough.

Emperor: This universe is hopeless. Go, leave, and remember your mission.

Roche: Hope has never disappeared, the expedition has never stopped, and there are infinite possibilities in the multiverse. When I return, everything will be redeemed.

I am the close ally of the Primarch, the pioneer of the revival of the Eldar, the most powerful and domineering waaaaghboss in the eyes of the green-skinned orcs, the possessor of the Necrons

[Publish game + no CP + fan fiction + protagonist tool person]

Travel to the world of Star Dome Railway, obtain the system, and release the Honkai series IP game

【The Queen Arrives】

"Long live the Queen, it never ceases to be heard"

"Now is the time for judgment!"

【The Last Lesson】

"Captain: I can't do anything."

"Even if the sky is dark and the sun is covered, I will burn the sky and help you find your way home!"

【Angel Reconstruction】

"A salute to the birth of a king"

【Elegy for the Sinner】

"Announce to the world the return of the Queen of Thunder and Lightning!"

"Bud 1's domestic violence scene"

【The flames of fire burn forever】

"Fight for all that is good in the world!"

"She was born from the fire, she smiled in the fire"

【Stories Because of You】

"Love gate!"

"Tell me how thirteen people died forty-three times?!"

Lao Yang: "Honkai is still chasing me!?"

[Next stop, Galaxy! ]

Knowledge should be circulated and shared, and so should truth. On my own behalf, I demand that all pioneers be given the opportunity to receive education!

"Godfather! Is that true? Godfather!"

[Golden Epic: The Heroic Chronicles of Omphalos]

"Chasing Fire? Golden Descendant? Thirteen? Isn't this the paradise of the past?!"

The plot makes the players cry, and the players are dumbfounded by the end of the game.

[I’ll give priority to writing about Honkai Impact 3 and Honkai Impact 3. Honkai Impact 3 will mainly focus on the main storyline, comics, and visual novels, with fewer captain storylines and event stories.]

“What’s the best way to defeat someone?”

“Destroy beautiful things in front of them.”

“What about a magical girl? Someone with the power to protect everything?”

“That’s quite easy as well.”

YouYu smiled and said.

“When she’s still naive, becoming the most beautiful thing in her heart.”

“And then…”

“Die in front of her.” (Make her live with eternal regret!)

After all, a “villain” is not within the protective range of the “heroes,” right?

However… the actual situation seems to somewhat differ from YouYu’s expectations. Why, after his “death,” all these magical girls are now trying to imprison him?

He traveled to the end of the Han Dynasty with a jade pendant and a set of cultivation techniques.

Tian Ze originally wanted to live in seclusion and cultivate himself in peace, but the spiritual energy in this world was too thin and he couldn't cultivate at all.

Fortunately, the jade pendant can transform the people's will and luck into spiritual power.

In order to achieve his goal of immortality, Tian Ze had no choice but to embark on the road to dominance.

However, due to the restrictions of the natural rules of this world, cultivators cannot easily attack mortals, and gunpowder cannot be developed.

Tian Ze, whose magic power is still shallow, can only focus on the spiritual rain technique and soil moistening technique that come with the skills.

It seems that I have to start with farming first!

Starting from an island, we set a small goal first, to store a million grains before the Yellow Turban Rebellion.