(The God’s Haowen mainly uses daily casual, relaxed and humorous)
The Shenhao system from Heaven originally thought it was the richest man in the world at the beginning, but who knew the system told Gao Xiang: “Shenhao is not a nouveau riche, it depends mainly on temperament!”
“Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for gaining low-key connotation and self-cultivation and noble temperament!”
“Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for his perfect life deportment!”
“Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for gaining profound knowledge!”
…
A perfect temperament Shenhao was born.
Jian Chen, the publicly recognized number one expert of the Jianghu. His skill with the sword went beyond perfection and was undefeatable in battle, After a battle with the exceptional expert Dugu Qiubai who had gone missing over a hundred years ago, Jian Chen succumbed to his injuries and died.
After death, Jian Chen’s spirit was transmigrated into a completely foreign world. Following an extremely fast growth, his enemies piled up one after another before becoming gravely injured once more.
On the gates of death, his spirit had mutated, and from that moment henceforth, he would tread on a completely different path of the art of the sword to become the sword god of his generation.
After transcending to a new world, Ye Xuan miraculously obtained the Swallowing System.
Not only could it swallow everything (wink wink nudge nudge), it could also extract bloodlines, martial arts, godly weapons, medicinal pills, treasures…
“This (beer) is way too strong! Don’t challenge me! Do you believe that I can’t swallow your divine swords?”
Young Chen Xiang had a fateful encounter with a goddess & demoness and received their peerless heritage, divine pulses, ultimate martial arts, and transcendent alchemy techniques, which gave him an easy ride in his journey of cultivation.
When hungry, he refines some spirit pills to eat as snack, when lonely he flirts with the goddesses, when bored he teases those martial artists who came to beg for spirit pills, when tired he lets his beautiful wives massage him.
After suffering from a heat stroke while working under the scorching heat of summer, Lu Zhou, a hardworking but poor university student, somehow becomes the owner of an advanced technological system. With the cheat given by the system, his university life changes overnight.
A Master’s degree? Easy.
PhD? Not a problem.
From a nobody, he quickly becomes a huge celebrity in the world of science. With the missions given by the system, he is on his way to winning a Nobel Prize.
“System, can points be exchanged for money?”
“No.”
“F**k, what use are you then!?”
“This system will make you the ultimate scholar, the kind that lords over all of humanity. What use will money be to you?”
With a sea of roses, a top sports car, under the attention of everyone, the beauty Xiang Chuchen confessed: “I have a showdown, I have ten buildings in the city, Chu Chen, how about being my boyfriend, I will raise you!”
Chu Chen: “Don’t pretend, I also have a showdown. In fact, I am the richest man.”
When everyone ridiculed, six helicopters galloped in!
Ye Qingli is the daughter of an Imperial Businessman’s first wife, wealthy and overbearing. But because of her mother’s early funeral, she suffered utter oppression and abuse under the hands of her stepmother. On the eve of her marriage, she died tragically in the hands of her stepsister and her own fiance!
He is an overbearing, tyrannical, cold-hearted, demonic king. Grim and ruthless, only restrained by his wife and son!
Once reborn, the weak daughter transfigured into a Divine Genius Healer. There was no intersection between the two people, yet they were bestowed a paper of marriage!
Subdue and kill the Seven Wives?
Very well. This daughter also wants to kill her evil, wicked stepmother and stepsisters! Do you still dare marry me?
However, the Handsome Prince and the Divine Genius Doctor, how do you get them together?
Ye Qingli touched her chin: “So many people, which one do I choose?”
A furious royal highness: “Herald, continue dispatching orders. Whichever male creature dares get within three feet of the royal consort, kill him immediately!
Yu Jinli was a koi fish who had practiced for a thousand years. (Translator’s note: The two Chinese characters “Jin Li” in the name sounds similar to the two Chinese characters for koi fish. ‘Jinli’ is now a symbol of luck in internet slang.)
He had taken the shape of a human being recently with the ability to predict fortune and change luck.
He was supposed to be a popular Mr. Lucky but who could have thought that…
“Sir, your forehead is covered by gloomy air. I’m afraid there is a looming threat of fatal disaster waiting for you…” Yu Jinli said with all seriousness.
All of a sudden, a big flower pot descended from above and hit that man directly on the head.
“Buddy, the top of your head is green. I’m afraid that…”
Before Yu Jinli finished, the young man opposite him received a call and headed to a hotel nearby to catch his girlfriend in the act of adultery.
“Brother, you…”
Everyone cried: Lord General, please take good care of your wife and don’t let him throw curses around… TAT
Yu Jinli felt frustrated: Obviously, I’m warning them with a good intention.
The nationally acknowledged most perfect man, the young general: Dear, don’t get upset because of those shortsighted men. Come home with me and I’ll make you chestnuts roasted with brown sugar. (Translator’s note: The Chinese character for chestnut is the same as the Chinese character “Li” in “Yu Jinli”)
Those “shortsighted” men: …
This novel is also known as Lady Charm
In her past life, Jun MuYan had a hard life and died miserably. Her unborn child was ripped from her to be refined as an elixir, and even her own flesh was used as someone else’s stepping stone.
In this arduous life, she has an outwardly cold, adorable Bao (treasure/baby) beside her.
“Xiao Bao, that woman who wants to form a contract with the sacred beast is Mommy’s enemy.”
Thus, the top sacred beast becomes Xiao Bao’s pet.
“Xiao Bao, this God Musician’s inheritance is too powerful!”
Tiny hands move, and the place of inheritance opens. Jun MuYan becomes the only successor of the God Musician.
“Xiao Bao, this man is always pestering Mommy and doesn’t let go!”
Xiao Bao immediately strikes to drive said man away… hey, you can’t be driven away!?
You’re my father? What father? Can you even eat that?
In 2066, an epoch-making online game-“World Domination”, planned and developed by hundreds of countries in the Blue Star World and the United Nations. After logging into the game, Ye Yang found out that he actually had a game.
A special talent: absolute chance!
Absolute chance: You will be absolutely successful no matter how low the chance of the challenge is, you don’t need to worry about the so-called chance, and do it boldly!
Effect: All chances are locked at 100%! Kill any monster, Ye Yang can get 100% of all the items on the monster! All lucky draws are to get the best equipment and props! The best equipment! Brilliant gems! Strengthening is absolutely successful! Chances… In front of Ye Yang, it became an absolute success!