[Clean mind and body 1V1 hilarious pet article]
The uncle seven emperors who did not mention were married, but the bride was a parturient!
The new princess Xitang gave birth, and the Seven Emperor Uncles had double happiness, but since then they put on a diamond green hat.
When the iceberg prince is the first dude on the bar——
“I don’t need you to fight, and my concubine will give you a cheap son. What’s wrong with it?”
“The matter of inheritance is bigger than the sky, this kind of thing must still be done by himself.”
Seeing that Mengmengda’s son turned more and more like the one in front of him, Lu Xiaoxiao had a clever idea.
“Lu Xiaoxiao, what style do you run outside all day?”
“My concubine wants to save the common people!”
“Oh? How to save?”
“Dangdang pharmacy, the gospel of infertility!”
Four years ago, no one believed me when I said I was sick.
Four years later, no one believed me when I said I was fine.
Believe it or not...
Ying Junchu, a big business man, the richest man in the world, with a peerless appearance, perfect skills, and an unrestrained favorite.
A media interview.
Q: Why is Mr. Ying so keen on business?
Answer: Earn money to support your family.
Q: What does Mr. Ying think about Zhao’s plagiarism of Young Master Ling’s work?
A: It’s getting cold, and the Zhao family should go out of business.
Q: What is Mr. Ying’s plan for the future development of Dixia Group?
A: According to the family’s preference.
…………
The interviewer flips the table (ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻
It means that they are serious business media, not a show of affection!
I am the sword.
Killing a man amidst a thousand miles, no one dares take ten steps.
Killing a man amidst a thousand miles, no one can take ten steps.
Killing a man amidst a thousand miles, ten steps? Not possible!
I am the sword, the sword is me,
On the path towards heaven, each shall wield their own.
Travel through Tokyo, Japan, and become a priest at a shrine.
Looking at a shrine without maidens, no followers, and no future.
And a well-behaved, ignorant and weak god who can only hold his thighs.
Shiraki Jun could only sigh helplessly, and stood up to face the monsters of Tokyo.
“I really like what Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva said.”
“Hell is not empty, then it is not empty.”
Her – a glutton without troubles or worries who crossed over and became a young fat chick with a deep vengefulness.
Him – a young master of the number one power; a two-faced man with elegance and charming, good looks; he is the chosen one of the former saint god and a man who will only bend his back for her alone.
This domineering crossover’s slogan is, ‘Don’t touch if it is this sister’s, put it there if it isn’t this sister’s!’
…watch how the Domineering Glutton and the Two-Faced Venerate Emperor create sparks as they meet and collide, stirring the whole Spirit Treasure Continent into turmoil, how they fall for each other and how they kill each other, how life and death severs love.
Seven years ago, Shen Qianshu is impregnated with Ye Ling’s child in an accident.
Seven years later, the little boy becomes famous and is thought of as the nation’s son.
When he suddenly sees Ye Ling appear, he greets, “Hello, Daddy?”
Ye Ling watches as the little prince roars, “Where’s my princess?”
Just as Shen Qianshu is preparing to run with her son, she gets pushed down by Ye Ling.
“You can leave if you want, but leave me a princess first. Let’s have another baby!”
Jiang Ning, who was in the boudoir, was pregnant and entered the second room of Jiang’s family with a lame leg, just as he met the emperor to choose a concubine for King Yu.
The noble ladies of the noble family participated in the selection of the concubine with all their strength, but the flower fell on the head of Jiang Ning, who was watching the fun.
Jiang Ning: “???”
She didn’t dare to let King Yu be the receiver, she tried her best to tell others that she was pregnant, but the whole world didn’t believe it.
She vomited, and they laughed at her pretending to be sick.
She was sleepy, and they laughed at her for pretending to be weak.
She had a big belly, and they laughed at her for eating too much.
Jiang Ning wanted the doctor’s proof, but all the eighteen doctors he found were of the same caliber: You just ate too much!
***
King Yu, a handsome and handsome young man, raised his eyes to look at the blue sky, as bright as a jade tree in front of the wind.
This is the description of the fifth emperor of the emperor’s family by the people of Chang’an City.
But the real King Yu is ruthless and cruel, and only takes advantage of women.
He knew that the second lady of the Jiang family was Bai Yueguang of the emperor’s father, and that the daughter the Jiang family had just found looked exactly the same as the second lady of the Jiang family when she was young.
So, even though the girl was lame, he still threw the embroidery in his hand into her arms.
***
After marriage, he knew that he was a successor, but for the sake of the throne, even if he hated her extremely, he still pretended to spoil her until…
He treats her like shit. Every tine he sees her he says the most horrible things a human being can say to another, and behind her back he “loves her so purely”….like that matters.
How can you make someone feel like the ultimate sh*t and still say that you love them and you can’t live without seeing she’s safe. But because the female lead is another brainless and spineless female in front of the male lead and lets him treat her worse than garbage, in the end it will be a romance admired by everyone…..so “normal and heartwarming”.
[Women disguised as men x men disguised as women series]
Science fiction is hidden in the text.
Wan Zexi is the crown prince known to everyone in the capital circle.
The last life was muddled, so what if this life was reckless.
Looking at the unfamiliar and familiar self in the mirror, the young man’s eyes were contemptuous, his red lips raised wanton evil: “My lord, I’m back!”
Wan Zexi is addicted to petting someone, and when Mo Yu’s true identity is revealed, the whole people are boiling!
“You are a man, so you can return Master Wan to us!”
Mo Yu kissed the boy’s lips with cold eyes, “You didn’t have a chance when you were a girl? Don’t you have a clue now?”
Everyone: “…”
Wan Zexi smiled and said nothing, but when one day everyone knew that Wan Ye was a woman, the fans were silent.
This world is too crazy, they are addicted to Wan Ye and can’t extricate themselves.
PS: 1v1, men and women are clean physically and mentally.
The female protagonist Su Susu, the male protagonist can be salty or sweet, and it is not a loss to invest in shares
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