[Physical publishing contract signed]

[Hilarious, absurd, no-romance, feel-good story + memes + the female lead is the root of all evil]

One female protagonist corrupts all the geniuses.

During the sect entrance test, while others were busy testing their spiritual roots, I was busy lying.

Chi Miao transmigrated into the cultivation world ten years ago and was bound to a system that could only be unlocked by "deceiving a hundred times" and could become the strongest system in history after surviving to the end of time. In short, it was called the "Survival History System".

She thought that after unlocking the system she would turn over a new leaf and become a kind and beautiful girl, but unexpectedly her lack of morality came from herself. She went down this path of no return and infected two others.

Before I met Chi Miao:

The Sword Sect's Holy Son is aloof and ruthless, yet all the young women in the world are driven mad by him.

The merits of Buddhist disciples are immeasurable, and their Buddha-light shines upon countless beings.

The young master of the Jin family is incredibly wealthy, and his noble air is captivating.

The young master of the Qin Sect possesses unparalleled musical talent, resembling a celestial being banished to the mortal realm.

After getting to know Chi Miao:

Sword Sect Saint Son: "Of all the swords in the world, only the lowly cannot be broken."

Buddhist followers say: "Chanting scriptures is not as good as shouting rap, and performing rituals is not as good as social dancing."

Young Master Jin: "If money isn't used to humiliate and insult people, and then you get it back in the end, then it's meaningless."

The young sect leader of the Qin Sect said: "The 'Subject 3' that Junior Sister Chi Miao recently sent me is quite amazing. I have mastered it and can break through all laws of heaven and earth."

Even the Holy Maiden of the Hehuan Sect, who was determined to find her lover, banged her head against a wall for her sake.

Throughout the entire cultivation world, who wouldn't curse Chi Miao upon seeing him: the root of all evil!

Chi Miao: "Slander! Utter slander! Even though I cheated people out of money and lives, I'm still a good girl!"

Lu Ze was originally a librarian at Shrek Academy's outer courtyard. After awakening his cheat ability, he can see anyone's luck, destiny, and the troubles and difficulties they are about to encounter.

By investing in and helping them, you can receive returns hundreds or thousands of times greater.

The higher the luck of the investment target, the more generous the return reward will be.

Upon becoming the creator god, Lu Ze immediately overturned the divine realm ruled by Tang San and trampled Tang God King under his feet!

"Congratulations, host, on successfully investing in Huo Yuhao and receiving the reward: Creation Power!"

"Congratulations, host, on successfully investing in Lin Feng! You have received a reward of two 100,000-year soul bones!"

"Congratulations, host, on your successful investment! You have been awarded a million-year-old torso bone..."

Fan group: 812159927

This is a story about reliving youth. That's all.

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Reborn in 2003, Xu Tingsheng is 19 years old...

There is silent protection here.

Darling, I will prepare everything, and then wait for you to grow up.

Here is something I can't forget.

You are my past, like a wall I couldn't climb over when I was a child.

Here lies the Soaring Ambition/

If one day I sit and look down upon the world as if standing atop Mount Tai, I wish you were by my side.

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Relatives are still alive, close friends are still young...

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Qin Qi transmigrated to the Fairy Tail world and possessed the magic of the Royal Treasury. He thought he would grow into a king in an ordinary way. But unexpectedly, he received a mission request from another world, but the Black Dragon's destruction of the world was getting closer and closer! [Lucy: "Royal Treasury, you didn't even say the Arms King's Treasury! What the hell is this 'cannon blasting'?!"] [Erza: "He said he wanted a one-on-one fight, and then he just ran over there and annihilated me from 8,000 meters away! How am I supposed to fight him?! Are you taking advantage of my short reach?!"] [Nami: "I just told him I wanted to destroy Arlong, and then he just blasted the place flat!"] [Joseph: "Your next line is, 'Thompson Ripple Dash'!"] [Frilian: "It's a magic that rapidly launches small steel balls. This thing is much more useful than a staff."] [Black Dragon Acrogia: "Huh? Me fight this thing? Can I win? I'll die!"] [Makarov: I feel a chill down my spine!] [Qin Qi: "When I pulled out my magical nuclear bomb, what Black Dragon? It's just a big lizard!"]

A humorous story set in a traditional courtyard house, set in a bygone era without violence, featuring a protagonist who is a master of wit and a professional entertainer, embodying the style of Lao Liu.

Wang Dapeng traverses the Qinman Courtyard, a haven for villains, and discovers his reputation is damaged during his battles with the residents.

Adhering to the principle that if you can't adapt to your environment, then make your environment adapt to you; and if you get soaked, you can't let your opponents have an umbrella, Wang Dapeng decided to ruin everyone's reputation.

Thus began the evolution of the courtyard house: from the hijacking courtyard house to the crippled courtyard house, the cult courtyard house, the staged accident courtyard house, and finally the law-abiding courtyard house.

The main character messes things up, ruins his reputation, and can't get married. In order not to stand out from the crowd, he ruins the reputations of everyone else in the compound, making it impossible for them to get married.

Then he secretly married, keeping it a secret from his family in the courtyard house, and settled down to a life of wife, children, and a warm bed.

It features either a single or dual female lead, and the protagonist's cheat ability is a jade carving in a cultivator's home. She can farm and possesses several bionic puppets of various forms.

The main story is finished, but an outrageous side story is about to unfold!

[Teasing Everyone] + [The Illusion Where You Can't Leave Without Pushing Him Down] + [Jujutsu Kaisen] + [Onmyoji] + [Iron Lady]

The weather's getting colder, the brain drain's gone, the cycle of reincarnation's curse has ended, and the 007 (working from midnight to midnight, 7 days a week on standby) sorcerers are finally enjoying the wonderful life of working two hours a day and resting for two weeks. But this good fortune doesn't last long...

One day, Yun Jingdenghua was caught in a strange illusion. Her caring Tongzi disappeared, replaced by a cold and ruthless virus software called "Jujutsu Welfare Girl". Adhering to the basic principle of "pushing as many as possible", it opened up a series of forced romance routes for her.

Yun Jingdeng Hua: This is a virtual illusion world or a parallel world, right? Are you sure that what I do here is known only to heaven, earth, you, and me?

Cursed Welfare Girl: Yes, you are no longer in the previous cursed world. Please feel free to be yourself.

Yun Jingdeng Hua (takes a deep breath and makes a decision that breaks all boundaries): Since that's the case, I won't hold back. I'll push one after another, and push a pair after another!

However……

After she left the illusion and returned...

Why have their memories been updated in sync?!

— — — — — — —

Yun Jingdeng Hua (prostrating himself on his knees in apology): I had no choice but to attack you all! I'm sorry! Please forgive me!

The group being pushed (feeling conflicted and distracted): I can see you're not unwilling at all; you're clearly very happy!

From then on, Yun Jingdeng and they lived a shameless and happy life together...

This is truly something to celebrate...

Tang Zhao is a rising star in the Shanghai business world.

Reborn into the world of the Duke of Wei, she becomes the eldest daughter of the Duke of Wei's family and is betrothed by imperial decree to the fifth son of the unconscious Prince Xuan for good luck.

On the day of the wedding to bring good luck, Gu Ci, who had been in a coma for more than half a month, opened his eyes.

Tang Zhao met those piercing, piercing eyes and knew this was a wolf teammate.

After the emperor's death, Tang Zhao went to his fiefdom with the people from Prince Xuan's mansion and began to show his talent.

Increase yield per acre, run workshops, build water conservancy projects, improve medical care, make money as if divinely inspired, and spend money as easily as flowing water.

The well-fed and robust soldiers of the three armies regarded her as if she were the God of Wealth descending to earth.

"Madam is only doing this because of this general's sake," Gu Ci said smugly in public, but later pleaded with a handsome face, "Madam, can our agreement to keep to ourselves be null and void?"

Tang Zhao sneered, "Whoever goes back on their word is a little dog."

Gu Ci: "..Woof!"

A genius female protagonist who excels at both farming and business X a thick-skinned, ruthless, and shameless war god male protagonist

(The protagonist, Weiwei, is not a normal person.) (Weiwei has normal values.)

Junji Ito + Anime/Manga Worldview + Urban Legends

The introduction is inadequate; please proceed to the main text.

After the protagonist transmigrated, he wanted to enjoy life, but he found that something was wrong with the place where he had lived for 16 years!

What? You said this town is called Black Nest Town?

What? Old Director, you said that a girl named Tomie from our orphanage was adopted by the Kawakami couple?

What? You mean you want me to go to Shunoin Academy?

What? What? What?

Mercury: "What the hell does this have to do with me?!"

[Strange Tales of Rules + Many Children, Many Blessings]

Lin Feng, who was enjoying the "blessing" of working 996, was unexpectedly drawn into a bizarre tale of rules!

The game starts at hellish difficulty—[Death Flight ZQ-114514]!

Fortunately, Lin Feng was bound to the [Many Children, Many Blessings] system!

"Ding! Xia Ning, the 007th mysterious flight attendant with a comprehensive strategy score of 95, has given birth to a child. Reward: Rule Resistance + SSS-level Talent!"