【Funny + high IQ + excellent skills + face-slapping + vest + double strength】CP Jiang Qilan

The soul of an international top agent travels to the 18th-tier scum star.

Cheng Ling, the cancer of the entertainment industry and the obscure celebrity known as the "Flower of Evil", participated in the variety show "Survival in Desperate Situation" and was ridiculed by the whole network, waiting to see her make a fool of herself.

After the filming started, a snake appeared in the wild.

The program crew and the audience: Ah ah ah ah ah ah, help!

Cheng Ling was overjoyed: Ah! Delicious!

The cute little squirrel was holding dried fruits, and other guests: Squirrel, so cute!

Cheng Ling stared at the dried fruits: Robbery!

The squirrel's storage room was looted.

Cheng Ling set a trap to catch a wild rabbit and roasted it to eat.

The young man angrily scolded: You actually eat rabbits!

Cheng Ling sneered: Stay away from my rabbit, I'm afraid your relics will be roasted out.

In the middle of the night, actor Jiang had a fever and was groaning. Cheng Ling threw a sanitary napkin soaked with water on her forehead to cool her down.

Guest X (before the show): Who will be eliminated first? It must be Cheng Ling.

Guest X (after the show): I was so hungry, and Cheng Ling was eating skewers and singing!

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Everyone: … What script did Cheng Ling have? ! ! !

Director: I told you, there is no script!

Before the show started, the audience: Cheng Ling's fake face is the flower of evil! [vomit.jpg][explosion.jpg] Get out of the show!

After the show started: Director, can you give me more shots of Queen Ling? Thank you.

Cheng Ling: Men only affect the speed of my sword drawing.

Jiang Qilan: I will help you sharpen the knife. And wrote a paper "The Importance of Knife Sharpening to Speed" overnight

Why are Feifei, Mimi, Bingbing, Tiantian... so many popular top stars chasing you?

Wei Wu smiled but said nothing. In fact, I just wholesaled a subsystem to each of them.

As a reborn with a system, my goal is to be soft... ahem, not to eat soft rice, but to become the best commercial film director in the 21st century!

A person cannot withstand a hundred mouths, and wood cannot withstand a hundred axes.

After the show 'Love is Full' aired, it was ridiculed by countless people as 'Beast is Full'. Upon careful reflection, there wasn't a single good person in the entire courtyard. The numerous grievances gathered, resulting in countless parallel worlds. He Yuliang of the new century just said one thing: 'They're all a bunch of jerks!'

As a result, the great god arranged something for him. He Yuliang, looking bewildered at his hands, said: 'Traveling through time is fine, I have no complaints, but do you understand the rules? Where's my cheat ability?'

The great god: 'Your cheat ability will be delivered immediately...'

Yakusha means actor in Japanese.

And koyaku, as the name suggests, means ‘child actor’.

Kita Sumimi, who was a successful person in her previous life, was reborn in Japan and became an unknown koyaku.

On the one hand, she had to face the pressure from her unreliable family.

On the other hand, she had to save the money she needed for her future growth at this age.

Kita Sumimi could only start as an ordinary child actor——

Game experiencer Lin Mu traveled to a parallel world, where virtual reality technology and somatosensory equipment are very advanced, but game resources are very scarce.

Players are still suffering from daily card draws and frequent krypton gold.

Fortunately, Lin Mu awakened the god-level game system and started to create "Jingjue Ancient City".

The bizarre plot, perfect interaction, and super quality instantly became a global hit game.

The game character Shirley Yang became even more popular and became a national virtual idol.

When all players felt that "Jingjue Ancient City" was the pinnacle of the gaming industry, Lin Mu made another move.

Super games such as "League of Legends" and "Silent Hill" are online again...

"Excuse me, which industry are you going to enter next?"

Writer, singer, cartoonist...

"The Great Ruler", "She Came to My Concert", "Soul Land"...

Yunfeng traveled with the entertainment resources of Earth and became a cross-border superstar in the parallel world Blue Star!

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Completed the old book "How come all the artists became superstars when I asked you to take care of them".

The new book "Huayu Game" has been released, new account.

Awakening attribute absorption system, becoming the attribute absorption maniac in the entertainment industry, with a certain probability of absorbing attributes from others.

However, the absorbed attributes must be stored in the corresponding certificates, so Hao Yun had to embark on a crazy road of certification.

Either in the certification, or on the way to the certification!

Reporter: I heard that you have obtained more than 100 certificates, making you the star with the most certificates in the entertainment industry.

Movie King: No, no, only more than 90.

Reporter: Then which of these certificates do you think has the highest gold content?

Movie King: Let me find it... Oh, sorry, I took the wrong one.

Reporter: Fool, mental illness certificate! ?

Chen Shen, who came from another world, received a call from an idol drama director.

He thought he was asked to act in an idol drama, but it turned out to be a love variety show.

The director only made one request, that if no one of them succeeded in holding hands at the end of the love variety show, he would give you one million.

So, Chen Shen became a troublemaker in the love variety show.

What Chen Shen didn't know was that the director met another person at the same time as he met him.

The director also made a request to her, that if more than one of them succeeded in holding hands at the end of the love variety show, she would also get one million.

This book is also known as "What? The whole network knows that I get paid to be on the love variety show!"