As a child, he was chased all over the place by the neighbor's goose. He was always worried about being attacked by dogs when he walked down the street. After growing up, he became a zoologist and participated in scientific research. Even elk would avoid him from 800 meters away just by smelling him. He was hit by stones thrown by monkeys and attacked by wolves at night. As someone whose physique was cursed and who was extremely disliked by animals, Su Yun suddenly felt like he had chosen the wrong major. He suddenly felt confused about his work and what path he should take in the future.

Just when he felt abandoned by God, a lifeline finally appeared in front of him.

[Master's Soul Transmigration + Apprentice Recruitment System + Nonsensical Comedy + Sketch Style]

The world's foremost Crimson Lotus Immortal Venerable perished, and was reborn ten thousand years in the past.

The "Disciple," the Saint Master's吐槽 (tu cao, a form of humorous commentary) system that awakened in the previous life, is bound to the soul, but it is still charging up after the transmigration and has not yet been activated.

"My son is very handsome and talented; I hope he will have a smooth and successful future..."

"So you'll be called Lin Yi."

One... utter nonsense!

No, I have to complain!

Disciple, wake up! I can't help but complain!

I want to take on disciples! I want to vent! I want to reclaim my immortal status!

Apprentice: Wait a minute, the spacetime turbulence has caused some minor bugs in the system... You can't complain anymore, you have to praise it...

Ning Chaoyang rose to the rank of a fourth-grade female official, but she still couldn't escape the fate of being forced into a marriage of convenience.

She resolved to take a mistress as a form of resistance.

The mistress should be of low social status, have a decent appearance, and preferably be weak and unable to take care of herself.

With a sidelong glance, she spotted a young doctor dressed in flowing white robes.

[Time Travel][Golden Finger][Multiple Female Leads][Not Suitable for Readers Under 18]

In the world of Cangyun, cultivating immortality is paramount.

The tragic deliveryman Yao Delong is transported to another world after a car accident. He starts out as a complete waste (2) whose spiritual affinity is even worse than that of a spirit pet (5)!

At the age of seven, she survived by writing storybooks and was taken in by Leng Yuekui, a beautiful and talented female cultivator from the Yin-Yang Sect.

Was his talent too poor? She took him on as a disciple out of kindness and protected him for eighty years.

Eighty years have passed, and the genius master Leng Yuekui has become the master of Luoxia Peak, with unparalleled beauty that shakes even the mortals!

The elderly Yao Delong is still stuck at the eighth level of Qi Condensation, and his lifespan is about to end.

With his master about to go into seclusion, he felt guilty: "Disciple, is there any unfulfilled wish (regret)?"

Looking at Master's peerless beauty that could eclipse the stars,

Having been a virgin twice, Lao Yao steeled his heart: "Master, I want to... be a real man for once!"

The female peak master was about to angrily rebuke him for his audacity,

Thinking of how he had forcibly dragged the other person up the mountain, severing his mundane family happiness... in the end, a sigh melted the frost.

[Ding! System activation successful!]

[Dual male leads + Infinite flow + Supernatural + Silly + Happy Ending]

Qiao Yu had a boyfriend before her death, and their relationship was so intense that it was known to everyone, the kind of love that would last until the mountains crumbled and the heavens and earth joined together.

They survived the seven-year itch, and just as they were about to meet each other's parents and get married, her boyfriend, who seemed so grown up, suddenly disappeared!

It literally means gone, like someone who's disappeared without a trace.

Despite the ridicule from the outside world, Qiao Yu continued to eat, drink, and sleep as usual, and then a year later he was hit by a car and died.

Qiao Yu finally believed it: showing off your love will lead to a quick death.

He didn't know how much time had passed when he woke up and suddenly became 'Qiao Yu'.

The restart method might have been a bit off; he was inexplicably pulled into a live escape broadcast, the kind where people could actually die.

Then... his boyfriend, who had become a missing person, was standing right in front of him, shamelessly trying to hold his hand.

Qiao Yu: The sound of bagpipes drifts from afar~

**

During the live stream, the boss went berserk. Qiao Yu gouged out his own eyeballs, covered in blood, which scared the boss so much that it fled in panic.

Suddenly, a hand pulled Qiao Yu, who was standing with her hands on her hips and laughing arrogantly, away: "Stop messing around, my heart can't take it."

Qiao Yu immediately put her eyes back in: "Then let me rub them for you?"

"Come on, whoever doesn't rub me is a coward!"

Qiao Yu: "Grandpa."

"......Shut up!"

Pipi, who values ​​money over life, believes everyone in the world except him and Qiao Yu is trash.

Before even finishing a page, Ye Mu couldn't help but close his childhood diary. "What kind of cringeworthy diary is this?" "So embarrassing!" "Is this company doomed?" [Ding! God-level Diary System activated!] [Automatically purchases global trending recommendations for the host's diary!] [Over ten million global likes, unlocking new features!] [Congratulations to the host for 100% event reconstruction, reward: Primordial Great Luo Sacred Axe!] Influenced by the Primordial Great Luo Sacred Axe, the two worlds are no longer parallel, and numerous unknown interference phenomena appear. A diary has been discovered on the Yin Ruins stone wall, causing a global sensation! ... Ye Mu was shocked. His cringeworthy diary had actually come true!

[American comic book, multiple female leads, lighthearted, fast-paced] Lynn transmigrated into an American comic book world, becoming the sole player. The system said that as long as he kept completing tasks and obtaining rewards, he could live a life surrounded by beautiful women. He agreed. ...Metropolis, atop Lex Building. Superman's eyes glowed red, his face expressionless. "Superman, let me explain, Supergirl, Lois, and I are just in a misunderstanding." Lynn tried to explain, but was met only with a scorching beam of light from the god of the underworld. "Batman, help me defeat Superman, I can resurrect your parents!" Batman: ??? ...Faced with the attacks of a group of superheroes and villains, the sole player, the ancestor of America, the dream-breaker of the Justice League, Thanos's godfather, and the prince of Apokolips, Lynn, said: "Gentlemen, in order for me to live a good life, I can only let you suffer a little."

[Decisive and ruthless] + [No female lead] + [Villain?]

[The rating just came out, it will go up]

Lin Fei was originally planning to go to university, but when the train passed through a tunnel, it took him to another world.

This is a world where rules reign supreme.

The rules, in turn, are controlled by individuals with privileged status.

When Lin Fei transmigrated, he received an identity purchase system as a gift from the will of Blue Star, which allowed him to purchase all kinds of privileged identities.

[Identity: Police Officer]

Authority: 1. Fine 2. Detention 3. Investigation

Price: 100,000 (Newcomer Discount)

Looking at the panel, Lin Fei had only one thought: to take out online loans.

He mortgaged his kidneys 14 times and sold his soul 7 times...

He racked up millions in illicit online loans and bought a police officer's identity.

Thus, a new God of Divine Punishment was born:

"Senior, you've committed a crime. The fine is 100,000. As for what happened, that's none of your business."

"Strange? Fine me a million first, then let me see what kind of quality it is?"

"......"

When the loan collectors arrived at the door, they were completely dumbfounded to see Lin Fei sitting in the highest seat in the federal government.

"What brings you all to see me, the Speaker?"

[Goddess][Tower Defense][Survival][Infinite][Upgrade]

Lin Mo woke up to find that the dormitory building had become a battlefield for survival.

While others drew Fireball and Frostbolt, he drew a legendary golden spell that he could plant and harvest.

Mark a seed on a pretty girl and harvest attribute points 24 hours later.

Looking at the aloof school beauty who had just moved in next door, Lin Mo smiled sincerely: "Hey classmate, wanna work together?"

While others were struggling in the monster horde, Lin Mo was busy farming for the beauties one by one.

"Harvest time has arrived! Strength +1, Agility +1, Charisma +1..."

Looking at the skyrocketing attribute panel, Lin Mo exclaimed, "This isn't survival, it's heaven!"

That's all for now. I'm all cooled down, and I need to go farm. They're urging me to get back to work.

(There will be more female leads, but the plot will lean more towards lone wolves with fewer companions.)

On the eve of the Jingkang Incident, the Song Dynasty was in a state of peace and prosperity, and Bianliang (Kaifeng) was bathed in decadent spring breezes. Yang Lin, transmigrated into the body of a renowned and upright gentleman, was met with respect wherever he went. However, his true nature was beginning to crumble. (Book club member)