[Upgrade Spirit Stone + Purify Pill + Funny and Relaxed + Humorous Immortal Cultivation + No System + Mortal Flow] Brat, you can actually upgrade Spirit Stone + Purify Pill? I won't beat you if you tell the truth! Yuanxiao, a young man from a mountain village, saved a thief in the immortal world by chance, and relied on his thick skin to snatch the heaven-defying treasure Tianqizhu. From then on, he became a rich man in the immortal world, and making money and upgrading was nothing! And he obtained a magical small world for immortals and gods, and started his funny immortal cultivation journey. With a flying tiger and a golden mink, two nonsensical and troublesome spirit beasts, relying on cunning, playing tricks, bravery and wit, he went from a mortal boy to the pinnacle of the immortal world step by step, and climbed to the top of the five continents in the human world with funny and easy immortal cultivation. There are a lot of thick-faced bad friends, and the immortal cultivation embarrassing things are endless, first make people laugh to death, and then make people laugh to life!
As the strength and vision of cultivation improve, the shocking conspiracy of some people in the fairy world and the demon clan is gradually discovered. Let's see how Yuanxiao makes a big fuss in the nine heavens of the fairy world, fights wits and courage to kill all sides, and easily overthrows the fairy world with humor!
If you want to laugh with tears, please come and watch!
Funny and relaxing is the main theme, and humorous cultivation is the essence!
Traditional fantasy and fantasy fairy heroes, oriental fantasy mortal cultivation.
The introduction is weak, please read the text!
Boss, you begged me to lend you a magic weapon, saying that you would only use it for a thousand years, and the interest was one spirit vein.
Now you don’t want to pay the interest, and you don’t want to return the magic weapon, shouldn’t you give me an explanation?
Immortal Emperor, you signed a contract with us tens of thousands of years ago, and after helping you become the Immortal Emperor, you will be at our service for ten thousand years.
Why do you want to go back on your word now?
Do you still want to kill me?
I’ll fuck you!
Under the heavens, how can you not pay back the money you owe?
You owed me, Lin Daoran, a debt, and you still want to run away? Not to mention your boss, even if the Immortal Emperor comes, if you want to owe the debt and not pay it back... then let’s die together!
[The Fourth Disaster + No CP Group Portrait] On the game forum, a group of old netizens were ready to fight and angrily criticized the open world MMORPG Xiuxianji "Shizhouji" that claimed to beat the three factories for several days. But when they opened the server, they found that the three factories were really a little brother compared to it! The magnificent alien world, the ten continents in the sea, the three islands overseas, and the map that was so grand that it made people dizzy. The magnificent fairy myth, the gods, ghosts, monsters, monsters... There is also a world-class Xiuxian sect built from scratch with the efforts of countless players! * "Master, why is our sect known as the world's number one Xiuxian sect?" "Maybe because... there are too many people?" Fang Xianyu, who restarted the second round, looked at the group of leeks (crossed out) players with good self-PUA ability with a kind face, and was satisfied and decided to lead the players to start killing in the Xiuxian world. The newbie looked at the real-time online number of people - 5 million, and scratched his head in confusion. You call an organization of at least 5 million people a "Xianxian Sect"?
What exactly is reincarnation? There seems to be no definite answer. Some people say reincarnation is a circle, while others say reincarnation is the way of heaven.
I only know that you are my reincarnation.
Even if I have to overturn the world and reverse reincarnation, I will find you back!
In Chaoge City, the Lutai was set on fire, and the human king Di Xin was about to burn himself to death.
At the critical moment, the soul of the human race in the future generations traveled through the prehistoric world and became the last human king.
How can we be willing to perish like this after two lives as human beings?
In front of the gods and Buddhas in the sky, we will gather the luck of the human race again.
Cursed Yuanshi Tianzun and scolded the saints in the heavens.
Since you want to put me to death, how can I let you slaughter me?
You calculated the human race in the past, and I will get it back today.
Take back the luck of the human race of Nuwa and abolish the title of the Holy Mother of the human race.
Take back the luck of the human religion of the Saint Taiqing and abolish the title of the leader of the human religion.
Jieyin Zhunti, calculated the human race, are you ready to face my revenge?
As for the treasonous Jifa?
In the name of the human king, I abolished Jifa's identity as a human race.
From then on, the luck of the human race will no longer bless, and lead the human race to counterattack.
Destroy Xiqi, break the heaven, and smash all conspiracies and tricks.
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Isn't it just the gods and Buddhas in the sky?
Aren't they all the saints in the heavens?
Just do it.
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Human King Di Xin: Since there is no way to retreat, let's overturn this primitive land.
If gods stand in the way, kill gods; if Buddhas stand in the way, kill Buddhas.
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The second book of the primitive world after [The Ancestor of the Primordial World, the Abandoned Religion and the Abandoned Holy Mother].
Please support me, I guarantee that I will be passionate.
Travel through the Shang Dynasty, marry a beautiful wife, and have two big fat boys.
Yang Ling, who started from scratch and earned a fortune, lay contentedly on the chair, ready to enjoy the life of a wife and children, until-
"Husband, what do you think about naming my son Yang Jian?"
"I am Li Jing, the general of the Shang Dynasty. How dare a small demon be so presumptuous!"
"My name is Yu Ding. Can you let your son join my Chan Sect?"
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Yang Ling's smile gradually solidified, and he realized that he had traveled through time to the Conferred God and became the biological father of Erlang Shen. He would soon die tragically at the hands of the heavenly soldiers and generals.
Fortunately, he only needs to do one good deed a day to get extra points and blind boxes, from which various rewards can be opened:
Nine Secrets, Immortal Apricots, Star Fruits, Eight Reverse Chaos Styles, Divine Elephant Prison Power, He Transformed into Free Heaven, One Qi Transformed into Three Pure Ones...
A few years later, the fact that the Princess of Heaven secretly married a mortal was exposed. Facing the dark clouds of gods and demons, Yang Ling looked relaxed:
I wanted to get along with you as a mortal, but in the end I only got alienation and oppression. I won’t pretend anymore. I am a saint and I will show my cards!
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This book is also known as "My Wife Always Wants to Help Me Become an Immortal", "The Story of Yang the Great Man's Cultivation of Immortality", "Yang Jian: I am Invincible with All My Dependence on My Father", "Whether Heaven is in Chaos or Not, My Father Has the Final Say"...
PS: There are already two old books with 10,000 subscriptions in the Honghuang flow. The character is guaranteed. Gentlemen are welcome to join the pit.
【Mysterious Fantasy + Invincible + Explosively Cool + Decisive Killing + Sword Cultivation + Never Look Back】
Li Che traveled through the fantasy world and became the eldest brother of Lingxu Sword Sect. He guarded the Demon Cave alone for a hundred years for the sect!
But a hundred years later,
What greeted Li Che was not applause and flowers, but slander and judgment. They angrily accused Li Che of being damned, saying that he was harming the sect in order to occupy the resources of the Demon Cave!
Li Che laughed.
"After guarding the Demon Cave for a hundred years, this is the end? In this case, I will not guard this Demon Cave, and I will not serve this sect!"
Li Che decisively withdrew from Lingxu Sword Sect.
But they didn't think so, didn't care at all, and prepared to mine the Demon Cave with great momentum!
However, when they really stepped into the Demon Cave, they found that endless demons soared into the sky, and the vast and terrifying aura directly swept the entire sect, causing blood to flow like a river!
At that moment, they finally realized their mistakes and cried and begged Li Che to come back.
Li Che: "What do you have to do with me whether you live or die?!"
Fang Yang traveled through the wilderness and became a tabby cat in Taihang Mountain.
By chance, he swallowed a magical seed. Not only did he cultivate into a spirit, but his blood returned to his ancestors and he became a nine-life celestial cat.
However, just as he was happy about his adventure, an old man's voice came from the bottom of the mountain.
"Listen, evil gods on the mountain. From today on, I, Yu Gong, will dig Wangwu and level Taihang..."
Fang Yang: "?"
Untainted by the mundane world, he went to the Xuan Road, practiced Taoism and ascended to immortality under the bright moon.
The reborn Zhou Qing held a rare treasure, entered the Xuanmen, ascended to a high position, practiced Taoism and sought truth, fought for the world, and embarked on a path to ascend to immortality.
The master of martial arts, the limit of human body, can fight one hundred with one person, and found a school.
But he can only be the hero in ancient times.
But he can be immortal...
Feng Xu rides the wind, enters and exits the blue sky, travels to the North Sea in the morning and Cangwu in the evening.
Eat wind and drink dew, transcend the world, live forever.
That is the ultimate romance of mankind.
Immortals are fictional?
They do not exist in the real world?
Everything depends on human beings!
Martial arts is a road against the sky, beyond the limit, and turning the impossible into possible!
So, I want to cultivate into a human immortal, travel to the North Sea star in the morning and reach the Cangwu world in the evening, what's wrong?
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This is a story in the modern martial arts world, relying on a little information advantage, and finally cultivating into a human immortal, breaking the star with one punch.