If you had a golden apple, who would you give it to?
Lorne, who was invited to the banquet, saw the golden apple with the words "Dedicated to the most beautiful goddess" engraved on the plate and the three goddesses in dispute in front of him. He smiled and picked up the knife.
The first step is to peel it and give the peel to Aphrodite.
"One thing I have to say is that you are indeed pretty. You can still see it as a layer of skin."
The second step was to cut the pulp and give it to Hera.
"You are a queen, but the whole Olympus, from eight hundred years old to beasts, can have sex with you. There are even men, women, and sheep. Since you can't save your face, I'll give you this face."
The third step is to give the remaining core to Athena.
"I was supposed to be born as a male god and inherit the throne of Zeus, but I lost the seed because of Zeus, so I will give you this fruit seed."
Aphrodite clenched her fist, Hera raised her scepter, and Athena summoned the spear and shield...
Upon seeing this, Lorne quickly took a step back, keeping Eris, the goddess of discord in the crowd, firmly in front of him.
"You still want to be the goddess of discord? Look at me, I can unite them in one fell swoop. Even you can't compare to me."
"..."
Looking at the Greek gods sharpening their swords around them, Eris fell into silence.
"The more the Holy See supports me, the more it means I am doing the right thing. The more the heretics oppose me, the more it means I am doing the right thing."
"If even the heretics praise me, it proves that I did the right thing. If the heretics don't say a word, it shows that I did something impeccable!"
"If the Holy See opposes me, it means that they have all degenerated into evil heretics. The more the heretics oppose me, the more it means that I have done the right thing."
In 681, Ansu, the youngest Pope in the history of the Holy See, was crowned Holy Pope. He delivered a speech and gave important instructions for the subsequent de-deification work. Pope Anzu emphasized:
"And now both the Holy See and heretics are against me, which just shows that I am on the right path!"
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685 years.
"It's not that the evil god can't be summoned, but it's more cost-effective to choose him to take the stage."
Sylvia, the former Saint of the Demon Tribe, commented this way.
As soon as these remarks came out, they instantly aroused the attention of all walks of life - the large-scale documentary "The Legend of Pope Anzu" will continue to be broadcast for you.
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This is the story of a top evil player speeding through a fantasy world.
At the end of the Immortal Yuan Dynasty, thousands of people are competing for the throne. They want to join the No. 1 Immortal Sect, but they have a strange book left by the founder of the Demonic Way. I follow God's will and go against my fate. I have no regrets in this life.
Traveling through Hogwarts, Lu Ke is emotionally stable. Who is not a little wizard? It was just that when I was eleven years old, it was too hot, so I suffered from heatstroke when I went out to deliver the letter and the owl never delivered it. The original body traveled through time and was a squib. It didn’t matter. He hit Dumbledore as soon as he traveled through time.
Three hundred and fifty years after the end of the world, there was a gap in darkness and civilization was annihilated. Peak came to the barren wilderness and experienced incompatibility and integration with the values of the new world. In the process of continuous exploration, he searched for the reasons for the cessation of human civilization, and in In the struggle against the doomsday ruler, he constantly unearths the truth of history, transforming from an unexpected traveler into a leader leading mankind to find the revival of civilization.
Liu Qinghuan, a young boy, walked out of the chaos of war in the mortal world and entered the magnificent war of immortal cultivators.
Is it to stay aloof from the world, or to take responsibility?
Do you stay true to your original intention, or do you forget your true love?
Refine your heart with the world of mortals, and forget about eternal life.
The treacherous world of immortals and heroes in Boyun, the eternal grudges of the three mysterious demon clans, and what secrets are hidden in the ancient catastrophe?
The confrontation between the emerging revolutionaries and the conservative forces, the change of order and laws, where will all living beings go?
Heroes are vying for hegemony, princes are separatist, and heroes are rising together. What kind of sparks will burst out in the intertwining of power and might?
Please watch.
Tian Yuan Xian Ji.
[Mortal flow, no system] Su Twelve, a child in a mountain village, was killed because of an ancestral alchemy furnace, and the whole village was killed. In order to avenge and pursue the murderer, he used his best talent, the mixed spirit root, to join the Immortal Cultivation Sect, the Yunge Sect, but unexpectedly discovered that the mysterious pill furnace had the ability to refine impurities in objects and turn waste into treasure. Relying on the alchemy furnace and wisdom, he worked step by step to avenge blood and embark on an endless and long road to immortality and enlightenment...
Taking advantage of the fact that Master, several uncles and fairies are in seclusion, I wrote a biography about these people. Each book costs one hundred spiritual stones. Hey, hey, hey, don't leave. The price can be negotiated. Come back. Do you know who my master is? Xiyang! ! ! My uncle is..., hey, hey, hey, don't grab it, you guys, I... I have increased the price, two hundred spirit stones per book, no, five hundred!
Sun Wukong, a high-level magician in the 21st century, has the same name as the two Wukongs. Ding! Turn on the check-in system and obtain Super Saiyan bloodline and Golden Cudgel martial spirit.
The heart of a human, the body of a Saiyan, good and evil all come together, and he uses his mortal body to conquer the gods.
Sun Wukong: "Wait! Let me dye my hair first..."
Tang San: "Damn it! Why are my Tang Sect's hidden weapons useless against him? Impossible!"
Qian Renxue: "This golden one is so beautiful~"
Zhu Zhuqing: "I prefer the one with red hair..."
Hu Liena: "This red-haired one is better~"
Bibi Dong: "Sun Wukong, are you still a man?"
Shui Bing'er: "You must always use this blue one from now on."
Gu Yuena: "The gods are bullying me, please help me destroy them!"
Huo Wu: "Sun Wukong! Don't even think about running away from me again!"
Ning Rongrong: "My father also told me that if it's not possible for you to marry into our Qibao Glazed Sect (ớ ₃ờ), we can just marry you instead..."
Godzilla: "Roar!" (Give me a few nuclear bombs quickly. I don't have enough energy. How can I work for you?)
On the dome of Douluo Continent, he decided to create a legend unique to Super Saiyans on this land...