Good news: I, Sasori of the Red Sand, was adopted by the Third Kazekage, a time-traveling version of myself, after suffering the massacre of my entire family at the age of five!
Bad news: This "guardian" is a bit hardcore—daily PUA and human experimentation are basic operations, and he even forced me to develop forbidden techniques that can instantly turn dead people into figurines? Fine, I'm naturally gifted anyway.
Worse still: As we raised him, both my guardian and I entered our rebellious phase. He suddenly developed a serious illness and wanted to rule the world, his first step being to turn my entire family into specimens. Since I wanted to pursue art, not culture, I had no choice but to tearfully turn him, a culture teacher, into a figurine.
Without a guardian, I just wanted to quietly pursue art, but the whole world came to accuse me of being a moving natural disaster?
So, I'll build a mechanical utopia in the desert, with food, lodging, and eternity provided, and incidentally cut some parts to use as "indulgences."
Wait, what do you mean the Five Great Nations, Akatsuki, and Madara Uchiha all want to "adopt" me, who's been temporarily released? And they're even bringing tailed beasts and the Rinnegan with them?
Kind tips:
The final interpretation of this breeding guide belongs to Sasori Akasago.
The main text and the synopsis differ greatly in style and will not change the villainous identity of the whitewashed scorpion. If you feel uncomfortable while reading, please exit immediately.
This book was guided by Scorpion Granny and contains numerous plot points and heavily modified settings to satisfy the author's personal morbid tastes. It's a product of self-indulgence and amusement. Don't doubt it if you see any discrepancies with the original work; those are modifications made by the author to satisfy Scorpion Granny. In addition, since this is the author's first time writing a fanfiction with more than ten chapters, inconsistencies and disjointed plots are to be expected.
(No poison, no cows, Starry Sky Railway, Taipusi the Lazybones, the leader of the Lazybones Sect, a retired Star Core Hunter, the protagonist's character is similar to the Lazy King)
Ruan Mei, Jing Liu, Fu Xuan, Yin Lang, Qing Que, Huo Huo...)
After leaving the Star Core Hunters, and following a one-month internship, I became a full-time fortune teller at the Taibusi.
He had intended to slack off every day, but his master, Jingliu, took the initiative to approach him.
Fu Xuan: Lin Chen, if you keep slacking off, your rent will go up next month.
Jingliu: Little apprentice, no slacking off. You have to swing your sword six thousand times a day to barely pass.
Silver Wolf: Hurry up and log in to fight the Ether Front!
Qingque: I am the leader of the Moyu Sect, but you are the sect master. Yet you have been working so hard behind my back.
Lin Lin transmigrated to the Douluo Continent, activating the strongest power system, and started his journey near Shrek Academy! He was extremely dissatisfied with Shrek Academy's misleading teaching philosophy. Lin Lin immediately accepted the situation and established a grand ambition to build it into the number one academy! Thus, a top-tier academy and a top-tier power gradually took shape! Zhu Zhuqing proved that she could escape the shackles of fate without relying on others, and hoped that Dai Mubai could also do so! Ning Rongrong proved that she could earn respect even without relying on her family or sect! Xiao Wu rediscovered her original purpose for leaving the forest and integrating into human life! As his disciples became Title Douluos and even ascended to godhood, Lin Lin shouted to the world: A prodigy is a prodigy not only because of their innate strength! But also because they possess an upward-striving heart, turning the heavens...
[Invincible + Cultivation + Thrilling Read + Multiple Female Leads + Decisive and Ruthless]
In his first life, Chen Zilong was a human from Earth, but he transmigrated to Tianyi Star, a planet where immortality could be cultivated, and began his second life.
In his second life, Chen Zilong joined the Zhengyi Sect, but was not valued due to his extremely poor aptitude.
However, Gu Qingshuang, the first fairy of the Zhengyi Sect and also the first fairy of Tianyi Star, recognized Chen Zilong's talent and accepted him as her personal disciple.
Gu Qingshuang taught Chen Zilong for a hundred years, and Chen Zilong became a Nascent Soul cultivator and a Holy Son of the Zhengyi Sect.
The two major powers, Zhengyi Sect and Ice Palace, are forming an alliance, and the Holy Son Chen Zilong needs to become Daoist partners with the Holy Maiden Jiang Qingyue.
On their wedding night, Chen Zilong suddenly realized that his bridal chamber partner was none other than his aloof and ethereal master!
Els Lip's first thought upon regaining consciousness was to avoid dying a second time. Since immortality could be achieved through magic in this world, that was his primary goal.
There are many paths to immortality. He doesn't want to be a servant of the gods, a puppet of the dead, or a spirit of the past... He wants to enjoy the pleasures of life as the strongest being, and he wants to become an immortal dragon.
Such a dragon does not exist; he needs to create one for himself, but this path is not easy.
In his fortieth year as the master of a celestial sect, Li Zhoujun finally obtained a system that allowed him to go toe-to-toe with anyone. \nAre you a reclusive, ancient monster? \nI'll go toe-to-toe with you. \nAre you a peerless, unparalleled immortal emperor? \nI'll go toe-to-toe with you. \nAre you a fearsome demon? \nI'll go toe-to-toe with you. [Spring Breeze, Be Happy] Protagonist: Li Zhoujun
The adopted lolita became the demon lord. With one command, all demons call me daddy!
The toad he picked up evolved into an ancient golden toad, which brought him all the wealth and built hundreds of golden palaces!
A little beggar who was accidentally enlightened, unexpectedly became a peerless great power, and insisted on bringing thousands of disciples to recognize the master...
Oh my God, please let me go, I just want to live alone in peace!
Main characters: Xu Muan, Lu Xueqing,
Zhang Wei, a 25-year-old unemployed worker, got drunk and was dragged into a world of martial arts by a dump truck.
Here are the Wudang Master Zhang Zhenwu, the Shaolin Living Buddha Sweeping Monk, the Sword Demon Dugu Qiubai, the Demon Sect Leader Dongfang Bubai, the Ming Cult Nine Yang Zhang Wuji...
Fortunately, Zhang Wei has the "God rewards hard work" plug-in, which allows him to ignore his understanding and qualifications. He will reap what he sows, and there is no bottleneck in his cultivation.
As long as you are willing to practice hard, you will definitely reach the peak.
Lu Li opened his eyes and found that he had been reborn as a baby.
After meeting Silky, Lu Li was adopted by Silky and became her apprentice.
While studying.
Lu Li discovered that he possessed extraordinary comprehension!
When I was eight years old...
Lu Li did not have the Eye of God, but he flew on a sword and created the Immortal Technique of Immortality!
Skirk was stunned as she watched her apprentice flying through the sky...
Since then.
In addition to the legends of the seven gods, Teyvat also has a sword immortal.
A large group of people begged Lu to leave the Creation Immortal Sect and wanted to become his disciples.
One day.
Silky's training in the abyss has ended.
He discovered he had become the grandmaster of some immortal sect?!
The Evil Knight (Surtroch) sent a message to Skirk.
I'm coming to destroy your family and friends!
The great battle between Skirk and Surtroch is about to break out.
Lu Li happened to return from outside.
Surtroch was shocked when he saw Lu Li!
"Master! What are you doing here!?"
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Silky: What?! My apprentice took my master as his apprentice?!
Many years later.
Surtroch: So...Skirk, are you my apprentice or my master's wife now?
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After Teyvat became invincible.
Lu Li decided to travel to a larger world and gave his beloved disciple, the Extreme Evil Rider, the name: Extreme Hungry Rider.
They also taught him cooking skills.
I was feeling a bit bored one day.
Lu Li: "Little rider, go and bring Nanuk a piece of destruction, tell him I'm going to elbow him."
Extremely hungry, the rider remained silent, only heating oil in a wok.
"Nanook, my master asked me to bring you braised noodles!"
"Even if the Lord did not create this sword, He has used it."
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After the fall of Acre in 1291, the Crusaders lost the last bastion of the Kingdom of Jerusalem, and in the near future they would be completely driven out of the Holy Land by the Mamluks.
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A disappointed Templar decided to return to Hungary after many years, carrying his sword. However, he could not find peace in his hometown. The Árpád dynasty that had ruled the Kingdom of Hungary for hundreds of years was on the verge of collapse, and a new era of chaos was about to begin...
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He placed all his hopes on a boy, vowing to train him to be the most perfect Templar in Christendom, to atone for his own sins. But what does the weight of this sword mean to a boy who has never set foot on the Holy Land?
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The decline of the Knights Templar and the rise of the new Hungarian dynasty, two unrelated bloody histories, simultaneously changed the fate of one man and one sword.
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A fast-paced, traditional historical text. The author is a European history major, so please feel free to read it.