Bad news: I am the world government's most wanted criminal!

Good news: I made the list by sunbathing!

Daytime: The laziest island owner in the East China Sea, basking in the sun, enjoying flowers, drinking tea, and playing with beauties.

Nighttime: Wood Release: Asura, Thousand-Armed Guanyin, dismantling the warship like building blocks!

Lynn: "...I just wanted to lie down, how did I become the Evil God of the East Sea?"

After refusing to be subjected to unspoken rules, Zhang Zhe unexpectedly obtained the Perfect Tycoon System. He started with the privilege of being a "sugar daddy," meaning he could get a hundredfold return on his money spent on women! [Bar hookup: 88,000 spent, 8.88 million cashback!] [Taking a girl shopping: 130,000 spent, 13 million cashback!] He had more money than he could ever spend! As his wealth grew, so did the accolades surrounding Zhang Zhe. From being a sugar daddy to beautiful women, he rose step by step to become the ultimate tycoon!

[Both characters are virgins + 1v1 + multiple children + sweet romance + domestic intrigue and palace drama]

In the fortieth year of the Xihe era, Lüqing became a concubine of the Prince of Jin.

She knew very well that she needed to take advantage of Prince Jin's favor to give birth to a child as soon as possible, so that she could gain a foothold in the Prince's mansion.

Over eight years, she not only outwitted and outmaneuvered other women in the backyard, but also used every trick in the book to climb to the position of concubine, and bore four sons and one daughter for the Prince of Jin.

After Prince Jin ascended the throne, Lü Qing rose from a concubine to the Noble Consort Ming, enjoying the emperor's exclusive favor.

**

—In the spring of the twentieth year of the reign of Emperor Zhenghe, the Emperor abdicated in favor of the Crown Prince and left the capital for Baihe City with his Consort. Three years later, Consort Ming, née Wei, passed away. The Emperor was deeply grieved and posthumously conferred upon Consort Wei the title of Empress, with the posthumous name of Empress Yuanyi. A year later, the Emperor, overwhelmed by grief, fell seriously ill and could not be cured by medicine. He passed away in the middle of a drizzly night, and the Emperor and Empress were buried together in Baihe City.

In reality, Yan Fuguang didn't understand what love was. He only knew that he wanted to share a bed in life and a grave in death with Wei Luqing.

When the magnetic storm coil and the magic circle lit up simultaneously, the curtain of doomsday was suddenly drawn back.

Wei He unexpectedly transmigrates to another world and is bound to the Red Alert system, granting him the ability to summon modern warfare weapons such as Apocalypse Tanks and Kirov Airships. However, what awaits him is not a smooth path of conquest—an army of ghouls gnaws at humanity's last bastions, demon priests chant annihilation spells, and colossal dragons spew breath strong enough to melt steel. Even more terrifying, the superhumans and mages of this continent see him as a "calamity" that disrupts the balance.

"Nothing can't be solved with a nuclear bomb. If it can't, then bring another Prism Tank unit!" Wei He controlled the steel torrent to crush the minions of the monsters, using modern technology to fight against ancient magic, creating a legend for the Red Alert Empire on the battlefield where gunfire and incantations intertwined.

Ning Chaoyang rose to the rank of a fourth-grade female official, but she still couldn't escape the fate of being forced into a marriage of convenience.

She resolved to take a mistress as a form of resistance.

The mistress should be of low social status, have a decent appearance, and preferably be weak and unable to take care of herself.

With a sidelong glance, she spotted a young doctor dressed in flowing white robes.

Pre-order 1: *Transmigrated as a Cannon Fodder Villain to Conquer the Cold and Handsome Tyrant (Whistle Sound)* Pre-order 2: *The Artist Sister's Damp Love* Synopsis: Shen Xiaojiang first met Chen Yi at her best friend's birthday party. She wore a dark green halter-neck dress, had an iris tattoo covering her entire back, her fingers were slender and white as jade, and her eyes were languid like a cat's. Her long, narrow phoenix eyes shimmered, and the cigarette dangling from her fingertips exuded a decadent and hazy charm. Just standing there, she was unforgettable. "I don't like people younger than me," Chen Yi told her suitors. "A wise person doesn't fall in love, and getting rich is a must—that's exactly what my aunt is like," her best friend said, pointing at Chen Yi and then to Shen Xiaojiang. Shen Xiaojiang remained silent. Later, her senior's birthday party was held at the largest bar in Nancheng. The proprietress, wearing a dark green cheongsam, stood with her back to the crowd, completely out of place in the bar. Elegant in demeanor and graceful in figure, she bore a resemblance to Chen Yi. Shen Xiaojiang didn't dare to go up and greet her. It was said that the proprietress had a special skill: concocting an exorbitantly priced cocktail called "Love Potion," which everyone who drank it fell head over heels in love. At midnight, the senior student made a wish, hoping that the "cheongsam goddess" proprietress would come down and concoct a "Love Potion." No one in the entire booth believed that this aloof beauty would one day lower herself to such a lowly position. After midnight, the senior student cut the cake, and Shen Xiaojiang smiled and casually remarked, "Love Potion? I'm quite looking forward to it." Unexpectedly, the proprietress actually brought the personally concocted cocktail to the booth. A drowsy Shen Xiaojiang sprayed a mouthful of soda water all over the senior student. "You should wipe yourself off too, your clothes are wet." These were the first words Chen Yi said to Shen Xiaojiang that night. The senior student was stunned for a long time before asking, "How...how much?" Chen Yi smoothed her hair, turned her head with a charming smile, glanced at the dumbfounded Shen Xiaojiang, and smiled seductively, "It's free because we're acquaintances." After the birthday party, Chen Yi pinned Shen Xiaojiang against the bathroom door, unbuttoned two buttons of her cheongsam, her eyes hazy, her voice ambiguous: "Little one, you spied on me all night last time, what happened?" A flammable, explosive, shy, and clueless girl with no romantic history (21 years old) vs. a seemingly skilled womanizer who is actually innocent, blushing, drunk, and prone to all sorts of coquettish and cute behavior (29 years old). Walking side by side with you, I can also walk in the sunshine. #School Beauty Science Student (Shen Xiaojiang) vs. Bar Owner (Chen Yi)# #What Pajamas Will the Flower Back Sister Wear Tonight?# #What Should I Do When the Top-Tier Handsome Guy Invites Me to Dinner Every Day?# Consumption Guide: 1. Younger Man/Older Woman (8-year age gap) // 1v1 // Both are virgins and virgins 2. The synopsis may be revised later, 2022.11.17 ----------------------------------- Pre-order please collect: "Transmigrated as a Cannon Fodder Villain to Conquer the Cold and Handsome Tyrant (Whistle Sound)" Synopsis: After falling off a cliff, Shi Sheng transmigrated into a yuri Sentinel novel, becoming a cannon fodder villain that everyone wanted to kill. The original owner's spiritual body was missing. In order to hide the fact that she was a defective Sentinel, she volunteered to go to the logistics department. She admired the top guide Shen Wenxi but could not get her. She used her logistics privileges to obtain a special inducing agent. Taking advantage of his heat, she used any means to destroy Shen Wenxi's spiritual body, causing his guide essence to go berserk and his life to end soon. At this moment, the true Sentinel from the book appears, saving the nearly unconscious Shen Wenxi, and uniting with a group of Sentinel Guides to attack the original owner. The original owner, overestimating his abilities, joined forces with other villains to provoke the righteous path. Ultimately, the power disparity was too great, and he died pierced by a thousand arrows. Having just transmigrated and understood the plot of the book, Shi Sheng fell silent: "..." Maybe I should just fall off the cliff. I mean, being reborn, survival is paramount. * Looking at Shen Wenxi, whose eyes were moist and who was caught up in passion, Shi Sheng smiled politely and voluntarily left the room: "Don't mention it, I don't have a spiritual body, I'm just a handyman." Shen Wenxi: "?" * Unable to bear Shen Wenxi's painful cries after leaving the room, Shi Sheng solemnly returned to the room and settled him down. Unexpectedly, the moment she touched Shen Wenxi's tears, a certain sensation within her body instantly sharpened. She had actually awakened the strongest ancient spiritual body—the Khrushchev Black Mamba Snake. Shi Sheng was completely stunned: "?" The novel misled me. Good heavens! Pure black scales, a scarlet forked tongue, a sinister giant tail... he didn't look like a hero at all. Well, the innocent Shi Sheng had become a veritable supervillain, destined to be riddled with arrows. Shi Sheng: "..." Is it too late to go back now? Going back is impossible, falling off the cliff is impossible too. To survive, Shi Sheng kept a low profile, diligently doing odd jobs in the logistics department. * Shen Wenxi, at her level, had no suitable sentinels and needed many items to get through her heat cycle. Shi Sheng quietly prepared these, always putting a mint in her packing bag; Shen Wenxi had a sensitive stomach and couldn't get used to the food prepared by the logistics department, so Shi Sheng quietly studied the recipes, honing her culinary skills through repeated mishaps; Shen Wenxi was afraid of the dark and had sleep problems, so Shi Sheng quietly left a light on for her, told her sleep-inducing stories, and watched sleep-inducing videos with her. ... Due to work, Shi Sheng had to move to a dormitory. Wearing a slightly sheer lace slip dress, Shen Wenxi nestled against Shi Sheng's chest, tears glistening in her eyes, looking utterly pitiful: "Don't leave! After sleeping with you last time, my sleep disorder improved, so you have to take responsibility!" The crowd gasped. Shi Sheng: ...What? Shi Sheng: It's not what you think! The crowd: You know what I mean, as expected of you. Shi Sheng: You don't understand? I can explain! Shen Wenxi stripped herself naked, lying down in a seductive pose, her face flushed: Never mind whether they understand or not, come here, let's sleep. * Shen Wenxi would always remember that day, in the freezing snow, Shi Sheng reached out and held her tightly in his arms, covered in blood, softly coaxing, "Sister, don't be afraid, A-Sheng will take you home." ... He promised to take her home? Why hasn't he done anything yet? Shen Wenxi, her eyes red, softly sobbed, "A-Sheng, don't you want me anymore?" Shi Sheng was immediately taken aback. The seemingly insignificant Sentinel is actually a big boss, while the seemingly unapproachable Guide is actually overflowing with desire. #You are my three meals and four seasons, and also my ultimate fantasy# Consumption Guide: 1. 1v1 from beginning to end, HE, SC, no accessories for the top. 2. Younger top, Sentinel (23) vs Guide (28). 3. The spirit body is equivalent to a servant god or guardian god. The Sentinel's spirit body is aggressive, while the Guide's spirit body is defensive and healing. 4. The Guide's pheromone is equivalent to an Omega's pheromone. It can heal, soothe, and also attract other Sentinels. 5. There are two forms of union between Sentinels and Guides: spiritual union and physical union. Once both are completed, the two belong only to each other and will never be apart. 6. There are many personal settings. Both the top and the bottom have heat cycles. 7. Sweet, sweet, sweet! 2023.1.12------------------------------------------ New pre-order: "The Artist Sister's Wet Love" Synopsis: Gu Niannian first met Shen Qingcheng at a friend's pool party. A wine-red drawstring halter bikini, her half-wet black wavy hair unable to conceal her allure, her snow-white skin shimmering with moisture. A double-layered diamond chain wrapped around her slender waist, sparkling and shimmering with the flowing water, exuding an irresistible sensuality. "Love is child's play," Shen Qingcheng said, taking a sip of strong liquor, her tone languid, her eyes dismissive. "In the adult world, there's only money and sex." "The great artist is truly wealthy, but he's genuinely sexually frigid," a friend told Gu Niannian. Gu Niannian fell silent. She decided to bury this affection deep in her heart. After graduation, Gu Niannian became an ordinary employee at Shen Qingcheng's studio. Every day, seeing her boss's devastatingly handsome face and irresistibly alluring figure, Gu Niannian's heart would race to 180 beats per minute, and she could only survive on nitroglycerin pills. She knew her boss only loved money, and she also knew he was sexually frigid. Gu Niannian pretended not to know Shen Qingcheng, avoiding her whenever possible, being cautious in her words and actions, and focusing solely on her work. One day, at a studio dinner, after making inquiries and learning that Shen Qingcheng wouldn't be attending, Gu Niannian finally agreed to participate. After several rounds of drinks, the usually reserved boss Shen miraculously appeared. Wearing a lace halter dress, she exuded charm and allure. "Come pick up the little drunkard," Shen Qingcheng said. That was the only sentence Gu Niannian clearly heard that night. All the employees pointed at Gu Niannian in unison: "She's the only one who's drunk." Shen Qingcheng smoothed her long hair, rested one hand on the table, propped her chin on her hand, and looked at the flushed Gu Niannian with a dazzling smile: "She's the one I picked up." After the dinner, Shen Qingcheng pinned Gu Niannian against the wall of a hotel suite. The dimly lit space was filled with an atmosphere of intoxication and passion. She unzipped her jacket, whispered in Gu Niannian's ear, her voice warm and suggestive, "Little one, shall we... play house?" #What you long for will surely come back to you. #The most pampered youngest daughter of a nouveau riche family vs. a talented, wealthy, and handsome artist. Reading guide: 1. A love-naive, academically gifted princess (Gu Niannian) vs. a tattooed, powerful artist boss (Shen Qingcheng) 2. Popular appeal vs. highbrow taste 3. Younger man/older woman (6-year age gap) // 1v1 // Both are virgins and virgins 4. The synopsis may be revised later. May 27, 2023. Theme: All that is lost will return in another form.

Next book: *Hooking Up the National Goddess*—The only daughter of the Shi family, frail and sickly since childhood, pampered and spoiled, with no one able to control her. On her first day of university, she went excitedly, but returned dejected. Her whole family surrounded her, asking what was wrong. Shi Qin said pitifully, "I saw someone, and she smiled at me." Her family: "That means she's interested in you too." Shi Qin: "But after I bought her milk tea and went to see her again, she gave me a completely dismissive look." Her family: ... A while later, the young lady's social media was filled with a woman's photo, showing it off wherever possible. Everyone who saw it asked: "Isn't that the goddess of C University?" The young lady proudly declared: "This is my girlfriend." Rumors spread like wildfire; everyone knew that Wen Jin, the goddess of C University, was an unattainable beauty, ignoring everyone. Wen Jin: "Shi Qin is indeed my girlfriend." That night, the C University forum crashed, shattering the hearts of countless young men and women. *This story is also known as "The Heiress Fell in Love with Me at First Sight" *Cold and aloof shou x Clingy and yandere gong (both aloofness and yandereness are mild) No logic, please do not speculate. — Next book: "Hooked Up the National Goddess" Synopsis: Zhu Zhi was a snake who had cultivated for a hundred years. Just as she transformed into a human and before she could begin her new life, she was devoured by a beautiful white snake. She was furious but couldn't remember what it looked like; only its translucent, glossy white scales frequently appeared in her dreams. Later, to make a living, she entered the entertainment industry. Unconventional and with poor acting skills, she became famous despite being called a "pretty face." However, every time she appeared on stage with Gong Ling, netizens would compare them. One was a national goddess, aloof, noble, and untouchable. The other was alluring, hot-tempered, and known as a venomous beauty. "Both debuted through talent shows, one has superb acting skills, the other is like shit, only her face is barely acceptable." "Tch, your Gong Ling is like a deadpan character, only her acting has a bit of humanity." "Don't even mention it, Zhu Zhi probably got to where she is by relying on someone, she must have a sugar daddy behind her." Until one day, Gong Ling attended an event. Her aloof temperament and cold, distant eyes made countless fans swoon. Sharp-eyed netizens discovered that the dark red mark on Gong Ling's collarbone was a hickey. Weibo's servers crashed, fans went crazy, frantically digging up anyone associated with Gong Ling, but couldn't find anything conclusive. The day after the incident, Zhu Zhi posted a Weibo: I only regret not biting her hard enough. The comments below were mixed. "Who is she biting? This female celebrity has gone crazy again." "Wife, bite me, I'm not afraid of pain." Gong Ling then posted a Weibo, showing a photo of her fair neck. Gong Ling: Come bite me. The entire internet is in an uproar. Fans on both sides are asking: When did you two get together?? Theme: Even in darkness, one should still yearn for the light.

If your husband gives you 60,000 yuan of pocket money every month, and you can do whatever you want except for not cheating, but in return he is rarely home and when he is home he is indifferent to you, would you be willing to accept that?

Miyu said she was very willing!

On a planet where not getting married or having children means going to jail, what could be more tempting than this?

Before the marriage, someone produced a marriage agreement.

Mi You went through the list one by one, when suddenly she pointed to an additional agreement and asked, "What is the additional agreement?"

Someone glanced at it casually and said, "Don't worry about that, we can't have children."

Miyou: "..."

When the contract expired, someone presented a brand new agreement, saying, "Renewal."

Miyu laughed and said, "I refuse!" She'd finally made it through!

Upon hearing this, the person showed no surprise, tore up the agreement, and smiled slightly: "Then let's go by interstellar marriage law. Couples who already have two children cannot get a divorce if the other party has no history of domestic violence or infidelity."

Miu sensed something was wrong and tried to persuade them, "We don't get along..."

The man shook his head: "I don't think so, and..." He glanced at the woman's lower abdomen, "We should go for a prenatal checkup."

Miyo, who is about to have three kids: "..." Forget it, I'm not going to bother anymore.