Want to rescue someone from Azkaban? No problem, so easy! Want to see the wizarding world wiped out? Simple, just pay up! Want to sink Hogwarts into the Black Lake so Mom won't have to worry about my studies anymore? Good idea, this one's free! Want to see Mars collide with Earth? Young man, take things one step at a time, don't be so ambitious... How about the moon colliding with Earth? In May 1987, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry expelled a student. That same year, a brand new shop opened in Cross Street. Ares Delfino stepped out of the school, a smile on his face, and bowed gracefully to the wizarding world: The Everything Shop, dedicated to solving the problems of every noble wizard! PS: This book is also known as: Part-Time Professor at Hogwarts [Serious HP Fanfiction]

A wild beast could crawl out of his body. "Mommy, this place is so scary! I want to go home!" What? He couldn't go back?! "Mommy, what am I going to do?!" It seemed he had to rely on himself and save himself. ———— The soul painter Xia Qi transmigrated to a magical world. In this world, humans have "wild beasts" crawling out of their bodies. From a respected painter to a pitiful orphan in an orphanage, this wasn't Xia Qi's worst tragedy. The worst tragedy was that, as a native, the beast inside him was just a silly "cat"! Clutching a "little" secret he had accidentally discovered, Xia Qi embarked on a journey to study at the Imperial Academy, but little did he know his studies would only last a few months. The second prince of the Human Empire, Orcas, the most likely to become a god-level powerhouse, was the hope of the royal family and humanity. As the academy's top student, Orcas never imagined that his other half would "intrude" into his life in such a way.

[American Horror Story/Variety Show] [Protagonist's Unhuman Character Series]

Cao Shaolin, who stayed up all night playing games in his dorm, restarted his life, but his new life was different from others.

He was reborn as a ghost, a deep-sea spirit with a clear self-awareness.

During his time trapped at the bottom of the sea, he realized that humans ultimately have their limits.

After a series of setbacks, Cao Shaolin finally set foot in Florida, the land of his dreams, a place of outstanding people and beautiful scenery. He then discovered that it was a terrifying world filled with strange people, vampires, werewolves, witches, and even demons and angels would occasionally descend upon the human world.

A cursed cell phone ringtone, Nightmare Killer Freddy, Jason, the anti-prostitution squad leader of Crystal Lake, and Sadako's enthusiastic offline fan meeting—the people of America live in dire straits, but who says they don't have an iron will?

Living in this terrifying world, Cao Shaolin felt extremely worried. Fortunately, he was reborn with a cultivation method called "The Five Turbidities Purification Scripture," which would allow him to cultivate into the legendary Evil Immortal.

Always cautious, he decided to develop his ship first, and the first thing he did was recruit new crew members for his ghost ship.

(The pacing is a bit slow; the main plot only begins in Chapter 6. The protagonist has received a good nine-year compulsory education, so he has his own set of principles and will not kill innocent people indiscriminately.)

(The horror films involved include: Hannibal, One Missed Call, The Laughing, Ju-on, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Carrie, It, American Horror Story series, The Conjuring series, etc.)

[Time travel + no system + lord + all-powerful male protagonist + Western fantasy + slow burn]

Having transmigrated to a world of swords and magic, I originally thought I could inherit the lord's land and live a life of luxury.

But the world is often fair; while opening one window, God will close another door for you.

He was supposed to inherit the title of marquis right from the start, but the territory he inherited was about to be annexed.

Despite coming from a family of magicians, he lacks magical talent and can only serve as a knight.

Despite being a lord, he chooses to become an adventurer, fighting monsters and leveling up.

Okay, okay, so this is how you arrange people, right?

I'm done. Let whoever wants to do it do it.

......

Of course, the above talk about giving up was a joke.

Although I want to give up, I've only had one chance to start over, so I'll give it my all this time.

Wait, what? I still have a main storyline? No way! My leisurely life in another world is over!

HP, main character is the bottom, Snape is the CP (couple). Warning: [Dual male leads, some love-first-then-love story elements]. [No negative portrayal of any house, and I personally really like Lily.] Carl is a recently graduated professor of Dark Arts from Durmstrang, having blown up half the school building with his alchemy—a truly disastrous mistake. Upon returning to England, he receives an invitation from Hogwarts. Considering it's likely they want him to continue in his old profession, Carl initially wants to refuse, but Dumbledore offers him an offer he can't refuse: a professorship in Alchemy plus a letter of recommendation from Nicolas Flamel. Carl readily agrees and randomly chooses an inn in Hogsmeade the day before, expecting to start work smoothly. But then, an unexpected incident occurs: a love potion mix-up leaves him tightly bound to someone. However… Carl says, he doesn't dislike her, he even likes her?

Lin Bai has transmigrated to the world of Pirates of the Caribbean. I won't spoil too much. Everyone's been urging me to update! I don't need donations; writing is just my hobby. If you want more female leads, tag me in the chapter or paragraph comments... There's tons of original content!

The era of the Dragon King has passed. Humanity's war machine has begun to operate, and any enemy that stands in its way will be mercilessly crushed.

Shattered, the so-called king is nothing more than a grain of dust in history.

When carrier battle groups tear apart the White King, when armored forces crush the so-called monarch, when fighter squadrons streak across the night sky.

The so-called power and influence, and the petty tricks played at the negotiating table, seem so ridiculous.

Now, let's hear from the airplanes and cannons.

The level of magic determines the allegiance of justice. "Truth lies in the difference of magic; history is the hymn written by the survivors." Owen Carrot, looking at Voldemort and his Death Eaters standing before him, said calmly, "You are noisier than the wind; dance with the wind, endless wind." Watching Voldemort and the Death Eaters being swept into the air by the powerful tornado, Hogwarts fell into an eerie silence. Only when the young wizard who had been reading a book while walking disappeared did someone quietly breathe a sigh of relief. "I knew it. Even Voldemort can't break Owen's rules, or he'll be punished too." A Mr. Weasley, who wished to remain anonymous, looked at the people spinning in the wind, his expression not too good...

Rong Wenyan travels back to the American colonies of 1770, founding a pharmaceutical company and becoming the mayor of a small town. Faced with the escalating independence movement, he neither wants to help the Continental Congress violently resist taxes, nor does he want to be an accomplice of the British. [History + Farming + Light Fantasy + Harem] Reader group: 326460817