Once, a reporter from the *Witch's Daily* interviewed the second-generation Chief Witch, Lou Yue: "Ms. Lou Yue, some witches accuse you of selling audio recordings, photos, and custom ASMR, corrupting countless little witches, and ruining the atmosphere of witch society. What do you think?" Lou Yue replied righteously: "These are pure slander! I only bring kind care to all the little witches and genuinely solve their problems!" The reporter then asked: "Some people accuse you of becoming the Chief Witch because of some shady dealings. What do you think?" Lou Yue answered again: "Slander! Pure slander! My becoming the Chief Witch has absolutely nothing to do with my roommate being the first-generation Chief Witch!" As a result, after writing *The Pink Book and the Chief Witch*, the reporter was thrown into prison.
Hoshino Yu has transmigrated. According to the original owner's memories, he now discovers that he is a scumbag who is dating four girls at the same time, and they are unaware of each other's identities. He is an absolute master of time management.
In his previous life, he was a god of pure love and war, but he could not accept his current identity and wanted to be honest with them and sever all ties.
When I got up, I found a love notebook in my hand. Flipping through it, I discovered that it contained my future projections of confessing to my deskmate.
[After hearing your confession, Tsukino Saori was heartbroken. She didn't want to live anymore, so after school she cut off your head and disappeared into the sea with you.]
Hoshino Yu: "..."
[Silly + Lighthearted + Male to Female Transformation + Slice of Life + Socially Awkward + Awkward Moments + Blog-Inspiring]
A goddess lives inside my body.
She gave me a donation box.
Just toss in a coin, make a wish, clap your hands, and you'll get whatever you want... Bullshit!
Having transmigrated into the body of Tu Zi Ge's cousin, Uchiha Kaguya, she finally awakened the Goddess System.
The dog system casually tossed her a donation box and ran off with her money.
Moreover, this offering box is just as exploitative as that goddess system.
Take making a wish, for example.
You need lipstick to cheat.
To have Sharingan, you need colored contact lenses.
You need to wear a skirt for the Chunin Exams.
OMG~ You dog system, are you sure you're not messing with me?
What would a grown man like me need these things for?
A golden legend? A class-specific card?
It's easy to use, but it's also really a pain.
And you, Kakashi, why are you always sticking to me?
Go and start a shameless love triangle with Tu Zi and Lin!
Otherwise, what would be the point of all the trouble I went through to save you all?
Get out of the way! Don't get in my way while I'm enjoying my food!
Don't come any closer!
The night Chi Yu was murdered, her best friend who pushed her into the sea was using her childhood photos to impersonate a lost heiress from a wealthy family and swindle billions of dollars in assets!
When she opened her eyes again, she had become the personal mobile phone system of Shen Yanzhi, a rising business tycoon.
When he locked his screen, she was trapped in the default snow mountain wallpaper;
When he turned on his hotspot, she could secretly watch the fake heiress act out her drama online by following the Wi-Fi connection;
Did a fake heiress buy articles to create a high-achieving student persona? She even made the trending search terms feature a video of her taking the college entrance exam for someone else!
A fake heiress posts photos of her birthmark and cries about the difficulty of finding her family? Chi Yu turns the tables and releases evidence online that she bribed a plastic surgeon to fake the birthmark!
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Shen Yanzhi took power at the age of twenty-four and multiplied the Shen family's assets several times in just four years. However, he was a staunch bachelor and excessively chaste, with not a single woman, let alone a female mosquito, by his side.
Rumors are circulating among Beijing's elite circles that the Shen family line may be dying out.
Only Assistant Chen knew that their CEO, Mr. Shen, not only had a girlfriend, but that girlfriend was a cell phone!
"Mr. Shen, your phone automatically ordered brown sugar ginger tea at 3 a.m.
"Yes, it's on its period."
"..."
"Mr. Shen, your new system is spying on the financial statements."
"It's alright, she's learning how to be a boss's wife."
"..." That's really outrageous!!!
Until one day, Assistant Chen saw his boss come out of the office with a woman and gesture to everyone, "Call her boss's wife."
Assistant Chen was dumbfounded: ...This...this! Isn't this the real daughter of the richest man who was just found a few days ago!
Having transmigrated into an interstellar loser with an F-level mental strength, Lu Jingu was exiled to a wasteland by her family. She hugged herself with heartache.
Unexpectedly, it was bound to the Peach Blossom Spring System, which came with a city that could not only purify the pollution that everyone feared, but also alleviate the deadly mental rage. The only drawback was that it had to be built by itself!
Lu Jingu wrote with a flourish: Recruiting across the entire intergalactic world, no identity restrictions, meals and accommodation provided, outstanding employees have priority in purchasing housing!
At first, everyone thought she was crazy! But later, from nobles to commoners, the registration point was packed with people!
She not only became the number one contractor in the interstellar space, but also lived a very prosperous life with a general she picked up as a doorman!
[Early stage: making money + Later stage: the villainous couple's everyday family life + raising children]
The wife of a sixty-year-old tycoon returns to her twenties, only to discover that she is the villainous supporting character in a historical novel.
In the book, her fate is this: her husband goes to jail, her family is destroyed, and she ends up homeless, a madwoman hated by everyone.
There was also a system in her head telling her that she wanted to change the tragic ending of the villain in her previous life.
She should learn to be a virtuous wife and good mother, and then flatter the male lead in the original book to become the female lead.
Gao Qinghe: LOL, she can't change a bad girl!
If she could start over, she would rely on herself to change her family's fate and urge her richest husband from her previous life, who had done all the dirty and hard work for her without complaint, to abide by the law and be a good person.
And then... whoever wants to be in this lousy class can be in it, for the sake of my grand plan to lie down and relax, the whole family is all rolled up!
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Jiang Baohai started his business with a dilapidated coal mine and dominated the business world for decades, but in the end, because of a woman, the sixty-year-old man happily faced the tears of imprisonment.
When he opened his eyes, he was back in that dilapidated kiln in Zhao Village. Having weathered many storms, Jiang Baohai felt neither joy nor sorrow, but secretly vowed never to fall in love with a bad woman again!
No sooner had he stepped out the door than the owner of the village store at the entrance held up his phone and asked him:
"The girl from the Gao family in the Second Detachment called through someone to ask if you'd like to meet up again. Are you going?"
Jiang Baohai's mouth moved faster than his brain: "Go!"
She stood him up on her first blind date in her past life, so why is she asking him out again this time?
This is very strange. He wanted to see what this wicked woman was up to!
I, Liu Hua, have transmigrated to the world of the Starry Sky Railway. My newbie gift pack is a celestial vessel. After checking, I've finally confirmed that this celestial vessel is the same one swallowed by the red giant star—Yuanqiao.
Of course, it has been refurbished by the system. On this immortal ship, I possess power equivalent to that of a Commander!
But this system is called the Deception System! It wants me to deceive people! There's no one here, so who am I supposed to deceive?
Suddenly, the system told me that the Star Train, which was originally heading to Arilol IV, had veered off course and ended up here...
I suddenly had a thought that I had to share...
I, General Yuanqiao, who has persevered for many years, hurry! Alliance, send money!
Seele. No surname: Although we were born on Yalilo IV, through immigration, we are now pure-blooded Xianzhou people!
Xing: I am Yuanqiao Sword Master! You're saying I use a baseball bat? Are you kidding me! Can a sword master be called a baseball bat?
Huaiyan: Over the years, Yuanqiao Immortal Boat has long lost its sense of belonging to the alliance, so I suggest we spend more money!
(P.S.: Contains eerie elements; to each their own. Please refrain from criticism if you disagree, thank you.)
"Quick transmigration + heartthrob + love at first sight + no fixed CP + crazy pervert + male virginity" Xia Xu was perfectly fine when she was dug up and bound to a cannon fodder face-slapping system. The system told her that as long as she completed the face-slapping tasks, she could reach the pinnacle of life. But all she wanted was to die. Xia Xu perfunctorily played the role of a passerby, unaware that the moment she appeared, the surroundings darkened, filled with possessive eyes and a sticky, tense atmosphere... World One: The Cannon Fodder Fiancée in a Transmigration Novel (Completed) World Two: The Real Heiress's Passerby Neighbor in a True and False Heiress Novel (Completed) World Three: The Burden in a Post-Apocalyptic Novel World Four: The Vicious Maid in a Rebirth Novel World Five: The Obscure Little Transparent in a Romance Novel World Six: The New Player Who Dies at the Start in an Infinite Flow Novel World Seven: The Fake Girlfriend in a Prodigal Son's Return Novel World Eight: The Disliked Eldest Sister in a Strategy Novel World Nine: The Unloved Daughter in a Pregnant Woman's Runaway Novel World Ten: The Ancient Painting Beauty in a Forced Marriage Novel... [Warnings] 1. The female lead is an unparalleled beauty with a charm that attracts everyone. 2. Mary Sue warning, love at first sight warning. 3. Not a strong female lead novel, slightly coercive, please do not read if you mind.
After traversing Teyvat, Liu Bai wandered until Winter Solstice, where he spent three years becoming an Executive Officer.
According to the Queen's orders, I need to seize the... what was it again from the gods of various countries?
Forget it, she'd be ecstatic if we just took the god back with us!
"Girl, let's go! I'll help you escape from prison!"
Liu Bai pulled up Naxida, who was still in shock from being forcibly kissed, and said...
[Genius + Popularity + Single + Ideal Lover + Funny and Lighthearted]
Lin Yuan is a player of a fantasy game.
I unexpectedly arrived in this fantasy world.
He successfully rescued the elder of the Taiyin Holy Land and became his disciple.
I thought I would level up, become stronger, and marry a beautiful and wealthy woman.
It turns out this sect only accepts women?!
Having no other choice, he had to disguise himself as a woman to get through the ordeal.
I never expected to be chosen as a saint.
Lin Yuan gritted his teeth and said, "When I become Emperor, I will definitely revise these damned sect rules!"
However, Lin Yuan had no idea at this time that he would later be chosen as the number one on the list of most beautiful women in the world.
Lin Yuan: "Don't these people have good taste?!"
Those he has saved and helped include an old man with a golden finger, a protagonist in a game with a broken engagement and a family-annihilation upgrade, a future demon emperor protagonist with a bone-digging style and a dark version, a protagonist with the destiny of a future martial emperor with a useless style, a scheming protagonist with the destiny of a child of destiny, a dragon-proud protagonist with the holy son of a holy land, and a protagonist with the destiny of a behind-the-scenes style. They all said, "This makes perfect sense."
People from Kyushu and the players: "Your Highness, we choose you!"
After saving the world, these good brothers, whose friendship had soured, went to the sacred land of Taiyin to propose marriage.
Lin Yuan was extremely shocked: "You people, stay away from me! Don't come any closer! I used to consider you brothers."
Years later, Lin Yuan, who had become the Great Emperor of the Human Race, the leader of the Dao Alliance, the chief of the righteous path, and the savior of the Taiyin Holy Land, said: "I really didn't intend to cross-dress at first..."
#I'm logging into the fantasy world ahead of schedule, and I'm vanquishing demons and monsters, going from righteous to wicked.
#I'm really not the main character in the game, players, you've misunderstood.
#After dressing up as a saintess, the chosen ones are completely captivated.