[Curse Returns Fanfiction] (Note: All characters survive; contains many personal interpretations.)
My name is Lin Yi, I'm 27 years old, and I've been working in the system for two years.
One day, after working overtime, I unexpectedly time-traveled and encountered a BL (Boys' Love) story where the male protagonist was widowed young and killed his husband. 5t5.
5t5: (*´▽｀)ノノHihi
Lin Yi: ...
After being bribed by a certain abstract white-haired guy for a large sum of money, he not only worked non-stop without rest, but also seemed to have lost his beloved motorcycle, Xiao Hei.
And so began my exciting (overtime) life at the Tokyo Magic Academy.
However, why does this white-haired rich man's gaze seem so...fiery?
You have your own dorm room but don't want to live with me?
What's wrong with him?
...
I think something's wrong with me. How can I have memories of dating the strongest person in my mind?
How could something have happened to him? Didn't he claim to be the strongest?
fraud……
5t5: This looks familiar, it's my wife~
01: This feels so familiar. After drawing the strongest partner in the lottery, I really wanted to return it...
5t5: Not allowed! (Pounces on the ground)
[A direct and relentless attack on the strongest individual & a stubborn but soft-hearted office worker]
[Island military marriage + time travel + super brain genius + superpowers + real and fake heiress]
Zhou Shi is a zombie with a brain; she can push a handcart to find supplies.
Because humans say that if you have enough food, you won't panic.
They use their brains as their mouths to speak because they've heard that brains rust if they're not used.
Shi Sheng's goal is to become the most noble zombie queen.
Noble means beautiful and intelligent.
Therefore, Shishi cares a lot about her reputation.
In her mind, her brain is her face.
She learned from humans to go to bed early and get up early, and every time she woke up she would look in the mirror to see if she was still pretty and her brain was still working.
When Shishi woke up that day, she found herself with a messy, tangled mess of hair. She panicked and frantically searched for her brain.
I searched and searched, then bumped my head on the table leg and fell asleep.
I woke up in an unfamiliar place.
This place left her feeling lost, because she couldn't see any wandering zombies.
This made her happy again because she found the thief who stole the car and the inventory.
"You stinky egg, return the corpse car and the inventory."
The tall man looked completely bewildered.
"I'm not called Stinky Egg, I didn't take your car, and I didn't steal your inventory."
The corpse couldn't understand and kept tugging at his clothes, chasing after him for the debt.
Then, he joined the army.
It began a hilarious and absurd journey of learning life skills.
As Xie Lin continued learning, he discovered that his young wife was not only smart but also very capable.
Its nose is as sharp as a military dog's, its vision can turn corners, and its ears are as sharp as a hawk's.
"What? That solar energy can be converted into electricity? That was invented by an idiot?"
"What? A fool would separate fresh water from seawater?"
Xie Lin sneered, "Who's stupid? If you've got the guts, come at me!"
His wife is capable of much more than just these things.
They can draw equipment with extremely high combat power.
They can also create robots that can cook, clean, and take care of children.
Wow, he's picked up a powerful wife for himself!
Transmigrating to the Naruto world, he becomes the distant cousin of Uchiha Mikoto, a member of a clan with an overpowered, red-eyed personality. The two even live together. (Hehehe...) He awakens a god-level choice system! Making the right choices makes him stronger. "Ding! Detected that the host's future wife, Uchiha Mikoto, is having a nightmare. Please make the following choices!" "1. Quietly enter Mikoto's room, hold her small hand like Xiao Huo, and guard her by her bedside for the night. Reward..." "2. Quietly enter Mikoto's room, gently shake her awake, and ask with concern, 'Mikoto, are you alright?' Reward... 3. Since she's his future wife anyway, without waking her, hold her and sleep with her for the night. Reward...!" ...Luckily, he gets the Ice-Ice Fruit from his newbie gift pack, wielding genjutsu and ice release, beginning his invincible life. Uchiha Mikoto, Kushina, Tsunade... (Also known as "Starting with an Ice-Ice Fruit!" and "Konoha: I'm Really Not a Scumbag!")
[System + Lighthearted + Humorous + Hogwarts Fanfiction + Fun]
In the dilapidated hut of the London orphanage, Professor Snape's face was so somber it seemed to drip water.
He never expected that a Muggle orphan's first words upon receiving an invitation from Hogwarts would be: "Is the tuition expensive? Can I take out several loans to invest?" [Resentment level +19!]
Signas, a transmigrator, awakens a system that allows him to absorb the "resentment" of others. Not only can he win incredible items through lotteries, but he can also directly enhance his magical skills! From magic immunity potions to instantly mastering profound spells, he discovers that Hogwarts is practically his personal "resentment ATM"!
Signas solemnly promised: I never provoke trouble, but if someone comes to me with their grievances, I will never hesitate to take action.
[You've successfully angered Snape and won the rare item 'Calming Potion' in the lucky draw!]
[You successfully tricked Professor Quirrell, gaining a large number of skill points and Levitation Charm LV10!]
You successfully pulled down Malfoy's pants...
You have successfully enraged Voldemort...
...
Hermione: Signas, that's incredibly disrespectful to the professor!
Ron: Hey buddy, you made Malfoy cry again!
Harry: Signas, how did you do that?
Voldemort: Damn it! Mudblood, what have you done...?
Signas: Actually, I really didn't mean to make you guys angry!
Roger traveled to the world of Harry Potter.
The game started on hellish difficulty; he became the apprentice of an old, powerful, and extremely temperamental dark wizard. Just as he was cautiously serving this unpredictable mentor, he unexpectedly discovered that the bio-computer he had developed in his previous life had also transmigrated with him!
From then on, Roger's magical training began with the three Unforgivable Curses! "Analysis of the Imperius Curse complete." "Begin observing Professor Quirrell."
Years later, when the Daily Prophet was preparing to write a legendary feature on Mr. Roger Lewis, prominent figures in the wizarding world spoke out:
Professor McGonagall (with a serious expression of amazement): "Without a doubt, Mr. Lewis is an unprecedentedly outstanding graduate in the history of Hogwarts." Dumbledore (his wisdom gleaming behind his half-moon spectacles): "I must admit that no one understood the nature of magic better than Roger. Not even the four founders of Hogwarts." Voldemort (in a complex tone): "It is well known that I made indelible contributions to Roger's magical research..."
Rita Skeeter (writing furiously with her quill pen, her eyes gleaming with gossip): "Mr. Riddle, was it the summer before Mr. Lewis enrolled?"
Voldemort (lost in memories): "Sigh...that summer, they invited me to participate in the experiment, though the method was crude...If they had said it was to develop an elixir of immortality, I could have provided tremendous assistance! I wouldn't have needed to go through the trouble of finding the Philosopher's Stone...I still deeply regret missing this opportunity to return sooner!"
"Boss, something's not right with this 'Eighteen Subduing Dragon Palms' manual!" Guo Jing said with a bitter face.
"Guo Jing, you're such an honest person, how dare you slander someone's innocence out of thin air! It's just that your cultivation isn't up to par yet!" Qin Shouyi said righteously.
"Boss, I received this makeup guide for young girls, it's pretty good!" Little Dragon Girl sent a message.
"Thank you, dear, please remember to leave a five-star review!" Qin Shou immediately beamed with joy.
Having accidentally acquired the Multiverse Taobao System, Qin Shou has since evolved into a cunning merchant across the multiverse.
Whatever the customer needs, Qin Shou has it!
Humans rely on their eyes to see colors, their noses to smell, and their skin to feel. Is there a being, then, that defies normal human perception, yet is also a native of this world? Only a select few players who have awakened their spiritual essence can truly see this bizarre and fantastical world. Welcome to the Phantom Paradise. ———————————————— "We, the players of the Order side, are on the front lines against the Phantoms. Our most crucial concern is our mental state. Never, ever linger with Phantoms, for it will send your reason plummeting into the abyss, irreversibly turning you into a player of the Chaos side." Ye Bai: "The Director is right." "Beware of the voices from evil gods; they will corrupt you, turning you into their servants, or even into mindless Phantoms." Ye Bai: "The Captain is right too." "Especially don't be like Ye Bai, daring to raise Phantoms, daring to raise evil gods… and daring to report this!" Ye Bai: "I am a god-certified, impeccably righteous player of the Order side!"
[Shinichi and Ran break up][Rating just released][Mostly manipulative male lead][Focusing on Ran and Ai's affection][Often saves Conan from danger, but the fires are started by the male lead]
Years later, when Conan saw Ran nestled happily against Yuya, he felt a deep bitterness in his heart.
Conan never expected that while he treated Yuya as his childhood sweetheart, Yuya secretly stole his old friend.
But Conan had to admit:
"Perhaps only a kind-hearted angel like Yuya is worthy of Ran!"
In response, Ai Haibara said it's all Kudo's fault!!
He lost his childhood sweetheart because of the case, forcing her to face a formidable opponent like Ran Mouri!
From the day she met Yuya, her cold heart gradually warmed up: she realized that there was still a gentle and pure warmth in this world, just like her sister's, something she was willing to let down her guard and do everything in her power to protect.
However, looking at Ran and Yuya nestled together, Ai sighed softly:
"I'm sorry, perhaps I've come at the wrong time..."
“No, Ai, you’ve come at just the right time.” Yuya extended his left hand in an invitation, and then embraced Ai.
All of this begins with Yuya, who is trapped in the world of Detective Conan but suffers from a terminal illness, risking his life to steal Drug A from the alcohol factory.
The terminal illness was not cured;
Instead, the "favorability system" was awakened?
Daily interactions and occasional simple tasks can increase favorability, thereby obtaining treasure chests that can contain various items, including those that increase lifespan.
But these tasks...
Yuya muttered to herself, then offered everyone a cup of fragrant green tea.
[Important Note] The original title of this book was "Immortal Emperor Reborn? No, It's a Social Death Voice Pack," but the system mistakenly changed it to "Design"!
In reality, it's: [Light novel + anti-cliché + light comedy + behind-the-scenes story + multiple cognitive misalignments]
Transmigrating into the body of a villain who was destined to die in the early stages, Lin Chen's CPU simply overheated!
The system-provided voice pack for the Immortal Emperor, besides complaining: "Even mortal women covet this Immortal Emperor! My mere past life! Utterly useless!"
The survival plan has only one principle: Stay put! Don't be reckless!
But the plot has completely fallen apart!
The Dragon Queen brother treats him like a stress-relieving toy, rubbing his face whenever he catches him!
The sweet and beautiful doctor clings to her, calling her her lover from a past life, and wants to be close to her every day!
The aloof CEO is totally obsessed with shipping him and his "elder brother"!
Even the green tea has evolved into a yandere, vowing to lock him up!
What's even more amazing is his underlings: Brother Chen's low-key swagger is all for our sake! We must help him dominate Shanghai!
? ? ?
Lin Chen: We agreed to lie flat and save our lives, but how did I end up in the center of a battleground and the godfather of villains?
Lighthearted and non-abusive, you'll be laughing your head off the whole time!
"First of all, let me clarify, I'm Kanzaki Ren. Although I'm a spoiled rich kid, I really have no intention of building a harem or anything like that. I've maintained perfect, fleeting relationships with all my previous women. As for them—they were an accident, an accident..." "Is that your reason for building a harem?" "They insisted on joining, I figured, adding one is the same as adding two...right?"...