Since the dawn of modern football, the center forward has never been so depopulated. The number nine position has long lost its former glory. Players like Osimhen, Džekeres, and Isaac are now commanding nearly a billion dollars. The two leaders, one a weakling who only knows how to win in tough matches, while the other didn't win his first major championship until he was thirty, having moved to another country. Twenty years ago, this would have been unimaginable. Despite a serious knee injury, Ronaldo lived up to his "alien" persona, still winning two World Cups. Didier Drogba, the "Warcraft," was unstoppable, crushing Premier League defenses with impunity. Filippo Inzaghi and Christian Vieri embodied two distinct styles of center forward, but their off-field saga was equally captivating. Andriy Shevchenko, Gabriel Batistuta, Patrick Kluivert, and Ruud van Nistelrooy... in that group...
There's a legend circulating around Hogwarts: Miss Lacus's first cry gave birth to the Dementors; Miss Lacus's first nightmare gave birth to the Obscurus; Miss Lacus's first fear gave birth to the Boggart; Miss Lacus's first laugh gave birth to Peeves; and Miss Lacus's light side became Voldemort! "Hogwarts, that's all a lie!" Miss Lacus protests. "Your light has no dark, heavy secrets, only light and bright!" (A playful Hogwarts fanfiction, featuring many meme elements and some Hogwarts Legacy content. The protagonist is a lone wolf, not for women.)
I've been transported to the world of Uma Musume, but now I'm forced to constantly earn emotion points with a system I'm not sure if it was created by the Yi family! So... is this system really not from the Yi family? What's with all this card pool stuff? Thankfully, the characters are pretty good, but the boss battles are a hassle... Anyway, let's start from all corners, take on the central protagonists with multiple bread and cheese, and run! Also—why haven't all the Uma Musume authors updated yet? I, a reader, have already made a fortune, you idiot!
A systemless time traveler, Subject No. 88, Punk Hazard's strongest experimental subject, a perfect adaptor, the only surviving subject, with many rare bloodlines such as the Ghost Clan, the Lunalia Clan, the Ancient Giant Clan, etc., and has also undergone multiple bloodline factor modifications, possessing abilities such as laser, toxicity, and transparency.
During the poison gas explosion, he ate the artificial blue dragon fruit and finally escaped from this nightmarish hell.
This evil dragon, filled with rage, is determined to overturn the sea and kill Satan, one of the Five Elder Stars!
He snatched Vegapunk and created the Six Paths Seraph, combining the six superhuman systems of gravity, puff, weapon, shock, soul, and Momo fruit.
The destruction of Judicial Island and the live broadcast of killing Celestial Dragons on Shampoo Land triggered a chaos in the Solbe Kingdom.
Find the island where the [Indigenous Peoples Elimination Competition] is held every three years, gather the Golden Lions of the Three Emperors Revolutionary Army, and live broadcast together to grab the Devil Fruit treasure chest and surround and kill the Celestial Dragons.
He fought against the Five Elders, killed the red-haired father Feigaland Galin, and rushed thousands of miles to attack Impel Down, completely turning the world upside down.
Traveling through Douluo, he awakened his spirit eye martial soul, but was regarded as a useless martial soul! However, Luo Chen, who was familiar with the plot, knew very well that this was one of the most powerful body martial souls, and it was also a spiritual martial soul. With his understanding of the major forces, he wanted to join the Seven Treasures Glazed Sect, but he met Tianmeng Ice Silkworm on the way and obtained a million-year soul ring, soul bone, and a second martial soul. After that, he entered the Seven Treasures Glazed Sect, but unexpectedly, the little witch Ning Rongrong became his follower? As a daughter slave, Ning Fengzhi was immediately jealous and chose to let Luo Chen join the Tiandou Royal Academy, saying "This is for your own good!" After joining the Royal Academy, the first thing Luo Chen did was to defeat the original
The villainous demon lord, Xia Changqing, is reborn three thousand years earlier in the Azure Cloud Holy Land.
At this moment, he is a prisoner, awaiting judgment from the Holy Land. Seated in the main seat is none other than his beautiful and cold master, the Supreme Master of the Azure Cloud Holy Land, Murong Bing.
The cause of all this was: the major Holy Lands entered ancient ruins for training. The Grand Elder’s direct grandson, Ye Fan, colluded with the Saintess of the Heavenly Demonic Sect, slaughtering three thousand disciples of the Azure Cloud Holy Land.
Furthermore, he conspired with the junior sisters whom Xia Changqing cared for deeply, framing him together.
What pained him the most was that his most respected master, Murong Bing, actually believed the one-sided words of Ye Fan and the others, and ruthlessly dug out his ancient…
Reincarnated as the female leader of a nomadic tribe, Shoukang Xiuqiu commands ten thousand people. They lack clothes and food, and winter is approaching fast. The tribe suggests she lead raids to steal grain from the Central Plains people. She immediately slaps the suggestion away and angrily scolds them, "How can we stoop to being beasts?"
Just when she’s starving, a beautiful young woman from the Central Plains arrives, offering a thousand shi (a measure) of grain as payment, asking her to rescue her brother who is trapped in the Anubi tribe. The tribe scoffs, saying, "Anubi has forty thousand troops. Let alone that we can't defeat them, Anubi and us share a common ancestor. Why would we help you fight our own people?"
Shoukang Xiuqiu sees the beautiful woman—pitiful and lonely, with no one by her side—and thinks, if she’s not rescued, she’ll probably be kidnapped by another tribe and become a breeding slave. How miserable that would be. Plus, they’re running out of food. Without hesitation, she agrees: "Alright, I’ll go to Anubi and get your brother back."
Her tribe warns her, "Leader, we’re the lowest-ranked tribe. By the rules of the steppe, we don’t even have the right to enter Anubi’s territory."
Shoukang Xiuqiu’s face is expressionless as she replies, "Then we’ll just set a fire, force them to come out and talk to me. That way it won’t count as us entering!"
The tribe’s jaws drop in shock: "Uh!!! Leader, are you serious? How can we possibly fight them?"
She boldly declares, "I’m just inviting them to join our big family, to strengthen our forces. If they refuse, then we’ll join them. Either way, we’ll get your brother back."
The tribe mutters: "Such a fierce woman!"
The beautiful woman from the Central Plains looks at this demon named Shoukang Xiuqiu with wide, amazed eyes, filled with great interest.
From then on, the tribe called Aguan, once unknown in the chaotic era of the Hu people, stormed northwards, slaughtering Hu soldiers and tyrants. The world was stunned, and they became famous overnight. Later, they established Western Wei, uniting all ethnic groups in a flourishing era, ending a century of chaos in the Central Plains.
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One day in the camp, Shoukang Xiuqiu was being teased by her subordinates again.
"She’s obviously a Hu woman, but she kills Hu people so enthusiastically, you’d think she was from the Central Plains."
"Exactly, and she even married such a beautiful wife."
"What does that have to do with the leader marrying a wife?"
"It means she’s a henpecked husband. We call her the 'wife controls the hitter,' or simply 'wife rules.'"
Shoukang Xiuqiu was so angry she wanted to beat up those bastards. Suddenly, a soft, fragrant body hugged her from behind, sweetly whining, "Ah Xiu, Ah Xiu, I found something I like."
Her expression softened instantly, full of affection. "What has my lady found this time? Buy, buy, buy! We have money to spare!"
Xiao Hao nuzzled her cheek. "There’s a plain near the sea in the southern country, perfect for growing lychees and longans—you know how much you love them. So I want to buy some."
"Buy it! I’ll send the carts right away."
Xiao Hao suddenly whimpered and complained, "But they say I’m a fox spirit, a calamity to the country, and refuse to sell to me. Not only that, they say they wouldn’t even throw it on the ground to feed the dogs."
"The southern country dares slander my lady like that!" Shoukang Xiuqiu’s killing intent rose. "Bring me the marching maps! From now on, we’ll never be short of lychees again."
"Once we conquer them, we’ll eat for free and to our heart’s content!"
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Because of lychees, the southern king whose country was destroyed muttered:
"Damn! Those treacherous merchants fooled me!"
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Theme: Embrace the light, be strong and unyielding.
"Book Orange" Is there really a way to deal with a bad-tempered girlfriend while saving the world?
Sixty years ago, after the Human-Demon War ended, a barrier appeared between the human world and the demon world, separating the two races and entering a brief era of peace.
A year ago, humans suspected that the demons were plotting an evil plan and sent one of their best fighters to the demon world to perform a mission, but she disappeared without a trace.
They could never have imagined that the reason for her disappearance was simply because...
she had a lovely demon girlfriend.
Now, a year later, humans are taking action again. Next
, she has to face:
her ex-girlfriend who may nuclear-bomb the demon world at any time.
The rookie junior sent by humans to perform the mission.
The daughter of the most mysterious demon ruler.
And her bad-tempered succubus girlfriend.
In short, do your best... Magical Girl, Ye Shi.
Male fantasy, multiple female protagonists, hammer king, merit +1, cultivation, empress, funny, Lao Cao, no loss, no lowering of intelligence, passionate hegemony]
Wu Yi awakened the hammer king system at the beginning and obtained a hammer with infinite merit.
As long as you hammer someone, you can add merit. At the beginning, you have a hammer and you can hit anything you want.
From then on, he became the hammer king. Every day, he was either hammering someone or on the way to hammer someone.
After hammering his sister-in-law, he hammered his grumpy father. After hammering the queen mother, he hammered the sickly empress.
[Ding: Congratulations to the host for obtaining the ancient primordial holy body]
[Ding: Congratulations to the host for obtaining the holy weapon - the picture of the All Saints Fairy]
[Ding: Congratulations to the host for obtaining the holy weapon - the Nirvana Phoenix Holy Bow]
[......]
Infinite merit, and a surge in cultivation!
Step on the martial saint and hammer the immortal!
Turn stone into gold, turn waste into treasure...
The youngest Grand Master Magician, from the moment Chaldea came to him, the gears of fate finally meshed and
the windmill was blown by the wind. His future may be endless and never-ending————
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ps: The introduction is weak, please read the main text (Free novel from ciweimao)