They called me a scoundrel, and when I said no, they hit me and said I was lying.

For thousands of years, some people have killed their wives to prove their Tao, while others have killed infants to devour their souls. Whether they are Taoists or Buddhists, humans or demons, they all share a common pursuit. What is this common pursuit?

"A beautiful woman?" the male protagonist said in a low voice.

The crowd beat him up, shouting, "Longevity! Longevity!" The male protagonist replied, "Without beautiful women, what's the point of longevity!"

The author relentlessly attacked: "If you don't achieve immortality, even if you seduce all the beauties of this generation, how many will you have? Don't you want the beauties of a hundred years from now? Don't you want the beauties of a thousand years from now?"

The male protagonist, having repented of his past mistakes, roared, "I want immortality..."

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Su Jiang transmigrated to a parallel planet and became a top celebrity in the Chinese entertainment industry within two and a half years by plagiarizing others. However, he also suffered from severe mental exhaustion and was extremely tired of life under the spotlight. He only wanted to quit the entertainment industry and live a "laid-back" life of fishing, camping, and eating at roadside stalls.

On the very day he was preparing to confront the company, he unexpectedly awakened the [Either Do It or Die - Ultimate Slacking Off System].

The tasks the system issued were bizarre and varied, all incompatible with his "top influencer" status, and could even be considered career-ruining. But failure to complete them meant death!

The first task: At a nationally televised awards ceremony, publicly say to your biggest rival, the ice queen of the entertainment industry and a top heiress, An Rou, "Did you rent your trophy? Also, I like your legs, they're straight enough."

To save his life, Su Jiang gritted his teeth and did as instructed.

The entire internet is in an uproar! Fans are leaving! The company is terminating its contract! Rivals are overjoyed!

Su Jiang was overjoyed: "Great! Now I can finally retire from the industry and give up, right?"

However, his outrageous behavior, because it was too "real" and "brave", struck a chord with the audience's rebellious psychology. Amid a barrage of criticism, his popularity rose instead of falling, and he became a bizarrely popular internet sensation!

From then on, Su was forced to give up Jiang, embarking on a crazy path in the entertainment industry where "the more you want to quit, the more popular you become, and the more you want to give up, the more famous you become." Meanwhile, An Rou, the wealthy heiress he had publicly "teased," began to pay attention to this eccentric "lunatic" with a belly full of "???".

After being transported to another world, he became a blond-haired guy. He acquired a Yorozuya (oddball) business where he had to accept requests from girls. "Request One: A Date with Shizuka" – He helped her find a girlfriend and received a 3D Maneuver Gear in return.

The apocalypse has arrived, zombies have broken out, strange beasts roam freely, and evil spirits are everywhere.

Human numbers have dwindled, and the law of the jungle prevails, with the strong preying on the weak.

Security guard Yang Chunlai awakens the "Many Children, Many Blessings" system. By saving more beautiful women, he can level up and become stronger, ultimately saving humanity.

From then on, the young security guard embarked on a journey to rescue beautiful women and save the world.

Struck by a gamma-ray burst from outer space, Ye An discovers that every cell in his body can transform into a miniature world. And the human body possesses eight major systems and sixty trillion cells! ... (This is a practice piece, absurd, only for those who can handle it.) (Group: 821709302)

[Silly + Lighthearted + Male to Female Transformation + Slice of Life + Socially Awkward + Awkward Moments + Blog-Inspiring]

A goddess lives inside my body.

She gave me a donation box.

Just toss in a coin, make a wish, clap your hands, and you'll get whatever you want... Bullshit!

Having transmigrated into the body of Tu Zi Ge's cousin, Uchiha Kaguya, she finally awakened the Goddess System.

The dog system casually tossed her a donation box and ran off with her money.

Moreover, this offering box is just as exploitative as that goddess system.

Take making a wish, for example.

You need lipstick to cheat.

To have Sharingan, you need colored contact lenses.

You need to wear a skirt for the Chunin Exams.

OMG~ You dog system, are you sure you're not messing with me?

What would a grown man like me need these things for?

A golden legend? A class-specific card?

It's easy to use, but it's also really a pain.

And you, Kakashi, why are you always sticking to me?

Go and start a shameless love triangle with Tu Zi and Lin!

Otherwise, what would be the point of all the trouble I went through to save you all?

Get out of the way! Don't get in my way while I'm enjoying my food!

Don't come any closer!

Eighteen-year-old Cao Wei was transported to a parallel universe after a car accident. He initially thought he'd be destined for a life of swagger, slapping down rich and handsome men, reaching the pinnacle of life, winning the heart of a beautiful and wealthy woman, and living a glorious life. But who would have thought he'd take over a general store left by his father? Unfortunately, business was poor. However, with tears in his eyes, he unintentionally obtained the great "Daddy System," solving mystery after mystery, completing SSSSSSS... level missions, embarking on a path of swagger, slapping down enemies, and ultimately, a path of no return called "System"! "Cao Wei, does your family have any martial arts manuals?" "Yes!" Book club: 327373686

"Who exactly are you?" On the snowy plains of Belloborg, looking at the unwilling Cocolia, Qiong's lips curled into a smile. "Just a passing Galaxy Baseball Man, remember that!" In the Immortal Boat Luofu, looking at the massive Huanlong before her, Qiong pulled out Jingyuan and Yinyue's cards. "Huanlong, these two cards are enough to deal with you!" Facing the Sand Gold shouting "Dedicated to the Amber King," Qiong drew her greatsword. "I mourn for the dead!" The beaten crowd was indignant! You call this a loan?! "I said it's a loan, it's a loan!" Holding a bunch of cards, Qiong's face was full of righteous indignation!

[Useless Start] + [Data Flow] + [Playing Dumb to Snag a Strong Player] + [Conceptual-Level Cheat]

In the year 2024 of the Blue Star Calendar, the entire population awakens. Lin Guang, a transmigrator, attracts much attention due to his outstanding looks, but during the ceremony, he awakens the universally acknowledged most useless F-level ability—[Data Insight]—becoming the laughingstock of the entire school.

However, only Lin Guang knew that in his eyes, the world was not just data, but also code that could be edited at will!

The stones on the roadside are too hard? Change the hardness to 0!

The school bully is too arrogant? I'll modify your belt's durability to 0, and make him die on the spot!

From modifying item attributes to altering the laws of physics, Lin Guang appears to everyone as a useless support character, but in reality, he is the sole backend administrator.

When the Outer God descended, and the S-rank powerhouse was in despair, Lin Guang silently chose the Demon God's health bar:

[Health Points: ???] -> Change to [1]

"Sorry, your presence was invalid and you have been deleted by the administrator."

This is the story of a "useless" guy who uses a bug to modify the world and ultimately achieves physical salvation.

Reborn? Only one day left to live? No worries! I have the Great Mountain Bandit System! I'll rob the heavens, the earth, and even the air! As long as I dare to rob, I'll live as long as I have life! Beauties? Rob! Gold! Rob! The entire world? I'll rob that too! Ding! Congratulations, host, you have successfully subdued Cai Wenji. Reward: Gold Treasure Chest, Wolf Rider Training Manual. Ding! Congratulations, host, you have successfully subdued Dian Wei. Reward: Diamond Treasure Chest… Ding! Congratulations, host, you have successfully subdued Zhao Yun. Reward: King's Treasure Chest…