[Tons of personal interpretations][No romantic pairings]
Niou Masaharu, male, 28 years old this year.
He's an actor, not a superstar, but he has quite a few fans.
One day I opened my eyes and found myself back in the spring break after graduating from elementary school.
Rikkai University achieved a 16-year winning streak in the Kanto region and a 3-year national winning streak, leaving no weak points in the competition.
I, Liu Hua, have transmigrated to the world of the Starry Sky Railway. My newbie gift pack is a celestial vessel. After checking, I've finally confirmed that this celestial vessel is the same one swallowed by the red giant star—Yuanqiao.
Of course, it has been refurbished by the system. On this immortal ship, I possess power equivalent to that of a Commander!
But this system is called the Deception System! It wants me to deceive people! There's no one here, so who am I supposed to deceive?
Suddenly, the system told me that the Star Train, which was originally heading to Arilol IV, had veered off course and ended up here...
I suddenly had a thought that I had to share...
I, General Yuanqiao, who has persevered for many years, hurry! Alliance, send money!
Seele. No surname: Although we were born on Yalilo IV, through immigration, we are now pure-blooded Xianzhou people!
Xing: I am Yuanqiao Sword Master! You're saying I use a baseball bat? Are you kidding me! Can a sword master be called a baseball bat?
Huaiyan: Over the years, Yuanqiao Immortal Boat has long lost its sense of belonging to the alliance, so I suggest we spend more money!
(P.S.: Contains eerie elements; to each their own. Please refrain from criticism if you disagree, thank you.)
While others are still working hard to escape poverty, Zhao Bin has already conquered women with his hands. Ninety-nine out of a hundred women become his clients. Whether they are young women, lolis, mature women, or sophisticated women, as long as they have a massage from Zhao Bin, they will become addicted to the feeling. That's right, Zhao Bin is a massage therapist.
After traversing Teyvat, Liu Bai wandered until Winter Solstice, where he spent three years becoming an Executive Officer.
According to the Queen's orders, I need to seize the... what was it again from the gods of various countries?
Forget it, she'd be ecstatic if we just took the god back with us!
"Girl, let's go! I'll help you escape from prison!"
Liu Bai pulled up Naxida, who was still in shock from being forcibly kissed, and said...
"Master Ball? Every ball I throw is a Master Ball! How could a mere Pokémon possibly withstand a ball thrown by a Trainer's strong arms?"
"Trainers who rely solely on the power of Pokémon have a far too weak bond with their Pokémon!!"
"I am Ash Ketchum from Pallet Town! Who dares to challenge me?!"
On that day, the Pokémon finally remembered the terror of being once dominated by humans...
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[Reading Instructions]
The main character's art style is seriously off.
Open the world of Pokémon using scientific (?) and physical (!) methods.
I was thrown into countless hentai worlds, forced to walk the path of scum to survive. I seduced married women with the fragility of a young boy, coerced girls with my blond hair, or engaged in forbidden school romances as a teacher… Now I have a new identity: the evil spirit of Babel, the doctor of Rhodes Island… the harem king of Terra. I will use the abilities of the underworld to change this land filled with tragedy. I was once a quality inspector at Type-Moon Heavy Industries, and I conquered the world in the name of Lance; those powers came with me. “Believe me, my becoming a harem king is all the world’s fault!” “I will save this damned world! To undo those regrets!” “Come, witness me as a player, as the Fourth Calamity!” [Erotic and exciting, five chapters a day, quality guaranteed, plenty to satisfy]
[Lighthearted and humorous + fake eunuch + female emperor disguised as a man + fake empress dowager + farming + political intrigue] Sun Yu unexpectedly transmigrated into the body of a lowly eunuch in the Qin Dynasty palace, simultaneously awakening a Super Eunuch System. Having fooled his eunuch master, Sun Yu, carrying a teapot spout, entered the emperor's study to work. He initially planned to escape, but suddenly discovered that the handsome emperor was actually a woman… And the empress dowager who wielded power in the inner palace was also an imposter? Looking at the tasks given by the system, Sun Yu was stumped. Should he also… [Life is unpredictable]?
Lin Tian, an orphan with mediocre talent, was born in a remote town in the eastern wilderness of the Xuan Tian Continent.
The path of cultivation is defying the heavens. He stagnated at the fourth level of Qi Refining for three years and was ridiculed as a waste.
The oppressive atmosphere of the mortal realm and the lofty celestial realm mean that every step forward in cultivation is accompanied by relentless backlash.
Unable to condense his Golden Core, he suffered a cultivation deviation and demonic possession? His cultivation technique surged wildly, destroying his meridians? He awakened a side effect transfer system!
While others die from exploding bodies while refining elixirs, he transfers the poison's effects to his enemies; while others are struck by lightning and reduced to ashes during their tribulations, he makes Heaven reap what it sows.
From an ant to a transcendent being, he rose to godhood by "passing the buck."
The price of cultivation? Sorry, it's all back.
[Crazy + Abstract + Funny + Explosive + No Female Lead + Decisive and Ruthless]
"No, why are you arresting me, officer? Please let me explain. I really do have polio. I was forced to come to Shang K. They don't treat me like a human being. They carried a disabled person like me here to take care of my sister's business."
"Oh? A brand new version? And someone reported you for kicking that wanted criminal to death with a flying kick, how do you explain that?"
"Slander! They're slandering me! They're stealing from me! They're cheating me! I'm a disabled person!"
"Relying on absorbing sunlight to replenish energy, what else could you be but a vegetable? From childhood polio to a vegetable state, your condition has worsened."
"Oh ho ho, you vampire, and you're even using solar energy as a new energy source!"
"Why do you always yell 'Take this!' at your opponent before every fight?"
"Let me emphasize this again! I rely on skill, not stats!"
"You mean, you personally witnessed a lord-level behemoth being kicked to death by a polio-stricken child?"
[Starting Character: A High School Student with Polio]
[Ending: The Black-Winged Demon Suppresses All Races]
Write in moderation, indulge in quirky humor and memes, enter the world I've created, and let me bring you joy. Let me prove that AI can never replace humanity.
I believe in parallel universes.
One day, he transmigrated and found himself in the body of Sha Zhu, the honest and simple-minded man in the courtyard. Most importantly, he transmigrated to a public women's restroom, where he encountered Lou Xiao'e, who was on a blind date with Xu Damao! Seeing Lou Xiao'e's appearance, he realized that movies and TV shows were good at judging people; the most beautiful woman in the courtyard was actually Lou Xiao'e! After deciding to marry Lou Xiao'e, he unexpectedly activated a "hijacking system," stealing wives, learning skills, creating a future, and freely exploring this world of the courtyard!