[Behind the scenes + ensemble cast + villain + world-ending + no female lead + alternate universe + slow burn]

Legend has it that when neon lights are flashing, if a wish reaches its peak, it can attract the legendary gods to grant it.

As for the cost—it will tell you afterward.

I have fulfilled the dreams of countless people and witnessed the madness of countless people.

I am Pu Song, a soul trapped in a cat's body, a stranger who returns home by harvesting despair.

If you want to make a wish, you'd better think carefully about what your soul is really worth.

Xu Yue inherited a pig farm and a dilapidated cultivation world left by the previous creator, where cultivators were only the size of bacteria.

The problem is that the former creator left a warning before he died:

"If you can't cultivate a powerful civilization, you'll be wiped out too!"

So, Xu Yue decided to go all out—

Cultivation Civilization: Cultivators fly on swords, no matter how strong you are or how high the sky is, I will cut you down with one sword!

Technological Civilization: A reincarnated physicist leads the team, issuing a nuclear bomb warning!

When two civilizations collide—

Qi Refining cultivator: "How dare mortals defy the immortal path in this secret realm?"

Armored Division: "Fire! All-around attack!"

Foundation Establishment Elder: "Watch my flying sword slay the tank!"

Fighter squadron: "Missile lock-on, target—Cultivation Sect!"

The Core Formation Ancestor: "A mere iron bird, slashed with a single sword strike... Wait, what is that glowing iron ball?"

--boom!!!

A nuclear bomb sent mushroom clouds rising over the cultivation world, and the cultivators finally understood—

"So, it turns out that mortals can kill immortals... all it takes is a Dongfeng Express delivery!"

Xu Yue sat beside the pigsty, cracking sunflower seeds, watching the power of creation steadily rise, and nodded in satisfaction.

"Very good, hit harder! Let civilization evolve even more!"

...

The Naga in the deep sea unleashed a world-ending tsunami.

The Mechanical Cataclysm activates planetary-level weapons.

The ancient dragon race chanted a world-destroying forbidden spell.

The undead army tears apart the boundary between life and death.

The cultivation civilization has produced Grand Luo Golden Immortals...

Xu Yue has now become a true creator god!

This book is also known as "The Patriarch Who Likes Galleons Ran Away with the Potions Master Again" and features two male protagonists.

Severus Snape x Sirod Slytherin (with personal interpretations)

The isolated and helpless potions professor finally met his little rose, a story of black and white intertwining, confusion and fusion.

Upon entering school again, Sirod winked at Severus.

Severus: ...

Later, Sylvie asked, "Professor, do you believe in love at first sight?" while grabbing Severus's sleeve.

(There are parents and children. They are Tom's classmates. They don't like idiots and like Galleon. Severus will not like Lily and will only like Sir Lord.) (You can skip this if you don't like it.)

Villains, cunning, corrupted, Cthulhu-themed, fantasy, otherworldly continent, war and conquest.

Mu Xing is a ruthless survivor who will stop at nothing to survive in desperate situations. His style of doing things combines desperate madness with meticulous calculation and cold-bloodedness. He carries a heavy sense of guilt and the extreme urgency brought by time.

Cultivation yields miraculous effects, slaying monsters and killing monsters to level up at breakneck speed! The lottery system grants you divine skills and weapons to your heart's content! The secondary profession system allows you to easily refine divine pills and sacred talismans... Otaku Chen Shen transmigrates with an invincible system, slaying monsters to obtain secret manuals, killing monsters to obtain equipment, wielding the 128 Subduing Dragon Palms in his left hand and the Great Shift of Heaven and Earth in his right, dominating the three realms and ultimately becoming an invincible supreme being!

Good news: I, Sasori of the Red Sand, was adopted by the Third Kazekage, a time-traveling version of myself, after suffering the massacre of my entire family at the age of five!

Bad news: This "guardian" is a bit hardcore—daily PUA and human experimentation are basic operations, and he even forced me to develop forbidden techniques that can instantly turn dead people into figurines? Fine, I'm naturally gifted anyway.

Worse still: As we raised him, both my guardian and I entered our rebellious phase. He suddenly developed a serious illness and wanted to rule the world, his first step being to turn my entire family into specimens. Since I wanted to pursue art, not culture, I had no choice but to tearfully turn him, a culture teacher, into a figurine.

Without a guardian, I just wanted to quietly pursue art, but the whole world came to accuse me of being a moving natural disaster?

So, I'll build a mechanical utopia in the desert, with food, lodging, and eternity provided, and incidentally cut some parts to use as "indulgences."

Wait, what do you mean the Five Great Nations, Akatsuki, and Madara Uchiha all want to "adopt" me, who's been temporarily released? And they're even bringing tailed beasts and the Rinnegan with them?

Kind tips:

The final interpretation of this breeding guide belongs to Sasori Akasago.

The main text and the synopsis differ greatly in style and will not change the villainous identity of the whitewashed scorpion. If you feel uncomfortable while reading, please exit immediately.

This book was guided by Scorpion Granny and contains numerous plot points and heavily modified settings to satisfy the author's personal morbid tastes. It's a product of self-indulgence and amusement. Don't doubt it if you see any discrepancies with the original work; those are modifications made by the author to satisfy Scorpion Granny. In addition, since this is the author's first time writing a fanfiction with more than ten chapters, inconsistencies and disjointed plots are to be expected.

Apocalypse + Rebirth + Super Battleship + Decisive Sofa Action + System + No Mary Sue: The world has entered a period of vast oceans, leaving only 5% of the planet's land and 80% of humanity perished! In his previous life, Li Tianyang was killed by those he had helped, who only wanted to steal his last bit of food. Now reborn a month before the apocalypse, Li Tianyang is bound to a super battleship system and begins building the strongest battleship in the post-apocalyptic world! A period of vast oceans? I have a super battleship to sweep across the globe! In the face of the apocalypse, others will give up everything for a bite to eat, but Li Tianyang, with his super battleship, can obtain any resource he desires! He can even grow vegetables in his own backyard! How about that?

While obeying his master's orders to annul his engagement, An Buran awakened memories of his past life. He had transmigrated to a fantasy world of immortals and heroes, becoming a major villain! He possessed double pupils and a cousin with immortal bones, whom his mother might one day bring to him. He was inherently cold and indifferent to everyone, especially his sister An Buran, whom he treated harshly, beating and scolding her mercilessly! Even his mother's chosen child bride was treated like a servant, a prostitute, a slave. A pure egoist, he would stop at nothing for resources, even harming his own senior sister, causing her to lose her position as the chief disciple. ...In despair, he fortunately awakened a system. To pull back from the brink and survive, An Buran decided to fight against fate!

[Slightly Gou]

Awakening his memories in the Naruto world, he discovered that his current survival was precarious.

Despite awakening his cheat ability, he still chooses to remain inactive to avoid becoming the sixth strongest ninja in the world.

Expelled from the ninja academy, he decided to become a businessman, using his spatial crops to crush the natives of the ninja world.

What should you do if you are bullied? Stand up for yourself in front of others.

What should you do if you're bullied when no one's around? Ambush them and use them as fertilizer.

What if you accidentally alter a major event in the ninja world? Ninja battles are none of a businessman's business.

[Daily life + Konoha + Naruto + Useless system + Torture of the protagonist]

“My name is Shimura Danzo. I am 10 years old. I live an ordinary life here. Every day I get up on time, exercise, and am scolded by the clan elders.”

“I exercise very late every day, I can’t smoke or drink alcohol, and I go to bed very late at night.”

"I also want to make sure I get enough sleep, but I can't drink warm milk or do stretching exercises before bed."

"I make efforts to maintain my physical and mental health, and I pursue a peaceful and tranquil life. I hope everyone can understand me!"

"But then, on that day, a major change occurred in my life!"

"I've become Hokage?"

Having just transmigrated to Konoha, I was forced to bind myself to a 78 system! This guy! He immediately fed me expired soldier pills that would cause hallucinations. Fortunately, I have a strong ability to accept things and didn't break down. Thus, my absurd life in the Naruto world began.