My name is Lu Yanbin. I am a water conservancy engineer from the 21st century.
I died. Before I died, I donated my body to a company that supposedly conducts cryonics experiments. They said it might bring me back to life in the future.
The good news is, I was indeed resurrected.
The bad news is that the time and place of the resurrection are a bit far from what I imagined.
If you can see this, it's my diary entry about surviving as a mechanical sage in a cesspool world.
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The story of a man who is conscripted by weasels and inexplicably gains a body modified by technology from the Golden Age of humanity, and then roams the Warhammer universe.
Warning: You are being watched by the Emperor while you are reading.
Remark:
1. Reading this diary requires some Warhammer knowledge and will require you to use your brain.
2. This novel is written in the first person. If you do not like this, please do not read it.
The male protagonist's knowledge of Warhammer is limited to a basic understanding; he doesn't know much about it.
Warhammer, Conrad's Apocryphal Book
In that despairing fiftieth millennium, the tentacles of the Great Devourer had swept across the galaxy, the space necromancers had returned, the new Tau Empire had risen, and the shadow of chaos remained.
In that final battle, all of the emperor's loyal sons returned.
However, even with a demigod leading the empire, it was still defeated.
When the last human fell beside the Golden Throne, the Emperor rose in despair, and the Dark Lord brought end and death to everything in the galaxy.
The warp bears witness forever; the mournful cry of the Dark Lord's birth was carried along by the surging waves of the warp to the glorious years of the Great Crusade.
And Conrad Coates, the emperor's most far-sighted son, saw all of this.
Ye Feng, who had just entered the research institute, awakened the technology amplification system, which could amplify all his inventions!
As a result, the art style underwent a complete transformation!
I received a task to modify a military knife.
But when everyone looked at the lightsaber in Ye Feng's hand, they couldn't believe it!
Is the sniper rifle's power insufficient and needs adjustment?
A few days later, Ye Feng pulled out a 60mm sniper rifle and leveled a hill with a single shot, shocking the generals and commanders across the country!
Is 22nm the current limit for lithography machines?
After debugging, the accuracy reached an astonishing 0.1nm, crushing the global technological level!
Is the bulletproof vest not strong enough?
Ye Feng, clad in mechanical armor, descended from the sky!
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Xiong Guo: We will unconditionally meet all of Long Guo's technological needs from now on, we only ask Ye Shen for a blueprint!
America: Others have spaceships at our doorstep, and you still say we're technologically superior?
This is the distant forty-first millennium. The emperor who once protected humanity has transformed into a cold, black sun. If no one can seize humanity's last chance for resurgence, then I will... make the galaxy burn once more!
I, the immortal black serpent, reside in Ursus, a young and promising immortal. I lack the overwhelming power of monstrous calamities, the potent corruption of demons, and the boundless adaptability of the Sea Child. Though I possess strange memories, I am certainly not as old as my predecessors. My only dream is to die a peaceful, natural death. I adopted a simple-minded child who constantly opposes me and urges me to join her in her demise. I befriended a reclusive pen pal who likes to send me landscape paintings, but I always feel she's out of touch with the times. I met a goofy hunter who asked me for [a cool pen].
After the spiritual energy revival, high school students across the country, obsessed with the "53" exam prep materials, began to enter strange states. Some sat in SSS-class mechs, pulling out 48-meter-long spiritual swords. Some could conjure magic with their words: "XXX, turn into a pig!" Some stood on one leg, unleashing a divine thunderbolt, 100% accurate at striking down scumbags. Some were pure and aloof, wielding countless swords with effortless grace. And then someone pulled out a flawless, perfectly round toilet (which could be remodeled later), made a snap of their fingers: "XXX, suck!" Then the world went dark, and the land for miles around was completely plundered. This person was A-Diao. A-Diao's strength was entirely due to the tireless support of her family and friends.
A programmer died from overwork, and upon transmigrating, he was confessed to by a beautiful girl. And this girl's surname is Luo? She's even Luo Feng's ninth-generation descendant! Wait, the Genius Battle is over, so if I marry a Luo family girl, doesn't that mean I can just coast to immortality as long as I perform well? Isn't being a kept man a bit... good, very good! When I was little, the doctor said I had a weak stomach, so this was the kind of food I should eat!
(Starry Sky Railway) (Star Hunting) (Fairy Ship Story)
Cangcheng fell among the stars, and the Immortal Ship Alliance mourned for him.
However, by sheer coincidence, Cangcheng from a parallel world was miraculously rescued and sent to this world by the Star God. The return of an invincible general and the immortal ship will write a new chapter in the universe.
As the hundreds-of-meters-tall golden warriors strode across the planet's surface, the Cloud Cavalry descended from the sky, cleansing the world of its abundant filth.
The fleet of celestial ships blotted out the sky, shooting down the abundant demon stars in the universe.
The Milky Way will record our new history and stories.
This is a book specifically about the story of the fairy boat's hunting expedition.
The story begins with the protagonist leading the survivors of Cangcheng back to their homeland, then starting to rebuild their home and explore the world.
A mysterious calamity, "Honkai," has eroded the world. Humans infected by the Honkai have become mindless, destructive "zombies," posing a tremendous threat to the world alongside the colossal monsters born from it, the "Honkai Beasts." In the city where this stage play has been repeated hundreds and thousands of times, Hua Yi reaches out to Kallen Kaslana, who has sacrificed herself for the cause. "Would you come with me?" "Yes, I would." He receives a firm reply from the girl, and a smile as radiant as a blooming flower. Standing at the pinnacle of human power...
Gu Ran transmigrated into a harem battle manga he had drawn, becoming the final villainous BOSS. He was besieged by the protagonist group right from the start, and his situation was extremely precarious.
Trapped in dire straits, he awakens the plot editor, which allows him to use his familiarity with the plot to rewrite his past life and clear his name.
He found his younger sister when he was a child, and they depended on each other ever since. He protected his sister from any harm and did everything he could to help her enter the realm of superpowered individuals.
In his youth, he fell in love with a mermaid princess from the ocean, and lost all his martial arts skills, silently protecting the mermaids for three years.
Having lost his superpowers and martial arts skills, he forged a third path for humanity, leading Lanxin University in the fight against extraterrestrial aliens.
The Hero Association was established to protect the poor, enhance humanity's technological capabilities, and solve the problem of the beast tides...
Once their memories are exposed, the female protagonists are filled with remorse and immediately turn against their former allies, crying and begging for forgiveness.
However, when they fought for Gu Ran and tried to rescue him, they discovered that the triangular crystal cone trapping Gu Ran had cracked.
Gu Ran is dead?