Fugaku: My brother is a genius! Orochimaru: That's not scientific! Nawaki: I must defeat that guy! Minato: I'm the fastest ninja in the world? That senior is much faster than me. Tsunade: I'm going to bankrupt the Uchiha clan! Madara: Young man, don't be so arrogant, come and be my successor. Hiruzen: My body can't take this much. ... Uchiha Shin, as a transmigrator, avoided many tragedies in the Naruto world. He vowed to become the protector of this world, and it all started on a late night in Konoha 25. (Isn't this more exciting than Boruto?) If you think "Protecting the Naruto World" is good, please don't forget to recommend it to your friends on QQ and Weibo!

"Anime crossover, fun-loving heroine, heartthrob"

Numb, the true god Yu Jiang Chaluo created a system in order to find some fun. She originally wanted to experience an idol drama, but she accidentally turned it into a two-dimensional world.

Please, Yu Jiang Chaluo, who is born without emotions, has captured the hearts of countless handsome men here. System? Not at all! Use your looks if you have them, use your intelligence if you have it, and you can take any man you want!

Yu Jiang Cha Luo: Wow, you guys really cried?

Even a wicked woman can easily kill everyone using the "white moonlight" tactic!

(I don't even know what I'm writing in this introduction. It's not very convincing. Please move on to the main text.)

Possessing the powers of Amon from Lord of Mysteries, a mysterious being who adopts Amon's identity, a true god with errors and dual sequences, wearing a monocle, I am a con artist who travels through countless worlds. In Soubu High School, I made the entire school do calisthenics with me; in Fuyuki City, the Holy Grail War turned into a prank war; in Marineford, I turned the Marineford War into a massive rave.

Don't ask me why, the answer is simply—it's for fun.

This is a story about chaos, laughter, and a touch of tenderness. Of course, it's mostly chaos.

Friendly reminder: Don't be afraid, please hug your blanket tightly before reading, after all, I won't suddenly appear beside you.

[A Powerful Person Bows Down / A Beijing Elite x A Sober Female College Student]

During the two years that Ying Yun was with Ye Jiahuai, many people privately discussed how high she wanted to climb by using Ye Jiahuai as a stepping stone.

Unexpectedly, as she was about to graduate, that beautiful figure disappeared without a trace in Beicheng.

No one took her departure seriously, assuming that Mr. Ye had simply grown tired of her.

Until one banquet, someone scoffed and mentioned Ying Yun's name.

With a crisp sound, Ye Jiahuai's dark eyes were reflected in the shattered cup.

No one knows who was the one who said "goodbye".

It was Ying Yun.

—

When they parted, Ye Jiahuai asked her, "What if I don't let you go?"

Ying Yun smiled: "Can you?"

He sneered, "Ah Jun, I'm not a good person."

—

Ying Yun never imagined that she would meet Ye Jiahuai again in a mountain village primary school thousands of miles away from Beicheng.

On camera, he remained as indifferent and aloof as when they first met, addressing her as "Teacher Ying."

Ying Yun reached out and shook his hand, her expression gentle and unassuming. "Hello, Chairman Ye."

As night deepened in the mountains, the teachers gathered together to talk about the handsome man they had met that day.

Getting carried away, he asked for her opinion, "Xiaojun, do you think that guy is really handsome?"

Ying Yun remained calm and said, "It's so-so."

They laughed and teased her, saying that she was blind to love, and that her heart and eyes were only for Teacher Lin.

But no one knew that the cold and arrogant face of that man during the day would press her against the car window under the soft moonlight, kissing her until she was breathless.

Ye Jiahuai whispered in her ear, his tone cold and mocking, "Has he ever kissed you like this? What kind of lover is he?"

Lu Lin is reborn into a parallel world. He originally wanted to live a carefree life as a plagiarist, but he was tricked by the big star Yang Mi behind the scenes and made to participate in a dating reality show disguised as a wilderness survival show.

While the other male and female guests were playing romantic first encounter games, Lu Lin made his female partner Liu Tianxian cry as soon as they met!

While the other male and female guests were struggling to survive, Lu Lin fed Liu Tianxian ten pounds, and Liu Tianxian cried again!

While the other male and female guests were suffering from hunger, Lu Lin approached a female guest from another group with a grilled lobster and said, "Madam, you don't want your husband to starve to death, do you?"

...

This is not mainstream entertainment; I hope it makes you laugh.

Gossip + Mind Reading + Beloved by the Group + Transmigration into a Book + Comedy + System

Chu Qingqing transmigrated into a book, becoming a cannon fodder princess in a popular novel who was strangled to death by an evil nanny at birth.

Although the tyrant arrived in time and kicked the wicked old woman away, it couldn't change the fact that she would become a princess of a fallen kingdom four years later.

Chu Qingqing: Four years? That's a long way off, let's eat some melon seeds first.

Watching the tyrant enraged by the wicked old woman's false accusation against his beloved childhood sweetheart, Consort Shu, Chu Qingqing silently observed: [Oh? It was Consort Shu who sent people to strangle me?]

[Does Consort Shu enjoy seeking thrills? And her target isn't even the tyrant?]

The tyrant abruptly stopped, and angrily rushed off to catch Chu Qingqing in the act of adultery.

Then Chu Qingqing was taken to court by the tyrant who had successfully caught her in adultery.

I thought attending court would be boring, but these scandals are getting bigger and bigger!

My maternal grandfather's loyal brother had a crush on my maternal grandmother for thirty years?!

My grandfather's world collapsed instantly.

[A senior official in the Ministry of Works is having an affair with a much younger woman—his youngest son's classmate?! Their combined age isn't even bigger than his shoe size?!]

The Minister of Works was devastated.

Is Consort Ning using voodoo dolls in her palace to cast curses on the tyrant and the eldest princess?

The sky fell for Consort Ning's father.

[The tyrant's most beloved eldest princess has a penchant for collecting other people's worn socks?! She's stolen from every official in the court?!]

The entire court was utterly devastated.

[The tyrant's most beloved eldest princess was the daughter of the empress and a eunuch?!]

The emperor's world has collapsed.

[The Vice Minister of the Imperial Treasury kept a mistress, and his wife shaved his head bald in the middle of the night?]

The entire court: Ever since the little princess arrived, the morning court session has become increasingly exciting.

[Group portrait + game invasion + group crossover]

Yang Yixie has recently become obsessed with a pixel game called "Wasteland Era." As a mechanic, his motto is:

There's no problem that an RPG can't solve; if there is, just add another round of machine gun fire.

So he became obsessed with using explosion art to write his self-declaration on pixelated wasteland, living a carefree and happy life.

At the same time, news reports featured the tearful tales of other returning players, their blood and tears testifying to the reality and cruelty of that world.

Just after Yang Yixie finally ascended to the "crown" of the most wanted person in the entire server, the two worlds were merged.

The world roared and tore apart, the real smoke of battle filling his lungs.

Amidst the ruins, countless sorcerers and mercenaries fixed their murderous gazes on him.

Gazing at the real ruins before him and countless murderous gazes, Yang Yixie silently placed his fingers on the keyboard.

"It's not a big problem, I can still handle it."

One Piece fanfiction + Battle Mage + Single Female Lead (Kuina) + Thrilling story set in the Great Pirate Era! Lin Feng, Battle Mage! Roaming the seas! With his Fire Dance Spear and Flowing Flame in hand, who can stand against him! With his Evil-Repelling Spear! Sweeping across the eight wastelands! I, Lin Feng, will surely uphold my justice, punching the Celestial Dragons and kicking the Five Elders! Sengoku: Lin Feng killed another Celestial Dragon? Garp: Well done! Uh, never mind. Shanks: The sea will change because of Lin Feng's appearance.

Uchiha Shimei has transmigrated.

The good news is that he transmigrated into the Uchiha clan; the bad news is that the system has a bug, insisting that he is Hashirama Senju.

[Ding! Detected that Lord Hashirama has appeared among the Uchiha clan. Lord Hashirama, please show your hospitality as Hokage and shake hands with 10 Uchiha clan members!]

[Mission Reward: Unmarked Healing!]

[Ding! Detected. Huh? Hashirama-sama has awakened the Sharingan? Looks like it's his younger brother Tobirama's doing. Mission issued: Correct Itachi Uchiha's misconceptions!]

[Mission Reward: Mangekyou Sharingan!]

During the Third Shinobi World War, looking at Uchiha Shinobu, who was even more skilled in using Wood Release than himself, Senju Hashirama fell silent: "Damn it, I feel like he's more like Senju Hashirama than I am!"

What are door gods?

Real Madrid goalkeeper Iker Casillas said: "Many boys have a dream, a dream of scoring a perfect, spectacular goal. My dream is to prevent them from scoring that goal."

Juventus goalkeeper Gianluigi Buffon said, "I like to be the one who stands out on the field."

"Goalkeeper?"

When asked this question, Ezio rubbed his curly hair.

"So, the goalkeeper's job is... to prevent the opponent from scoring, right?"

We're just ordinary goalkeepers, ordinary goalkeepers.

Real Madrid defenders say: Don't worry, we'll give you the chance to become a god!

On the road to becoming a goalkeeper god, how could we forget the terrible defense? Ezio, who was hailed as a genius goalkeeper from a young age, was forced to dive and dive to save the goal, becoming Real Madrid's iron gate after Casillas left.

Real Madrid fans: We have the youngest dad in the world!

---Author: Meilingge. I'll try not to be overly critical, but I'll probably praise her. Sasuke fans, proceed with caution!--

CP Asensio, our group's single cutie, world-class goal prince, usually mischievous, adorably mischievous, check him out!

The novel will be available for purchase on Tuesday, June 26th, with three chapters released on that day!