[A sweet 1v1 romance + male lead Gojo Satoru + magic techniques from the game Honor of Kings]
Question: When someone questions you for being rated as a top-tier sorcerer despite having low spell power, how would you explain it?
Answer: Being bad at the game relies entirely on equipment; I'm a noble equipment enthusiast!
There are two major slang terms in vocational colleges: the rice ball language of "dog-rolled thorn" and the equipment terminology of "half-moon rabbit".
If she says, "I'll buy some shoes first," and you notice that her shoes are gleaming with gold, it means she's a professional at escaping.
If she says, "I'm all dressed up, get out of my way," it means she's about to start showing off.
If she says, "She has chosen Taiyi Zhenren to open the domain," then congratulations, you, as her teammate, have gained a second life.
If someone shouts, "She dropped a legendary sword, the Life-Saving Blade," it means that the Moon Rabbit has gone mad and is stealing my base.
【Eating Guide】
1. This article was written out of love and the author is easily offended; it's purely fictional and should not be taken too seriously.
2. I'm a hopeless procrastinator, so updates will be irregular.
3.1V1, slice-of-life happy ending, male lead is 5t5, OOC warning.
4. Contains a lot of King of Glory slang and references other anime. If you really don't understand it, please don't give it a bad review, it will make you sad.
[Hoarding + Spatial Ability + Superpowers + Not a Mary Sue + Zombies + Natural Disasters]
In the previous life, the apocalypse struck suddenly, and 50% of humanity was turned into zombies.
Extreme cold, extreme heat, floods, eternal night... the human world has become hell.
Qin Qian survived for 15 years in the apocalypse, only to die at the hands of her closest relatives.
Reborn before the apocalypse, Qin Qian excitedly started hoarding everything in sight, looking at her enormous personal space and the 5 billion in her bank account.
Rice, flour, cooking oil? Fruits and vegetables? Snail rice noodles? Self-heating hot pot? Spicy duck neck?
Buy, buy, buy, buy!! All of it should come to my space.
A saintly white lotus? Saving lives in danger? A bratty kid? A greasy man? A scheming little vixen?
Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! It's the apocalypse, shouldn't we at least settle our scores?
While others wear tattered clothes, she wears the "Three Sisters of Bankruptcy" (Hanfu, Lolita, and JK uniform).
While others ate insect powder and vegetable pancakes, she flaunted her braised chicken and pickled fish, accompanied by cola, and burped contentedly.
While others were being chased all over the streets by zombies, she sat amidst a pile of zombies, stretching and pulling out her pink sleeping bag...
In this life, you either endure or be ruthless.
I won't go to hell; let whoever wants to go, go.
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Lightning protection:
Gaga is hoarding goods. There are many chapters on hoarding goods, so please do not enter if you do not like it.
The female lead is not a saint; she's pragmatic, decisive, and doesn't like to meddle in other people's business!
The protagonist is a character who grows stronger; both she and her cheat ability will grow and become more and more powerful.
The female lead has a love interest; both are strong and don't hold her back. They have extremely positive values, are henpecked, and are easy to take care of.
There aren't many romantic scenes; the focus is more on revenge, fighting monsters, leveling up, and farming.
No torture, no self-destruction, just a powerful and dashing journey to the end.
[1v1, both partners are virgins + cute kids + variety shows + live streaming + entertainment industry]
Original title: After transmigrating into a book, I became an overnight sensation, and with my child, I bravely ventured into the entertainment industry.
In the face of a sudden apocalypse, Jiang Huiyin routinely helps her team clean up supplies, but unexpectedly, her best friend pushes her to shield her from a zombie attacking from the shadows.
When she woke up again, she found herself transmigrated into the body of the same-named cannon fodder female supporting character in the book, becoming a mother without any pain and gaining two big sons.
In your twenties, you're at the age where you dare to take risks.
He participated in a popular reality show about raising children, and his unusually quirky way of thinking led him to do something that was daring and risky!
As the style of the group gradually became distorted, the other guests also began to let loose.
The haters who used to tell her to get out of the entertainment industry have turned into mindless, die-hard fans who can't be driven away!
His dramas are hugely popular, his movies are box office hits, and he's getting countless endorsement deals...
...
It happened suddenly one day.
Weibo crashed!
What the hell?! Jiang Huiyin's deadbeat husband is Actor Pei?!
Weibo post that evening.
Pei Songnian V: This is my wife! @Jiang Huiyin
Introduction
[Slice of Life] [Single Female Lead: Ai Haibara] [Lighthearted] [Highly Intelligent Male Lead]
Akiyama Xiuxi, the top physics expert of the distillery codenamed Baijiu and a master hacker, had to wait for the distillery to go bankrupt so he could run away with his bucket. However, he accidentally ingested APTX-4869 and shrunk to the size of a primary school student. He then changed his name to Bai Zeyou and ran away ahead of time.
"Wait, something's not right. Does that mean I have to hide for twenty years too? No way, I won't accept this. This drug A is terrible!" Bai Zeyou complained loudly.
Until that rainy night, when Bai Zeyou picked up a little girl, his mindset gradually changed.
He and the fake little girl became "fake elementary school students" together, from testing each other to trusting each other. However, by the time they realized what was happening, their feelings had already changed.
"Hey, Bai Ze, does this count as puppy love?" the little girl asked him.
"Don't rush, let me record my data first," Bai Zeyou replied.
After the distillery was destroyed, Bai Zeyou hugged the now-normal big loli and said slowly:
"Who says this drug A is bad? This drug A is amazing!"
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Conan: "Bai Ze is definitely the best detective, but I need to ask him for an antidote."
Kogoro Mouri: "Yu is too obedient. Can we switch places with Conan?"
Shuichi Akai: "He is the real silver bullet."
Amuro Tooru: "We were able to win thanks to the liquor."
Vermouth: "Little brother, come here and let your big sister give you a kiss."
Kaito Kid: "I just wanted to steal something, don't chase me."
[Alternate History + Time Travel + System + Wife Acquisition + Conquest] Transmigrating to a chaotic world, I never expected to start with a wife. Born with heterochromia? An ominous woman! A beauty capable of captivating a nation! Since you all avoid me like the plague, then I won't be polite! [Ding! The Strongest Killing System successfully bound; killing makes you stronger!] With beauties in my arms and a system at my disposal, who can rival me in this world!
School beauty Su Nianwei, desperate to curry favor with the top genius, publicly broke off their engagement in front of the entire school and major media outlets, utterly belittling Jiang Lue: "Jiang Lue, your talent is mediocre; you're destined to be a stain on my and Tianjiao's lives!" Jiang Lue became the laughingstock of the entire city. However, just when he was utterly humiliated, Su Nianwei's legendary aunt—Situ Dai, the most beautiful woman in Rongcheng and the saintess of the martial arts holy land—stepped in to help him out because of a long-buried family debt. Driven mad with jealousy, Su Nianwei secretly drugged Jiang Lue, intending to embarrass him, but by a twist of fate, he ended up spending the night with Situ Dai.
"Ding! God-level Return System activated, bound to: Situ Dai!"
Situ Dai possessed the "Exquisite Body," a rare talent appearing only once in ten thousand years. For a single day of her cultivation, Jiang Lue received a hundredfold increase in benefits, awakening his "Chaotic Divine Body"! She broke through to the Grandmaster level, while Jiang Lue instantly ascended to the peak of the Great Grandmaster realm! Jiang Lue chose to conceal his abilities, outwardly remaining the "useless" man who had been jilted. When Su Nianwei and her new, exceptionally talented lover swaggered through the freshman competition, Jiang Lue crushed them with a single finger. When alien races invaded from the stars, and Situ Dai fought valiantly, Jiang Lue strolled leisurely amidst the enemy army, annihilating a demon king with a single punch. The entire city was shocked! Su Nianwei was heartbroken and begged for reconciliation, but Jiang Lue merely watched her indifferently, standing beside the radiant Situ Dai.
[Urban setting + imaginative plot + slice-of-life + system + fast-paced, satisfying story]
Unemployed at the age of forty, Li Yu contemplated suicide.
One phone call gave him a new lease on life!
"Li Yu, I'm pregnant with your children, quadruplets!"
On the other end of the phone was the stunning flight attendant who had a passionate night with Li Yu two months ago.
Looking at the four fetal heartbeats on the ultrasound report, Li Yu gritted her teeth and decided: I'll give birth! I'll raise them!
[Ding! Congratulations, host, for making the right choice! The Super Dad System has officially awakened!]
[New Player Gift Pack: Reward includes a Dragon Soaring Villa worth 60 million!]
[The host prepares food for his wife for the first time; reward: God-level cooking skills!]
[Intimate Interaction: Kiss your wife and get a cash reward of five million!]
[Overflowing with fatherly love: A million yuan cash reward for the first time the baby's heartbeat was heard!]
[The host actively learns about childcare and is rewarded with the god-level skill "Photographic Memory".]
...
Li Yu was stunned. As long as you treat your wife and children well, you can make money indefinitely? And you can even improve various skills?
From then on, Li Yu became a doting husband and father, spending money like water on them.
Everyone was dumbfounded: No, what gives a middle-aged dad the right to be so arrogant?
Genius protagonist + white-robed swordsman + multiple identities + forbidden elements of the Heavenly Dao + single female character with no romantic entanglements + dual-powered redemption + seemingly innocent yet cunning + ensemble cast + no system
"Does Heaven decree that we must kill each other for nine lifetimes?"
"In this life, we will—jointly slay the heavens!"
He was once the virtuous and upright Han Yuan God, a being of both god and demon, imbued with chaos.
She is the Blazing Phoenix Divine Stele forged by destiny, born to be a blade that slays gods.
Through nine lifetimes of reincarnation, Heaven plotted against them, turning them into swords against each other.
But in every lifetime—
His sword was never pointed at her, and her fire never burned him.
In this life, memories awaken.
▶【Rewriting Destiny】
She was no longer the blade of Heaven's will, but a raging fire: "If fate decrees your death, then I will burn fate itself!"
He no longer succumbed to demonic possession alone, but instead took her hand: "Chaos and the Blazing Phoenix are... a perfect match to slay the heavens."
While all the gods and demons still feared the oppressive power of the Heavenly Dao, he stood shoulder to shoulder with her, swords pointing to the sky: "In this life, it is our turn to judge it!"
Memories of nine lifetimes surfaced, and he stroked the phoenix mark between her brows: "You have never hurt me before, but this time... how about we hurt the heavens?"
In the final battle, as chaos and divine flames intertwined and the laws of heaven collapsed, he smiled and sighed, "It should have been like this long ago... You and I should have walked the same path."
"So-called destiny—"
It's nothing but the most laughable lie of Heaven's will.
(No system + single female lead + slice-of-life)
Laudgreen displayed his extraordinary magical talent as soon as he entered Hogwarts.
Potions is easy to learn, but most of the finished products can only be drunk by animals. Snape regarded him as a fool who tarnished the great potions.
Transfiguration can easily turn inanimate objects into living things with their own thoughts, but it is powerless to do the opposite, which greatly puzzled Dumbledore.
In the study of spells, the spells cast by Lord always have some strange effects.
He only had no problems with Potions and Magical Creatures, and the magical creatures even regarded him as a child of nature.
Everyone praised him, saying he would become the next Newt Scamander, but he stuck to his profession.
Laudgreen: Although I am a master of Transfiguration, my spells are incredibly creative, and the magical creatures trust me, I am actually a botanist.
[No Rebirth] + [No System] + [Slice of Life Romance] + [Female Lead Has a Skin-Demanding Nature] + [Possessive] + [Sweet Romance]
For three years, Fang Yanzhou financially supported his ungrateful childhood friend, sending her gifts without fail.
But all she got in return was, "We just slept together, nothing happened."
Fang Yanzhou immediately felt relieved. After a night of heavy drinking, he woke up to find himself lying in the bed of the aloof school beauty.
Even more outrageous, that very night, the school beauty knocked on his door in her pajamas and, without a word, clung to him and kissed him.
The next day, she reverted to her aloof goddess persona.
But what no one knows is that the seemingly proud goddess actually suffers from skin hunger.
The school beauty in the eyes of outsiders: aloof, indifferent, socially awkward, and unapproachable.
In reality, his inner thoughts when facing Fang Yanzhou were:
"It feels so good, can you touch me again?"
"Why are you talking to other girls? Why aren't you looking at me? Why aren't you hugging me?"
"How annoying, I want to tie you to my body and make you belong to me forever."
......
Until... Fang Yanzhou accidentally discovered his senior's diary and suddenly realized the truth.
Meanwhile, the ungrateful Qingmei, after going through many twists and turns, realized that the innocent boy from back then was still the best, and tried everything she could to win him back.
“He’s mine. Try touching him again and see what happens,” Jiang Qingnuan said without any politeness.
Years later, as Fang Yanzhou watched the beautiful figure playing with the child, he unconsciously asked: Wife, why did you fall in love with me back then?
"My genes chose you, so it's only natural that I love you."