What is the most important thing in the small garden?
Is it the invincible strength? Or the wisdom of calculation? Or the wealth that rivals the country?
No, none of them, it is the thighs!!!
As a poor, weak and helpless planeswalker, Su Nian knows this very well.
As long as there are enough thighs behind me, I will be invincible in the small garden!!
"Boss Bai Yasha, I respect your teeth!!"
"Your Majesty the Queen of Halloween, you are the only sun in my heart."
"Al-chan's beauty is unparalleled in the world!!!"
"Your Highness Goddess Athena, I am your most loyal Saint, the sharpest spear and the strongest pair of cards in your hand."
"Gai Ma Ma~~, E E~~, Fan Fan~~"
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"Tell me, who else have you hooked up with behind my back?" xN
looked at the "thighs" who appeared behind him at some point.
Su Nian was sweating profusely.
"Can you leave a whole body?"
[Dragon Ball Masterpiece] Sun Yu, who traveled to the Dragon Ball world, not only became a Saiyan, but also accidentally opened a Sharingan that can be infinitely strengthened.
In terms of talent, Sun Yu is not a super genius, but the terrifying potential of Saiyans, plus the Sharingan evolved into the Eternal Eye after absorbing the power of God.
Susanoo transformed into a golden ape, infinite moon reading, and controlled the power of reincarnation...
"If I just look at you, Amaterasu's divine fire may burn you to ashes!" Sun Yu looked at the God of Destruction Beerus and said seriously.
“Erhan, you know the Greater Khingan Mountains these days are a place where ‘you club a deer, scoop a fish, and pheasants fly into your cooking pot.’”
“As long as we work hard, why worry about going hungry?”
Dai Song pats the giant bear head beside him, sending clouds of dust flying from its fur.
“Rawr~ rawr!”
“Don’t rush, don’t rush! I haven’t forgotten your grudge! But you know, those poachers up north all have guns! We're not strong enough yet, so we need to lay low for now. Once I’ve saved up enough money for a Type 56 rifle, then what’s there to fear?!”
“Rawr! Rawr!”
“See? That’s the spirit! So you need to work harder. If you don’t help me hunt, how am I supposed to make money? And without money for a gun, how can I avenge you?”
...
Somehow, the second son of the Dai family has changed.
Once idle and aimless, now his eyes shine with purpose and care.
Hunting, farming, running the hills.
Villagers all say when they see Old Dai:
“A prodigal son returning home is worth more than gold! Old Dai, you’ve finally caught a break—your second son’s out in the mountains again today!”
But only Dai Song himself knows how difficult his original life path would’ve been.
Now, reborn in 1985, he finds a clever little brown bear cub and names it Erhan.
Raising it bit by bit, he relies on it to hunt wild boars, pick mushrooms, dig for ginseng...
With a second chance at life, all he wants is to strangle misfortune in its cradle, make up for past regrets, and give his family the good life they deserve.
Tags: Modern Life, Quirky Characters, Unconventional Thinking, Laid-back, Hunter, Dad, Comedy
Huang Ming looked at the Chitauri, Ultron Robot Corps, and Thanos Corps, and shed tears: "Why didn't I create a wizard account at that time!"
Jiang Huai was reborn as a mosquito and awakened various talents.
[Zombie Virus]: Humans bitten by you will become zombies!
[Strengthen Body]: Your body will become harder than diamond!
【Weather Control】: You can create natural disasters such as earthquakes, tsunamis, rainstorms, mountain torrents, avalanches, etc.!
When a black army of mosquitoes hovered over the island nation of Tokyo, blocking out the sun...
At that moment, the world was quiet!
A man was eating hotpot and listening to music at home when he was inexplicably sent to the pre-collapse civilization by a guy who claimed to be the Gou System, and he was also transformed into a paramecium.
Thank you for the invitation.
Before the collapse of civilization, people turned into paramecium, and now they are panicking.
With a loud crack, Qianqian was struck to Douluo Continent.
Qianqian: Passing through thunder? Sure, sure. Compared to being hit by a car, being struck by lightning seems more decent. What! I became Tang San's brother? What! Tang Hao threw me away? What! My mother is Bibi Dong?
Qian Qian carries a purple crystal coffin on her back, holds a purple crystal magic sword in her hand, and summons the king's treasure: Will you let me, the king who should be looked up to, stand on the same land with you? This disrespect deserves death! Where is my protagonist's halo!
Qianqian from the Zhatian Gang: "I am Qianqian from the Zhatian Gang. Where are my brothers from the Zhatian Gang? I, Qianqian, have been bullied by old man Tang Hao. Over!"
This is a Douluo fan fiction that you will understand once you read it.
Nowadays, even if you travel through time, you still have to work for someone.
Faced with the recruitment of the Space-Time Investigation Bureau, the worker Linton decisively signed the contract to sell himself.
The world is so dangerous, of course you have to cling to someone powerful~ So, a fun person began to make trouble in various worlds with pay.
(Light and joyful, those who want to watch Superman killing everyone without thinking and destroying the world, please enjoy it with caution)
Traveling through the world of Journey to the West, becoming Tang Sanzang, activating the live broadcast suicide system, Xu Shu live broadcasted the journey to the West and did crazy suicide: beating up Sun Wukong, grilling Zhu Bajie, shitting the three realms, steaming the King of Inspiration, sawing off the horns of the Bull Demon King, recruiting the Six-Eared Macaque as his apprentice, sucking out all the spider silk, plucking all the Jade Rabbit hair, and stealing all the Buddhist scriptures from Lingshan... to burn as firewood.
"Oh my god, did the original author write it wrong? My Journey to the West is completely ruined!" "Why does this Tang Sanzang look like a bandit?" "The person above is more confident, he is a bandit!" The netizens who watched the live broadcast were all stunned!
This article is the timeline of Douluo!
[King of cheaters] + [Tang San abused] + [Tang San abused throughout the whole process] + [Succubus] + [Death] + [God of fate]
In the final of the Soul Master Competition, Tang San looked at the six orange-gold soul rings on Huo Yuhao of the Spirit Hall team and couldn't help but fall into deep thought.
The master looked at Huo Yuhao in front of him with resentment, but he could only rage like a dog...
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The God of Emotions Huo Yuhao was sucked into a black hole during the catastrophe of the God Realm. However, he did not die completely, but traveled back to the Douluo Continent ten thousand years ago.
Standing at the same starting point as Tang San, who is the well-deserved protagonist of the Douluo Continent.
Originally, he wanted to lead his companions to the road to the sky, but for some reason, the eyes of his companions looking at him became meaningful.
Of course, the first thing Huo Yuhao had to deal with was the Pope...
"Please respect yourself, Pope~"