Tao Yanyan, a typical office worker, transmigrates into the body of Tao Yanyan, the lowest-ranking concubine in an ancient emperor's harem. In a harem where everyone is of higher rank than her, she can only cautiously play the field and try to survive until the very end. Competing for favor is out of the question; survival is her only option. What? That emperor is incredibly handsome? But he's also philanthropic! What? Without the emperor's favor, she won't live to old age? What? You're the lowest-ranking concubine and you're still not ambitious? The gears of fate are always so unpredictable; even if you don't move forward, someone will push you. As for where you'll end up, who knows? Days must be lived one by one, meals must be eaten one by one. I got up too early to pay my respects this morning; I'll go back to sleep for a bit. Friends, what do you think of the lowest-ranking concubine?
(Modified Type-Moon, harem, no system, already a completed million-word novel) First lesson in transmigrating to the Eastern Han Dynasty: Being too handsome really gets you hunted down! Looking at his handsome face and automatically seductive eyes reflected in the bronze mirror, Liu Bei angrily tore up the script: "Who installed this succubus passive skill?!" [Your hero Cao Cao has triggered the "Green Plum is Not as Good as a Fallen Flower" darkening line] "Xuande, will you choose my Seven Star Sword..." Cao Cao's sword tip pressed against Zhuge Liang's fox tail, "or this demoness's feather fan?" [The Little Conqueror of Jiangdong activates the "True Love Lunch Box" skill!] Sun Ce, wielding a spiked club, kicked open the door: "Liu! Xuan! De!?! You promised to go with me, sisters! Why did you only go to see my sister yesterday?" To make matters worse—Lü Bu arrived riding Red Hare: "Bei Bei! How dare you favor Dong Zhuo alone?" While the whole world was chanting "He who gains Xuan De gains the empire"—Liu Bei angrily slammed the table: "Let whoever wants this succubus script take it! I will conquer this chaotic world with a face of maximizing benevolence!"
[Everyone can read minds + relaxed and fun + gossiping + giving up + Buddhist-like slackers + ensemble cast]
No romantic pairing! But he has a follower and friends! (He has a crush on the female lead.)
Perhaps it was because of good deeds in her past life that she was reborn as the legitimate daughter of an official family. All she wants to do is be a beautiful, laid-back, and carefree girl.
However, the Imperial Observatory determined it to be an auspicious omen, and the emperor personally bestowed upon her the title of "Divine Messenger"!
When told that she had become the only female official in history to be allowed to attend court, Yun Qingyi was on the verge of tears. She didn't want to go to work, and she didn't want to get up early.
Her father comforted her, saying, "No, this isn't a job! The Emperor said she just needs to sit there and be a beautiful mascot."
All the officials in the court knew was that she could hear heavenly sounds; what they called heavenly sounds were just the gossip-eating system she was bound to.
She spends her days slacking off at court and gossiping, unaware that everyone can hear her true feelings!
As a result, the entire court heard many shocking stories and developed a love for gossip, even increasing their attendance rate significantly!
[What! The illegitimate son of the Ordnance Bureau is simultaneously corresponding with seven or eight women? What a master of time management!]
The Ordnance Bureau: Which rebellious son committed such a despicable act? I'll skin him alive...
Upon returning home that day, he thoroughly investigated all the illegitimate sons, and what he found shocked him.
[Breaking news! The young master of the Qi State Duke's mansion is the husband of Princess Pingyang and also the secret lover of General Yunhui!! Wow!]
General Yunhui: ...
[My God! The Ninth Prince loves cross-dressing! He's definitely a cross-dressing master!]
emperor:……
After the court session that day, several princes presented their younger brothers with a large trunk full of women's clothing. The younger brother was overjoyed; one less competitor.
[A sweet and delicate girl versus a calm and composed powerful minister]
(Both are virgins, childhood sweethearts, and their long-standing unrequited love has finally come true)
Shen Mingshu was pampered by Jiang Xun as she grew up, but because of his strictness and coldness, she always feared him as if he were her own life.
After being drugged, she was taken away by her childhood sweetheart, a young general. When they were caught in the act, she had no choice but to marry him.
Little did the young general know that he had someone else in his heart, and on his wedding day, he took a concubine into the household.
The young general doted on his concubine, yet he spoke coldly and indifferently to her.
They went to burn incense and pray to Buddha in the outskirts of Beijing, but unexpectedly, bandits attacked. The young general hurriedly fled with his concubine, leaving her with the bandits...
To save herself, Shen Mingshu committed suicide by walking into a knife.
After death, she became a ghost and witnessed Jiang Xun avenge her and die for her...
——
When she opened her eyes, she was back to the night Shen Mingshu was drugged.
Despite the burning sensation and discomfort, she cried as she went to find Jiang Xun and threw herself into his arms.
"Brother..."
Her voice trembled, choked with sobs.
Shen Mingshu cried bitterly, her heart filled with the grievances she had suffered and the guilt and heartache she felt towards Jiang Xun.
I never expected it, in a place she couldn't see.
The usually composed and restrained minister's ears subtly flushed red...
——
Later, Shen Mingshu was pinned against the wall by Jiang Xun, with the cold wall behind her and his burning breath in front of her.
Her breathing was erratic, her eyes were red, and her fingers were trembling slightly.
Only at this moment did she truly understand—
She messed with someone she shouldn't have!
Jiang Xun... is not at all what he seems!
Feeling confused? Just do it! Fang Tianbai wakes up to find himself a "tragedy specialist" in Jin Yong's martial arts world—he's Di Yun from *A Deadly Secret*, who shatters the bond between master and disciple with three punches, kills the Blood Saber Ancestor with a single slash, and kills Hua Tiegan before he can even betray him… He's also Lin Pingzhi from *The Smiling, Proud Wanderer*, who crushes the *Evil-Repelling Sword Manual* with a single palm strike, saves Liu Zhengfeng's entire family with his sword, and then nails Zuo Lengchan to the pillar of shame, establishing a new Five Mountains Sword Sect… He's also Ke Zhen'e from *The Legend of the Condor Heroes*, who uses his staff to subdue demons, defeating the Black Wind Duo; his unparalleled palm and fist techniques allow him to fight against the Eastern Heretic and Western Poison, bringing justice to the people… Each story is epic, each tragic figure heartbreaking. After transmigrating, Fang Tianbai defies fate! From *Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils* to *The Deer and the Cauldron*, from supporting characters to extras—those who need saving…
[Transmigrated Cannon Fodder + Multiple Female Leads + Cruelly Abusing the Chosen One + Imperial Guard + Imperial Examination + Officialdom + Eliminating Traitors + Empress]
He transmigrated into the body of Lin Zhi, a cannon fodder young master in a book. Ten years ago, his father went to the countryside to collect rent and took in a little boy who was about to starve to death. Now, the boy has achieved academic success and is suing him in the capital for forcibly stealing his academic achievements. A servant's daughter wants to take him as a fall guy. After becoming pregnant with the boy's child, she even helps him give false testimony, planning to kill Lin Zhi together in the Shuntian Prefecture court.
Fortunately, the literary leader arrived, and he astonished the world with his skills in music, chess, calligraphy, and painting. A mural of "Guanyin Sending a Child" drew worship from believers throughout the city; a poem, "A Laughter in the Vast Sea," amazed the entire capital's literary circles; his chess skills rivaled those of the nation's top players; his unique "slender gold" calligraphy astonished civil and military officials; and his vast knowledge of poetry made others hesitant to compose. Who would believe that such a brilliant and talented young nobleman would steal the mere title of student from his own servant?
In court, his silver tongue sent his page to the guillotine, ensuring his servant's daughter would spend the rest of her life in prison. To protect his family's wealth and maintain his standing, he joined the Embroidered Uniform Guard, becoming the Empress's top henchman. He rose step by step from a lowly officer to a commander, eventually creating the Embroidered Uniform Guard's secret branch and becoming an underground emperor.
He thought he only needed to sharpen his knife and kill people, but the rebellion played a trick on him. He was ordered to investigate the cheating in the imperial examination and participated in the provincial examination. He then passed the provincial examination with the highest score and entered the court. With his strong backing, he was promoted in one fell swoop. He became Minister in two years and Grand Secretary in three years. The Ice Queen said that she only wanted to become the biggest.
Since entering the palace, Yun Li has transformed into a two-faced, hypocritical woman. She's a constant charade. Facing the favored concubine, she'll verbally attack her while feigning grievance, saying, "I envy you for receiving His Majesty's favor." When framed, she'll slap her casually before crying, "Why treat kind people like this?" When the Empress speaks, she nods absentmindedly, "Your Majesty is my guiding light! I will always obey Your Majesty!" But when facing the Emperor himself, she's obedient, adorable, and utterly devoted. "I love you so much! I have no regrets, I only wish to stay by your side, I want nothing more." However, in her heart: "I don't like you, I'm just being sweet-talking."
Forced to marry an old man as a second wife? No problem, she'll take down the scumbag—and run for her life! But, whoever this is, I'm running for my life, I don't have time for you, why don't you go play by yourself?
"Ugly woman, I'm looking for a wife. Why don't you come and take my place?"
"Ugly woman, I'd like to discuss with you how to have a baby!"
"Ugly girl? Ugly girl my ass!" This is the last straw! The woman snapped, "Jun Qianhuang, if you say that again, I'll call off the engagement!"
He is a king who can turn the world upside down with a flick of his wrist, bloodthirsty and ruthless, ruling the life and death of a city; she is nothing but a useless orphan girl from the Yun family; step by step, he falls in love at first sight and is determined to marry her as his concubine, devoting his entire life to her with both iron will and tenderness!
When Li Jingxing awoke, he found himself in an unfamiliar environment. Around him were simple thatched huts and worn-out furniture, and a faint smell of straw filled the air. Looking down, he saw he was wearing tattered clothes and straw sandals. All of this puzzled him greatly. "How did I get here?" Li Jingxing wondered. Just then, a commotion broke his reverie.
He opened his eyes to the first year of the Jingkang era, becoming Emperor Qinzong of Song, while the Jin army had already besieged Bianliang.
Sitting on the dragon throne is the retired emperor, an artistic master who cares little for state affairs and only loves romance;
Kneeling before His Highness were a group of prime ministers sharpening their knives, ready to sell out the country for personal gain and wealth;
Outside the city, there were 100,000 Jin cavalrymen who burned, killed, looted, and treated killing as a game.
And I, Zhao Huan, became the unfortunate emperor in history who was about to be packed up and sent to the Five Kingdoms City, where I would suffer humiliation and eventually die far from home.
History records say I was weak, and later generations curse me for being incompetent.
They all say that the humiliation of Jingkang is an indelible mark on our Zhao imperial family.
But this time, history needs to be rewritten!
I do not want to be a useless person who is ridiculed by the world!
My empress and princess do not wish to become playthings to be humiliated at will!
My millions of subjects do not want to become livestock under the swords of foreign invaders!
Since there is nowhere left to retreat, then there is no need to retreat any further!
Kill the treacherous officials, appoint the loyal and virtuous, forge an iron army, lift the sea ban, I will use the blood of the enemy to dye the dragon flag of the Great Song Dynasty red!
Li Gang, Zong Ze, Han Shizhong, Yue Fei... I will make up for your regrets in this life!
I will not only reclaim my land, but also personally lead an expedition to strike at the heart of the enemy!
I want to bind that so-called Jin emperor, Wanyan Wugumai, and bring him to the gates of Bianliang, so that he and his ministers can present the grandest "sheep-leading ceremony" for my Great Song!
The shame of the Jingkang Incident remains unavenged.
When will the hatred of the subjects be extinguished?
Starting with me, let's fight to the death, regardless of the cost!