(Succubus + Chasing Husband + Lighthearted Comedy + Daily Campus Life + No System + No Rebirth + Sweet Abuse)

Only licking one person is called being a sycophant, with nothing to show for it.

Licking ten people at once is called being a sea dog, never getting what you want.

If you can turn being a sycophant into a profession and make a fortune, that’s called having it all!

……

It’s well-known that Lu Xing is a humble sycophant, loving the cool and aloof campus beauty, Wei Qingyu, to the core!

Wei Qingyu herself also thinks so.

But what she doesn’t know is that Lu Xing is also…

A cold and charmingly mad professor, a pe*verted fan girl, a cool and scheming popular opera star, a gentle and wealthy aunt, and the sycophant of a fiery and proud school bully!

After making enough money, Lu Xing plans to stop being a sycophant and leave.

But those women are unwilling and directly start a chaotic battlefield of chasing husbands, turning it into a pyre!

……

Years later.

Seeing Lu Xing achieve success and surrounded by goddesses and campus beauties, everyone asks for his experience.

“Clearly, we’re all sycophants, so why do you have it all?”

Lu Xing smiles slightly.

[“I’m more noble than you. I came here to make money!”]

I had an older sister who became a school idol, but she was a yandere;

My new friend is a white, rich, beautiful girl, but she is a yandere;

I found a wounded girl on the roadside, she said she was an elf, but she was a yandere;

A Digimon popped up in my computer, and she evolved into a girl, but she was a yandere;

My childhood sweetheart transferred back to school. She said she became a god, but she is a yandere.

There are yanderes all around me, but I won’t die because I can be resurrected infinitely.

A Chinese medicine student who stayed up late to cultivate immortality fell to the ground, and when he woke up, he was already in the early Tang Dynasty!

He found that this was not the Tang Dynasty in the history textbook, nor the mythical Tang Dynasty in Journey to the West.

However, an unexpected trip to the Rat Kingdom opened the mysterious veil of the path of cultivation.

Li Dandao, who aspired to become a member of the Tang Dynasty immortals, began a journey to become a Taoist doctor.

He inherited a small medicine shop at the beginning! Becoming an immortal is not a dream.

What? Your name is Lv Yan? What? You are Zhongli Quan?

How can the Eight Immortals of Shangdong not include me, Li Dandao?

Bai Mudan, a famous prostitute in the capital! Zhong Kui, a ghost-swallowing scholar.

Li Bai, the Green Lotus Sword Immortal!

A romantic figure in the Tang Dynasty! How can I be missing?

Wine! Sword! Poetry!

With a second chance in life, Higashino Kanade, who had worked hard for less than half his life, no longer wanted to work hard.

For this reason, before he stopped working hard, he had to work hard to become a professional cartoonist, sell single volumes, and live a life of royalties.

After that, he would bet on horses and ping-pong during the day, and drink and play mahjong at night.

If he ran out of money, he would borrow from Konata, Naoko, Yuzuru, and Pochi. If he really had no money, he would either draw a few strokes or give himself to them.

In short, Higashino Kanade didn't want to work hard.

Yes, this is exactly the pure, unfiltered American-style crime horror story you've been searching for.

Get ready to meet a serial killer protagonist with principles but zero logic, a devil oozing irresistible charm, a criminal godfather who manipulates hearts and minds, and a twisted little “bad seed” crying out for chaos.

...Who said America isn’t great? America is amazing.

Paranormal events happen left and right. Murders keep piling up. Vampires and witches roam free, cultists and demons are everywhere.

Featuring the elegant foodie Hannibal, the famous paranormal investigators the Warrens, a rich girl classmate with a second personality hidden in the mirror, and a born-evil loli bad seed.

“Now this—this is the perfect soil for me!”

[Multiverse Crossover] + [Semi-Invincible Flow] + [System] + [Epic Battles]

Arcs Completed: Demon Slayer, Jujutsu Kaisen, Fate: Holy Grail War, One Piece, Bleach, One Punch Man, Naruto, Hunter x Hunter.

Flaming Blade of the Flame Hashira + Black Flash + Armament Haki + Ryūjin Jakka = ?

"That sword style should have been lost to history!!" — Muzan snarled in fear.

"Kamiya Seiichi… you're terrifyingly strong! Are they serious?! Gojo Satoru is the strongest in the modern era?" — Sukuna laughed hysterically.

"Rin, the Sword Saint Kamiya Seiichi is the mightiest Servant! Summon him and we shall win for sure!" — Tohsaka Tokiomi declared resolutely.

"He is the final destination of the sword in this world." — Dracule Mihawk muttered, watching Zoro step up to challenge.

"Eh?! This has to be a joke, right?!" — Kyoraku Shunsui whispered, sweat sliding down his cheek, staring silently at the two blazing Ryūjin Jakka blades.

Sword Saint. God of Cursed Techniques. Strongest Grand Servant. The Pirate Era’s Ender…

Kamiya Seiichi: "All of my strength comes from my own hard work, the system… and transmigration!"

Lu Xiaotian accidentally came to the world of food wars and found himself a useless kitchen helper in Hojo House. What's even worse is that he has a sister who looks pure but is crazy about erotic games.

Is this the rhythm of German orthopedics?

In order to save his sister who is addicted to erotic games, Lu Xiaotian, who is determined to become a chef, started his own vigorous journey of cooking with a soup spoon in his left hand and a kitchen knife in his right hand. (This story and characters are purely fictional. Any similarity is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.) ...

The Zhao family acknowledged Mingxi’s return, but favored the fake daughter at every turn. They said Mingxi wasn’t as kind or as elegant as Zhao Yuan.

Mingxi didn’t mind. She still worked hard to win over the only family she had, even though they said she was just trying to compete with Zhao Yuan.

Until… she suddenly died of a terminal illness.

Only then did she realize that Zhao Yuan was the true “daughter of destiny,” while she herself was just the villainous supporting character in the story, destined to die miserably after committing many wrongs.

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Reborn, Zhao Mingxi felt nothing but cold in her heart. Who cared about “family” anymore? Screw her so-called family, and screw her so-called fiancé. She immediately packed her things, left them all behind, and started completing her system’s mission to “make friends with high-fashion-value characters” — basically, to survive.

After she left, the house suddenly felt much quieter.

Logically, things should have been more peaceful. But—

Her parents, her cold older brother, her hot-tempered younger brother, and even Shen Liyao (who had grown used to being chased by her) all found themselves… uncomfortably out of sorts?

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To avoid dying from her terminal illness, Zhao Mingxi had no choice but to leech some luck off the heir of the Fu family conglomerate.

Every time this aloof “crown prince” of the Fu family saw her, his ears would turn red, yet he still put on an act of being cool and untouchable:

“Can you stop clinging to me?”

So the next day, Zhao Mingxi really did go find someone else to sponge luck from. :)

At one banquet, the Zhao family and Shen Liyao saw Mingxi looking stunning and indifferent, clearly having no intention of coming back. They couldn’t sit still.

Just as they were about to go over, the crowd suddenly split apart and respectfully made way — shoving them aside in the process.

The Fu family’s crown prince appeared from the end of the hall, grabbed Mingxi’s wrist, lowered his proud little wolfdog head, and said pitifully:

“Can’t I be the one you cling to instead?”

Everyone: ?!?

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A long, long time later, after learning the truth, Fu Yangxi was heartbroken:

#I thought you were chasing me, but it turns out you just wanted to leech my luck#

#I saw you as my future wife, but you saw me as a walking Wi-Fi hotspot???#

#Fine, I’ll be your hotspot—just please look at me, wife!#

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Tags: Sweet romance, transmigration into a novel, revenge against scum, light-hearted

Main POV Characters: Zhao Mingxi, Fu Yangxi

One-line Summary: The male lead is constantly imagining I like him.

Theme Statement: Your courage and mine, together, are unstoppable and fearless.

Aozaki Rin, the adopted son of the Aozaki family, was blind since childhood, until one day he awakened the dream simulator.

[Time: 5th century AD

[You were born. Because you were born blind, you were abandoned by your parents on the roadside until an old knight picked you up. ]

[You have two brothers, one named Kai and the other named Artorius. ]

[You discovered the secret of your "brother" Artorius's men's clothing. ]

[You almost pulled out the sword in the stone. ]

[You picked up a three-eyed cat demon. ]

[As an undercover, you sneaked into the camp of the demon concubine Morgan. ]

*

[Time: 1991

[Born blind and disabled in both legs, you were adopted by a magician. ]

[Despite your physical defects, your life is not painful. Because you have a sister who cares about you very much, her name is Sajo manaka. 】

*

Time: Now,

looking at the Knight King, the Root Princess, and the True Ancestor who appeared out of nowhere... Aozaki Aoko hugged the confused Aozaki Rin and cursed.

"Get out, this is my brother, not yours!"