"Professor McGonagall has detected a tabby cat form, forced to masturbate for 30 seconds, reward: transfiguration talent!"
"A handicapped Voldemort was detected, help install the nose, reward: Parseltongue talent!"
"A domesticated phoenix Fox has been detected, and the domestication has been completed. Reward: Phoenix Nirvana!"
Looking at the heaven-defying missions released by the system, Rolf Scamander fell silent... He really didn't want to be expelled from Hogwarts!
Egger Morriss.
Translation: Poisoned eggs.
The amused young man who was seriously ill in bed last life was reborn into the world in the Harry Potter stories in his memory.
For the coming darkness and the strange and unpredictable magical world, Iger is like a wild dog that has been let loose.
Author: Why don’t you follow the plot?
Iger: The plot? Is the plot none of my business? I want to be happy!
Voldemort: You are very talented, I allow you to be my servant!
Iger: That’s not how the valet is charged… My friend, have you heard of Amway?
Voldemort: ? ? ?
Snape: I swear, Mr Morriss, if I find out you’re using a cauldron to cook hot pot again, I can’t guarantee that my wolf’s poison potion will drip into your cauldron if you’re not paying attention.
Iger: Once upon a time, there was a little witch from Muggle, she had a pair of green eyes…
Snape: Don’t challenge my bottom line!
Iger: Don’t challenge my scumbag!
This is an unorthodox magical world, Hogwarts with a clear style of painting, be careful!
Gilderoy Lockhart has just become Minister for Magic of the United Kingdom, and there are several uninvited guests in the office.
Dumbledore: “Minister, I have to tell you with great sadness that Moriarty Slytherin is the most hidden person in the European wizarding world!”
Lovegood, editor-in-chief of The Quibbler: “Look Minister, the Hogwarts Riots, the Himalayan Avalanche, the Gringotts Heist, the World Cup Opening, the Nurmengard Bombing, the Azkaban Defection , the Durmstrang riot, these mysteries all point to one person, Moriarty Slytherin!”
Platinum noble Lucius: “On behalf of the pure blood family, I strongly request the minister to launch a wanted request for Moriarty Slytherin! Oh, my minister, don’t look at me with greedy eyes, all pure blood money is taken by Mori Artie’s gone.”
Gilderoy Lockhart showed his signature smile: “Please allow me to introduce to you my young master, the greatest wizard of all time, the master of dawn and darkness, the master of ice and thunder, the legendary god of magic, Moriarty Slytherin!”
This is the story of a little wizard who only has magic in his heart and becomes the big boss behind the scenes in the Harry Potter world.
In the final battle with the Wild Hunt, Harry returned to his eleventh year.
Wizards, magic, and the completely different magical powers in my body that warlocks call, everything has a cause.
Witcher?
wizard?
Well... just pick up a magic wand while picking up the silver sword.
(People who have never watched Harry Potter, or played the wizard series will not have much impact)
Reborn as Cedric Diggory, “My goal is to live to the end!”
But when the troll in the toilet was knocked down by the spiral pill, Cedric discovered that the world was much larger than he thought…
When Harry Potter meets Cthulhu World.
When scientific thinking collides with magic theory.
when……
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Hema has always been curious about the magical world, but he doesn’t want to get in touch too much.
After all, it was compared with the old man with a white beard who was wise enough to cheat him, compared to a strange shack with no nose.
He even wants to be a salted fish for the Three Goods (good eating, sleeping, and playing).
“Hema, where is your owl?”
“Be eaten next door… what’s the matter with you?”
“Dumbledore is here, waiting for you downstairs?”
“Um…ok…huh?!”
Traveling to the Naruto world with the original main god template, Wang Yan immediately set three goals for himself.
1. Become the strongest in this world!
2. Do something!
3. Go back to the earth, let the ordinary earth enter the era of aura recovery of greatness (ke) and greatness (pa)!
After transforming Kaguya Otsutsuki into a microcosmic battery that drives Feijian, Wang Yan muttered to himself, “Let me deduce the rest of the plot…”
Steve Rogers gets the absolute justice system.
The two brothers Itachi and Sasuke went to the top to fight brilliantly.
Naruto became Luffy’s co-captain and fought on the great route.
Kaneki Ken got a gluttonous meal in the world of Attack on Titan.
Harry Potter opens a magical academy in the world of A Song of Ice and Fire…
was reborn in another world similar to Britain, and the literary works here are so blank.
There is no “Jane Eyre” by Charlotte Bronte, no “Robinson Crusoe” by Defoe;
There is no “Pride and Prejudice” by Austin, no “Sherlock Holmes” by Conan Doyle;
There is no JK Rowling who wrote “Harry Potter” here;
There are no romantic poets Shelley and Yeats, and even no British literary tycoon ever existed.
So, his arrival has created countless classics. He easily picked up the Nobel trophy and accidentally made the British royal family and aristocrats fall in love with them.
“Oh, romantic Kevin, as long as you write a poem for me, I will be yours tonight.” 18-year-old Jenny Norfolk said kindly in a pajamas.
1. Plot: Alan Harris is reborn in the HP world, trying to reform wizard education and breaking the “Secrecy Act”-in the end, the boss is not Voldemort, but another character that exists in the original book.
2. Style: This article is not really systematic. According to the HP style, the development of the story is darker than each.
3. Features: Everything is three. JK Rowling uses 7 as a special number. In this article, 3 is a magic number. Everything returns to the circle, things are cyclic, and in the torrent of time, everything has a cause.
4. The author is writing a book for the first time, and the writing is naive.