Sunflowers have a lot of experience? Pull her!
Bunny girl and fox girl? Fuck her!
The treacherous realm demon asked you to call her sister? Well... call her old woman.
Dying? If you don't drop anything after death, check it out.
A flower demon fell in love with you at first sight? ? ?
Run!!!
Beidou: He taught me how to drink.
Ningguang: He gave me my first pot of gold by selling wine.
Xiangling: He taught me how to cook with wine.
Qiqi: Wine, warm.
Zhongli: Tea and wine, each has its own taste. Today we have wine, so I won’t drink tea.
Chongyun: Will I get beaten if I don’t drink this wine?
A group of bruised people and monsters: We were all beaten by this drunk guy!
Watching football is risky, watch football carefully.
Xiao Se, who was watching the European Cup, was brought to England in 2011 by the system.
This year, Wimbledon was in ruins.
The arrival of Chinese coach Xiao Se brought something different to this ill-fated century-old team.
Many years later, the world football world called this year the Devil's Birthday!
Because the big devil of football began to descend on Europe in this year!
"Dominating Europe from English League Two"
In the wasteland strewn with dead bones, a black giant rose from the depths of the pile of bones.
Its wings were covered with skeletons. After opening its huge membrane wings, it looked up to the sky and spit out black flames.
Then... it was stepped on by Ye Xiao and couldn't move...
Could someone really kill a dragon and fight in a group, right? No way, right?
Ye Xiao, the strongest S-class freshman at Kassel College, one of the strongest hybrids on the surface, president of the diving club, Caesar's best friend, Chu Zihang's comrade, and Lu Mingfei's best friend, said this.
No one knows how to slay dragons better than me.
PS: In the semi-invincible dragon clan fanfic, the character design remains basically unchanged, the CP may change, but Eri Yi will never die!
It was one thing to have my hands and feet securely tied, but why was my mouth also sealed? I should at least have been able to make a noise! Why was I confined in a mental asylum? Why did it seem like everyone was afraid of me? Why... do I feel like laughing?----------------
This is a story where Sherlock Holmes and the Joker wreak havoc on the SCP Foundation. I hope everyone will enjoy it!
[Travel through books ➕ cultivate immortals ➕ become beautiful ➕ become a popular figure ➕ compete in the Shura field]
After traveling through the world of immortal cultivation and working as a menial disciple for ten years, Yu Wanqing was shocked to find that he had fallen into an immortal cultivation story full of female rivalry!
Looking at those female supporting roles who had a bad ending, she, as a background character, decided to hold on to her golden finger and survive.
Her golden finger is an incredible farming space.
Plant some magical herbs, and your cultivation speed will soar;
Plant spiritual flowers, beauty value crazy +1;
Plant a spiritual tree, and your physique will be ridiculously strong.
In this vast world of cultivating immortals, the rewards brought by various rare spiritual plants are varied and allowed her to grow all the way, from an unknown person that no one cares about to a prominent figure in the world of cultivating immortals.
But who could have thought that the plot suddenly began to collapse wildly, and the male protagonists turned around and abandoned the female protagonist for her.
The Flower Immortal Lord of Gaoling, who practices the ruthless way, had red eyes when he saw her, and he could not suppress his emotions, as if he was poisoned by love.
The gentle and kind medical brother just wants to keep her by his side.
The romantic and unrestrained young man from a family of immortal cultivators spent countless spiritual stones and magic weapons just to have a corner in her heart.
The arrogant villain Demon Lord went even further. He abducted her to the demon world to seal her away, and imprisoned her in the deep palace, fearing that she would escape.
Facing this Shura scene, Yu Wanqing just wanted to look up to the sky and sigh: "Don't delay my ascension!"
First, Dumbledore knew that Gilderoy Lockhart was a fake.
Secondly, Lockhart also knew that Lockhart was a fake because he traveled through time and space and became Lockhart.
The problem now is that Dumbledore plans to invite him to Hogwarts as a negative example, while Lockhart, a fake who can't even perform the simplest magic, just wants to lie down and enjoy the wealth accumulated by his original body.
But in the end, Lockhart still went to Hogwarts to serve as a professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts.
Wasn't the magic mansion and the vault full of gold galleons attractive?
Or was it that the achievement of more than a dozen best-selling books that earned him endless royalties was not enough to satisfy him?
Or were Snape and Voldemort, who were obsessed with their own positions, not scary?
No, neither of them. It's because Lockhart was forced to go to school by Dumbledore! So... find a way to make this year's mission...
[If you are in the entertainment industry and given a chance to speak freely, what would you do? One day
, Chi Ye, a second-tier star in the domestic entertainment industry, woke up and saw these words in front of him, and fell into deep thought.
How to do it?
Born to be an onmyoji and a sharp-tongued person, he decided to liberate his nature!
So, everyone in the circle started to spread the rumor that Ikeno had gone crazy.
In a slow-paced variety show, a senior chef in the industry prepared something delicious, waiting for the guests to praise and comment.
Other guests: The taste of mom.
Ikeno: Mr. Huang makes really good pig food.
In a live broadcast of selling goods, capital joined hands with celebrities to sell leeks of autobiographies.
Other Artists: Must-see classics for fans.
Ikeno: This is definitely the most expensive toilet paper you have ever bought! It’s worth investing!
At a certain movie viewing party, many big-budget bad movies starring big names were asked to be reviewed.
Other artists: I cried after watching it. It’s the new hope for Chinese science fiction films.
Ikeno: I cried after watching this. He is the new king of hell of Chinese science fiction movies.
The stars were angry, and Ikeno looked at himself who was really safe and sound, and who became a top star because of his madness.
"You know, I mainly promote my true personality!"
Teacher He was moved: "Who said this top stream is crazy? This top stream is amazing!"
The Gamble between the Dark Lord and the White Wizard
The future of the wizarding world is at stake
But the teenager in the gambling game said
What Grindelwald? What Dumbledore? What is the cause of wizarding and Muggle society?
Don't interfere with my relationship!
Who is this noseless guy who always causes trouble at school and disturbs my relationship?
Voldemort?
Die for me!
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But gradually, the boy discovered that something was wrong with this world.
Who is this guy with an eyepatch and a demon by his side who kills people wherever he goes?
Who is this vampire sister in black tights who can shoot a gun?
Who is this strong man who jumps out and yells “Ola Ola” with an invincible look on his face???
Where is the magical world?
Hogwarts is just a corner of the world after all, and Voldemort is just a village-level terrorist.
A wider world awaits young people.
Front row notice: Single female lead, daily life, farming, management, Pokémon…
Mingyou comes from the city to the countryside, inheriting the estate left by his ranger grandfather. He takes in a mask-less Guzzlord as his "daughter" and gains the ability to change different crops by earning the favor of Pokémon. Living on the estate... even the Pokémon outside the estate undergo various transformations .
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A Snorlax that eats spinach unleashes terrifying power with one punch sending the Pillar King flying; a Garchomp that eats snake fruit miraculously learns Dragon Dance; and there’s even a Groudon that can fly after eating an apple…
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More and more trainers are attracted by the fruits and vegetables of the estate—not only do they have amazing effects, but their taste is also incredibly delicious. Team Rocket started selling fruits after trying them, and Team Galactic abandoned their ideals altogether.
Some trainers even commented frankly: “High-end fruits truly make a difference. The big fruits from Beishang Village are indeed something else. Their texture is firm, flavor perfect, and they’re juicy without falling apart. They're really satisfying to eat. Cynthia, the champion of our Sinnoh region, can't resist them…”
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This book is also known as *The Guzzlord I Support*, *Mingyou's Path to Prosperity Through Farming*, and *I Just Want to Give Pokémon a Peaceful Home*.