In troubled times, martial arts flourished. Yang Shifei went to marry into the family with the marriage certificate in hand.

My wife is as beautiful as a fairy, and her house is full of gold and jade. She is also gentle as water and considerate in everything she does.

The maid is as beautiful as peach and plum, but as cold as ice. She also has extraordinary skills and can fight and resist.

But this happy family that should be praised by everyone in the world always has some rumors.

"——Whoever said my wife is a demon, stand up!"

Yang Shifei pointed his sword in all directions, his face full of resentment.

And below the stage, the heroes could only tremble in fear, unable to cry.

Your wife’s claws are already over their heads, so who dares to speak?

[Deliberate punch + subjugation + astonishment = brain storage]

As we all know, the highest-end games often use the simplest methods.

Living in a fantasy world where cultivators are everywhere and all kinds of races are as numerous as dogs, Lu An, as an ultimate creature with a hexagonal panel, is only good at one thing - using his amazing wisdom to convince others with "reason".

Master Li Qing, a well-known life mentor, once said that if violence is not for the purpose of killing, it will be meaningless.

Striking hard at all those who oppose him, and if he can't solve the problem, then solve the people who create the problem.

In this regard, the others just wanted to curse: "What a scourge! I told you to wield a sword and cultivate immortality, not to be a blood-locking man!"

[Campus, daily life, hilarious, spiritual revival, inhuman, sand sculpture, seizing bamboo shoots]

After opening his eyes, Qin Ke came to a parallel world where spiritual energy was revived!

At the beginning, he encounters a bully who comes to cause trouble and asks him if he knows how to write the word death!

Don't panic, open the dictionary and tell him that this is how the word death should be written!

"Repeat after me. Si, the word for death! The antonym is sheng, the word for living!"

The system wants him to be a non-human, so let him just go for it!

Passerby A: "Police officer? I want to call the police. I'm a fortune teller. Yesterday, a man came and asked me to tell whether I would be beaten today! Now he comes again and asks me the same question. Please come and save me!"

Passerby B: "Is there any justice in the world? I made a bet with him that the loser would slap the other person twice, but he won and gave me two slaps! I said he was cheating, but he said there was no rule against cheating, and gave me another slap! Woo woo woo!"

This book is also known as: "This disaster is coming again, everyone run!" "Please be a human being!" "I am a brick, it is reasonable for me to cause a billion points of damage, right?" "This person is very good, but it's a pity that he has a mouth!"

……

Look, if you don't laugh you can hit me!!

Ye Xuan time-traveled into the world of Journey to the West, becoming a Heavenly Soldier stationed at the Southern Heavenly Gate. According to his memories, he was likely one of the hundred thousand cannon fodder soldiers sent to besiege Sun Wukong.

Just as he was falling into despair about his grim future, a sudden voice rang out in his mind:

[Ding! Congratulations to the host for activating the Strongest Roast System. As long as you keep roasting, you will receive generous rewards.]

And so, the entire tone of the Journey to the West began to shift in a bizarre way.

Tathagata Buddha: "Amit—wait, DJ Amitabha?! Why is this Haotian not playing by the rules?!"

Reception and Zhunti (Buddhist sages): "Stop fighting! Please, just stop!"

Jade Emperor: "Beloved Ye, come quickly, I wish to sleep beside you."

Ye Xuan: "The entire Buddhist sect is about to collapse, and this is what you're telling me?!"

Lu Yun traveled through the ancient times and joined a chat group for travelers, and at the beginning he awakened the system of listening to advice.

Just complete other people's suggestions and you'll get rewards.

So, Lu Yun started to send questions in the group, and the group members started to talk wildly.

"The Three Pure Ones are vying to take you as their disciple? I suggest you don't worship anyone! We time travelers must prove our truth independently!"

"Di Jun and Tai Yi are your enemies? Why don't you go to Taiyin Star and snatch Di Jun's wife away!"

"Hongjun wants to give you the Hongmeng Purple Qi? There must be something fishy about this, you must refuse!"

"He forced the Hongmeng Purple Qi on you? It's okay, you can auction it off and let it cheat others!"

Lu Yun did as he was told, and soon, everything changed.

"Ding, you listened to the advice, and you are rewarded with the skill: "Star Change."

"Ding, you listened to the advice, and you are rewarded with the qualification: heaven-defying comprehension.

" "Ding, you listened to the advice, and you are rewarded with the magical power: Three Thousand Great Ways."

Many years later, when the group members saw Lu Yun controlling the wilderness and overlooking the heavens, they were in tears.

We were just talking big, who knew this guy would be so obedient and dare to do anything!

Xu Yan traveled through to the Swallowed Star World and became Luo Feng's brother-in-law.

After discovering that he had no talent for cultivation, Xu Yan decided to cling to the thigh of City Lord Luo. The next day, Xu Yan awakened the "Pay-to-Win" System, and he could become stronger by recharging money!

In order to earn "gold" to recharge, Xu Yan did everything he could to make money.…

N years later, Xu Yan's reputation spread throughout the universe.

"Be careful of that human!"

"Fighting with others will only cost you one life!"

"Fighting with Xu Yan will really lead to blackmail and bankruptcy!"

Qin Jiang, who had an unrivaled family background and extraordinary talent, had originally dreamed of becoming the protagonist, until...

His sister told him that she wanted to cancel the engagement!

break off an engagement?

This is the treatment of the protagonist, and I seem to be a villain.

Just when Qin Jiang wanted to change his fate, the system finally arrived.

The villain spoiler system can spoil the future trajectory of the child of destiny and change the plot, and Qin Jiang can get rewards.

He can predict the future with cheats, and with his unrivaled family background and his extraordinary talent.

Hehehe, I am invincible!

Protagonist, tremble!!!

Li Xuan traveled through the Tianxuan Continent, where martial arts are respected and physique is king. He was accepted as a disciple by a beautiful master. He thought he would embark on a magnificent martial arts journey, but he was found to have a mortal body and it would be difficult for him to achieve anything even if he practiced for a lifetime.

Li Xuan had no choice but to give up.

I thought it would be nice to live like this all my life and live under the protection of a beautiful master.

Unexpectedly, one day, the beautiful master would bring him a holy body junior sister!

The strongest senior brother system is activated. By binding with the junior sister to practice, you can obtain random multiples of the other party’s practice results! The more his junior sister rolls, the stronger he becomes!

…………

My name is Feng Jiuge, and I am the reincarnation of the empress!

In my previous life, I was betrayed by my subordinates and reincarnated to this Tianxuan Continent, where I was accepted into the Duxian Gate. Fortunately, I have a magical weapon in my hand, the Yin-Yang Heavenly Ruler!

This magical weapon will prepare a comparison object for me every once in a while. As long as I defeat the opponent, I can obtain various cultivation resources!

And my first target is my senior brother who is born with a mortal body, isn’t that a good thing? ! How could I, the reincarnation of the empress, be inferior to a mortal?

But after many comparisons, Feng Jiuge, who had not won once, began to doubt his life.

Is this a mortal body? !

Later, Feng Jiuge practiced hard and condensed the golden elixir! Facing the upcoming next comparison, she is full of confidence!

But in Li Xuan’s residence, there was purple air coming from the east for three thousand miles, vast pressure sweeping across, and the supreme Dharma image stood tall and upright!

Feng Jiuge:? ? ?

I have just condensed the golden elixir, how come you have become the supreme? !

Li Xuan: Thank you, Junior Sister, for helping me become a Venerable!

As Li Xuan had more and more junior brothers and sisters, he became invincible!

[Youngster don't understand the charm of 'milfs', instead mistaking Lolitas as the treaures]

Leading a life filled with regret and pain, Li Zhiyan reborn with a seemingly feeble 'system', taking back to 2010.

Right at the moment he was about to be publicly rejected at graduation party after confessing his feelings with a bouquet of flowers to the school beauty, Yu Sisi, and about to become a joke among his peers for years.

"I...I am reborn?"

The wheels of a new fate begin to turn.

All along, the school beauty Yu Sisi has only been deceiving and playing with him. In his past life, Li Zhiyan himself did not know and became a laughingstock, but now, as a reborn person, he has already seen the true face of this girl.

He chuckled coldly, glanced at the mother of Yu Sisi on the side, the 41-year-old Aunt Gu Wanzhou.

She was mature, intellectual, elegant, kind, considerate, low-profile.

The sex appeal of a mature milf lady was radiating all around.

Li Zhiyan decisively picked up the flowers, ignored the school beauty, and boldly confessed his feelings to this attractive mature woman in front of everyone.

"Lady Gu, actually, I've had feelings for you for quite a while.”

[Male lead, 18; female lead, 40+]

Crossing the sea of ​​sky, we came to the world below.

As a mechanic, Al never expected that he would come to the labyrinth city of Orario instead of Arad.

No.

What are you doing here?

There is a dungeon here, and the big boss is a dragon? !

Then... come! !

Why are you still using traditional swords? Try the shocking celestial technology.

Thousands of self-destructing robots, drone swarms surrounding the entire city, air combat machines and venomous snake turrets all over the sky and underground.

A mechanic can form an army.

If the number cannot form an advantage, then activate the decisive battle weapon.

[Mechanical God·Gaiboga]

[GW-16 Waldstein]

[G-0 War Lord]

[Terminator-Bolt MX]

There is always a big robot suitable for you.

Forget about the black dragon.

Even the dungeon will be turned into ashes for you!