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Also known as: “This Useless Emperor Won by Lying Flat”

One morning, she woke up to find herself turned into the puppet emperor of a war-for-supremacy story, surrounded by ambitious armies all eager to seize her as a tool to command lords in the name of the Son of Heaven.

She made a decisive choice—to follow the Wei faction. Why not side with the protagonist, you ask? Because the protagonist was a ruthless schemer, the kind of man who’d rather betray the world than be betrayed by it. Following him meant she might not last a few days before being sent to the afterlife with a cup of poisoned wine.

Though the Wei clan never unified the world, they endured the longest. Even the protagonist was forced to drag out a war of attrition against them until they finally collapsed. By her calculation, Wei Ying—the most formidable master of the Wei clan—lived to the age of eighty. Only upon his death could the protagonist finally achieve unification.

If she chose Wei, she could live to eighty as well. Just right. No need to die early.

What better choice could there be? Who would complain about gaining an extra eighty years of life?

So, without hesitation, she followed the Wei clan’s masked woman, the one who wore a fearsome ghost-faced mask.

Unexpectedly, the other factions refused to accept it unless she showed that it was her own voluntary choice. They pressured her to make her stance clear to the Wei woman.

So, Tian Tangjing leaned over and smacked a kiss onto the woman’s cheek, drawing astonished gazes all around.

She kissed without the slightest burden, completely ignoring the way the Wei woman’s cold gaze grew increasingly complicated. From then on, she had secured herself a long-term meal ticket: for eighty years, she could lie flat as a useless emperor, never lacking food or drink, enjoying safety under the close protection of another.

Until her wedding night, when she discovered that the woman she had married was none other than Wei Ying herself.

Wei Ying—the very same iron-blooded general who could kill without batting an eye, who had guarded Shanhaiguan, developed the Far East, and shattered the Donghu tribes.

Tian Tangjing: Is it still too late to pack up and run?

At that moment, Wei Ying pressed close with forceful intent:

“Your Majesty kissed this minister’s daughter. Surely you mean to take lifelong responsibility?”

Tian Tangjing shrank her neck: Weakly asks—if I refuse?

Wei Ying sneered:

“Then your bones will be ground to dust—and scattered together with mine.”

Tian Tangjing: !!!

But who could have expected that their days together would grow more and more flavorful, surprisingly harmonious—if a little too intense.

The very protagonists who were supposed to seize the world ended up turned by her wife into her own right-hand men. They abandoned the struggle for the throne, competing instead to help her govern the realm.

Years later, Tian Tangjing stood atop the Star-Picking Tower, overlooking the vast empire, unable to resist sighing:

“When it comes to the strongest person at living off their partner, none can compare to me.”

“Your Majesty, still want some peaches?” Wei Ying reclined lazily on the beauty’s couch, gazing at her.

Tian Tangjing: “Mash it into peach pulp for me. I only love the soft kind!”

PS:

Ordinary useless emperor × Earth-shaking goddess-general

Theme: Blooming and bearing fruit even in adversity.

Li Qiu traveled through the primordial wilderness, becoming a towering green willow amidst the chaos!

He became the Immortal Yangmei! The sign-in system is bound, and the starting mission is to sleep for a billion years!

Awakening a billion years later, three thousand demons besiege Pangu, and the sign-in mission is surprisingly...?

Ding! Sign in for 1 Tribulation Gift Pack, receive 1 Hongmeng Purple Qi, 1 Pangu Axe, and 1 Sage Cultivation.

Ding! Sign in for 10 Annual Gift Packs, receive 10 Pangu Blood Essence, 10 Five-Colored Divine Lights, and 10 Hunyuan Golden Battle Formations.

Ding! Sign in for 100 Daily Gift Packs, 88 Ginseng Fruits, 66 Pan Peaches, and 88 Pan Peach Trees.

Chen Hao, who had just lost his job, unexpectedly obtained a home challenge system, in which he could get rewards just by staying at home every day.

Staying at home for a while is fun, staying at home all the time is fun.

Ding, the first day of staying at home challenge is completed, and you get a Lamborghini sports car.

Ding, the challenge of staying at home for the second day is completed, and you get a luxurious sea view villa.

…

Fan Tao came to 2018, when he was working hard for the Hamburg second team. In his last life, he walked on the field to avoid confrontation. The once talented young man disappeared from everyone. In this life, he vowed to work hard and become an all-powerful front-court attacker. But the system is here. The more he walks, the stronger his ability, forcing him to walk on the field. . . . . . Defend? Non-existent. Run? The system has no rewards. What if the defense line is penetrated? It wouldn't be nice to score more goals than the opposite side! In his debut game, he scored a stunning full-moon scimitar assist! Since then, everything has been out of control! You said modern football needs to be all-on and all-on? No! This is the path to revival of the classical fore-waist!

[Single Female Lead] + [Professor] + [Everyday Romance] + [Max-Level Boss] + [Absolutely Lazy]

"Mommy, why does Daddy play games all day? He’s either fishing, walking the cat, or leisurely drinking tea. How does our family have so much money?"

"Because your daddy is an evil capitalist, doing no work, exploiting and squeezing others. If this were the past, you’d throw rotten eggs at him, or watch him swing under the streetlamp after school. We should be happy—he’s still lively and well."

"Then why are you always so fierce? How did Daddy ever like you?"

"Hmm?"

"Brother, you should ask differently. Sister will only teach you once. For example, Daddy is so lazy—how did Mommy like him?"

"Because he coveted Mommy’s beauty and spared no effort, and luckily he had some money. I liked his money, so we ended up together."

"Professor Lu, back then I was penniless. Admit it, you coveted my beauty and insisted on supporting me!"

"Hmm?"

"Your mommy is right."

After being transported into the world of Uma Musume, specifically into Tracen Academy, Kitahara Shinji has only one goal: to slack off.

When the chairwoman calls on him, he doesn’t respond. When the prestigious Mejiro family invites him, he ignores them. When the student council reaches out, he pretends to be asleep. And when a horse girl personally chooses him to be her trainer, he disappears without a trace.

"Let’s hope you treat your own life with the same level of commitment."

"Yeah, sure, whatever."

As he stares at the overwhelmingly red “monopoly of attention” stat in front of him, Kitahara keeps nodding, completely unfazed.

He’s convinced: as long as he slacks off hard enough, even the racetrack can’t catch him.

And surprisingly, he turns out to be right. As his reputation for being utterly useless spreads, everyone at Tracen Academy ends up believing he’s actually—

A walking mint for horse girls.

The chosen one of the Three Goddesses.

The guardian of Tracen.

The savior of all horse girls.

Kitahara Shinji: “…Huh?”

{Single female lead + lighthearted comedy + no system + unleashing one's true nature + forced to work}

My name is Jiang Wangbei, and I'm a wealthy second-generation rich kid. My dream is to be a loser. After all, my family has more money than we can spend in several lifetimes. But...

Protagonists: Jiang Wangbei, Bai Lu

Veteran extra Jiang Xun is reborn in 2004, only wanting to coast on his looks and live a laid-back life.

But unexpectedly, he awakens the Causality Correction System, and from then on, things go off the rails.

Classmates jealous of him have their wigs publicly torn off; directors trying to exploit him are chased down the street by dogs; rivals he blackens suffer product scandals overnight…

Meanwhile, the little unknowns who helped him pick up big director business cards; investing in his crew unexpectedly strikes gold!

Jiang Xun: “I really just want to be a lazy guy!”

Everyone: “God Jiang, stop pretending—you’re literally a walking human lucky charm, the entertainment industry’s only auspicious sign!”

One unlucky diva: “Jiang Xun, hurry, let me soak up your good fortune!”

After traveling through time, he found a system.

But the system was a bummer. Originally meant to take Jiang Hang to the world of Assassin's Creed, it instead led him to the anime world.

Jiang Hang first encountered the legendary shinigami, the elementary school student Conan.

After several downtimes, the original assassin system was forcibly renamed the detective system.

A name change, of course, but Jiang Hang saw the rewards remained the same as for the assassin.

Assassin's Footsteps, Breath Suppression, Hidden Blade Assassination, Poison Mastery, Spartan Kick, Mystic Eyes... something seemed off.

Although he was tempted to complain about this shoddy system, seeing it deposit 100 million yen into his account as a resettlement allowance and rewarding him with millions of yen for completing any commission, Jiang Hang firmly decided to become a positive detective.

Using the skills of an assassin, disguised as a detective, he pursued the most positive causes.

In short, this is the story of a sleazy detective in the world of anime.