"What did you say? Asking me to be a nanny for the aloof CEO Su Meng?"

Jiang Ning widened his eyes and looked at his friend in disbelief.

The friend patted Jiang Ning on the shoulder and said earnestly, "Brother, this is a great opportunity to make a lot of money. Su Meng has to go abroad for a very important cooperation and will be away for three months. She is anxious to find someone reliable to take care of her three-year-old daughter. This job pays well, just consider it a favor and give it a try."

Jiang Ning was about to refuse when a crisp electronic sound suddenly rang in his mind: "Ding! Super Daddy System Binding... Binding Successful!"

Qin Yan, the young master of the Qin family, got a memory. He actually lived in a fictional world and was a dog-licking villain.

In the plot, at the engagement party, the heroine's fiancée actually eloped with the hero, bringing shame to the Qin family.

Qin Yan tried to take revenge many times, but was killed by the male and female protagonists.

In the end, even the entire Qin family was uprooted.

Faced with such an outcome, Qin Yan couldn't bear it, thinking that his Qin family was one of the top families.

My grandfather is one of the three great martial gods of Daxia, and my father and second uncle are both martial saints.

There are countless masters of other levels, why should he lose to a mere son of luck?

So he decided to turn the table and no longer follow the plot.

He directly called back his second uncle, the Martial Saint, who was guarding the border, and started the killing mode.

Destined heroine, right? I'll wipe out your entire clan.

The Master of the Destiny Child, a Half-Step Martial Saint? He must die as well.

Qin Yan killed so many people that their heads rolled down and blood flowed like a river.

The extremely regretful fiancée knelt on the ground and begged for mercy: "Please, as long as you let me go, I will do anything you ask me to do."

Qin Yan slapped her in the face: "Bitch, you don't deserve it."

I have used up twenty years of my luck,

I met a drunk girl in a phone booth.

I wanted to remind you and leave in a hurry,

But the opponent is a pure-blooded mine type.

…

Fake bad guys, perverted juniors, moonlight seniors, electronic divas, lonely international students, and private makeup girls...

People's hearts are twisted,

The road to obtaining materials is full of thorns.

…

Tag: [No system] + [No rebirth] + [New theme] + [Shura field] + [Heavy girl] + "Healing system" + [Strong emotions].

——Absolutely original, avant-garde setting, number one in the male frequency performance list.

Hoshino's latest masterpiece.

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[Strange Revival + System + Natural Disaster Girlfriend + Upgrade Management + Strange Containment]

Strange resurrection, global horror!

The ghost riders struggled to survive on the edge of losing control, but Lin Yuan awakened to the "weird shelter hotel".

Any weirdness, check in, absolute silence!

Was he approached by the S-ranked, world-destroying natural disaster "The End" right from the start? He was locked up in the presidential suite!

Wait, how did the S-level disaster turn into a clingy girl with white hair and red eyes who hugs me and calls me "Boss"?

[Warning! The presidential suite is about to collapse, and the natural disaster tenant is about to escape! ]

Lin Yuan was paralyzed. To survive, he could only make money like crazy, shelter monsters, and upgrade the hotel.

While others are risking their lives to control a monster, Lin Yuan's hotel is filled with A-level and S-level guests, who can call upon their abilities at will without any side effects!

While other ghost riders were still struggling desperately.

Lin Yuan was worried.

In the end, I took my wife to see horror movies to collect "fear".

Or should she go to the amusement park to collect 'joy' to solidify her seal?

"Honey, don't use your Law of the End. I just bought that building!"

I was an NPC Passerby, and the system told me that my mission was very simple—

1. Become friends with the male protagonist.

2. Block a fatal blow for the male protagonist at critical juncture.

3. Die in the male protagonist’s arms, beautifully reciting pre-written lines, allowing him to gain power-ups amidst his grief and anger, thus enabling him to defeat stronger foes than himself.

The system said that my death would present a tear-jerking scene, after which I could retire.

I nodded, indicating that I fully understood everything.

Then I discovered that the greatest challenge of this quest wasn’t “becoming friends with the male lead” but rather “dying.”

Who could tell me why the speed at which the male protagonist unlocked his abilities was faster than the speed at which I recited my dying words?!

I hadn’t even fallen to the ground yet, and the earth-shattering boss had already been beaten to death by the rampaging male lead!

All I could do was hunker down and wait for my next opportunity to sacrifice myself, but…

Ahh, how did it come to this?! The male protagonist’s power-ups were far quicker than my own dying pace—there really weren’t any chances left for me!

“I absolutely will not allow anyone else to have the chance to harm you… absolutely.”

…Thank you, but seriously, there really isn’t any need to go so far for a mere “friend!” Why does saying this make the male protagonist look even more displeased?!

[Why don’t you check the tags?]

I looked—

And found that after the original “Youngster’s Passion,” another tag appeared: “Feast on Dog Food.”

I stared at it blankly.

What did that mean? How was I supposed to understand this?!

Speaking of, the latest round of “Character Popularity Voting” had unexpectedly landed on the same name as mine…

Wait, does that sound like me?!

Ah?

I really am just a passerby!

Aloof and Naive Female Lead X Outgoing Hidden Schemer Male Lead

[Reading Notes:]

1. Urban Monster Setting, Transmigrating into a Comic. There will be some forum content, but not the main focus.

2. The system’s role is quite significant, and its comedic function is somewhat like that of a roast master.

3. Ability Possession, with a hint of supernatural elements, but should not be considered horror.

4. Pay little attention to the comments section; if you need to contact me about something important, please look at the column.

5. Not quick-transmigration, not quick-transmigration, really not quick-transmigration! I tagged it as transmigration, so don’t get mixed up, T_T

6. All city names used within this work are fictional, including Fuhai City and Qionghai City derived from the manga. Do not associate them with reality.

Lin Bufan traveled through the world of cultivating immortals and became the tenth direct disciple of the generation of female devil Feng Miaoyi, and also the only male disciple.

The nine senior sisters above all had the potential to become divine phoenixes, but unfortunately they all betrayed their master.

Senior sister Lu Qingshan, the leader of Xuannv Sect, is the strongest person in the righteous path. In her first battle after ascending to the throne, she severely injured the female devil Feng Miaoyi and became famous throughout the world.

The second senior sister, Yu Xuanshuang, was obsessed with swords. She killed so many sword cultivators in the world that no one dared to draw their swords.

.....

As the only disciple beside his master, all Lin Bufan can do is to be filial to his master.

[Not a brainless and cool story + behind-the-scenes villain + slow pace + multiple female protagonists]

Qin Shu travels through a fantasy world, awakens the villain system, and prepares to propose to the female villain.

When Qin Shu discovered that the female villain's sister was actually the female protagonist and was going to marry the male protagonist in place of the female villain, he immediately had an idea that made him doubly happy!

[Dog Food] + [Gentle and Caring Big Sister] + [Regret] + [Redemption] + [Chasing Brother Crematorium]

In his previous life, Qin Yi was a lost child from a famous family. He was abused for more than ten years and was not welcomed by his relatives after he was found.

The life that originally belonged to him was ruthlessly taken away by a substitute.

In the end, he died tragically and alone due to an operation.

In this life, Qin Yi no longer has any extravagant expectations of these so-called family members. He would rather die alone again than choose to leave.

It was precisely this choice that allowed him to encounter the precious dawn of light in his life.

"fool."

"They don't cherish you, but I do."

"Come home with me."

The woman was wearing a simple white dress. She gently took Qin Yi's hand with a smile on her face, like an angel.

[Pretending to be gentle and weak, yet actually scheming and calculating, a cold and gloomy woman, a flower of the mountain, but actually honest and pure-hearted, a love-minded woman] Shi Cunjin is a renowned novelist.

The night he finished negotiating a major project, he suddenly opened his eyes and was reborn as a useless male insect.

Shi Cunjin:?

The original novel had a terrible ending, a happy ending.

He had to correct the plot before the transmigration system would let him go, but unfortunately, the system was so weak it went dormant, and Shi Cunjin nearly died the night he transmigrated.

A low-spec game with a devastating start, so death... well, it's nothing!

I just finished negotiating that major project!

Instead of saving the plot, he should think about saving himself first!

After fusing his memories, Shi Cunjin discovered the Zerg world was culturally barren.

He simply returned to his old ways and livestreamed his writing on the Star Network overnight, his name starting with a timeless shock factor: [My roommate always dresses so warmly.

One day, I came home early and was surprised to find he had a hooked tail?

] A passing female insect: Wait?

A passing female insect: What?

Countless Zergs were stunned to click into this livestream... and no one left until the show ended.

The night the new account launched, it instantly topped the charts!

Shi Cunjin exploded in popularity, a pure love war god sweeping the rough Zerg worldview!

More and more female Zergs swarmed the livestream, mocking and scorning him, saying it was impossible for a male Zerg to do such a thing!

— and then generously rewarding him.

Following "Roommate," the streamer released a series of pure love melodramas like "Colleague" and "Doctor," captivating this group of single widowed women!

A frenzy of adoration ensued!

Everyone wanted to know who the streamer was!

But no Zerg could find him.

Until one day, the usually punctual streamer issued a suspension notice: "Caught in the Wasp War, Star Network Instability, Suspended Updates." The millions of female Zergs who had been watching the livestream responded: "???!" The leaders of both sides, who had been secretly following the updates, responded: "...Ceasefire! Urgent ceasefire! Get the teacher out first!" The civil war can be lost, but the single female Zerg's dream faith cannot die!

— Long before the notice was issued, Shi Cunjin was out of danger.

Who could have guessed that the savage, arrogant bottom, whose author's pen couldn't contain, secretly loved melodramatic stories and had quietly become his top pick, willing to rush straight into a war zone to save his partner in an online romance?

Now, the cool guy's face was bloodied, his eyes gloomy, his expression terrifying.

But the hands holding the male insect were shaking, their movements awkward, tight, and constricting.

Shi Cunjin struggled uncomfortably.

Anouschka immediately knelt on one knee and carefully took his hand, her words trembling a little incoherently, "…No, don't be afraid. I'm sorry, I'm wearing a shock collar." Shi Cunjin couldn't help but touch his golden hair.

—Main attacker Shi Cunjin x Anouschka, feigning gentleness but a true scheming heart x the stinky-faced arrogant guy, a truly innocent fool.

Let's talk about that innocent Marshal, Mr.

Shi, who was manipulated by the Godfather of Entertainment!

Your Marshal is out there lashing out at his haters again!

Both of them had their own starting points in the early stages, with a plot and a relationship.

A pair of pure characters, transmigrating into a book, livestreaming their writing style, raising cubs, and a touch of Dihua.

The Zerg setting in this article is based on the documentary "Animal World"—pre-collected next door.

[Unconventional Courtship Rules] A normal top and a crazy, wall-breaking chase.

A brave but crazy bottom.

Top and bottom personality guide: Seemingly a smiling fox, they're tough on the outside but soft on the inside.

A three-minute passion.

The top is sinister and fickle, neurotic, and hates all species equally, including themselves.

The bottom is a blind believer in saints.

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Boo!