Good news: I, Sasori of the Red Sand, was adopted by the Third Kazekage, a time-traveling version of myself, after suffering the massacre of my entire family at the age of five!

Bad news: This "guardian" is a bit hardcore—daily PUA and human experimentation are basic operations, and he even forced me to develop forbidden techniques that can instantly turn dead people into figurines? Fine, I'm naturally gifted anyway.

Worse still: As we raised him, both my guardian and I entered our rebellious phase. He suddenly developed a serious illness and wanted to rule the world, his first step being to turn my entire family into specimens. Since I wanted to pursue art, not culture, I had no choice but to tearfully turn him, a culture teacher, into a figurine.

Without a guardian, I just wanted to quietly pursue art, but the whole world came to accuse me of being a moving natural disaster?

So, I'll build a mechanical utopia in the desert, with food, lodging, and eternity provided, and incidentally cut some parts to use as "indulgences."

Wait, what do you mean the Five Great Nations, Akatsuki, and Madara Uchiha all want to "adopt" me, who's been temporarily released? And they're even bringing tailed beasts and the Rinnegan with them?

Kind tips:

The final interpretation of this breeding guide belongs to Sasori Akasago.

The main text and the synopsis differ greatly in style and will not change the villainous identity of the whitewashed scorpion. If you feel uncomfortable while reading, please exit immediately.

This book was guided by Scorpion Granny and contains numerous plot points and heavily modified settings to satisfy the author's personal morbid tastes. It's a product of self-indulgence and amusement. Don't doubt it if you see any discrepancies with the original work; those are modifications made by the author to satisfy Scorpion Granny. In addition, since this is the author's first time writing a fanfiction with more than ten chapters, inconsistencies and disjointed plots are to be expected.

Xia Yue felt that her life was as melodramatic as a novel. The home that had raised her for more than 20 years was not her home. She was a fake daughter.

After confirming that he was not really a child of the Xia family, he took the initiative to move out of the Xia family and make way for the real daughter.

As a result, he was knocked unconscious by something in the yard of his new home and was tied to a system.

This system is unethical and actually forces you to do tasks.

But the system didn't care and kept bothering her.

Xia Yue was so annoyed that she felt her head was about to explode.

So I decided to hand over the system.

Dexter Morgan (Michael C. Hall) is a hardworking forensic pathologist working within the police system. This allows him to conceal his secret identity—a cold-blooded killer—and use his position to target heinous criminals who escape justice. One day, just as he's about to execute a murderer... *ding*, system binding successful... Dexter's life undergoes a dramatic change.

Alternative title: "Orochimaru's Happy Life as a Pirate"

It leans towards slice-of-life, aiming to make up for various regrets, and features happy daily life without any angst.

I'm writing this with great passion because I absolutely love Orochimaru. I couldn't sleep last night and suddenly remembered a One Piece fanfic I loved—an Orochimaru story... but it fell apart... and then I fell apart too. I couldn't sleep because of this frustration, so I impulsively started writing this. My writing skills are terrible.

No pairing, feel free to ship whatever you like!! There might be some ambiguous elements (male on top of male), so proceed with caution if you're sensitive to that! Caution! Don't come in and insult me! This is just for my own fanfiction!

Severe out-of-character (OOC) elements; his mental state is constantly erratic and insane. Orochimaru's mental state is similar to that of the eccentric Snake Uncle at Naruto's wedding, specifically referring to Orochimaru in Rock Lee's Gaiden, only younger and now just a snake.

Just got the ratings! So exciting! Marking October 3rd, I have a rating! It's not "No ratings yet" anymore.

(Interstellar Farming + Heartwarming Daily Life + Childbirth and Raising) An Ning, a modern-day office worker, transmigrates to interstellar space. As if heaven saw her miserable life in the modern world, she is reborn as a one-year-old girl, picked up and adopted by two doting fathers. No more scolding, no more desperate labor, no more taking the blame for her brother—interstellar space treats women like treasures. An Ning lives happily in interstellar space for nineteen years. However, interstellar space still has many troubles for An Ning. For example, she rarely eats meat, delicious vegetables are scarce, she can't go out freely, her pregnancy score is only one, and she has to choose a husband when she turns twenty. Fortunately, the appearance of a man solves...

Okay, the author is completely done with this. Basically, what follows is a silly, fantastical, funny, and somewhat action-packed (not really) sci-fi (it's not really fantastical), and super-sweet romance story about the main characters and Ying, a couple whose ages are unknown, traveling around with their Teyvat friends. Here's a brief summary: check it out if you want (dual female leads + heavily modified plot + slice-of-life + battles + comedy + minor angst + traveling everywhere + lots of sweet moments + multiple couples + travel + references + lots of personal interpretations).

This article is also titled "The Traveler's and Master's Journey Through the Interface".

"Three Fireflies Together" and "The Flight Attendant's Ordeal"

Double the Happiness of the Little Fox Fairy

We don't know where the dual male lead came from, it's actually dual female. Of course, there will be many side couples later on, dual male, dual female, ordinary, etc. In short, readers who are looking for dual male leads should be aware of this.

Ying, who had finally graduated from her cultivation with her Luminous Soul, was suddenly teleported to Teyvat before she could even celebrate. But something seemed off about Teyvat. Why had Luminous become a demon god? And where did this other transmigrator come from?! The most absurd thing was that Zhongli had become Zhong Li?

Current progress of world travel:

Teyvat is in progress.

"Breaking Through the Dark Zone" is temporarily completed.

The Real World is not yet open.

Honor of Kings has not yet been launched.

"?" is pending.

"?" is pending.

One more thing, the author of this novel has said that there won't be any major plot holes. The main story is about the protagonist and Luminous traveling through various worlds, and there will be interspersed plots of other Genshin Impact characters going to other worlds.

Lu Li opened his eyes and found that he had been reborn as a baby.

After meeting Silky, Lu Li was adopted by Silky and became her apprentice.

While studying.

Lu Li discovered that he possessed extraordinary comprehension!

When I was eight years old...

Lu Li did not have the Eye of God, but he flew on a sword and created the Immortal Technique of Immortality!

Skirk was stunned as she watched her apprentice flying through the sky...

Since then.

In addition to the legends of the seven gods, Teyvat also has a sword immortal.

A large group of people begged Lu to leave the Creation Immortal Sect and wanted to become his disciples.

One day.

Silky's training in the abyss has ended.

He discovered he had become the grandmaster of some immortal sect?!

The Evil Knight (Surtroch) sent a message to Skirk.

I'm coming to destroy your family and friends!

The great battle between Skirk and Surtroch is about to break out.

Lu Li happened to return from outside.

Surtroch was shocked when he saw Lu Li!

"Master! What are you doing here!?"

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Silky: What?! My apprentice took my master as his apprentice?!

Many years later.

Surtroch: So...Skirk, are you my apprentice or my master's wife now?

............

After Teyvat became invincible.

Lu Li decided to travel to a larger world and gave his beloved disciple, the Extreme Evil Rider, the name: Extreme Hungry Rider.

They also taught him cooking skills.

I was feeling a bit bored one day.

Lu Li: "Little rider, go and bring Nanuk a piece of destruction, tell him I'm going to elbow him."

Extremely hungry, the rider remained silent, only heating oil in a wok.

"Nanook, my master asked me to bring you braised noodles!"

Oborozuki transmigrates into Naruto, his origins shrouded in mystery from the start. He is adopted by Ichiraku. Just as he is making many preparations to deal with the future invasion of the Otsutsuki, he unexpectedly awakens and discovers that he is the Otsutsuki himself. Later, after finding clues to his identity, he realizes that the cheat code is actually himself.

Meteors fall from the sky, spacetime rifts appear all over the world, and an evolutionary frenzy sweeps across Earth.

By a twist of fate, Lin Che, who had just been born, was picked up from a trash can by an elderly scavenger and raised until he was fourteen years old.

Unexpected events can happen at any time; the old man passed away, leaving Lin Che all alone.

Heartbroken, Lin Che wandered the streets and encountered a mutant.

When his life hung by a thread, Lin Che awakened a killing ability, which allowed him to increase his strength by killing mutants.

After that, Lin Che wandered around the city's corners all day, constantly killing mutants, and gradually grew into a Transcendent Realm martial artist.

When he was seventeen, the Lin family came to his door, wanting to acknowledge Lin Che as their son.

However, the Lin family also has an adopted son who is more favored by the Lin family than Lin Che.

The reason they acknowledged Lin Che was because the Lin family wanted Lin Che to fulfill a marriage agreement.

In exchange, the Lin family can send Lin Che to the Martial Arts Academy.

In order to secure a place in the university and learn martial arts techniques, Lin Che outwardly agreed to the marriage proposal.

When he enrolled, Lin Che claimed that he had only awakened a C-level speed talent in order to hide his strength.

However, Chu Yao, the prodigy of the Chu family who is betrothed to the Lin family, gradually becomes aware of Lin Che's extraordinary qualities...

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Martial arts realms are divided into: Body Tempering, Acupoint Opening, Mortal Transformation, Innate (Grandmaster), Extraordinary, Divine Connection, and Martial Saint.

Before the Apocalypse, the highest level of martial artists on Earth was the Innate Grandmaster realm.

In the years following the Apocalypse, the next three realms emerged one after another.

Tian Ning, as a descendant of a famous family in the world of cultivation who was stranded outside, was brought back when he was fifteen years old.

Everyone thought that she was just a peasant from the mortal world, and was no match for the fake lady Wen Renxue who was raised in luxury.

Wenren Xue is extremely talented. She successfully formed a pill at a young age and formed a pact with the young prince of the Dragon Palace. She is also surrounded by brothers and senior brothers who dote on her. She is a jewel in everyone's palm.

Looking at Tianning again, it’s even a question whether a young girl like her can practice cultivation?

She was really lucky to have the Wenren family help her get into the Wanjian Sect through the back door and become its direct disciple!

When the competition among the six major sects comes, just wait and see how a useless little foundation-building girl will cry! ?

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The team competition in the secret realm is fraught with danger. The disciples huddle together to save points, determined not to be eliminated and to maintain their sect's ranking.

The atmosphere was obviously very tense, but the monks outside watched as a little girl lived very comfortably in the secret realm.

When I have nothing to do, I go beyond my level to kill the demon king and make barbecue. When I’m tired, I take a break and read the conversation book. Sometimes, when I’m in a bad mood, I can kick the passing dogs???

“…”

What is this comfortable and leisurely retirement life all about?

No...don't forget that you are still in the competition!