In a modern, high-tech martial arts city, the wandering Taoist priest Chen Luo unexpectedly awakens a trifecta of abilities: attribute points, lifespan infusion, and mastery training. From then on, he defies the ironclad rule of "aptitude determines one's life." With his venomous tongue, he navigates the worlds of wealthy families and ancient martial arts sects, rapidly mastering lost martial arts and deducing cutting-edge techniques while exposing the exploitation of the lower classes by resource monopolists. From a "useless Taoist priest" expelled from the Taoist temple to a stirring reformist leader, Chen Luo ultimately leads humanity's warriors to overcome a crisis of existential crisis.

[Daily life + Campus + Funny + All-inclusive without stock speculation + Super sweet love + Bad friends pitting each other]

Lao Lu, the head teacher of Class 3, Grade 3, proposed that Nan'an No. 1 Middle School add a new school rule:

It is forbidden to date the person sitting in front of you, your deskmate, or the person sitting diagonally in front of you at the same time!

Add one more:

It is forbidden to hook up with graduated seniors!

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There are no bitter and vengeful heroes and villains, only the purest school days.

This book contains vulgar language, because the author's student days were full of vulgar language, so please do not read if you mind.

So far, -1 person has learned the skills of picking up girls through this book and got a beautiful girl. Come and try it too!

The e-sports lark, keyboard pianist and gaming tycoon Ling Jian was just going out to buy a meal when she was hit by a car and thrown into the world of curse.

After experiencing a lot of bad luck, he became the first student of 20-year-old Gojo Satoru.

Oh my goodness! So my form of cursed power is just playing games? I was forced to become the only special-level one who can open unlimited fields...

While being tortured by the system tasks, the heroine holding the script of Curse Return changes the tragic direction of the entire Curse Return while cursing others.

Ling Jian: "I'm fucking you! He's fucking you! Are you looking for death?!"

Curse the spirits—curse the spirits! Curse the curses—curse the curses! Boss the boss—curse the boss! No matter what brain flower or Sukuna you are, I’ve never lost in a verbal battle.

Geto Suguru: "So fierce! Why have I never seen you scold Gojo Satoru before?!" (Eyes widened)

Gojo Satoru: "Teacher, I'll give you a little flower~" (with a beaming smile)

[ps: The heroine is very strong, as can be seen from the setting of opening a field at will. See the details in the article]

On a music variety show, mentors Yingzi and Gao Xiaobo targeted him? They gave them a song called "Rakshasa Haishi," which made them both go on trending searches.

Is the production team of the "Dialogue" program causing trouble? They directly criticized the host known as the "living devil of the entertainment industry" and made him lose face.

The female lead of a drama crew accused her of sticking out her tongue during filming? A song called "Actor" made her cry.

Do you think I only know how to argue with people and have no positive energy at all? "Red Ling" will give you that.

Is the so-called prince of love songs only interested in what his senior says? Let's learn what pure love is through "The Wind Rises."

Are the band members trying to go solo and slander themselves? Stop barking at me after listening to this song "Don't Bite Me."

"As long as I can smite you all to death, I'll be invincible in the entertainment industry." Chen Ang, now a stalker-like figure, said this while traveling through a parallel world. That summer, he triumphed over capital with his talent.

Childhood Taming [Jujutsu Kaisen] will differ from the original plot!!! [Childhood sweethearts + morbid possessiveness + dark if survival line] The cold-blooded boy Satoru x the cannon-mouthed and delicate little sweetheart Yue (first round) Escape from the strongest technical high school Satoru x the cannon-mouthed and arrogant career Yue (second round) The delicate little beauty melts the cold and arrogant Satoru, and the fishing beauty is confirmed; Gods step down from the altar, and they always need some sacrifices; He went to her so-called belonging - Jujutsu High School; (Slightly sandwiched trend of funny campus life) In the same year and third year, high school student Hayakawa Yue was confirmed to be a curser and defected; When they met again, he was the head of the Gojo family, the head of the three great families, who was firmly on the altar and in charge of the balance of the curse world; She was a notorious curser who cursed ordinary people, cruel and inhumane, but she had the heart and strength to move between the high-level three great families. Wu: There is a curse called love; Yue: It's not love, it's a sacrifice of body and mind to the gods; I have a shallow understanding of Qimen Dunjia, and then add various comics (Under One Person Fenghou Qimen, etc.) baptism, there will be relevant content added in, it's not rigorous but I will try my best to improve it, if you don't like it, please don't read it, haha. Main characters: Hayakawa Yue, Gojo Satoru

【Playing memes + being funny + being mean + entertainment】

The variety show "Escape from the Villain Island" features the eight celebrities that netizens across the country choose the most.

If the transformation is successful, you can escape from the Evil Island.

If the transformation is not successful by the end of the show, I will quit the entertainment industry forever.

Shen Ke happened to be dressed as a celebrity with a scandal and was forced to appear on this show.

Faced with negative reviews from all over the Internet, he was on the road to death, complaining about everything, everything and everyone.

"They are all here to whitewash themselves, but I am not. I am nobler than them. I am here to make money."

"Although I may not be popular, I can make people angry!"

"Life is not easy, so don't blame yourself if you can blame others."

"Gold will always shine, but I am just an old friend."

...

Room allocation stage.

"Ladies first, can you give me your room?"

"Sure, 5,000 yuan a night, buy five get two free, pay with insurance or transfer?"

The guests like to speak English: "Who cares."

Shen Ke: "Add s."

"Shen Ke's Ke means hard work, right?"

"No, it's the harsh word 'ke'."

No, what's wrong with you? I asked you to whitewash it, so why did you scold all the guests?

The introduction is weak, please move to the main text.

[Memes + Funny + Various Ways to Fight Marriage Pressure + Lao Liu] Also known as "108 Ways to Deal with Marriage Pressure." Due to the dramatic decline in marriage rates in recent years, Mango TV created the live broadcast "Four Generations of Marriage Observation" to help everyone appreciate the beauty of marriage. One family each from the 1970s, 1980s, 1990s, and 2000s was selected for observation. Lin Hao, a single man born in the 2000s, served as the control group. "Marriage is too extreme; being single keeps me safe." "Being single is good; I can be with whoever I want." "Children and grandchildren will have their own blessings; without them, I will enjoy my own happiness." ... Mom: If you don't get married, I won't be able to sleep at night. Lin Hao: How about taking a night shift? Mom: I love children. You can have a child without getting married. Lin Hao: I can find you a nanny job. Relatives: You should do what you should do at your age. You should get married when you're old enough to die. Lin Hao: Do ​​I have to die when I'm old enough to die? While everyone else is struggling to make ends meet, Lin Hao is enjoying life to the fullest, playing games, fishing, and sleeping in. He was supposed to be a negative example and went crazy. The audience cried with envy: This is the life we ​​dream of!

【Fictional Era + Space + Doting Wife】

After recovering from her soul-leaving syndrome, Jiang Yiyi gained a space. She was so addicted to novels that she feared she would be reborn and travel through time, so she began to stock up frantically. Finally, she had another fever and traveled through time into the novel she was reading.

What? The original heroine persecuted the original owner for no reason? A falling out!

What? The original book's male protagonist is the original owner's fiancé? Back off!

What? This burly, rough-looking guy has taken a fancy to me? Let's go get the certificate!

Watch as Jiang Yiyi brings space to this small world as an educated youth, flirts with rough men, gives birth to cute babies, goes to college, and becomes a first-generation rich...

(There are indigenous reborn girls, but they are rare)

[Invincible Flow + Mortal Flow + Get Out of the Way Flow + Immortal Gourd Flow + Deep Blue Points + Decisive Killing + Gou Dao Xianxia + Unconventional Paths + Steady Practice + Cultivation + Taoist + Liao Zhai + Immortality + Primordial Spirit] In the world of Xianxia, ​​the young Taoist, Mu Shaoai, loves flying swords, raising poisonous insects, drawing talismans, refining elixirs, and living an eternal and carefree life—isn't that wonderful? Unfortunately, Bai Cang only traveled through time and space to become a menial servant at the Sanyin Temple, a lower branch of the Heshan Dao Gaiden sect in Beppu. Even being alive is a remarkable feat. But it doesn't matter, he still has a cheat code: Cang Tian Dao Lu, give me points! From a minor cultivator in the unconventional world to a Primordial Spirit Dao Lord, I rely entirely on my own hard work!

[Haikyuu! Doujin + No CP + Competition + Healing Hot-blooded Youth Man + Aoba Johsai + Genius]

Bai Fanyou, a gifted boy who suffered from mental illness in his previous life, accidentally came to the world of Haikyuu! and became a freshman who was forced to withdraw from the light music club and transfer to the volleyball club because it was full. He wanted to get some credits, but unexpectedly, the secret of being a volleyball player was discovered by accident. From then on, he couldn't stop. In order to help the third-year seniors who were about to graduate and were not focused on the game to break into the national competition, he trained hard with them, healing himself and others in the process.

Everyone in Qingcheng: "Everything else is fine, but...why do you know everything?"

Bai Fanyou (smiles gently): It’s just that... these are not very simple, right?

It's about a hexagonal warrior who is good at passing, spiking, receiving, serving, playing with both hands, studying, and various hobbies and accidentally enters the volleyball club.

The protagonist has a gentle personality, but also has the pride and sharp tongue of a genius. His mental illness is not very obvious. Most of the story is about youth and passion, but it is not a pure cool story. The pace is relatively slow. The competition is 50-50, and Qingcheng will make it to the national competition~