+++ Song Yin Jian, known as "The Underworld Sender," was preparing to expand his family's funeral business when he unexpectedly transmigrated to the continent of Teyvat. In this fantastical world, he returns to his old trade, offering a comprehensive funeral service. With the help of a system, he monopolizes the world's funeral industry... Multiple female leads: Xian Yun, Shen He, Gan Yu, Ke Qing, Rosalin...
Wu Qi was fortunate enough to travel through time.
In the primordial era, a man was King Zhou.
Because of his arrival, the primordial world went completely astray!
They schemed against the saints and reversed the Investiture of the Gods.
From this day forward, I will be the master of the Heavenly Way.
I, King Zhou, will never bestow titles upon gods.
[Variety Show][Live Stream][No Female Lead][Entertainment Industry][Character Collapse][Lezi Literature]
Lin Yimian, a recognized "good-looking but useless" celebrity, was so lazy that she was voted by her haters to appear in the final episode of the deadly variety show "It's Your Turn"!
The entire internet was waiting for him to fall from grace, but he instead revealed an account book even cleaner than his face and a medical report as pure as water, becoming "the last saint in the entertainment industry"!
He accidentally activated the [Fun Person System], which allows him to see through all the cracks in people's personas!
Endorsements for top luxury brands? Leading male lead in a top-tier script? Regular guest at the center of a wildly popular variety show?
I don't want Lin Yimian at all, just let me be the permanent observer of "The Mirror of Character Revelation"!
There's only one requirement: the show must be recorded while lying down!
Thus, the most emotionally charged live-streamed variety show on the entire internet was born.
Top celebrities pretending to be dedicated to gaming?
A melancholic humor stand-up comedian with a strong, independent persona?
Did the movie star steal a life and pretend to be perfect?
Are the bigwigs trying to silence them?
Lin Yimian lay back in the chair and lazily began to speak:
"You could be the next one to collapse!"
When his predictions came true every time, he became a mirror reflecting the true nature of the entertainment industry.
Capital trembled, top celebrities knelt, and the entire internet cried out: "Please stop lying down, get up and keep hammering!"
Lying flat is an attitude, collapsing is professionalism!
(Resuming daily updates of 8k-10k+) Crossover anime/manga: Naruto → Akame ga Kill! → Naruto (Type-Moon elements) → Academy City → Naruto → Chainsaw Man → Classroom, Oregairu, Boku no Ichigo → Naruto → Attack on Titan → Ultraman. Satsuki: A world without Menma is meaningless (Mangekyou Sharingan). Naruto: Menma was dragged into darkness by you all. Just kill you all (Tailed Beast Cloak). Tenten: If Menma wants to destroy the world, I will support him. Haku: I will only stand on Menma's side. Ino: (Planning to imprison Menma in the basement) Hyuga Nene, Inuzuka Kiba, Aburame Chino... Hatake Kakashi, Boa Hancock, Gaara, Uzumaki Nagato... Kakuzu, Hidan, Deidara, Sasori, Uchiha Itachi, Uchiha Obito... But Menma, who juggles countless relationships and is utterly despicable, has no interest in women. Obsessed like a Gotham Bat, he only has the desire to conquer the world... They are merely my tools... This book is also known as: I, Uzumaki Menma, juggling countless relationships, the Naruto I pushed, the N-part Menma, the Naruto with a cleaver, Menma and his tools, the culprit of the chaos in the ninja world, the flames of fate.
It's gacha time again! Let's try a Devil May Cry gacha; maybe I'll get a demonized motorcycle. [Time Horse Fragment] ...Hey, Tony! Interested in learning about demonic technology? Clearance sale! Let's try one more time. I refuse to believe it! This time, let's get an FGO one. Hopefully, this guarantees a Noble Phantasm. [Strawberry Cake] ...Damn (Chinese/Japanese bilingual)...So delicious! This is a story about a protagonist with a strange gacha system who plans to live a peaceful life in the Marvel universe. However, as everyone knows, a peaceful life is just a flag (newcomer work, with an embedded original villainous force, Marvel as the main world, destined to sink. The "feminization" in the tag refers to the protagonist's items changing gender; they can change back, purely a personal preference).
This book is also known as "Sorry, I just wanted to ride the wave of popularity!"
My name is Zhou Hao. In my past life, I was a nobody, someone even dogs looked down on.
Fortunately, I transmigrated and was bound to the [Pirated Movies' Comeback in the Entertainment Industry System]!
Looking at those familiar pirated scripts in the system store, I had a bold idea!
I'm going to replicate the Mad Cinema's exploits in this parallel world, and I'm going to make a fortune!
How to do it?
Before the official movie is released, I'll make a pirated version first!
They use their publicity to generate revenue for my box office, and then... I'll sue them for copyright infringement!
While the promotional campaign for "The Avengers" was in full swing, my "The Avengers: Ugly Ducklings" was released first and its box office exploded!
While Avatar was the focus of everyone's attention, my Avatar received rave reviews, exceeding expectations!
When the nostalgia for "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone" was at its peak, my "Harry and the Sorcerer's Stone Tablets" unexpectedly went viral, causing a sensation!
The entire film and television industry is in an uproar!
Years later, a Hollywood mogul said: "Wait, how dare he sue me for copyright infringement with such a terrible pirated copy?!"
A scathing film critic: I've seen bad movies, but I've never seen one this bad! Zhou Hao, I call you the King of Bad Movies!
A fellow cinema owner: No one's better than licking Boss Zhou's boots! Boss Zhou is like my second father!
Enthusiastic viewer: Holy crap, what is this?! I can't be the only one eating this shit, brothers, charge!
Using pirated movies to shake up the entire entertainment industry?
Zhou Hao: Making money, isn't that shameful?
"According to the script, you'll be stabbed by the male lead next, and he'll take out your golden core and give it to his white moonlight." "Really? I don't believe it. As long as I stab faster, the male lead's sword won't catch me." "But you're the female lead in a tragic novel, you should be the one being tortured by the male lead..." "I torture everyone except myself, and that's considered a tragic novel? Go, hang the male lead on the city wall for three days, and see when he cries and calls me 'Dad'."... *The Immortal Hero: Weak Water of Three Thousand*, a famous online novel that burst onto the scene in 20XX, combines various classic infuriating elements. The female lead is misunderstood, framed, and subjected to emotional and physical torture, being tormented by the male lead and 108 female supporting characters for three hundred chapters, finally achieving a happy ending. Immediately, the comment section erupted in a fierce battle, with the "Stepmother Author Made Me Cry" faction and the "Trash Author Feeds Me Shit" faction clashing.
New book ratings will increase
[Seducing to the top + White Lotus heroine + Multiple male protagonists + Female Ning + Reverse wife]
There is a type of novel in which the heroine endures the hero abandoning her for the poor student he supports time and time again, but he is reluctant to break up with her, which makes a lot of readers angry and wait for the crematorium.
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What if... the pretty poor student with a tea-like temperament is the heroine?
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The moment of heartbeat, the blurred boundaries.
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There are many male protagonists, who are clean in body and mind.
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The heroine is very straightforward and looks pure and enjoys life. The heroes are willing to take the bait, and all of them are really attracted to her and fall into her trap.
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The heroine is very bad, of course you can call her a slut.
No matter how bad the scumbag men in real life are, she will only be worse.
In short, she doesn't love anyone and only does things for her own pleasure.
[1v1 super sweet + silly play + entertainment circle + love variety show + face slapping]
[Crazy Female Celebrity vs. Weird CEO]
Because she was backstabbed by a scumbag, she was stabbed into the hospital by extreme CP fans as soon as she entered the book.
Xie Mi went crazy on the spot and spoke wildly in the live broadcast room.
"Come! Stab me! Everyone, come and stab me! I'll just blow up the earth—"
A passerby who accidentally entered the live broadcast room was almost scared to death.
Okay, okay, I’ve seen people with a people-pleasing personality, but this is the first time I’ve seen a death-seeking personality.
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He participated in a dating variety show wearing a mask and beat up Pu Xinnan on his first appearance.
The comments were like: Love it! I’m a fan! Let me see who she is!
So Xie Mi took off his mask and revealed his true face.
The barrage was silent, the barrage was horrified, and the barrage was angry.
【Grass!!!!!】
Xie Mi smiled evilly: "Didn't you expect it, little blackie, your living father is here."
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later.
Xie Mi single-handedly turned the romance variety show into a craziness variety show, and the production crew went from being helpless at first to cooperating with tears in the end.
The tycoon's son calls her dad, the contrasting lady becomes her fan girl, the paranoid young master is firmly under her control, and the vicious daughter turns into a tsundere monster.
Two-level reversal of barrage:
[This sister is not a character setting, this sister is really crazy]
[Don't worry! I love her!!!]
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The mysterious CEO has a unique way of thinking, but it resonates only with her soul.
The program team has equipped the program with a heart rate bracelet, which will ring when the heart rate reaches 120.
No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't raise his heart rate even a little bit, but she made his heart rate ring loudly just by standing there.
Later, he finally admitted it.
"Yes, I went on the show just for her."
"I've known her for a long time."
Never follow the routine
[Multiple Female Leads] + [Leveling Up Flow] + [Invincible Flow] + [Pretending to be Weak to Prey on Others] + [Slapping Faces While Showing Off]
Lin Chen transmigrated to a fantasy world where yin prevails over yang and women outnumber men, becoming the young master of a top family who possesses the once-in-a-millennium [Chaotic Dao Body].
However, this supreme bloodline turned out to be a "useless body" that could not be cultivated, causing him to suffer contempt and even being publicly begged by the proud daughter of heaven, Bai Ruoxue, to marry into his family and become her slave!
Faced with humiliation, Lin Chen retorted fiercely: "Announcing the engagement? Fine! But I'll be the one divorcing you! Your mere Ice Phoenix bloodline is not worthy of bearing me children!"
He turned around and embraced the gentle maid, his cultivation level soaring instantly, and divine communication became second nature to him!
The family genius who once mocked him? He was instantly killed in one move!
An ancient scroll that no one can repair? You can master it with ease!