Maruyama Kifeng woke up and became Konoha’s corpse collector.

“Kakashi, where is your father buried?”

“Tsunade-sama, where is your grandfather buried?”

“Kurozutsu, where is Uchiha Madara buried?”

[Successfully touch the corpse! Obtain Konoha Kamihagaki Sakumo Whitefang Sword Skill Card! 】

[Successfully touch the corpse! Get the Konoha first generation Naruto Senjuku experience card! 】

[Successfully touch the corpse! Obtain Konoha Rebellion Shinobu Uchiha Madara Reincarnation Eye! 】

……

In the three battles that year, people only remember the corpse of Konoha who swears to guard the body of his companion.

Kakashi: “He is a righteous ninja, he let the dead sleep in their hometown.”

Four generations of Raikage: “He is a respectable ninja, his? I Wei’s companion’s corpse behavior deserves our respect.”

Uchiha Madara: “He is a thief! A thief!”

Maruyama Kifeng: “…I’m just a corpse collector.”

Hogwarts is a strange place. The demon king who failed plastic surgery was eliminated from the job search. The white-haired old man wearing two layers of wool socks is still too cold in summer. The potion professor who never washes his hair is afraid of going bald, and the key keeper loves to play dragons!

William wanted to spend seven ordinary years, until that night, the door handle of the college lounge was stolen…

After losing his job Bai Liu became involved with an unstoppable horror live streaming game full of various monsters and players with killer intent.

Initially, everyone thought Bai Liu was just an ordinary person who strayed into the game.

Later, they realized it was this game that welcomed its god with victory and a laurel crown saying, “Welcome home.”

The story is about a guy who was an expert fighting in close combat. After earning an enormous amount of money to live freely, he retires from the underground fighting club but because he ended up making many enemies, he ended up dying after he was betrayed by his boss. As a result he swears not be betrayed again…

After dying, he regains consciousness but this time in the body of a young 18 year old boy which also has the same name. This young boy was beaten to death as he tried to save a random girl…

The heavens gave me a second opportunity so I’m not going to let it happen a second time, I will not be betrayed again. This new life, I will use my iron blood as a sharp blade and I will defend myself and the important people to me. This is my world, in this world — I’m the King.

Wu Mei is clearly beautiful as a flower, but she has been called ugly since she was a child. Her father doesn't care about her mother, and her sister is still a black lotus flower.

Before the rebirth, Wu Mei was inferior and cowardly, thinking she was a real ugly monster.

After being reborn, Yan Mingshun told her: Meimei, you are more beautiful than flowers and sweeter than honey.

In short, this is a sweet story of a little woman with no ambition, low quotient, and only a pair of good skins.

Sherlock Forrest, who had just crossed into the world of Harry Potter, did not have a golden finger and did not inherit the memory of the original owner, looked at the Hogwarts letter of appointment in his hand, and pouted.

“Just a Defence Against the Dark Arts professor.”

…

A few years later, the Daily Prophet conducted an interview with Harry Potter, one of the ten outstanding talents in the wizarding world of the 21st century.

“When was the happiest day of your life?”

There was an uncontrollable smile on Harry’s face.

“It’s the day after Professor Forrest cursed me that I would be taken away by You-Know-Who tomorrow.”

“Uh…what about the day you least want to go through?”

Harry suddenly turned gloomy.

“Every Christmas.”

“Why is this?”

He covered his face in pain, and even couldn’t help sobbing.

“Woooooo…because on that day, Professor Forrest will wish me a Merry Christmas!”

……

The book is also known as “Please Shut Up, Professor Forrest! “, “On the matter of defeating the Dark Lord, it only takes a certain professor to open his mouth”, “I’m living a life of stealth at Hogwarts, just to live a healthy and happy life”

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ps: no system

ps2: The main line begins in the secret room chapter

ps3: This is a serious and serious professor essay (probably)

This is the story of a crazy lich who possesses an internal game system and brings catastrophe to the entire world.

“Let’s look at the daily quests today… it’s the damned choose one-of-two-options-type again. Destroy a town with a population of 30,000 people or above; reward: 10,000 evil points. Steal lollipops from 3 children; reward: 1 evil point. If neither of the quests is completed, then 2 points will be deducted.”

“Tsk! You think I’m s*upid? If I really destroyed a town, a crusade of Epic-ranked Holy Knights would definitely come hunting me down. Even if I earned the points, there wouldn’t be any life left in me to spend them. I better just go be a kindly lollipop bandit.”

I’ve already had enough of being a notorious lich. Who says that a lich can’t be a good person? I’m definitely going to beat this damned system and be an upright and dignified good man.

Shen Miao, the Di daughter of a military family, was pure, quiet, gentle, and gracious. Because of her foolish love for Prince Ding, she forced her way into becoming his wife.

After six years of assisting her husband, she finally became the mother of the world: The Empress.

She had stayed with him during the fight for dominion over the empire and during the efforts to expand its territory. She even went so far as to put herself in danger and be taken hostage by a neighboring empire. In spite of this, when she returned to the Imperial Palace five years later, she no longer had a place in the Imperial Harem.

That beautiful woman he kept in his embrace gave her a bright, stunning smile and told her, “Older Sister, the country has settled down. It is time for you to step back as well.”

Her daughter died tragically and her son the Crown Prince was deposed. No one in her Shen family, who had been completely loyal to the Emperor, were spared. With arrival of a new reign, everything was overturned!

Shen Miao never thought that all of the perils they encountered as husband and wife, all of the assistance they gave each other mutually, were nothing but a joke in his eyes!

He told her, “Because you have been with this Emperor for more than two decades, this Emperor will allow you to keep an intact corpse. You should be grateful for this kindness.”

Beneath a meter of white silk, Shen Miao established a malicious oath: Once the day of reckoning arrives, every single one of you will die!

Once reborn, she returns to the year when she was only fourteen years old, a time when tragedy has not yet befallen, when her family still lived, and when she was still the pure, quiet, gentle, and gracious Di daughter of a military family.

Close relatives conceal evil intentions, her cousins are vicious and merciless, the new concubine is like tiger watching its prey and that scum wants the previous life’s events to be repeated?

Her family must be protected, the great enmity must be avenged, and the prize must include the empire’s imperial throne. In this lifetime, let us see who comes out on top!

But that Xie Family’s young marquis, that tyrannical and arrogant spear-wielding young man on horseback, stays stubbornly on her side and proudly declares, “It is merely toppling the Imperial Family. Do not forget, the world belongs to you, and you—you belong to me!”

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The Thirteen Capitals of You Zhou: This belongs to you.

The Ding Yuan City in the North Dessert: This belongs to you.

The Southern River of Yu Zhou, the Eastern Sea of Ding Xi, the Green Lakes of Lin’an, the Ancient City of Luo Yang: All of these belong to you.

“Xie Jing Xing, if all of this belongs to me, then can you tell me what you want?”

“Alright, you.”