Elena Kaslana, Half-Blood Meiwa, Danger Level: [Extremely Fatal]
She eliminated the disputes between the colleges for thousands of years and made Hogwarts a holy place.
She has saved countless endangered magical animals and improved understanding of people and nature.
She promoted the fusion of magic and non-magic, and found a balance between the two.
She has countless dazzling titles-the sister of Hogwarts, the head of the Guling Pavilion, the three generations of the Dark Lord, the top predator, the enemy of the Scottish round-faced fat chicken, the chief super chef …
In her growth experience, there are countless bright names, Dumbledore, Grindelwald, Scamander …
— Let ’s interview Dumbledore.
“Hello, can you share some stories of Ms. Caslana at school?”
Albus, I’m so tired, I want to retire. Dumbledore: Quick … Quick, I need a quick fix!
Su Xia is a well-known top traffic in the entertainment industry, and she is also a well-known queen of popular dramas. She holds a number of trophies with extremely high gold content.
There hasn’t been any scandal in the five years since her debut, the only thing that shocked everyone was that she was revealed that she was the fan of the actor Lu Jingyao!
Everyone lamented that even the actress was chasing stars.
Until one day, Su Xia went to a variety show and was asked by the host what was the luckiest thing in her life.
She tilted her head and smiled sweetly: “That’s probably because I am with my idol.”
Shocking Gua immediately shocked all netizens.
Later, the paparazzi photographed the ascetic actor, feeding his little girl with ice cream with a cowardly expression.
after that…
Netizen indifferent face: Please restrain yourself from the actor and actress, I really can’t eat dog food!
Going back to the infamous and brutally banned queen, hype, plastic surgery, minor third, bribery, playing big names, unspoken rules?
The domineering sneer after a generation of pets, a strong return!
Punch the actor, kick the actor, dominate the entertainment circle!
Kick my husband, wave out of the sky, out of the universe, out of the space, so crazy!
The empress said that as long as she can get rid of the dog emperor, she will recognize her crossing!
But goose…
What the f*ck!
Especially the old lady’s husband looks exactly the same as the dog Emperor! ! !
[Quickly wear, 1v1, Su Chongtian]
Chu Wu, the demon girl, is about to wear it!
She is bound to the vicious female matching system, but she doesn’t want to go from the original plot, she chooses the most beautiful beauty in every world to fall in love!
“I love you, I love you the most.”
But whenever she wants to run away…
Qinggui BOSS pulled off his tie: “It’s good to love me for the rest of my life, eh?”
The weak mermaid looked at her pitifully: “Are you really going to leave me alone?”
Schoolmaster Jie Hao forced her into the corner: “I don’t even want to run if I scold her!”
The feminine factory man curled his lips and smiled: “Run again, the leg breaks!”
Chu Wu: “…”
Each of them is a bigoted bigot who turns black when they don’t agree with each other, and can’t afford to provoke them.
She stays, can’t she stay!
When Yin Jun came out of the fog after a running exercise, he had returned to Xiangjiang in 78 years. This year, there are no variety shows that dominate the screen, no familiar special effects blockbusters, and no familiar songs.
This year, there were no good dramas in the Xiangjiang TV series, nor did Xiangjiang movies spread all over Asia, and Xiangjiang songs did not prevail in the mainland. This year, classics have not become feelings, and prosperity has not faded.
This year, the hero hasn’t been late, and his face has never been white. Youth is no longer, feelings remain. With this article, I would like to recall this era we once deeply loved. With this article, I commemorate those lush years that we once had.
Shi Xi: “I need support for the new film. If the box office can’t pass 500 million, I can only go back and inherit the 100 billion property.”
Netizen: Stop dreaming, wake up!
Shi Xi: “Thank you! The box office has exceeded 500 million, so you don’t need to go back to inherit the family business!”
Netizen: Another crazy one…
Until the new Forbes list was updated, netizens found out that the number one on the list turned out to be Shixi? ? ?
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Dressed as a fake daughter with a miserable end, Shi Xi just wanted to stay away from the plot and save his life.
You must never go down the old road of inheriting the family property, robbing the male protagonist, and being thrown into the river to feed the fish!
So, Shi Xi gave up inheriting the family property and overcame thorns in the entertainment industry.
It’s clear that she is like a duck in the water in the entertainment industry, why does everyone feel that she has been miserable and wronged?
Rich parents: “My dear daughter, go home and inherit the family property.”
Brainless and pet sister brother: “Your brain is not suitable for mixing in the entertainment industry, go home and eat and wait to die, brother will support you.”
Sister Gao Leng: “I am the only one who can bully my sister.”
Domineering male protagonist’s fiancé: “I will always stand by your side.”
Shi Xi stepped back and shouted in his heart: The protagonists don’t come here!
The gentle and dark-bellied villain stopped her, “Stay away from them, do you want to be with me?”
“Ron” found himself inexplicably in the world of One Piece, after he was hit by a speeding truck. Facing a life-threatening situation, our hero was rescued by the fourteen-year-old Nami. After discovering his capability of evoking an achievement system, Ron’s adventure in one of his favorite fantasy worlds has started.
Achievement: Small Fortune (Get 10 million berries)
Achievement: Self-Discipline (1000 hours of practice time)
Achievement: Berserker Mode (10,000 hours of practice time)
……
Nami said with dull eyes: “what did you say…fifth-level magic?”
“Yes! it’s called The Last Judgment.”
【Sweetness】
After Tang Yaoyao was banned by the fourth master of the Xiao family, she quickly recognized her relatives: “Brother, I am your long-lost little sister, why don’t you recognize a relative?”
I thought there was only one brother, what! ?
There are a lot of elder brothers, and all of them have vests, the big brothers of the big brothers, and the pet sisters with a brain.
From then on, she slapped her face and abused scum, became popular, and was so spoiled by her brothers that she could not take care of herself.
At a family banquet, she saw the boss who blocked her.
The eldest brother introduced: “Your fourth brother, Xiao Jinhan.”
Tang Yaoyao was embarrassed, and the fourth master of the Xiao family was raised by her mother. Although he hadn’t transferred his residence, he was ranked fourth at home.
She doesn’t plan to take this brother anymore.
Later, he approached her into the corner: “Did I say that only you can cure my disease, eh?”
She said she was very innocent. Everyone knew that Fourth Master Xiao was afraid of women, so how should this disease be cured?
It was rumored that they could not tolerate fire and water. Until one day, the fourth master Xiao was photographed condescending and bends over to put a coat on the little fairy: “Good boy, a substitute for intimate play.”
Tang Yaoyao arrogantly: “The keyboard was broken by your knees last night.”
Xiao Siye curled his lips: “Buy another one, and then kneel.”
Whole network: “???”
Su Yan has been making her own since she was a child, and finally one day, she lost herself.
The blond and blue-eyed beauty system gentleman salutes: “Welcome to the system space, dear host, I am your guide 04, I will serve you wholeheartedly——”
Tsundere male god: Like me, or be liked by me.
Doctor Jiepi: You are the person I want to spend my life with.
Domineering actor: Come here, don’t leave my sight!
Soft cute little milk dog: If you dare to abandon me, I will kill you!
Thirty years later, or in the more distant future, when people recall the splendor of rock music in the 90s and the splendor of Hollywood movies, will they bring up such a name, “Hugo Lancaster”, and will they She said repeatedly, “I think back then, I experienced the age when Hugo created miracles.”
On January 14, 1992, Hugo Lancaster received his first Worst Actor Award in tears at the 12th Golden Raspberry Awards, becoming the first person to come to the scene to receive the gold. The characters of the Raspberry Award have left their mark on the page of history. However, since then, Hugo has embarked on a completely different path, opening his life long enough to be recorded in the annals of history. His name is destined to become the most shining symbol in the history of music and film.
In 1993, when the rock and roll heroes came together, and in 1994 when the film masters gathered, the name of Hugo Lancaster has become one of the members that cannot be ignored.