Netizen: "Brother Zhang, my blind date said she is a player like Curry, one person, one city, but I found out through investigation that she is actually Durant. She has transferred to several teams and is looking for strong teams. But I am quite satisfied with her shooting ability. Should I continue this relationship?"
Zhang Zhe: "I suggest that a professional medical team assess whether she has had any injuries before. If not, she can try out first."
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Netizen: "Host, host, I'm only 26, but the matchmaker my mom hires keeps introducing me to divorced women with children. And the key is, I'm attracted to one of them. Do you think I can give my child a home at my age?"
Zhang Zhe: "Go search Dorgon's life online first and then come back to me."
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Netizen: "Brother Zhang, I'm an only child from Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai. Many boys have pursued me since I was a child, but I'm relatively self-disciplined and have never been in a relationship. Now my family is urging me to get married. I want to ask if anyone in the live broadcast room is interested in me? The avatar is me."
Zhang Zhe: "Stop fishing, the guys in the live studio have already caught all the black bass. Come on, turn on the camera and simulate a blind date with me first."
………………
Zhang Zhe originally just wanted to break free from the constraints of matchmakers in reality, so he chose to find a partner online. Unexpectedly, things gradually took an interesting direction.
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【Urban Detective】【Supernatural Comedy】【Underworld Workplace】【'Yin and Yang' Single Female Lead】【Detective】【Light-hearted Humor】
Others burn paper for their ancestors, but Qin Feng burns paper for himself, thinking of becoming a rich man after his death.
As a result, they burned 999...+ ghost money, which directly caused the underworld bank to crash!
The judge of the underworld came to the door overnight, not to demand his life, but to make an offer: "Talent! In view of your 'outstanding contribution', you are now specially hired as the only temporary worker in the underworld stationed in the living world. You will be responsible for handling the problem of stranded wronged souls. If your KPI is not met, your soul will be scattered."
In his left hand is the soul-binding rope (a broken hemp rope) given by the underworld, and in his right hand is the engineer shovel for self-defense (specially used for physical salvation). Qin Feng was forced to embark on the road of counterattack as a "worker in the underworld"!
In the world of the living, Qin Feng is the "Consultant Qin" who has solved many strange cases.
Wealth, status, and beautiful policewomen come one after another to deal with all kinds of dissatisfaction.
In the underworld, Qin Feng is the "King of Rolls" whose performance soars.
By accumulating good karma and being promoted to a priesthood, even the big bosses in the area will have to be polite to me.
(Avenging the wronged souls, bringing the wicked to justice, and watching them collapse and regret in the face of irrefutable evidence, this feeling is more satisfying than counting money!)
"What? The case remains unsolved for ten years?" Don't worry, I'll ask the deceased directly.
"The evil ghost of a wealthy family refuses to reincarnate?" It's no big deal. I'll help him get his family property back and physically save his soul at the same time!
Beautiful policewoman: "Qin Feng! This case is too strange, only you can solve it!"
The Judge said: "Xiao Qin, you did a great job. I think the position of the Chief of the Underworld is right for you!"
Don’t ask me how I know this, the answer is this: there is someone under me (in the underworld)!
That day, I received a strange takeout order.
The goddess who died tragically, asked me for help.
From then on, I became a ghost delivery person.
Make way for the wronged souls and send the dead on their way!
Liu Sheng, a worker in Tang State, initially only wanted to publish two more top-ranked articles to get promoted early, get more pension and live a peaceful life.
But why did he deviate from his dream?
After in-depth communication with the monsters, Liu Sheng gradually made up his mind: "I want to build a spaceship!"
A modern young man wakes up and finds himself in a parallel world, bound to a magical system.
As he explores, the ancient city of Jingjue, the mysterious caves of Longling, the tomb of King Xian... the tombs that are familiar to people in modern novels begin to be unveiled by him...
On a rainy night, Li Lafeng's hands were shaking as he held the only money left for instant noodles - his phone exploded with three pieces of bad news at the same time: his girlfriend cheated on him with a man in a luxury car, AI replaced his last phone call, and P2P took away his parents' money from selling vegetables for thirty years.
When he fell down on the street stall in the urban village, a blood-stained bone pattern blind box rolled to his feet:
"Ding! Bad luck value 999%, the blind box salvation system is activated!"
**Forced to open the destiny blind box every day:**
☑ 50 yuan to open the [Great Evil] blind box, and a jade ring that suppresses the haunted house was found in the garbage dump
☑ Open the [Redemption] blind box for the homeless, and lead to a smuggling case with six skeletons buried
☑ Live dissection of the sky-high price tea blind box, roll out the account book of the northern Myanmar fraud group The sealed blind box hides shocking secrets:
■The mysterious driving instrument of the mother's car accident
■The deed of the unfinished building a hundred years ago
■The AI face-changing master tape of the top internet celebrity...
"Do you think you are opening a blind box?"
The yellowing truth blind box of the palm exudes black mist:
[It consumes 20 years of life to open]
[Every time a lucky box is opened, there are ten more scapegoats]
The young man who was deceived to the Golden Triangle, the owner kneeling on the roof of the unfinished building... their screams are echoing in the box.
[Reality + suspense counterattack + treasure appraisal business war + destiny gamble]
[When a small person becomes a loophole in the way of heaven, he uses blind boxes to pry not only wealth]
[Click to read and see how a small person uses blind boxes to pry the lever of destiny]
Zhou You originally thought his life would be utterly ordinary.
An ordinary birth, an ordinary upbringing, ordinary studies… and then an utterly ordinary death from a terminal illness.
Until he came across an equally plain-looking black book.
From then on, “ordinary” stepped into the realm of the “extraordinary.”
The inescapable Building No. 4, the eerie old street, the Flesh Abomination singing the Ascension Opera, indescribable resurrected beings…
Each script is a profound nightmare, yet every nightmare is also a chance at survival…
The candlelight flares, illuminating a tiny temple. The grotesque descends, and the curtain of the story rises once more.
—So then, welcome to the Grotesque Game!
【Fairy Tale Copy】【Urban Daily】【Rule Entry】
'Animal Affinity' + 'Language Proficiency' = 'Animal Companion'; 'Potion Master' + 'Alchemy' = 'Alchemist Master'; 'Animal Companion' + 'Elemental Perception' = 'Druid Master'; 'Hunter Lord' + 'Demon Perception' = 'Demon Hunter';
White, blue, green, purple, and gold, when I show you my golden items, how will you respond?
“A cheat system? Do you take me for a fool? Nowadays, where can you find such a good thing falling into your lap? Is this some new kind of fraud? Get out of my head. Or is this a murderer training system of aliens that can mind control the host?”
“No, I am the chaos that whispers from nothingness, the nightmare of all living beings in the Southern Ten Stars, the successor of the unparalleled God and… your elder sister.”
“…I only have a younger sister, I don’t have an elder sister!”
“No, you have one. I am an illegitimate daughter. It’s just that your dad never told you.”
I was born ordinary, without any amazing talents or background. An accident led me to meet a good friend of my deceased father, and since then I have embarked on a path of no return. With more experience and broader knowledge, I have gradually found my life goals. Everything in the world is in an infinite cycle, because a certain cause leads to a certain result, and I and everyone I meet are looking for the original heart in this cause and effect, and keep moving forward, witnessing the cause and effect of various cases with practice.