[Revenge methods brutal and perverted; not for the faint‑hearted. (Mindless, fast-paced transmigration, strong female lead with no CP, no ambiguity! No saintliness, no suppression!)]
The Big Devil King swears not to stop until goals are achieved — no saint’s heart, no compassion; straightforward and brutal, if one can act, they won’t waste words.
“Scumbag said you only lost a leg, but Ziling lost her love!” The Big Devil King snapped the scumbag’s leg on the spot.
For the mistress, burned wife and child? He turned the scumbag and mistress into a human centipede.
An invading son-in-law seizing the estate and harming the family? He made him wish he couldn’t live or die by the minute.
Forced a true heiress to donate a kidney to a fake heir? The Big Devil King laughed, then twisted off the heads of the whole family.
The actor husband cheated and smeared dirt on the heroine? The Big Devil King tore apart scumbag husband and bitch wife and ruined them both!
A narcotics officer was killed, his girlfriend sought revenge from a drug lord and fell in love with him.
And a bunch shouting “true love is innocent.” The Big Devil King dragged all these morons into the punishment arena.
That’s just the beginning—and not in order.
A cryptic fanfiction featuring both vengeful spirits and demons. It begins on the eve of World War II, with President Ke already ascending to demigod status and the other members all mid-sequence Beyonders. The Tarot Club has become a powerful syndicate of traitors. To digest the "madman's" potion, the protagonist plots the kidnapping of Miss Audrey Hall, known as "Backlund's Diamond," thus beginning his interactions with the Tarot Club. Also known as "The Years I Slave the Tarot Club," "My Anecdotes with Tarot Club Members," and "The Devil's Self-Cultivation"... This is the author's third cryptic fanfiction. I'm also the author of "Secret: The New Black Emperor Arrives" and "Secret: I Married the Mysterious Queen," so feel free to dive in.
"ah!"
"I'm dead!"
The sky was dim, and Chen De stood on the top of Mount Tai!
The moment the nine dragons pulled the coffin down, he knew that he was finished.
Looking back on the past, it seems like I have lived in water all my life.
…
Chen De looked up to the sky and shouted, "I, Chen De, am truly a good person!"
Heaven has chosen me to walk this earth, so I must seize every moment!
In this chaotic world of conflicting schools of thought, in this chaotic world of hegemony!
Those born under the zodiac of Pojun will lead armies of millions, sword drawn and steed in command... Those born under the zodiac of Ziwei will benefit the common people and control the earth's ups and downs... Those born under the zodiac of Fubi will govern the world, above all others and under none other!
And I, born under the zodiac of Yaoxing, will confuse the will of heaven, bring chaos to the nine provinces, and ravage the world!
Sages never die, and thieves never cease!
!!! Who am I, who am I?
There was a beast that would rather die in battle than turn back.
After a fatal battle, it was weathered in the vast wilderness.
Now, I have returned, bringing with me my arrogance and... my stubbornness!
Travel through a martial arts world, obtain a god-level kidnapping system, and vow to become the universe's number one kidnapper. There's nothing I can't kidnap! Guo Jing, your daughter's been kidnapped by me. If you don't want me to do something to her, give me the Nine Yin Manual and the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms in exchange! What, so obedient? Then I'll give you a grandson for free. ………… Yang Guo, your aunt's been kidnapped by me. If you know what's good for you, cut off your penis yourself! What? Yin Zhiping, you want to cut it off too? Okay, I'll give you the Dragon Slaying Sword. It'll cut through iron like mud, guaranteed painless! ………… Duan Zhengchun, your wife and daughter are already kidnapped by me. Hurry and hand over all your martial arts secrets like the One Finger of Sun and the Six Meridians Divine Sword, then commit suicide by seppuku! What? Want to have some fun with your wives before you die? Get lost, they've already been "fucked" by me...
Whenever you tear the chest of the melee profession with weapons, you will find that the spell-casting chanting of spells is a fucking thing. However, when the master doesn't need to sing spells, and he can release all the spells and spells in an instant, what will happen? At the same time, if this master is still cruel, cunning, evil in mind, dark and grotesque. So... I think you have understood what I want to write.
Family background, connections, wealth, and status have reached the peak of life.
But this is a world where protagonists appear frequently.
And I'm a super villain.
You guessed I was panicking, but I wasn't.
I have a super double template.
A time traveler? A martial arts doctor in the city? A reborn person? A wealthy man who becomes stronger through spending money? A military king? A son-in-law?
If you can’t beat them, join us and I will super-double your abilities and make them mine.
"What's yours is mine, and what's mine is still mine. Protagonists, what do you have to fight me?"
"What are you guys?"
{Conan fanfiction + Death Note + Relaxed + Good-for-nothing + Fun in the middle and late stages + No CP (Just random)}
Kenji Oreki traveled to the world of science and learned the plot. Holding the Death Note, he was determined to realize the ideal that Light Yagami had never realized.
He joined the Black Organization, codenamed Hades. Out of fun, he wanted to find out the boss's true identity.
Gin: Now it's just Hades and I, and I think I might be an undercover agent.
Inspector Megure: I've been getting off work faster and faster lately, thanks to Oreki-kun.
Conan: Oreki-nii, we must bring Hades to justice!
Weather Witch: "Director, are we really going to send Director Lin to the United States?"
Zheng Xian, Director of the Shenmao Bureau: "This is called fighting poison with poison."
"But, this poison..." The Weather Witch was still apprehensive: "Isn't it too strong?"
"Yes, the people of America..." Zheng Xian suppressed a laugh and said, "They are going to suffer!"
Thus, the "Book of Sword of Exorcism" made American men excited. The Whitebeard Pirates launched the "Top War" in New York, and Godzilla landed on the North American continent...
Iron Man Tony Stark: "Asshole, you're going to destroy America for the sake of the advancement of human civilization?"
Big Devil Lin Hao: "Tony, you finally discovered the truth!"
【No Reincarnation】【No System】【School】【Daily Life】
Lin Qiuyue: “Teacher, Jiang Yu is cheating!”
Jiang Yu: “Teacher, Lin Qiuyue farted!”
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Lin Qiuyue: “Jiang Yu, my parents aren’t home, and I’m a bit scared being alone. Can I stay over at your place tonight?”