Travel to another world and bind to the breeding system.
Ron just wanted to live a leisurely life.
result--
Elemental cards imitating poker became popular in magic academies;
The modified version of Three Kingdoms Kill, "Legend Kill", becomes the best partner for the nobility's afternoon tea;
The game "Yu-Gi-Oh! Another World" was snapped up by naughty kids of all races, just to win a "Blue-Eyes White Dragon".
And the "machines" that produce all of this are actually various magical plants.
Ron said innocently, "I originally just wanted to open a flower shop, entertain my lovely employees, and play Mahjong and Landlord every day, but... why did it turn out like this???"
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Six years ago, Tang Nuan Ning accidentally lost her virginity. Bo Yanchen accused her of being unfaithful to her husband and kicked her out of the house with a divorce agreement.
Six years later, she returned with her child. Seeing the smaller version of herself beside her, someone realized that the wild man was actually him.
He was filled with regret, and was both surprised and delighted. From then on, the cold and aloof CEO turned into a clingy guy, wanting to climb into her bed every night.
Later, when he heard that she was getting married, he rushed into the hotel and smashed the wedding scene, gritting his teeth and shouting, "Your husband is not dead yet!"
Everyone was stunned, “!!!!!!”
The eldest son shook his head speechlessly, "I don't want to know this man."
The second son covered his eyes in disgust and said, "This is so embarrassing. I can't bear to watch it. I can't bear to watch it at all."
The third son looked worried, "It's over, Daddy is going to get beaten tonight."
The fourth son frowned, turned his face dark, and rolled his eyes up to the sky, unable to complain.
Only the little daughter ran over in a princess dress, grabbed the corner of Bo Yanchen's clothes, tilted her little head and said cutely,
"Daddy, can't Mommy be a bridesmaid?"
Bo Yanchen: "..."
Congratulations on winning the best large-scale social death scene of the year!
(Transformation + Transformation + Double Purity + Campus + No System + Light Comedy)
During the summer anime club activity, Cheng Xiao was cosplaying Hinata Hyuga when he was struck by a lightning bolt! After waking up——
He found himself transformed into a girl who looked very similar to Hinata, and even awakened his "Baiyan" and soft fist techniques!
Because of her "illegal household" status, she had to temporarily live in the home of Su Qianqian, her "debate partner" whom her good brother Wang Hao had a crush on.
Things gradually went wrong:
"No...why do you want to sleep with me in your arms?"
"Wait! That carton of milk is mine...don't drink it straight from your mouth!"
"You have beautiful lips, can I kiss them?"
"There's cream on the corner of your mouth...why don't you use a tissue instead of...using your mouth?!"
Facing Su Qianqian who was getting closer and closer, Cheng Xiao panicked:
"Brother, I'm sorry... I didn't mean to do this, but she's just too good at it!"
"Master, people say there are gods in this Taoist temple. Excuse me, are there really gods in this Taoist temple?"
Facing the reporter's questions, the energetic Song Feng looked somewhat ordinary, and said like an old man of his age: "There is no such thing as immortals. These are just rumors spread by outsiders. These days, we believe in science. Young comrade, feudal superstition is not acceptable~"
Before he finished speaking, he saw a multicolored light streak across the sky in the distance. Then, a middle-aged Taoist swallowed a spinning sword ball and said to the old man anxiously, "Master, this is bad! The demon dragon you suppressed has broken free!"
Hearing this, the old man paused slightly, then looked at the reporter awkwardly and explained, "...Haha, my apprentice loves acting and doing performance art. He's too immersed in his acting."
After he finished speaking, the old man glanced at the reporter, who was skeptical about his life, and asked, "...Is the camera off?"
"It's off...it's off~" The reporter didn't react.
"That's good..." Upon hearing the reporter's words, the old man smiled faintly. A terrifying aura spread from his body. He simply shook his shoulders, and his entire body transformed into a sacred deity that connected heaven and earth. He said in a thunderous voice, "It's just a small loach. I really gave him honor!"
It turned into a beam of light that connected the sky and the earth and disappeared among the crowd in the blink of an eye.
Photographer: “…”
reporter:"……"
When Liang Chuan traveled through time and space and became the immune system of Qin Ruxue, the school beauty who was diagnosed with a terminal illness.
The style of painting has changed!
[White Blood Cells]: "A large number of cold viruses have been detected, requesting reinforcements!"
Liang Chuan: "Gather your energy and mass-produce a resistance force for me!"
Then, Qin Ruxue over there was like a hungry ghost: "I'm so hungry... I want to eat!"
Doctor: "You can't eat it yet."
[White Blood Cells]: "Cancer cells are moving!"
Liang Chuan: "Local fever has started, and convulsions and heat production have begun!"
Qin Ruxue just felt hungry again, her body was twitching, her breathing was rapid from time to time, and she also had symptoms of allergies.
Qin Ruxue was about to collapse: "My immune system may not be here to save me from terminal illness, but to kill me!"
Liang Chuan: "One of the host and the virus must die today!"
Lu Feng was in a car accident. He didn't expect that he was bound to a system, and he didn't expect that the video he was watching would be broadcast live to ancient times...
Food Videos
Lu Feng: It looks so hungry, I really want to eat it.
Qin Shi Huang: Is this how immortals eat?
Video introducing Confucius.
Lu Feng: As expected of Confucius, I'm afraid those muscles can form the word "virtue", right?
Terracotta Warriors Video
Lu Feng: There are so many people.
Qin Shi Huang: It doesn’t matter if I don’t have this immortal.
Repair Kick Video
Lu Feng: Ah, this hoof trimming video is quite relaxing.
Ancient people from various dynasties: Do we need to repair the horse's hooves as well?
Wei Qing and Huo Qubing: Why does this horse need nails?
…
When the ancients discovered they could buy things on the canopy, they went crazy.
Corn, sweet potatoes, potatoes, and various high-yield seeds are available for purchase.
Mirrors, glass, various modern crafts, buy.
Clearance sale of old books, buy
Host: Count down one, two, three, link up. Oh, sold out?
(Marvel + Devil Boy) (no system)
The Sky-Splitting Claw is a good thing, but it is more than just a space travel tool.
During the battle with Nezha and Ao Bing, Ao Run traveled through time due to his Sky-Splitting Claw and traveled to the Marvel world, the New York Battle in Avengers 1.
From then on, the two worlds of Marvel and Devil Boy became deeply connected because of the Sky-Splitting Claw.
Ao Run: Are you interested in making a deal, Captain?
Nezha: I am a demon, so what? If Marvel doesn’t tolerate me, I will change the world!
Ao Bing: Although Thanos is a bit ugly, others are bald~
Taiyi Zhenren: What? Where does this come from?
…
Marvel's heroes and villains have never seen these super powers from the ancient East.
(There will be some film and television similar content in the front, and those who are anxious can start from Chapter 19)
My name is Shen Qingchen. It has been eighteen years since I traveled to a different world where everyone changes jobs.
Adopted by the richest gangster godfather, I have a dream, which is to be immortal in this extraordinary world.
So my adoptive father sent me to Taoism to become a certified clergyman, and learned from the old Taoist priest how to draw Qi into the body, becoming a cultivator in the Qi Refining Stage.
After going down the mountain and changing his job, he became the rarest and most unique time-related profession in the world - the Lord of Time!
Possess the wealth of the rich! Enjoy the power of the underworld! Control the power of time!
I've never had such a wonderful start! I couldn't help but say "wryyyyy!"
But now, I have a big trouble staring at me...
When Shen Juan woke up, he found himself a participant in the "prison break game".
Live broadcast around the world, hundreds of people escape, failure means death.
While others were frantically researching escape routes, he was choosing a cell: "This one has good lighting, perfect for sleeping."
While others were plotting a riot, he was basking in the sun: "Well, this rusty nail is nice. I'll take it back as a souvenir."
The teammates suddenly became excited——
"Cell 40? It must be a carefully calculated, optimal entry point!"
"Sunbathing? Must be marking an escape route!"
"A random nail? This is definitely a crucial tool!"
Even the passers-by he casually chatted with were imagined as "professional talents scouted in advance."
Shen Juan: "...I just want to take a nap."
However, as his "unintentional behavior" repeatedly led to him accidentally breaking through the levels, his teammates went completely crazy.
"Boss! Please take me flying!"
The global live broadcast audience laughed like crazy:
#The most outrageous way to win without doing anything#
#On how to become the king of jailbreak by relying on salted fish passively#
[Comfortable and funny + live escape + teammates' crazy imagination + Xianyu accidentally became a god]
Chen An, a one-in-a-million otaku, stepped on empty air on his way downstairs to pick up a package and traveled to the continent of Teyvat.
There is no cheat code, no system, only two extremely powerful talents. Not only is he immortal, he can also gather all the props in the world into himself.
So, after settling down and having no worries, Chen An began his own journey of courting death.
Mond.
"Hey! Silly Dragon over there, have you seen that mountain-sized bouncing bomb?"
A bouncing bomb powerful enough to nuke the entire Mondstadt suddenly appeared.
Liyue.
"Morax, how can I repay the thousand-year-old hatred?"
The puppy-sized Ruta Dragon King chased Zhongli and bit him madly.
Rice wife.
"Oh my, such a simple trap, only a fool would fall for it."
Yae Shinko swallowed her saliva wildly as she looked at the fried tofu in the crude rope trap in front of her.
…
After countless years, the law of nature awakened from its slumber.
Chen An: "You are the one who is called Tianli?"
Tianli: “?”
"Monster, look at the sword!"
Bang~
"Monster, look at the sword!"
Bang~
As Chen An continued to draw his sword, Tianli also kept kneeling on one knee and putting his hands together to receive the sword.
"Hehe... sir, times have changed." Chen An put away his sword and left.
Tianli: "Is this person crazy? Did I provoke you?"