In a fantasy world where martial artists can split mountains and creeks with a wave of their hand and break rivers with a kick, there exists a little restaurant like this.
The restaurant isn’t large, but it is a place where countless apex existences will rush into.
There, you can taste egg-fried rice made from phoenix eggs and dragon blood rice.
There, you can drink strong wine brewed from vermillion fruit and water from the fountain of life.
There, you can taste the barbecued meat of a ninth grade supreme beast sprinkled with black pepper.
What? You want to abduct the chef? That’s not going to happen, because there’s a divine beast of unfathomable level, the Hellhound, lying at the entrance.
Oh, that chef also has a robotic assistant that killed a ninth grade supreme being with a single hand and a group of crazy women whose stomachs were conquered.
“Mr. Zhou, we noticed that you were involved in basketball, table tennis, badminton, go, checkers, backgammon, Chinese chess, chess, calligraphy and painting, guitar music, etc. as a child, does this mean even You didn’t choose football as your career. Can you achieve the success you have today in other fields?”
“Well… Only in football do I have more than three minutes of heat.”
“So the ones we listed before are just the products of your three-minute heat?”
“Those are just my hobbies.”
“What about football? Isn’t football your hobby?”
“No, football is love!”
Reporter: May I ask Mr. Scolari, if Quaresma and Cristiano Ronaldo fell into the water at the same time, who would you save first?
Scolari: Of course, save Quaresma first, because Ronaldo will tightly hug Quaresma’s thigh, and he will follow, although I think Quaresma may kick him again and again. Go on…
Quaresma said that he really only wants to play quietly, take the championship quietly, and quietly become the first person in the world football, but there are always a group of teasers around to prevent him from playing well. .
I am also helpless!
Shixuan student Shi Xuan, the mobile phone automatically updated a fighter mobile game, which is actually played by aliens. What is even more amazing is that in the game, you can extract items into reality, and you can also get them from aliens. Get scientific and technological information beyond the earth’s N eras..
Since then, Shi Xuan has embarked on a kangzhuang avenue where she fought against Bai Fumei, picking up girls in the city, pretending to be a face, making money, and becoming the world’s richest man in economy and a leading figure in academics. Established a fantastic country of intelligent technology in the overseas uninhabited island, attracting global elites to come, and the world is coming..
Freshman student Yang Dingtian possesses the Nine Yang Body, found only 1 in million. His Yang Fire is incomparably vigorous and thus, he cannot be near a female’s charms for his entire life. On the night of his 19th birthday, he decided to bid farewell to his virgin life. After stealing and tasting the forbidden fruit, he spontaneously combusted as the result!
In death he crossed over to another world; a world that held respect for Martial Power. His, originally, catastrophic Nine Yang Body was the Nine Yang Body that couldn’t be seen in a millennium! He was saved by a mysterious old man when he was at his last moments and the old man received him for a disciple, then betrothed his daughter to him. Thus, in this odd way, Yang Dingtian became the successor of the largest clan under Heaven, and became the number-one-beauty-under-heaven’s fiance.
Reborn in the slums of Hong Kong before the global financial turmoil caused by the US subprime mortgage crisis in 2008, the love letter was returned by an aunt, and the magnificent life of ordinary people began.
“I used to live alone on prehistoric earth. I went through the Jurassic and watched the asteroids extinct for an era.”
“I have traveled through the heavens and the world, and the world respects me as the supreme supreme!”
“My way, do whatever you want, do whatever you want!”
Chen Zheng and the supreme battle, let the era restart and return to a certain point of time on the earth! Although he was weakened and cultivated, his flesh and Yuanshen are immortal. With the experience of the past billions of years, he can easily cross the city and play the world!
There’s SIS in great Britain, CIA in the US. In Huaxia, there’s Dragon Division, known as the mysterious power of the East.
When a soldier that originally failed to be selected to join, appeared on the Dragon Division’s list again, no one noticed, that this inconspicuous and humble looking guy was actually the Dragon King of the division, the one that’s most difficult to deal with.
He was a man, whose appearance gave every one existential crisis, including a fly that was consecutively caught by him with a pair of chopsticks.
Of course, this story is hilarious as well.
[Shen Yao laughed. “You think I would help you? For what reason?”
Xu Cheng sighed. “Shen Yao, to be honest, you are really pretty.”
“Humph.” Shen Yao snorted coldly, “Can you elaborate on that for me?”
“I don’t know how to get into details, but I can only say that when I accidentally tore your skirt today, I got a boner.” ]
“Players, please listen to the question, who is Iron Man? A: Tony Stark B: James Roddy C: Ivan Vanke D: Virginia Potts”
Tony Stark: Look at me! Look at me! I am Iron Man!
Bruce Wayne: How could such a playboy be a superhero? Eliminate him first!
【Single heroine】【Daily essays】
Qin Chen wanted to find true love, but those girls were not showing his color or his money, which made him very distressed.
Qin Chen secretly vowed that he must find a woman who doesn’t look at him or his money as his wife!
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