Xu Tingfei transmigrates to the Marvel universe and is immediately bound to the [Multiverse Mall System]—as long as you have money, you can buy anything.

His first purchase was a perfect copy of Professor X's telepathy.

And so—just as Tony Stark donned the Mark armor, a notification sounded in his mind: "Ding! Your armor blueprints (including the Arc Reactor improvement plan) have been downloaded by 'user Xu Tingfei'. Do you wish to pay to unlock the anti-mind spying protocol? Monthly fee: $1 billion."

Nick Fury roars from the Helicarrier: "Who can explain why the Hydra spy list is in his shopping cart? And it's 20% off?!"

Loki descended upon New York wielding his Mind Scepter, only to be immediately struck by a gentle thought: "Brother, did you find this scepter on the secondhand market? System analysis shows—the inner gem (Mind) is a high-quality replica. The genuine item is priced at $999.9 billion. How about installments?"

The Ancient One's hand, which was brewing tea in the Mirror Dimension, trembled slightly: "He used 'paid VIP privileges' to block the Eye of Agamotto's spying... and even sent me an ad for 'dimensional loans'?"

When Thanos descended upon Earth with the Infinity Gauntlet, Xu Tingfei merely blinked.

The next second, a clear notification simultaneously popped up in the minds of every hero and villain in the entire universe:

[Global Mindset Broadcast] (Sent by: Xu Tingfei)

"Mr. Thanos, your plan to 'eliminate half of all life' has been classified as an inefficient solution."

We recommend purchasing the 'Sustainable Population Cycle Elimination Protocol' from this store (which includes a free Resurrection Coin pack). First-order special offer: 5 Infinite Gems can offset 90% of the cost.

Thanos: ?

Spiritual energy revives, and martial arts flourishes.

Lin Fan, who obtained Xiuxian University, was bound by the system and began to teach and educate people.

Can't enter the Martial Arts University without bone roots?

It doesn't matter, Xiuxian University is waiting for you.

Can't enter the Martial Arts University because of dull talent?

It doesn't matter, Xiuxian University is waiting for you.

Wait until the alien civilization comes and the martial arts collapse.

It doesn't matter, as long as I have Xiuxian University, all the villains will be killed.

Bai Lian is a player who quit Honkai Impact 3 for a long time. One day, he found that the Hua Collapse form had been released from the card pool. With the idea that he must be European, he downloaded the game again and returned. Finally, after hard work, he saved up enough money...

Ten shots...Everyone is a loser, but his miHoYo system crashed...He directly equipped Bai Lian with nine domains and an end, but the (unknown world) end Kiana stretched out a hand from the phone and caught the collapsed world...

Traveled to a collapsed world...and started pasting from then on?

(The world I traveled through includes Genshin Impact and Bengtie)

After traveling through this damned alien world, Angie, who had been exploited for three years, just inherited the tavern of a black-hearted boss. However, he found that the tavern could actually connect to the Sanctuary world of Diablo. He finally escaped from the Sanctuary world, but the strange ghost who killed the tavern owner knocked on the door of the tavern...

Traveling through the story of a mortal cultivating immortals, he became Mo Juren, the master of Han Lao Mo. Fortunately, he had an incredible comprehension at the beginning! [He transformed from a person without spiritual roots into three spiritual roots of gold, wood and earth] [The fusion of "Changchun Gong" and "Xiangjia Gong" created the "Blood Demon Spring Technique", which can take away the lifespan of others and prolong their lives!] [The "Blood Demon Spring Technique" combined with the "Demon Flame Technique" evolved into the secret method of the demon clan, and finally became the peerless "Brahma True Demon Art"! ] He took the initiative to kill Han Li, the son of destiny, and seized the mysterious vial. He killed Li Feiyu and plundered his lifespan, and since then he has embarked on the road to defy the heavens and change his fate. In the past, the Japanese throne swept across the six sects of the Tiannan Demon Sect, and now all the creatures in the spiritual world chant my name! Nangong Wan: Mo Lang is the love of my life, the ancestor of reincarnation.

Hundreds of millions of people around the world have traveled to the world of martial arts, and countless people are struggling to survive, but Chen Lie has awakened the immortal cultivation simulator!

【The Immortal Cultivation Simulator is now open! 】

【Please select your initial talent! 】

[Martial God Bloodline], [Houyi's Divine Arrow], [Great Dao Chaos Body], [Eight Nine Profound Arts]...

【Selection completed, simulation begins! 】

The next day, you were practicing when a woman suddenly broke into your house.

[Under the moonlight, you inexplicably thought she was very beautiful, and you had sex.]

[[That night the wolves attacked, you were unprepared and were overwhelmed by them]

You're dead

As long as he has enough money, Chen Lie can perform simulations to gain powerful talents and use them for his own benefit!

In the era of universal martial arts training, Chen Lie single-handedly drives the upgrade of military power throughout the world!

A few years later, the immortal cultivation sects invaded, but discovered in despair that the power of this world was beyond their imagination!

"Holy crap! How could there be a Yuanying stage master in the martial arts world?"

"A small leader under Chen Lie's command is actually more powerful than my ancestor!"

"Woo woo woo, my clan leader has been captured by Chen Lie and taken to mining!"

"Silly children, run away!"

Blue ball resources are exhausted and on the verge of extinction!

At this critical moment, the battlefield of national destiny suddenly arrives!

95 countries around the world each draw two people, bind their national destiny, and fight for their country!

The Longxia list was released, shocking the whole country!

One is the heroic Bai Yuekui with snow-white hair!

Another pretentious young man, Su Yun, who wears a black shirt and black trousers, usually puts one hand in his pocket and always says "congratulations"!

This lineup has drawn ridicule from countries around the world.

"These two skinny guys still want to win in the national destiny battlefield?"

"Long Xia, prepare to be exterminated. The resources belong to us!"

However, when an SSS-level ferocious beast appeared, representatives from various countries fled in panic, and Bai Yuekui, who fought bravely against the enemy, was in danger.

Su Yun, who was not favored, went against the flow and slowly emerged from the smoke and dust.

He has deep eyes and holds a time and space driver in his hand.

"Transform!"

The next moment, he transformed into Oma Zi-O, and with a stroke of time annihilation, all the demons were reduced to ashes!

The world is shocked!

Without waiting for Bai Yuekui to calm down his astonishment, Su Yun put one hand on his shoulder, indicating that he would take care of the rest.

"Celebrate."

"Your life is just dancing in my hands!"

Good news, Lin Dou traveled to Douluo Continent!

Bad news, Lin Dou, whose martial soul is the Dirty Earth Wooden Coffin, was rejected by Shrek Academy and regarded as an evil soul master!

Just when Lin Dou was about to be killed by the Shrek Inspection Team, the strongest sect system was activated.

After this, a new generation of Spirit Hall rose up in the world of Douluo Continent!

…

"Ju Douluo, can't you be a little more masculine?"

"Ghost Douluo, you are simply allergic to ultraviolet rays, just take some allergy medicine!"

"No, Bibi Dong, I told you not to come to my room all the time! My room is very clean, there's no need to clean it!"

"Bibi Dong! Watch your daughter! She ran onto my bed again!"

…

From then on, Shrek Academy never regained its former glory.

What is the Body Sect, what is the Mingde Hall, what is the Holy Spirit Church... In front of the Spirit Hall, all living beings are equal!

"Everyone, are you willing to submit to this Pope?"

PS: The timeline of Douluo Dalu 2 is both good and evil, with many female protagonists.

[Easygoing Comedy + Magical Realism + Mostly Daily Life + Nonsensical Humor + Invincible Abilities + Non-Traditional Wish-Fulfillment + Important Supporting Characters, Don't Enter If You Dislike, Don't Flame If You Enter By Mistake]

Lin Tian's mobile phone mutated. Every week, he can experience a mutated version of a mobile APP.

Effects after various apps mutate:

Navigation App 'Baide Maps': Search for ownerless treasures, track rare hidden artifacts.

Fitness App 'HEEP': Train various ancient body refinement secret methods, learn lost martial arts divine techniques.

Travel App 'Flying Cow': Check-in at tourist spots, awaken special abilities, obtain thousand-year-old exotic fruits!

Communication App 'Q Messenger': Contact myriad realms, chat idly in groups to receive red envelopes.

Reading App 'Tomato Novels': Enter novel worlds, challenge plot missions, win big prizes!

Additionally, there's the video app 'Douyin', the game app 'King's Battlefield', the recruitment app 'BOSS Direct Hire'.........

"They say the rich rely on technology, the poor rely on mutation."

"Suppose, I mean just suppose, my tech product, my phone, mutated... then what would I be?"

His roommate thought for a moment and replied: "A poor wife."

Lin Tian: ".....I fucking mutated, I didn't change gender!"

Lin Tian: "Besides, you don't actually think puns are funny, do you?"

This is the story of a 'lying flat' university student who does nothing all day, but occasionally steps up to save the world when he feels like it.

Bad news: He transmigrated into the game he was playing—and he’s about to be sacrificed by cultists in ten minutes.

Good news: He has a player interface.

Bad news: The interface is a nerfed version with only player info and an achievement system.

Good news: Completing achievements comes with huge rewards!

After turning the tables on the cultists, Mo Wen catches the eye of the game’s ultimate villainess—Princess Aestrid—who wants to recruit him as a subordinate.

Mo Wen gladly accepts, because he’s also got his eyes on her. Or more precisely, on an extremely difficult but incredibly rewarding achievement related to her.

[Lord of Villains] : Spend one hundred enchanting nights with the villainous princess Aestrid Yaroslavia.

And so, Mo Wen got to work.

At first, all he wanted was to hang out in the princess’s chambers and chat, hoping to quietly coast through those hundred nights. But somehow, things started to go sideways…

Mo Wen: “Your Highness, mission accomplished! I completed the task you gave me.”

Aestrid: “Well done. Come to my bedchambers tonight. I’ll reward you personally.”

Mo Wen: “?”

Mo Wen: “Your Highness…”

Aestrid: “Permission granted. Come to my bedchambers tonight!”

Mo Wen: “…”

Night N.

Mo Wen: “Your Highness…”

Aestrid: “Permission granted!”

Mo Wen: “No, Your Highness—I meant, I won’t be staying over tonight.”

Aestrid: “?”

That night, Aestrid firmly insisted that Mo Wen stay—and deeply experienced the full extent of his loyalty.