Traveling through time and space to become the second senior brother of the most righteous sect in the world, this was originally a beautiful thing.

But I didn't expect...

The disciples here are extremely rigid and only know how to practice.

Lu Yuan took a look and realized that this was not okay.

First of all, to prevent the sect’s female disciples from encountering the idiotic plots in those melodramatic TV dramas and novels from their previous lives.

She accidentally got poisoned by the Hehuan Powder, and in order to break it, she had to have sex with a disciple of the Demon Sect. In the end, she got pregnant with the Demon Sect's child, and love turned into hatred.

How can we prevent this kind of thing?

Lu Yuan smiled calmly: "I just drugged you, didn't I?"

The hardworking Lu Yuan got up early and went to bed late, and spent the day with his disciples in their caves, with food and water.

From then on, all the disciples of Tianyi Sect grew up eating aphrodisiacs, and their bodies developed drug resistance.

No longer afraid of such despicable tactics.

Then next——

These innocent male disciples of Tianyi Sect have been hiding in the mountains. What if they encounter a skilled witch when they go down the mountain?

Lu Yuan transformed himself into a hot and sexy woman, and in the middle of the night, he took the photo stone to seduce Xiao Chuannan.

Under the guidance of so many teachers in previous lives.

These innocent male disciples were seduced and couldn't stop, and when they were deeply tempted, they shouted.

"Senior Sister, how come you have..."

Lu Yuan also recorded these scenes of social death and played them repeatedly in the hall.

These male disciples no longer believe in love.

In addition, to train their ability to adapt to changing circumstances.

Lu Yuan would randomly refresh the disciples who were sleeping in the monster's lair in the middle of the night.

The disciple who was sleeping soundly woke up and found himself in the monster's lair. The sky seemed to have collapsed.

Faced with such a Second Senior Brother, the disciples cried out in unison: "Second Senior Brother, stop treating us like demons!"

Anti-routine, infinite flow, the protagonist is not invincible, the system is not invincible, it is just a cowardly good guy traveling through various worlds to play the villain, and grows into a person who knows how to live for himself and has the ability to live for himself.

The protagonist is not a saint, but that doesn’t mean he has no bottom line, and the villain is not necessarily a bad person!

[Classic Xianxia + Comedy Cultivation + Rebel Disciple vs. Master + Side Paths & Odd Techniques + No System + Genius + Survival King + Walking Calamity + Early Chapters are Comedy Slice-of-Life – Don't Enter If You Mind]

In the new millennium, modern youth Gu Changsheng transmigrates into a fantastical cultivation world.

By a twist of fate, he becomes the disciple of a beautiful female master from the Purple Heaven Palace.

From there, Gu Changsheng begins his "legendary" rise to the top — not by righteousness or strength,

but by scamming, scheming, stealing, and smooth-talking his way through the cultivation world.

He launches businesses never before seen in any Xianxia world:

Immortal Lottery – Trendy Spiritual Fashion – Changsheng Cigarettes – “Hit Me” Ride Service – Life & Death Insurance – Emergency Cultivator Rescue – Holy Herb Pharmaceuticals – Matchmaking for Immortals…

"Sounds reasonable… right?"

Years later, Gu Changsheng looks back—he's somehow monopolized every single industry in the cultivation world.

It hits him like a lightning bolt:

“Wait a sec… without realizing it, I’ve climbed to the very top of the world!”

Standing at the peak, overlooking the masses, he slowly pulls out a cigarette and lights it.

"Phew~! My carefree, rebellious life... was like walking on thin ice all along."

📌 Author's Note: The synopsis doesn't do it justice — check the main story!

[Political arena, underdog rise, feel-good story, no-brainer]

Chen Qiming was a powerless nobody in the world of politics. He was falsely accused and imprisoned by his superiors, and betrayed by his wife in love.

But then—he was unexpectedly reborn in 2006.

At his university graduation ceremony, the high school belle confessed her feelings to him. In his previous life, he had firmly rejected her.

This time, he decisively said yes—

Because her father seemed… not so simple.

After half a lifetime of working on a sewing machine, Zhao Weihong finally...

died suddenly!

When he opened his eyes again, Zhao Weihong returned to the summer after he failed the college entrance examination.

Looking at his haggard parents, and then at the relatives who came to collect debts.

Zhao Weihong pondered for a moment and decided to change his way of life.

"Dad, I'd better go to the army."

......

Many years later, Zhao Weihong, with golden stars on his shoulders, quietly posted a circle of friends in the dead of night.

"My life is like walking on thin ice."

"Do you think I can get to the other side?"

Zhao Weihong's old squad leader, old company commander... and other leaders were instantly broken after seeing this circle of friends!

You are walking on thin ice?

It's us who are walking on thin ice!

[Farming cultivation + non-academic stream + genius stream]

Su Ping, who came to the world of beast control, awakened the All Souls Illustration. As long as he cultivated more similar beasts, his ability would be stronger.

From then on, a path of becoming a beast master began at his feet:

Tide of wolves + plant army + arrival of tree world = forest torrent

Undead Swordsman + Sword Pet * 99 = Wanjian Chaozong

Terminator Legion + Mechanical Storm...

Zerg...

Many years later, faced with the siege of various countries and the forbidden land counterattack,

The boss of a petting beast base walked out to attack the enemy country.

The mentality of all enemy beastmasters and ferocious beasts has collapsed:

Who taught you how to control beasts like this?

[No system] [No time travel] [Invincible physical body] [Ultimate swordsmanship] [Decisive and ruthless] [Sweeping all the way]

……………

Qin Guan is a powerful martial artist of the eighth realm who, following his master's orders, descends the mountain to fulfill his marriage contract.

The Nan family thought Qin Guan was a useless person who couldn't cultivate, and they didn't want to break the contract and ruin their reputation, but they also didn't want to marry their talented second daughter to him.

So the stepmother of the Nan family arranged for her dying eldest daughter to marry in place of her own daughter.

Unexpectedly, the kind-hearted young lady turned misfortune into blessing, meeting the love of her life as she neared the end of her life.

Everyone thought Qin Guan was a good-for-nothing, but little did they know he was an exceptionally skilled warrior.

The moment he made his move, everyone was shocked!

Everyone believed that martial artists were born without a dantian (energy center), making it impossible for them to condense spiritual energy for cultivation and thus difficult to achieve enlightenment.

Qin Guan, however, received a heaven-defying inheritance, allowing even a martial artist to cultivate the way of the sword, practicing both swordsmanship and martial arts.

You're just a martial artist, who gave you permission to forge a sword?

...

In September 1815, Ron, the king of the extinct Lah Kingdom, announced the restoration of his country in the Grey Mist Territory of the Emerald Kingdom.

Three days later, the Lah Kingdom announced its extinction.

...

In January 1816, Ron, the honorary teacher of the White Demon Academy, announced the restoration of his country in the Magic City.

A week later, the Lah Kingdom announced its extinction.

...

In July 1816, Ron, the strongest cadre of the Demon King's Army, announced the restoration of his country in the Demon King's City.

A month later, the Lah Kingdom announced its extinction.

...

In February 1817, Ron, the bishop of the Holy Grace Church, announced the restoration of his country in the City of God's Coming...

...

"Restore your country, you mb, who taught you to restore your country this way?" the crowd roared.

[No harem + invincible + funny + funny + time travel, please do not enter if you mind. 】

[Old author's new book, 20 million words of experience, likes to dig holes, and reads a few chapters patiently when seeing something unreasonable. ]

The disciple who had just joined the sect came to report in panic:

"Master, something terrible has happened. Our eldest brother has robbed us of our money!"

"What a fuss! It's your senior brother who is trying to benefit us!"

"Big Brother is kidnapping and extortion!"

"Oh, I told you it was Senior Brother who was looking for benefits for us!"

"But, our eldest brother has been possessed by a demon, so we have to take care of this, right?"

"Congratulations, he has finally made progress in his practice!"

"But, Big Brother also killed someone!"

"Why don't you go and help? Sect disciples, grab your weapons!"

Zhou Mo sat on a park bench with a cup of milk tea, his mind empty as he pondered over something crucial for a man who had just traveled through time. When would he die? And... who stole his brain? The murderer was very unethical. It was understandable that he dug out his brain, but taking away his eyes as well was too much. So Zhou Mo planned to retrieve his brain before he died completely.