[Lighthearted and humorous][System protagonist plus reborn protagonist][Female-centric][High-level martial arts][Universal starry sea world view][Meme-filled][Fast-paced]

My name is Zhang Youyou. In my past life, I was a cool, handsome, and aloof male otaku with a withdrawn personality, severe social anxiety, and a dislike for conversation. I never imagined that I would be given a time-travel permit and become a girl!

Holy crap! What kind of start is this? The second brother gets the system?!

Reborn Empress Luo Yuxuan: No, this little fool who spent twelve years with me in the orphanage, how come he's so... cruel when he makes a move.

Zhang Youyou: Immortal Technique. Heavenly Flame Funeral. Starfall. Kun Multiplier!

Looking at the strange beast whose sky suddenly darkened: Huh? Ah? I'll hit her, really? ???

Beast 1: Answer me, why? Why? Although she didn't start by going head-to-head with us in terms of stamina, and was a weak newbie, you didn't say that this crazy woman's mana bar was bottomless!

Beast 2: Look my eyes, answer me! Can you beat them? Ah, yes, yes, yes!

Beast: Huh? Why are you so concerned about cultivation level? It'll corrupt this little ancestor's strength!

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Heaven and man are at war, the universe is at war.

Above the vast universe, divine thoughts illuminate all realms; I am the being of concepts.

After finishing her daily tasks, Zhang Youyou was pulled into the women's bathhouse by Luo Yuxuan during her free time: ? !! It seems I've turned into a woman... Not bad?

[Transformation + Slice of Life + Two Female Leads]

Jiang Nian, a 25-year-old unemployed youth, was transformed into a girl by the system for some absurd reason.

"You mean, I was chosen by you just because my name is Jiang Nian? And you forcibly bound me to you?"

System: Yes.

Can I use Zisha (purple clay) pottery?

System: No, that won't work.

She thought becoming a girl was tough enough, but what was even tougher was that the system wanted her to go back to school.

"What? Go back to school? Maybe I should just stick with Zisha pottery."

System: Since you're already unemployed, why not go back and rebuild your life? With my assistance, it's better than you being a carefree, unemployed young man.

Jiang Nian was speechless....

Since she was already there, she decided to make the best of it. And so, Jiang Nian's school life began. But why was she being targeted as soon as she enrolled?

(This is a newbie's journey, so there might be some minor hiccups at the beginning. Please bear with me.)

Xiao Jin transmigrated into a melodramatic angst-filled novel as a cannon fodder side character.

A strange woman who was disabled, disguised herself as a man, and obsessed with the male lead.

None of that mattered though, because she wouldn’t survive more than three chapters.

The cannon fodder was the third prince of the current dynasty—an accomplished war hero with a fearsome reputation that spanned the empire. Enemy armies trembled at the sound of his name. He was known as the “Ghost Rakshasa.”

Yet this god of war was gravely injured and crippled, coughing up blood after taking just a few steps.

He also developed tuberculosis and hovered on the edge of death.

There was only one reason for this: it was an angst novel. The male lead was the Crown Prince, and the female lead was a fallen princess from a ruined nation.

The cannon fodder’s only role was to destroy the heroine’s country, then die beautifully.

At this moment, Xiao Jin stared at her ruined legs and the pool of blood she had just coughed up. Her mental state completely collapsed.

She kindly told the butler to prepare a coffin—she’d lie down soon.

Then the mechanical voice of a system rang out.

“Warning! Host’s life has only 48 hours remaining. Please complete the first task as soon as possible to extend your lifespan.”

“Task 1: Interrupt the wedding — forcibly marry the heroine who is about to wed the second male lead.”

“Friendly reminder: Only after completing all tasks and getting killed by the heroine, Chu Shao, will your life countdown stop and you can return to your original world.”

Xiao Jin was silent.

In her mind, she pictured a terminally ill cancer patient in a wheelchair dramatically crashing the heroine’s wedding.

“…”

Xiao Jin: “Can I choose death instead?”

System: “Nope, Host.”

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After many twists and turns, Xiao Jin finally completed all the tasks.

That day, the sky was vast and clear, autumn geese flew south.

Chu Shao stepped over the corpses of cannon fodder and returned to her homeland, ascending the throne in glory.

The whole empire bowed before her.

Xiao Jin, in prison robes, sat in a wheelchair, escorted by imperial guards, looking up at the new empress.

She was content.

Everything was ready—now she just needed Chu Shao to kill her.

Empress Chu Shao, with unparalleled beauty, stood with twelve ceremonial tassels hanging from her crown. Sword in hand, she descended the steps and gazed gently at Xiao Jin.

Just when Xiao Jin thought she was about to be stabbed through the heart, Chu Shao raised her sword and slit the throat of the imperial guard beside her.

The rest of the guards turned pale and fell to their knees.

Chu Shao, hands dripping with blood, crouched in front of Xiao Jin. As though gazing up at a deity, she stared at her for a long time.

She placed the bloodied sword aside and said in a trembling voice:

“Don’t leave me.”

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[IMPORTANT WARNINGS!!]

1. While the tone of the story is marked as lighthearted, some parts are definitely not.

2. Chapters 138–140 and 77–80 involve side couples and previous-generation characters. They’re melodramatic, not pure (non-virgin), and written to tie together the story’s logic—please read the author’s notes for context before purchasing.

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How to Enjoy This Story:

1. This is a cathartic fantasy story set in an alternate world—historical accuracy is not the goal.

2. The female lead, Chu Shao, is a yandere and mentally unstable. The system doesn’t do much—Xiao Jin mostly survives by being awesome.

3. The ending has a twist, but it’s a happy one. Timeline explanations are in the author’s note for Chapter 175.

Tags: Strong leads | Transmigration | Gender disguise | Cathartic read | Light tone

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Xiao Jin

Chu Shao

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One-sentence summary: Don’t leave me.

Theme: Though physically broken, the will remains unyielding. Charge forward with courage.

[Bloodline] + [Transformation] + [Battle] + [No System] + [Western Fantasy] + [Single or Hundred]

"Let me go, you bastard!"

"Didn't you say you would attack me? How dare you speak so arrogantly now? Become my daughter."

As the 72nd generation of King-level Demon Slayers, Demon Slayer Lan Ye fought against the Vampire Queen. However, she was defeated and ended up being embraced by the Queen and becoming her daughter.

Disguising herself as a boy, then confessing, anticipating the other person's surprised expression—just thinking about it is exciting, right? However, when Yiwen shyly and awkwardly told the boy in front of her, "Actually, I'm a girl," she never imagined—he was also a girl. ———— A story of a cross-dressing man encountering someone with gender dysphoria; a story of a policeman and a killer sharing a classroom; a story of a clueless, amnesiac girl with no common sense. (Superpowers group number: 435926338 [Mista])

[Dual female leads, body transformation/male-to-female transformation, modern city]

Waking up and looking at herself in the mirror, she was at a loss. The sudden change caught her off guard, but it also opened up a new life. On the road, she met a cunning woman. The two met and got to know each other. What kind of love sparks will fly between them?

Given their identities, their families, and societal prejudices, can they overcome all of this...?

[Strange revival + transformation + horror + violent aesthetics + invincibility in the later stages]

(Readers, be careful.

If you read too many novels, you will become a beautiful girl!)

Cao Zian never dreamed of this.

I just read a novel all night and I actually traveled through time!

And he even traveled through time and space to become a white-haired adult loli!

Then he dreamed of a middle-aged couple with a young boy squatting on a grave, burning paper and muttering his name.

"Brother, when you left, your phone was not formatted and was discovered by my parents..."

Cao Zian suddenly woke up!

Looking around, I found that the bed sheets were covered with cash.

The next day, his younger brother from his original world secretly ran to the grave again.

I burned him a paper figurine of General Raiden and a USB drive full of anime...

Cao Zian's life changed from then on.

Until the strange world came into being.

A certain white-haired adult loli grabbed the neck of the strongest ghost rider on Blue Star with one hand.

"Let me tell you, I, Cao Zian, am a very reasonable person."

"Do you think what I just said is right?"

"Ah, out of breath?"

"Then take this as your consent!"

Soon, a not-so-rhyming limerick spread between the two worlds.

The girl next door has grown up, she is as strong as a mountain and as powerful as the world.

No one tasted her red lips, and she killed the young man with one punch.

The clouds resemble clothes and the flowers resemble beauty, and Stallone was beaten to death with two punches.

She holds the lute half-covered, and sinks the cruiser with three punches!

Marvel Cinematic Universe – Final Fantasy XIV (5.0).

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After Li Guang traveled to the Marvel world, he discovered that he could actually travel to the Final Fantasy 14 world (5.0 timeline) again.

Although he didn't become his own game character, he did successfully meet his own cat... Moreover, Li Guang discovered that he had a very close connection with his cat girl.

Not only can the two of them share most of their abilities, but the souls between him and Mao Mao are also the same. Most importantly, the feelings between the two are also mutual -

Speaking of mutual feelings, I am not sleepy anymore, because this is just like the legendary two souls in one body, which is double the happiness~~ and when I am close to my wife Alice, I can have a completely different feeling╭(￣▽￣)╮.

ps:

In Chapter 94, the male protagonist will appear in "magic female costume"; after that, mainly in the Marvel world, he will appear as Alice or his own cat girl.

Second, it can probably be considered as two souls in one body?

Third, the author writes with love, but will maintain a steady update; this is his first time writing a book, so his abilities are limited.

A system designed to cultivate the strongest battle songstress selected a soul with boundless potential and used its remaining power to prepare the perfect songstress body—a perfect start! However… the system and its support spirit watched as the new host suddenly trembled, her hair turned golden, and she decisively defeated her enemies with brutal blows, before falling into a long silence. Question: This host can transform into a Super Saiyan, making her completely unnecessary for singing when fighting enemies. How can I cultivate her into a songstress? Worlds Experienced: Date A Live → Honkai Impact 3rd → Symphogear → Demonic Frontier → Dragon Ball → Demon Slayer → Akame ga Kill! → Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha → ?

[Transformation] [Transformation into a yuri character] [Arknights fanfiction] [Indecisive without killing (Schrödinger's state)] [All things in nature are created to nourish man! (Spoilers ahead)] [Severe OOC] [Original storyline] Read at your own risk if you are a potential trigger for this.

The boy transforms into a girl, gaining the "golden finger" of "I think," where she can distort reality with her own mind, bringing the dead back to life and shattering everything in her path. Will she examine her own heart to wield this power, or will she save others and help the land overcome its calamity?

How can we balance the inflated desires and rationality brought about by omnipotent power?

"Since things have come to this, let's eat first."

"I fantasized again, fantasized that Theresa didn't die, fantasized that Ace left Chernobog alive, fantasized that Frostnova would become my colleague, fantasized that Nian would become my first wife..."

"Stop thinking about it, Xiaohe, it's your turn to do chores today, get up!"

"Belief is magic!"

"What magic? This is clearly Originium Arts!"

"It's not hard to be a good person; what's hard is turning a bad person into a good person."

"Miss Liu is kind-hearted and can't stand bad people."

"What? You're telling me you don't want to be a good person? If you don't want to be a good person, then you'd better die."