"Old Xu, you have to keep this wife whether you want her or not!"
During famine years, the country's population plummeted, and in an effort to stimulate births, the government began providing wives for free.
Just as Xu Lang was about to cry, the God-level System was activated.
"Officer, I've decided I want three wives!"
then……
State media outlets arrive promptly every month, beaming from ear to ear: "Old Xu, three more this month! Do you even have enough room at home?"
Xu Lang looked pained: "My lord, three after three, three after three! I've already saved eighteen girls!"
Welcome home!
"Would you like to take a shower first, or have dinner first?"
"Isn't there a third option?"
"No, in that case, let's eat first. I made omelet rice today."
"Speaking of omelet rice, there really should be that omelet rice maid magic, right?"
"I just can't do anything with you... So cute, so adorable! You've become delicious! So cute!"
"And there's heart-shaped hand gesture too?"
"I'm nowhere near as tall as you!"
The maid finally lost her temper and dumped the omelet rice on Lin Shuang's head.
Lin Shuang: That feels good.
Mo Yi, who came to the Honkai World, relied on the Honkai Game Console to obtain various invincible Stigmata - Toilet War God Hisoka, Crimson King Qi Qi, Magic Cat Kyubey...
He was preparing to marry Binglu Anna and live a peaceful life, but he gradually discovered that the plots of the games he played seemed to be true?
"The Rising of the Goose Brave"
Mo Yi: When the sun sets, it will be my death. Before that, I will let you see what an arrow that shatters the stars is!
Bianca: Stop, this is my theater version!
"Magical Girl Gracie"
Gracie: For those of you who have had hope so far, I don’t want them to cry. I hope they can smile until the end. It's up to me to break the rules that stand in the way of this, to change them - that's my wish. Please make it happen, Kyubey!
Chubby Yi: I understand all the principles of saving the world, but how do you want me to endure all this? If saving you is a sin, let me be the sinner.
"Miss Alicia, who is good at teasing people, wants me to confess my feelings ~ Miss Pink Fairy, who is unpredictable, is not only cute"
Alicia: Alicia has always loved everyone, but I also want to try the feeling of being loved once in a while~
Fanfiction: Douluo Continent
• Story style: Unconventional, lighthearted and humorous, dark and cunning
• Main character elements: System-based, Transmigrator, Multiple female leads, Intelligent.
• Worldview Setting: Hegemony, Technological Advancement, and Enlightenment
I woke up to find myself as Huo Yuhao from Douluo Continent 2, a character with a tragic start, and inhabited by Tianmeng and Elder Yi. Faced with Bei Bei and Tang Ya's enthusiastic invitation to join the Tang Sect, I, familiar with the original story, immediately refused—what a joke! Who wants to be the son-in-law of a scheming, unjustly plotted against for millennia?
[Ding! Refuse fate's arrangement! The Multiverse Sign-in System is activated! Newbie quest: Sign in at Shrek Academy!]
From then on, the tone completely shifted. Shrek Academy wanted to use the title of "core disciple" to bind me? I'll just pull out the "Flawless Meditation Technique" rewarded by the system, its efficiency will crush your Xuan Tian Gong! Knowing that the inspection team is going to suffer, I'll simply switch to spectator mode, focusing on "respecting the fate of others."
I infiltrated the Body Sect, using modern thinking to subdue a group of brutes and rise to become its leader; I took control of the Holy Spirit Cult, treating evil soul masters as mere laborers. When the God King Tang San cast his gaze upon me, I had already integrated the two major forces, my military might pointing directly at the continent.
Tang San, it's time to change the chess player on this continent. Your Shrek Academy is too hypocritical; your theocracy needs to be overthrown! And I, President Huo, will establish a new order in this world, and incidentally, save those heartbroken beauties—only children make choices, I want them all!
Parallel world, abilities awakened.
Gu Fan got a special card maker.
Absorb other people’s abilities, and combine them with all kinds of daily visible items to create a variety of strange abilities cards.
Ice cream + ability “strength enhancement” = attribute card: strength.
Ability “Frost Eruption” + Ability “Fire Blast” = Skill Card: Ice and Fire Dual Sky
Trunk with thick bowl mouth + ability “Quick Freeze” + ability “Armed Arms” = Weapon Card: Frost Gatling.
Finally, one day, Gu Fan had countless ability cards.
Swordsmith Ling Tian has forged 50,000 swords. Upon his triumph, his soul traveled to another world, possessing the body of a lowly sword slave. He condensed into a body of ten thousand swords, possessing a peerless fire seed, awakening the most powerful martial spirit. He rose to prominence, conquering countless enemies, and boasting a commanding presence. He can refine weapons, make elixirs, understand music, and cook. His mother said, if you want to get into this world, you have to know everything!
Duanmu arrived in the world of Genshin Impact with a dashboard. All characters he'd paid for appeared on the dashboard. The Thunder God Baalzebul, the head shrine maiden Yae Mimiko of Narukami Taisha Shrine, Kamisato Ayaka, the eldest daughter of the Kamisato family, Nagano Fireworks Shop's Nagayoshi, the Resistance...
About I Became the Stand-in of Destiny's Child: Gu Changsheng: "At the beginning, we agreed to flirt with Destiny's Child's fiancee and then run away, but three years passed, and then another three years passed! Now his master's wife and his childhood sweetheart, Junior Sister, are both pestering me! If you don't close the net, I will become Destiny's Child, Boss!" System: "Can you be nicer to me! Now, if all book friends think that "I Became the Stand-in of Destiny's Child" is good, please don't forget to recommend it to your friends in QQ group and Weibo!
Transmigrated into the lowest-ranking nurseryman on the Beast Planet, Tu Nan was locked in an iron cage, numbered, valued, and sold off cheaply, destined to give birth to one child after another until her life was exhausted.
Everyone says that with her constitution, she won't survive three pregnancies and will be beyond repair, not even qualified to be a reproductive tool.
In the midst of crisis, the system awakens.
She threw herself into the arms of the disfigured, strong male beast, begging him to buy her through tears.
She succeeded, and from then on... she kept choosing the strongest offspring to produce the most ruthless children, thus completing her genetic makeup.
Her first child awakened a white tiger, her second a phoenix rose from the ashes, and her third a top-tier royal bloodline reverted to its ancestral form. Each of her children was extraordinary, and they all recognized their mother but not their father.
A nobleman wants to claim kinship? Cut it off. A general wants to abduct someone? Kill him.
The emperor begged her to have another child, but she turned to her children and asked, "Do you want a younger brother or sister? Is there enough room in this world?"
Multiple female protagonists + historical battles + time travel and Mount & Blade + gacha system + comedic generals
Jiang Yu, a modern-day couch potato, wakes up to find himself in a medieval village.
He was attacked by bandits who massacred his village at the start of the game. He initially tried to hide in a cesspool to save his life, but unexpectedly activated the [Overlord System].
As a result, my hand slipped and I put all my skill points into [Polearm Mastery].
Thus, the most outrageous "God of War" in history was born—wielding a pitchfork, crying as he killed, his movements fluid and graceful, his expression utterly cowardly!
"Don't come any closer! When I go crazy, even I'm afraid of myself!"
"System, you call this a cheat code? This is a crippled system!" (His hands tremble like he has Parkinson's when he holds any weapon except for polearms.)
However, this is just the beginning...
The summoning function was enabled, but the summons yielded only bizarre generals: Pan Feng, the peerless general; Mi Heng, the king of empty talk; Xing Daorong, the post-2000s general...
Even more absurdly, the way the girls in this world look at him is strange—cold and aloof older women, tsundere knights, and yandere doctors.
And so, Jiang Yu, leading a group of eccentric generals and a problematic female protagonist, began his unconventional path to supremacy—
Others fight battles with strategy, he fights with unconventional tactics!
Others recruit famous generals with charm, he recruits them with... unlimited food!
Others build nations with iron-fisted methods, but he builds his nation with... a battlefield of heroines?
"System, are you sure you didn't give me the wrong script?"