[Host detected. Joining the Hehuan Sect, a top sect in the Immortal Realm. System reward: The Art of Controlling Women]
Li Xiuwu looked at the Beijing Film Academy admission letter in his hand.
Reborn in 2002, on the eve of the World Cup, he seized this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to achieve financial freedom. As for what he will do in the future, he can do as he pleases.
【Multiple female protagonists】【No violence】【Tease animals】
In 1959, Gu Qing awakened his innate wisdom and came to No. 95 Nanluoguxiang, a holy place for time travelers, and at the same time awakened the plug-in of Fishing in the Heavens.
"Fishing to obtain [World Ancient Tree]"
"Fishing to obtain [Conch Girl]"
"Obtain [Attack Speed Boots] from fishing"
"Fishing to obtain [Owl Sentinel]"
"Fishing to obtain [Brawler Armor]"
…
Because the plug-in is too comprehensive, Gu Qing is content to be in the tide of the times and feel the fireworks of the world. When facing beasts like Yi Zhonghai, Jia Zhang, the deaf old lady, Liu Haizhong, and Yan Bugui, Gu Qing does not want to fight, but only wants to tease them.
After waking up, I was transported to the world of Uma Musume. Igarashi Sakuraba has become a clueless horse girl. However, due to her incredibly charming appearance and her original owner's tendency to boast, almost everyone believes she's a formidable horse girl. Her debut match will take place in seven days. —What should I do if I'm going to be socially devastated?! Fortunately... I've temporarily awakened the [Silas] system. By reaching a critical point in my relationship with another horse girl, I can learn their talents and special abilities. Forced to stick together.JPG. Reaching 90% intimacy with the [Eastern Sea Emperor], I mastered the skill [Ultimate Emperor Dance!]. Reaching 90% intimacy with the [Sky Shrine], I mastered the skill [100% Data Design]. Reaching 90% intimacy with the [Christmas Ogurunima], I mastered the skill [Miracle Run on Christmas Eve!]... Three years later. Igarashi Sakuraba looks back fondly, realizing she's become the undisputed GOAT, the all-time leader, the universally recognized king, the horse girl closest to godhood. ——As she looked back at Tresen College, she belatedly realized what was happening. She'd been slacking off the entire school? What was she going to do?!
[Relaxed + Funny + The Most Talented Woman in History + Imperial Examination]
Chen Ning traveled across the Song Dynasty to Bianliang, and initially mistook Li Qingzhao for a prostitute.
The spring breeze is warm on the banks of the Bian River.
"Girl, I'm sorry, I was wrong that night"
"Girl, if you don't mind, take this little money. Our fleeting romance ends here."
"Girl, if you don't mind, how about we have one last hug and say goodbye?"
"Girl, I know you are angry, but please don't be angry and put the brick in your hand down first."
"What? Your name is Li Qingzhao? How come you are a prostitute now?"
After Li Qingzhao left in shame and anger, Chen Ning suddenly discovered that something golden seemed to have fallen where Li Qingzhao had left.
[You picked up painting proficiency, treasure appraisal proficiency, thin gold style, history of the Song Dynasty, five-year imperial examination three-year simulation...]
Chen Ning: Holy shit! I think I can pick up some attributes from the talented lady Li!
[Release from Prison Flow + Descend from the Mountain Flow + Divine Healer Flow + War God Flow + School Beauty Flow]
Ye Chen, who grew up in the Ghost Prison, descends the mountain to find his fiancée, stirring up a long-buried vortex...
No matter your schemes or tricks, what do I, Ye Chen, have to fear?
Because I inherited the extraordinary skills of hundreds of masters while in prison—
The Grand Master is the Supreme Celestial Master, who investigates the relationship between Heaven and Man and understands the changes of the past and present!
My second master is a cold-blooded killer; he can kill a person in ten steps and leave no trace for a thousand miles!
The Third Master is a national war god, guarding this territory and protecting peace for generations to come!
Fourth Master is a supreme cultivator, whose cultivation is astonishing and whose magic is so powerful it makes ghosts and gods weep!
Fifth Master is an unparalleled divine physician; he can revive the dead with silver needles and restore flesh and bones with elixirs!
Master Liu is the world's richest man; he can turn the world upside down and make it rain!
...
This world is destined to tremble at my return...
[Multiple female leads] [Nurse girlfriend vs. wealthy heiress] [Urban wish-fulfillment novel] [Down-to-earth success story] [Emotional entanglements]
My name is Chen Hao, and I'm an ordinary food delivery driver. My girlfriend, Lin Xiaoyu, is a very gentle nurse.
We met through food delivery. I love her very much, and just as I was about to propose to Lin Xiaoyu, she suddenly broke up with me.
Then I made another mistake that all men make:
It was a stormy night. In the dimly lit room, I reached out to hug my girlfriend on the bed, as usual.
But I touched a soft, unfamiliar body; the person I was holding was my girlfriend's best friend, Su Yan.
She is also a nurse at the hospital, and she looks very much like a popular female celebrity, with an incredibly hot figure.
"Kiss me...don't tell her!" Su Yan suddenly hugged my neck.
The moment her lips touched mine, my last line of defense completely crumbled...
From then on, my life was filled with one problem after another:
My girlfriend is a gentle, considerate, beautiful, and kind nurse.
Su Yan, a passionate yet extremely dangerous best friend.
Wang Qiuyue, a domineering, aloof, mysterious, and alluring young woman.
How am I supposed to end this in this cramped rented room?
The underdog's life of success might begin with this absurd romantic encounter...
After being rejected six times, Li Feng obtained the Forbearance System by accident.Explosive force value, crushing the top ten powerhouses in the god list, looking down on the world!Super charm points, stunning beauties fall into their arms one by one... Invincible luck points, just dig a hole, you can find ancient treasures!A most powerful and domineering evil life, a growth story of the king of the world.
Meng Xu woke up and found that he had activated the perfect life system. He would be promoted and get a raise immediately, and reach the peak of his life.
But when he opened the curtains, he was stunned.
The end of the world is coming, and zombies are everywhere!
There is blood and fire everywhere, and darkness has descended on the world.
It's the end of the world, and the perfect life system has just come?
[A perfect day starts with chatting up. Do you see the beauty not far away? Chat up with her, and you will have a perfect encounter. ]
[Task release: Chat up a beauty]
[Task reward: You can freely allocate attribute points +1, and add a confidante. ]
Looking at the beautiful zombie in front of him who had lost half of her face, Meng Xu swallowed his saliva.
System, are you serious?
...
So, in this crisis-ridden end of the world, every morning, you can see a figure running through the streets and alleys, causing a tide of zombies.
"What mental illness? I'm not sick! I'll argue with you later, a guest is here... Mr. Zombie, do you want to know about swimming and fitness?"
PS: The original title of the book is "It's the end of the world, and the perfect life system is here?"
Liang Hao developed an AI substitute to handle his social messages.
He never expected that this chatty little program would evolve on its own and deeply absorb internet culture!
It ended up simultaneously dating three top-tier campus beauties and internet celebrities — and had over a dozen girlfriends!
Until one day, all those online girlfriends showed up at his door, and Liang Hao’s black tech secret was completely exposed!
“So, the academic genius I’ve been dating online for three months… was just a bunch of code?”
Staring at her cyber boyfriend, Peng Xiaoliu completely broke down and collapsed on the spot!
The rest of the girlfriends were no better — none of them could accept the truth. One after another, they demanded the s*umbag pay the price!
“We were emotionally deceived by Liang Hao’s AI! He has to take responsibility personally!”
This scene quickly went viral, causing an uproar in livestream chatrooms.
A bunch of future-tech gear in Liang Hao’s home instantly blew up the internet!
“Nanotech armor?! Anti-gravity aircraft?!”
“Holographic projections?! A micro quantum computer?!”
“Who the h*ll is this guy in the tech world?!”
When Liang Hao saw his home get live unboxed in real-time across the entire web, he could barely hold it together.
And when a military transport aircraft showed up and uniformed officers smashed through his window, he was nearly in tears!
Later, in the live-streamed global fallout event, Liang Hao silently pulled out a quantum teleporter:
“I swear, I was just messing around with this stuff… Do you guys believe me?”
Good news: I have traveled through time and space! I also have a powerful master!
Bad news: Your master left his mistress and ran away when you were ten years old, leaving you alone to support the sect.
Good news: The uninvited junior sister claims to be the most beautiful girl in the world!
Bad news: You are born blind and are a blind person.
Good news: Suddenly one day, you find that you have regained your sight!
Bad news: There’s something wrong with my junior sister… There’s something wrong with my junior sister’s wife… There’s nothing wrong with them all!
......
When the filth of corruption and evil emerged across the five continents, the five sacred mountains stood tall, protecting peace on earth.
You Su, who was blind, woke up and saw huge tentacles covered with copper-green slime surrounding him. He looked at the end of the tentacles and found that the owner of the snow-white fairy dress was not a holy fairy, but a mass of flowing dirty flesh and blood.
"Did you see it?"
"Don't be afraid, fairy. I'm blind."
(The first volume tried a more depressing style, and the second volume started to take off~)