One day.
A boy who looked like a little adult appeared in a Taoist temple.
Looking at the back of the Taoist priest who was famous in the surrounding county, he said neither humbly nor arrogantly, "My name is Qiao Feng, my father is Qiao Sanhuai, and I come from a neighboring town. I humbly request that the Taoist priest accept me as his disciple!"
Upon hearing the sound, Lin Dong, the Taoist priest in Qingfeng Temple, was completely dumbfounded, and his worldview shattered on the spot.
There are fifty great ways, forty-nine heavenly developments. One vanished, and Siye was that one. He watched as the Ancestral Dragon, Ancestral Phoenix, and First Qilin vanished into the primordial wasteland; Hongjun united with the Dao to secure a glimmer of hope for the masses; Nuwa and the Three Pure Ones of the West attained sainthood; the demon race established the Heavenly Court; the human race emerged; the witch-lich war led to the human race's prosperity. After one catastrophe after another, one shift of heaven and earth after another, and one reincarnation after another, a glimmer of hope finally emerged. To change the predetermined outcome, Siye decided to roll up his sleeves, cultivate the land, build roads, develop the food industry, create entertainment, build tourist attractions, and develop infrastructure. What's the fun in fighting for power? Isn't it better to devour meat, drink wine, and laugh heartily? That witch over there, come and learn about the construction industry. Tongtian, you deserve a zoo. Nuwa, you're a professional at creating stars (humans). Dijun, don't miss out on this future star in the express delivery industry. Jieyin and Zhunti, if you come again and claim "This creature is destined for me," I'll close shop and release Hongjun. Hongjun: ... ——— At first, the Wu Clan: Where did this yellow-haired brat come from? How dare he set his sights on us? Later, real estate is so lucrative. — At first, Tongtian: How can a zoo be as happy as recruiting disciples? Later: A furry one in my left hand, a furry one in my right hand, I'm inhaling. ... [Dedicated to construction, development, and peaceful coexistence, the bottom VS the Daoist ancestor who only has the Tao in his heart but is repeatedly led astray] ——— See the pre-collected article next door! ["Monster Vacation Home"] Synopsis: Yuan Fei owns a small, two-story vacation home deep in the mountains, with three monster employees. The receptionist, who is often reported for keeping protected animals, is Hu Li, a nine-tailed white fox. The cook, who eats the guests' meals while cooking, is Tao Tie. The accountant, who calculates the long-term losses and finds that the boss owes the finance department money, is Pi Xiu. As the owner and sole human of this unfortunate vacation home, who's in debt to the finance department, Yuan Fei not only has to constantly have tea with the police, find excuses to guests for slow service, but also constantly struggles to save himself from bankruptcy. His heart is pounding. Yuan Fei thought his life would continue in this chaotic state, but one day, he discovered he wasn't human! He'd always thought he was the only human among these demons, but it turned out he wasn't either. This was embarrassing. Pixiu: "Why are you embarrassed? It's so good to be human. This way we can stay open for another five hundred years." Yuan Fei glanced at him dimly: "And then I'll owe you another five hundred years of money for no apparent reason?" Pixiu nodded: "Yes, you can pay it back if you can't." What a great deal! He's so clever. Yuan Fei: "...Brother, go away." ——— [A warm and healing smile on the outside, a madly complaining (mysterious) bottom vs. a stingy Pixiu top who only cares about money and never gives out] Theme: Live life to the fullest. No matter what difficulties you face, stay positive. With courage and determination, anything is possible!
[System + Unrevealed Identity + Goddess Persona] After being bound to a system, Jiang Wu was blinded by money and taken by the system to some obscure, godforsaken dynasty to complete a mission. Only then did she realize that she was just an ordinary commoner, and her targets were the emperor, empress, crown prince, princess, general, marquis, heir... very well, her targets included fathers and sons, husbands and wives, brothers and sisters. System, are you sure I won't be torn apart by five horses? "Host, believe in yourself, you are the chosen femme fatale." No, Jiang Wu was expressionless. She was probably given a script that would lead to certain death. However, Jiang Wu browsed the system shop and it seemed that there was still a chance to survive. In that era of absolute imperial power, even selling refined salt could get her executed. As for beauty, ha, wouldn't an ordinary person with such beauty die an even more miserable death? The Great Xuan Dynasty had just been established and was in a state of turmoil, with everything needing to be rebuilt. Countless people were eager to seize power. Crown Prince Xie Zhao was chasing a group of bandits when he unexpectedly fell into a trap and found himself in grave danger. On the verge of death, a goddess descended, offering him a magic pill that brought him back to life. Jiang Wu smiled and said, "Thanks for the invitation, it's just a common anti-inflammatory." The Great Xuan Dynasty welcomed back the goddess, and from then on, peace reigned, the seas were calm, the rivers were clear, and the people were well-fed and clothed, living in contentment. Years later, the system looked at the maxed-out favorability rating—not just for the target, but for the entire Great Xuan Dynasty! Jiang Wu smiled and said, "Nothing special, just the rules of modern showing off."
Xia Jiuyou travels across the Xuantian Continent and becomes the Emperor of Great Xia. The Heavenly Dao Emperor Golden List appears, and nations vie for supremacy! Fortunately, the Tyrant System has awakened, offering rewards for ruining the nation's destiny.
After completely ruining the nation's destiny, he could even surpass the heavens! Xia Jiuyou understood! The Wei Kingdom wants to cede land? Just give it to him!
Is the Prime Minister unmatched in domestic affairs? Demoted to guard the frontier! Is Li Linpu a treacherous minister? Promoted to Grand Secretary, waiting for him to disrupt the government. The country's fortune plummets!
However, a year later, everything was completely beyond Xia Jiuyou's expectations!
What? The Prime Minister not only recovered lost territory but also nearly destroyed the Wei Kingdom? Li Linpu wasn't a traitor, but a capable minister? He established a cabinet, cleaned up the court, and revitalized Daxia?
The nation's fortunes skyrocketed! It topped the Emperor Rankings! Later, it founded the Great Xia Dynasty, and the entire nation ascended!
Xia Jiuyou was stunned. I really just wanted to be a tyrant!
Main characters: Xia Jiuyou, Zhuge Qing'er,
Key Points: A House Intrigue Story [Powerful and High-Ranking Prince x (Fake) Gentle and Sweet Little White Flower] In a previous life, I was forced into the imperial palace, won over the concubines, and ultimately ascended the throne. Before my death, I realized I was merely a stepping stone for the Emperor to pave the way for Bai Yueguang. Meanwhile, my elder sister, despite possessing a perfect marriage, despised the Marquisate, disliked the Prince and his adopted son, and ultimately became an abandoned woman. We were both reborn at the same time, with my elder sister offering to swap brides! On our wedding night, the heartless man spoke in a chilling voice, "We have no feelings, and I won't touch you." I raised my eyes slightly and replied meekly, "Okay, I obey my husband." The man across from me was stunned, and seeing his expression, the corners of my lips curled slightly. I'm the master at playing pitiful and virtuous... Life in the Marquisate is simple and easy, free from the daily hustle and bustle of palace fighting. As for that aloof husband? Help him through his disability crisis; just stay alive. But gradually, that cold, exiled husband began to cling to me. Later, the emperor from my previous life was reborn and wanted to take me into his harem... My cold husband held me tightly in his arms, his eyes red: "Qin Jiuwei, aren't you quite calculating? Why don't you include me in it..." Main characters: Qin Jiuwei, Xie Yanli
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Also known as: “This Useless Emperor Won by Lying Flat”
One morning, she woke up to find herself turned into the puppet emperor of a war-for-supremacy story, surrounded by ambitious armies all eager to seize her as a tool to command lords in the name of the Son of Heaven.
She made a decisive choice—to follow the Wei faction. Why not side with the protagonist, you ask? Because the protagonist was a ruthless schemer, the kind of man who’d rather betray the world than be betrayed by it. Following him meant she might not last a few days before being sent to the afterlife with a cup of poisoned wine.
Though the Wei clan never unified the world, they endured the longest. Even the protagonist was forced to drag out a war of attrition against them until they finally collapsed. By her calculation, Wei Ying—the most formidable master of the Wei clan—lived to the age of eighty. Only upon his death could the protagonist finally achieve unification.
If she chose Wei, she could live to eighty as well. Just right. No need to die early.
What better choice could there be? Who would complain about gaining an extra eighty years of life?
So, without hesitation, she followed the Wei clan’s masked woman, the one who wore a fearsome ghost-faced mask.
Unexpectedly, the other factions refused to accept it unless she showed that it was her own voluntary choice. They pressured her to make her stance clear to the Wei woman.
So, Tian Tangjing leaned over and smacked a kiss onto the woman’s cheek, drawing astonished gazes all around.
She kissed without the slightest burden, completely ignoring the way the Wei woman’s cold gaze grew increasingly complicated. From then on, she had secured herself a long-term meal ticket: for eighty years, she could lie flat as a useless emperor, never lacking food or drink, enjoying safety under the close protection of another.
Until her wedding night, when she discovered that the woman she had married was none other than Wei Ying herself.
Wei Ying—the very same iron-blooded general who could kill without batting an eye, who had guarded Shanhaiguan, developed the Far East, and shattered the Donghu tribes.
Tian Tangjing: Is it still too late to pack up and run?
At that moment, Wei Ying pressed close with forceful intent:
“Your Majesty kissed this minister’s daughter. Surely you mean to take lifelong responsibility?”
Tian Tangjing shrank her neck: Weakly asks—if I refuse?
Wei Ying sneered:
“Then your bones will be ground to dust—and scattered together with mine.”
Tian Tangjing: !!!
But who could have expected that their days together would grow more and more flavorful, surprisingly harmonious—if a little too intense.
The very protagonists who were supposed to seize the world ended up turned by her wife into her own right-hand men. They abandoned the struggle for the throne, competing instead to help her govern the realm.
Years later, Tian Tangjing stood atop the Star-Picking Tower, overlooking the vast empire, unable to resist sighing:
“When it comes to the strongest person at living off their partner, none can compare to me.”
“Your Majesty, still want some peaches?” Wei Ying reclined lazily on the beauty’s couch, gazing at her.
Tian Tangjing: “Mash it into peach pulp for me. I only love the soft kind!”
PS:
Ordinary useless emperor × Earth-shaking goddess-general
Theme: Blooming and bearing fruit even in adversity.
【Acquire martial arts】
[Martial Arts: Hunyuan Palm (Introduction)]
[Level: inferior]
[Quality: Low]
[Eating can be traced to match the character files of the martial arts and extract the files]
【Do you want to eat it? 】
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"Jiang Yongze - "Hunyuan Broken Moon Hand", An Tingjing - "Golden Python Chasing Wind Legs", Lin Yinyan - "Three Shadows Without Trace Fist", Sheng Anxi - "Spiritual Eagle Claw Xuan Gong", Xing Feihong - "Yang Yang" "The Secret Code of the Golden Hand", She Weichang - "The Secret Record of Lingfeng Xingshu Legs", Du Linjun - "The True Picture of Burying Crane Claws", Deng Xiangjing - "The Secret Picture of Qinglian Finger"."
"The above eight martial arts character files can be smelted. Do you want to smelt them?"
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During the Ming Dynasty, martial arts flourished, hundreds of schools of thought contended, and disputes among martial arts cultivators from various places arose.
Heroes stand side by side, and powerful families conquer.
Competition for resources and division of territory.
A book containing archives of figures from many martial arts schools traveled here with Du Beiting, and became his only reliance in this dark and troubled world where human life is at stake and where force is supreme.
Yang Xu, a young man from the 21st century, accidentally travels to the Tang Dynasty with a system. Watch as he uses the system to build a modern city in the Tang Dynasty and, under his guidance, gradually transform the Tang Dynasty into a true center of the world.
Chen Xuan travels back to the late Han Dynasty and becomes a leader of refugees.
When all other options are exhausted, activate the urban construction system.
Dig three feet into the ground and you'll find iron ore; build a road to facilitate trade; erect a formidable pass to block a thousand armies!
"Lord, Yuan Shao has sent an envoy to request the purchase of grain and fodder!"
"Tell him that there is plenty of food, and he can exchange it for the four prefectures of Ji, Qing, You, and Bing!"
"Lord of the city, Cao Cao, Sun Quan, and Liu Bei have jointly submitted a petition requesting that you declare yourself emperor!"
"You can declare yourself emperor, but first hand over their territory as a congratulatory gift!"
The youngest, silly fourteenth son of the Yan Emperor had reached the age where he should be given a separated territory now. He rejected the wealthy land, neighbouring the capital city, and instead chose the wildest land in the western region— Liangcheng. Everyone shook their heads and sighed. A fool is indeed a fool. If you go to Liangcheng, you will be killed by barbarians in less than three to five years.
One year later, the watermelon presented to the Emperor as the tribute from Liangcheng in the west was sweet and crispy. There was no one in the palace who did not love it.
Two years later, Liangcheng presented corn as a tribute to the Emperor. The yield was high, and the taste was good. No one in the country could resist liking it.
Three years later, Liangcheng defeated the barbarians and presented their prisoners in front of the imperial court. The people of Yan were excited and their morale was greatly boosted.
Four years later… Everyone said that the fourteenth prince Mingyu was a fool, while the little fatty Yu, who transmigrated with the golden finger, chuckled. Let’s see how you guys look at this fool build his own territory, then.